Reviews

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

Visited the other week right before the craziness shutdown. There was about 4-5 girls working. 1 POC, and the rest were white of varying ages. The club was o.k. It is…

It was a week or two before the plague got serious. Before everything shut down leading to the grim, beautyless times we are in right now. From this vantage point of the Shelter In Place…

This was a Sunday afternoon review pre-Corona shut down obviously. I would describe this club as one of the most neurotic clubs in Miami - If you can use that term for a club?…

I didn't intend to review this club for my March 7 visit as I already posted one for February 4. Since the board is dead, I figured I might as well throw this out.…

Every time I travel to South Florida, I make sure I take a trip to Diamond Dolls (will review separately) and Porthole Pub. While I love the eye candy and unbelievable selection at Diamond Dolls,…

This is a review of two visits in early and mid March. Both on Friday, early afternoon. Both times I was seated in the corner seat closest to the cigarette machine and arrived…

(Sorry this was late post, this was pre-Coronavirus shutdown, around the last weekend in February) So before everthing went to shits just like every where else in the world over COVID 19, me and my wife…

(Sorry this was late post, this was pre-Coronavirus, around the first weekend of March) So some weeks ago, I was strolling around Club Wax on a Friday Night and ran into the former security guard at…

First time visitor to Boise a couple of weeks before the virus precluded everyone for living a normal life. Had meetings earlier in the afternoon, checked in to my hotel, had a quick dinner and…

Hello All, first time caller long time caller long time listener. The downer is closed right now — along with most clubs — so this is a composite review of three Saturday nights this year.…

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasn’t sure if it’d even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not because…

This feels weird to write, I usually try to write these so that a new guy can make a decision whether or not a club is the right fit for him; the right vibe, the…

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlett’s. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience there,…

Hadn't been here on recent visits which aren't as numerous as years ago. Figured it was worth a stop as it was fairly close to my hotel this trip. Was around supper time so I wasn't…

My friend and I were there for an IT convention and decided to go for my first SC experience after the convention was over. We taxi'd over and paid the $50 cover, then seated ourselves.…

I hadn’t been to the Ritz in 10 years or so. I had a weekend pass from family responsibilities and decided to check it out and see if a couple dancers I knew from other…

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening] After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I would…

Last day before the governor closes all bars and restaurants. The club decided to stay open because they do not serve food or alcohol and to fine any dancer who did not come in. They…

---------------------- THURSDAY MARCH 5, 2020 ---------------------- I arrived at 12:40AM, had my ID scanned, was wanded down, and let in free as a local. The area near the front bar as I was walking in was full…

It's been awhile since I've posted on this site, but I'm back. Just hadn't had the time to spend on this - but things change. During this time of turmoil in the midst of…

My last visit was in early March, just before all the virus craziness. About 20 years ago, my go to club in the area was called Shooter's Alley in Doraville. At the time, it was…

I went to the Bare Back Saloon on a Saturday night at 21:00. There was a $5 cover charge. The door girl stamps your hand with invisible ink, which allows you to leave and come…

My visit the last day before they closed due to the corona-virus. I got here around 6PM. The parking lot was so empty, I wasn't sure they were open. Luckily, they were.…

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and…

I got into the club around 8pm and paid my $22 cover+drink charge. The layout of the underground club is funky and too hard to describe. There was one dancer (AA) named Cinnamon who was…

First off with new owners they need to fix the parking lot entrance, it's a hard turn. After I entered I notice they no longer write names down which is great but it's still $10…

I usually stop by here if Bare Assets is slow or I don’t see anything I like there. It’s a relatively short drive north from there on US19. This night I pulled in and there…

Sunday, March 8, 2020. Feeling the impending hysteria of the corona virus and fearing that if we ever recover, strip clubs will not, I decided to start my day with Club Fantasies and their…

This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I screwing…

I’d like to start out by saying the last review I made was posted in January but took place August 2019, and this trip happened the first week of March. It’s fair to say it’s…

Just walking around the area and decided to check locals places in mexico beside hongkong. I must said this people are rude and older than expected. Maybe it is culture differences but they…

I went to the World Famous Astro Lounge on a Saturday night about 20:00. The "world famous" in the name is deceiving because it is a dive bar that has seen better days. There was…

I was in the Fayetteville area for the week previous to the nightclub shutdowns, I knew it was a matter of time so I took advantage while I was near and visited three times in…

Not my usual club, but I was in the area and decided to stop by. Club is in an isolated commercial strip but it’s safe and there’s ample parking. Valet is optional. No cover…

