Reviews

Came in a little after 130pm this past Saturday. The new doorman is low energy, I wonder what happened to the old guy, new club? New career path? Who knows. I went straight to the bar…

Went on a recent Thursday at 1100pm. Outside was well lit and the parking lot was safe. Bouncers patrolled the door and made sure everyone coming in was OK. Got the metal detector treatment going…

Had sometime to kill before a flight and checked this place out. It was about 4:30 on a Tuesday and I believe they open at 4pm. Located along side what looks like the airport…

I went to other clubs in south Philly before and due to the smoking, I have to say no to all of them. I thought this place also allows smoking till one uber driver tells…

I visited The Mouse’s Ear with my husband on a Saturday for couples night. The club was very busy which I assume has a lot to do with the traffic from redneck brawl, although…

Yes, you read that right! Rob was working behind the bar and he was his old jovial self, like nothing had changed. He had a few 5s, a couple 6s and 7s, and one 8…

Went to Kappa on a Thursday evening around 7pm. Walked in and no cover, but had to buy a drink. Got a coke for $4 and because it was happy hour I got free refills.…

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

I was staying overnight on a Sunday in Philly in the middle of a trip down I-95 from north to south. I had stopped in for a bit at Outer Space Club about 8:15…

I decided to stop at OGD and see if anything has changed. The place has been described in previous reviews so you know it is a dive with hookers. You will find all shapes and…

The place is very small. No alcohol, one stage, low ceilings making the place seem smaller. I went on Monday night and it was very empty. About 8 girls working. 4 not…

I drove over for a drop in on Sunday after arriving in Toronto airport. Wow this place is busy, and I was concerned I would not get an appointment. Luckily I got there…

This is a combination review from two separate trips this month. Arrived both times about 5 PM - Parking: parked on the U.S. side, $8 for 8 hours in the lot on top of the hill…

I’ve reviewed here before so I’ll skip the layout this time. Came around 5pm on a Friday after work. Was sat at the inner ring booths on the west wall. I would guess 25-35 girls…

Next up on the hit parade -- tit parade? -- was the Tiger Tail. After the complete bust at Just Enuff, I wanted/needed to gamble on the quest for titties. A groggy and grumpy GPS took…

Probably my 10th visit this year. Mostly Thursdays. They tend to be a good mix of slower afternoons, but still with some choices, and the night isn't wall to wall people where you can't find…

My visit a few weeks ago killed time and was easy on my wallet, but I’m not in a hurry to come back. I stopped in after getting off the light rail, conveniently situated right…

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

I went over to the Geisha House on a Monday late morning/afternoon. The parking lot is fenced in for the most part on a frontage road next to a relatively busy street. You get buzzed…

Got there around 10 PM Saturday night. Valet is $10 if you park yourself. cover was $20 at that time. went straight to the bar as I was solo. Got me a drink and went…

Stopped in for a second visit to this place. There wasn’t anyone at the front counter so I didn’t have to pay the cover. Went and sat by the circular stage off at a table.…

Stopped in on way to a trip to NY. It’s a decent halfway stop between Boston and NY. Location is on a back street behind a car dealership and other businesses. When you walk in…

In El Paso and decided to try out Buck’s for a few. Went on a Saturday early evening (6pm). Walked in and went through metal detector. Entryway has a table to the left where an…

I very much enjoy visiting this establishment. I don't think I have ever been disappointed there. I like to visit in the middle of the afternoon when things are a little bit slower. The women…

I visited the club Thursday in the evening. I reached at 5:30 so there was no cover charge. I think the details of the venue has been covered many time so I would not get…

Had a short layover in Atlanta that was just long enough to check out this club. Taxi driver looked at me like I was crazy when I asked him to take me to the strip…

Midway Invader Monday afternoon 8/18/2025 5 PM to 6:15 PM The almost full parking lot—I think I got the last spot in the front area—made it seem the club was busier than it was. It…

Decided to check it out when my dinner plans got cancelled. When you walk in (after $20 cover) they’ll ask if you want to sit at the bar or in the lounge. The bar is…

Club is still the same as previous reviews. Front desk still asking aggressively for tips for letting you enter. This time I got the stink eye from the hostess when I didn’t tip her. So…

Small place with brightly lit bar and a stage with a pole. Stage shows were happening but with breaks in between shows. There are some private rooms around the back as well with nice couches…

So we all have known about the Pink building and that it’s on Route 130 South ! Next to the used car dealership! The parking is rather large and plenty of parking ! The lighting…

Really not sure what to expect going into The Den but was pleasantly surprised. Lots of parking, we're in the middle of nowhere so that's to be expected I guess. But also there was a…

Why do I keep trying this place? Maybe the instagram posts with a decent looking lineup? Plus, in my experience, the girls who post to social are normally the middle of the pack and any…