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago prior to the virus meltdown. Plenty of girls working and a good variety, including mostly the cubana girls. Always fun here to do the $10 nude lappers…

I visited on Tue.March 10 and enjoyed it so much I went back again on Sat.March 14. My particular taste is for girls with taut, slender, petite bodies, so imagine my joy when the first…

Visited PP to see if they had recovered yet from major staff changes in the fall and they haven't quite yet. The night time dancer quality is lower as there are now only one…

I probably should have wrote this review sooner, but I digress. The DH is located, in a pretty desolate part of Jacksonville. Yet it is close to Sinsations, another all nude establishment. $5/$10 day/night.…

I visited Treasure Club on Friday 13th just to see how busy it was. A few days later (17th) all bars and restaurants closed (except for take out/delivery which for some reason the club doesn’t…

OK... If you have experienced strip clubs in states where there is a demand for this type of entertainment then temper your expectations. This place definitely falls below the national average standard when it comes…

(This review is from a visit a few weeks ago, before the apocalypse.) My last couple visits to the Players Club in Baltimore were very subpar, so I decided to try the new club in…

This review is from a visit two weeks ago . I had read several reviews about this club , and since I was in South Florida I had to see it for myself . I…

Hello guys hope you all are doing ok in these times. I’ve been busy but I’ve been wanting to write about my last trip to follies on 2/26/20 around 3pm. Before then I wrote a…

Decided to visit Golden Dragon in the same night I visited another local establishment just about a block away. I had read a few descriptions here which is why what I might tell you is…

It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…

I decided to check out East Idaho's only strip club at 20:30 on a Friday night. Upon entering, I was confronted with a doorman and a choice: On the left was a room with a…

Went in around 3pm for my first time. It was rather lack-lustered in variety. A few black girls, a seasoned looking girl and a girl who was buried in her face and booth so I…

This review will cover my last visit at The Trap earlier this year in January. It is my third review of my 3 visits at different clubs when I stayed in Miami. I have always…

I had a chance to return to Club Rouge about two months after my initial experience. As you will hear me say, I am a very novice club-goer, but am getting more comfortable to more…

So before the outbreak I usually visited HK once a month and sometimes two. But for some reason I could not get this girl I've been with last time out of my mind.…

Candyland is in a shabby looking building in a shabby looking section of southeast Memphis. There is what looks like a new wood fence blocking off the back section of the lot. I’m…

The Cheetah is a high class club, when you walk that becomes evident. You pay your entry fee and then walk down a couple long hallways to dance area (passing an executive lounge on the…

Visited a couple months ago on a Saturday. Arrived at 11:30 before the valet had arrived, so I parked for free. Club wasn't open, so I just played on my phone for about 30 minutes…

So its been a little over 4 months since I was last at Blackjacks. I believe this was my 3rd visit over the last couple years. Arrived around 8:30ish on a Tuesday night after getting…

I got here on Saturday right before the Governor announces all non-essential businesses had to close that evening. I expected the place to be empty and it was. Parking lot is really small. This…

Not a review. Just an update to let you know that the bar will be closed for at least 2 weeks as of Sunday March 15 due to COVID19. Hope all the girls manage to…

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given up…

I was late leaving a lunch meeting in Atlantic Beach on 3/17 and the first thing I hear when I find a Jax station on the car radio is that the mayor has ordered all…

The Pink Pussycat is one of my all-time favorites. I used to go here often years ago. I was sad when it closed and was pleasantly surprised when I saw it had reopened.…

Guessing that a state closing of bars would be coming I decided to take one last visit to Club Bristol on my way traveling through on a trip back to the Twin Cities. Got here…

I heard through word of mouth that there was a good nude strip club in Scott, Quebec, so I went to check it out and add it to TUSCL. I showed up to Bar De…

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon around 4:45pm. The parking lot is large and felt safe. Most of it was blocked off for valet, but I had no problem finding a spot for self-park.…

I was in the area prior to the big hit of the coronavirus, there were rumblings but no major shutdowns yet. You would never know it by looking at Sammy's. I think I…

I was in TJ last weekend at the tail end of a vacation in MX, and I feel lucky that it turned out to be the last weekend before travel restrictions and the like kicked…

Had a night free and decided to head north over the border. I stopped by GC on a cold, rainy evening and the place was empty. Typical $5 CAD to the doorman and was greeted…

Went to this place because a lesbian friend said it would be a good place to take my bi-curious girl. The manager, who was at the door, let us in with no cover since, "...are…