So finally, I made it to HK. I am really, really upset with myself that I did not do it soon enough. What a place. I have visited FKK sharks and Fkk globe multiple times.…

So I have always visited sharks. But this time I thought let me try. To save some travel money, buy a weekly ticket so you can use all the local transportation for a fixed price.…

Ubered there from another club that didn't have much action going, paid my 10$ entry. Enter into the room with a main stage & 2 smaller stages - girl dancing on each stage. My first…

I haven't been to a club in several months for a number of reasons so I decided to swing by Cheetah Pomp when I was in South Florida for work last week. For those that…

My first time at the “new” FD location in ages. Went around 2PM on A Thursday. Free entry. Buds were 2/$11 and the club was surprisingly full. I’m a Latina guy and as I saw down,…

Visited Philly and figured why not watch the Phillies at risqué as they were out of town. You walk in the door and are greeted by a guard and cover of $10. Empty pockets and…

Stopped in on a Wed night. This is the first time I have been to this club. I had read several reviews that sounded interesting so I figured I would give it a try. Off…

Stepping out of the bright afternoon sun and into the dim light of Hip Hugger is a jolt to the senses, it always takes a few for my eyes to adjust when I walk in.…

Preface this by saying Kittens was randomly closed on this particular Wednesday so that was annoying but all well. Luckily Tens is right down the road. Club is very large, parking lot is now finished on…

Oh, another day at Ricks, getting slightly better. Not going to go into great detail about the description of the club, nothing has changed drastically in the format except they don’t really seem to have a…

So let me start by saying Onyx has a special place in my heart. When I was first considering moving to ATL in ‘09 I came down for a long weekend to visit some friends…

New Locomotion Sunday night, just before midnight to maybe 1 AM I wanted to revisit New Loco before leaving, and thinking a Sunday night late might be slow, I wanted to see how the pickings were.…

Got there around 3pm, no cover(I believe this is before 5 or 6pm). Was able to find parking on street which is always a plus. There were about 6 girls, but only 2…

So I was visiting for the Fringe festival which they have every August and decided to review the local strip clubs. I first went to Western Bar which I reviewed separately, and then crossed…

If you want to feel like you’re at the Playboy Mansion while remaining in Dallas, come here. Very high end club. Parking lot is massive, with valet guys. You should feel safe as you enter the…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out. Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

Went out with the boys after a night of clubbing and landed here after midnight. I think I went to this club before when it was a different name as well since I remembered…

This is located in a semi red light district with the only other two strip clubs in the city literally across the street. There are also some adult book stores and other adult themed places…

Visited Vivide during the week on a work trip. Arrived in the early evening and parked on the dirt parking area. While technically I don’t think you are required to pay for parking, I gave…

Got there around 10 on a Saturday night. Ample parking lot and decently well lit as always. Paid the $15 cover to the guy sitting on a stool directly on the right of the door…

Weird vibe. Was visiting Cincy for work. Went to Hard Rock and Hollywood casinos back to back days. Place is located in Lawrenceburg, 30min from Cincy. Across from a gas station. Parking right outside and…

Went to PPP on a thursday to watch the baseball game and see some naked women. As it's been described, it's a small, single story building on Columbus Blvd in South Philly, near Show N…

I decided to take a swing by Club Pink. I used to go to this club every now and then, but it had been about a year since I have been there. Parking…

Date of Visit: 07/14/25 Day of Visit: Monday Time of Visit: about 4pm Method of transportation: Rideshare Cover Charge: $5 Price of bottle: $120 Price of Beer: unknown Price of Water: $6 Price of a…

Was in Denver on business and had previously been to Ladies en Confidente years ago so decided to try Dream Girls to see if it was a better experience. Arrived at the industrial park location…

Came to this place after The Crazy Horse. Parked on the side street in front of the club. Forgot the cover maybe 20-30$ Talked to the security for a bit and then the DJ came…

The thesis remains unchanged. The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs. Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…

I stopped by on a Thursday night, parked in lot, usually lot is full but got there early (7:30pm). The place only had about 10 customers and I saw only about 7-9 girls since it…

Review will sum up multiple visits including day and night shift. I religiously checked the onegc.app site to see what baddies were working. This is the best app/website ever made cause I was planning on…

Went here with a couple buddies to send off a friend who was moving away. Cover was $20 at the door. Not sure about coat check since we weren’t carrying anything. Bouncers seemed friendly…

I went to the Go-Go Club at 19:00 on a Saturday night. The building was a Pizza Hut a long time ago, as seen by the shape of the roof and the shape of the…

Passing by Vernon late night and figured the wife would be asleep, so I stopped in at Lucky's. I have not been in since they remodeled and changed ownership. The building was the…

I reviewed BT's a few months ago so I'll spare the details concerning the neighborhood, parking/valet, cover, club layout, etc. All the other reviews are accurate on these details. Its a safe area…

Went to Silk around 1pm on Friday afternoon. Nice big adjacent parking lot. Was one of the bartenders birthdays so festive and everyone in good spirits. Walk in quick id check chill security. Long rectangular…

This may be rejected as a review, but I'm hoping to save people a drive. I've been to this place a few times over the years. Mostly pretty bad talent but ive seen some diamonds…

Arrived at LaPearl around 5pm Saturday. Paid my $10 cover to Sharrif outside, no pat down, and entered. It was more women outside then inside. There were two couples dancing and one…

I visited this place in the afternoon the day after the night visit. It is someone large bar style strip club where one or two girls dance in the middle of an oval stage surrounded…

So I've read that this place is 100% latina and extras are commonplace. Seems like a good time. So I was passing through Tampa and took a slight detour, 12 minutes north of downtown, to…

This place was a bit of a surprise. I was not expecting much. It is in a very large aluminum building. From the outside, it looks like a very large storage building.…

Tootsies is a staple in the Miami area. If you want variety, but a friendly atmosphere… this is the place. I’ve been coming here off and on for at least 15 years and never disappointed.…

Girls were very nice and not at all pushy. Walked in, was immediately asked to remove my hat... it's been a while since I visited a club and I totally forgot the dress code.... Got…

Nice club well kept up with but always extremely dead with a good amount of girls each time. Cover: $22 Mandatory drink; $10 non alc Club is nice inside with decent seating options. 3 separate areas…

I went out to watch the afternoon Redsox game, hoping to catch my old friend Tiffany (AA spinner -- great personality and skills), as she reportedly works afternoons. No luck on Tiffany, but there were…

I stopped by this place on Saturday around 4:30pm. Boy, your eyes need to adjust as soon as you walk in. It's daaark inside. Club description: The club itself is small, compared to most other clubs around…

Place: Apparently, the air conditioning has been out of commission all summer. They have 3-4 indoor AC units to cool the place down, so the temperature was not uncomfortable. It was in…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

This place reminds me of you hole in the wall brothel. It’s not fancy by any means but it gets the job done. Compared to the other clubs in the area can definitely do better…

Arrive to a less than half full parking lot around 3:30pm. Parked in the main lot ($10) and another $10 for entry fee with a light pat down. Turn to the left, follow the hall…

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

I was driving through the northeast part of the East Coast to go see an old high school friend on a Saturday afternoon, and my route took me relatively close to two clubs I wanted…

Got to the club around 5pm on a weekday. I arrived in an Uber so no valet charge, and apparently it was early enough so there was no cover. As soon as I walked in,…

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday afternoon. I arrived around 2:00pm, no cover charge, bored bouncer at the door waving people in, lots of empty seats. $4 for a draft beer…

This will sum up multiple visits through out the week. Day shift and night shift. Weekdays and Weekends. Quick thing I want to point out, a lot of reviews saying it’s “not the same” pre COVID.…

It was my 2nd visit to Desire. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon in June. Ample parking space. It was raining outside. The club looks really big from outside. Very clean and well maintained. When…

Impression - I have been to PTs more than 20 times over many years, and unfortunately, I can't remember one time that I left saying to myself "I had a good time", regardless of how…

Typical Block entry setup, with doorguy at front indicating club is open. Walk downstairs into basement club; no cover or frisk daytime....but nighttime usually has security check (but still no cover). If a…

Once I settled in though, the energy on the floor felt a little flat. There were a decent number of dancers around, but most of them were just standing in groups talking with each other…

Was excited to hear about the re-opening of Deja Vu. Called got the free limo ride with entry. Arrived about 10:30 pm. As you pass through the doorway into the club it appears completely open,…

I was in the Cincinnati area for a couple of days to watch two AEW wrestling shows at the Andrew G Brady music Centre, and since Thursday was my last day, I decided to stop…

In town visiting my family for the weekend so thought I’d pay a trip to the club of my youthful years. Nothing has really changed since the last time I was there several years ago.…

After leaving the brass bowl, I still had a bit of time so I walked across the street to the ass (Brass Ass) hopefully to have some better luck. As I walked in, there was…

Location & Logistics: The club is easy to spot from the road, but the entrance is around back, along with all the parking. There's no front access, so first-timers might be a little confused. Make sure…

Stopped in on a recent Friday early afternoon, the club is on Sumnytown Pike outside the town of Harleysville PA in a somewhat rural mostly residential area. Plenty of safe parking in…

I visited from 5-8 on Friday. Lot was crowded. $10 parking attendant (2 of them). Security guy in riot gear with 4 extra clips on his belt (pays to be prepared) gave me a thorough…

I haven't been to this club in over a decade. Mainly because when I used to live down here, it was out the way. It's located in a plaza next to a Hooters…

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned). Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

Afternoon Party! So totally hit or miss is this place....but when it's on it's really great. On a Monday afternoon this place was hoping with 10 + girls, a small group celebrating something with the…