Well, I guess this might be the last review for this place for a while. I came in around 9pm on a Tuesday night. I had a free entry pass thanks to a previous trip…

After a couple of months away, I went back to Fantasies recently just before the state shut down all the bars. I've grown to like Fantasies for what it is and accept what it is not.…

Arrived around 4:00 after a 5 minute trip to Diva's. No parking fee or cover but a door guy watching the parking lott on a TV so he was good for $5. Once inside the…

Went in about 3 pm and it was totally dead in there, 3 or 4 dancers and 5 or 6 customers. This gal approached me while standing at the bar. Had seen her there before.…

Arrived at around 2:30 to a pretty full parking lot, inside to my amazement, 5 customers and 10 girls, no cover or parking fee. Got a $6 Corona from Ashley and was immediately joined by…

A quick stop at follies, 12:00 opening on Saturday was more like 12:15, $5 cover, ID and pat down and in to the darkness. Got a now $6 Corona from the Miley Cyrus look alike…

Warning: this will be wordy because it will be across multiple days and 2 trips. Thanks for all the gents that provided information for my first time. Friday was a reconnaissance for a…

This will be a short review just to update their hours due to coronavirus: Dancers are working in two shifts: noon until 4pm, and 4 pm until 8 pm. No dancers before noon or…

Given all of the concerns with the coronavirus, I wasn't sure what to expect when I got here. Would it be empty? No dancers? I parked on the street across from the…

This club keeps getting worse and worse each visit. Since it’s no cover on Sundays at least until 9pm for members I decided to visit the week before last. I arrived around 8pm and left…

It's a Saturday night, after I pay the 6 bucks to get in I notice some things right away, first off, it's almost empty, maybe 12 people in the place if that, then I ask…

Two night visits (Saturday and Monday) last month. I'll dispense with parking lot alert first. Next door Mexican restaurant is now open, and operating most nights. Expect some patrons to take up spots in new…

It’s been months, almost a year since ive been to gentlemen’s club but decided to give it a try as I was headed in from a very memorable night at Fantasia. The parking lot…

I managed to make it into TJ last weekend on the tail end of a longer vacation in CDMX, so this review covers Thursday through Saturday. For that reason, I have no info on the…

This isn't a review as much as it is a public service announcement. As of 5:00 on 3/16/20 the Thorobred Lounge is closed due to Corona Virus until further notice. I would recomend checking their…

Visited about a month ago, in town for a morning meeting and schedule an evening flight back home. This place or Mons is probably closest to the airport and for experience and what I read…

Went back in January, have been multiple times since. Layout: Once you walk through the front doors there are two square bars towards the back area. Behind those are the lapdance stalls. Two stages, one main…

Stopped in at Paradizio one Friday night after driving past it all the time but never checking it out. Parked right by the dominos across the street, locked my car up tight cuz Irvington, and…

So this group has been around a little while, but no one added them yet, so I did. I went to see them at the Knight’s Bar and Club in Bedford, PA. They travel around…

I wanted to check out this club because I thought it had a cool name. It’s in downtown Montreal, so I made the short trek from my hotel on foot with visions of glamour á…

It's been about a year since I've visited Molly Browns. Reviews seem to be pretty slow for this place and my review from last year is the last one posted. So this review will be…

I wanted to visit Playhouse before the sky falls. In this COVID panicked environment, with more institutions and businesses closing every day, I assume that strip club shut-downs are imminent. Get it while you can.…

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on VA…

Went on a Thursday, around 6 pm. place was quite, $12 dollars at the end and $7 dollar mandatory drink (coffee, tea, soda, water, and juices) They track it by give you a band…

I visited this club Friday afternoon, March 13, toward the beginning of the pandemic. It was a calculated move on my part, as I figured better sooner than later when the predicted 70% of…

It was a two-day adventure in Tijuana that included multiple visits to Hong Kong. I booked a double room in Hotel Cascadas on the fifth floor, in part because the double rooms tend to be…

Bourbon Street has always been the high end of the Phoenix market in terms of dancer looks. It has also been limited, in my experience, to solid two way contact lap dances. This has never…

I visited Casa Diablo on three separate nights over one long weekend recently (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday), spending more than a couple of hours each time. My review is strongly positive, with the huge exception of…

I know I probably said I would never step foot in here again and my last visit was quite awhile ago (by choice). But i was in the area for a…

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

Was in the area on a Thursday afternoon and decided to give this place another try. My first time here was a disaster as there was no decent talent at the time. Club is located…