Reviews

I went to Bourbon Street on Friday at 2pm. No cover charge. You get your temperature taken and hand sanitizer upon entry. Masks are required at all times in the establishment except when eating or…

So this would cover two trips during the week in the early afternoon. Monday early afternoon, the bathroom troll was not around, however on Thursday mid-afternoon he was back in. Not sure if it…

Recently visited on Thursday February 25th, 2021. I have been here before and it was an old favorite and I read a couple of reviews stating that they weren't sure if it was back to normal…

After visiting RYC and Sparkys, I decided to end my mental health day at Secrets. I arrived about 4:30 (currently COVID hours for the club are 3pm to 10pm). Was met at the door…

Let me start this review by pointing out that FC is open until 2am but all drinks are taken off the tables at 10pm. Not even water is allowed to be consumed. I gave a…

Went for a visit on a Saturday night. I'd been here once before with friends and remember having a good time. Cover was 25 and they pat you down. Free drinks which was kinda nice.…

Reading prior recent reviews and relying on them I had made 3 evening trips to Desires recently, which were mediocre bar experiences. On my 10th day in a row of work yesterday I decided…

Many have reviewed the PH. I arrived on a Tuesday afternoon. Forehead temperature check. $10 cover which the bartender takes when she comes around for your drink order. I gave her my $10, but just…

Stats: They are open while nearly every other club in the mid atlantic is closed for Social Distancing reasons this late winter of 2021!!! $20 Cover charge BYOB ensures you will have whatever drinks you'd like to have…

Drive by on the way from a customer visit and thought, WTF let's give it a whirl. Pulled in the parking lot. 3 cars out front...hmmm should I bother. Well, I can always walk right…

This club gets high ratings overall on TUSCL, and I was in the mood for particularly beautiful women, especially if the NC virus regulations would put any limits on hands-on contact between the ladies and…

Was at some of the local bars in the area. When things shut down after 10pm my buddy and I who were catching up decided to go somewhere else. We landed on Goldfingers. It had been…

Finally decided to check it out. Got here around 3:30, the lot was pretty full too. I go to the door and Courtney ask for 10 and gives me a nice pat down and a…

I was in the middle of a cross-country road trip and decided to brave the COVID risks and stop in to Curves while I was staying in Tucson. Overall, even with the restrictions, I had…

Ventured out at 2PM. About 20 customers and 25 dancers. Tables are distanced but no masks. Temp check at the door. No cover or parking. Sam Adams $7. Dancer mixed drink was $11. Dances are…

Happy 2021 to fellow DMV-area mongers and visitors. Hard to believe we've been dealing with COVID for almost a year now, right? Yikes. Figured it was about time for my somewhat-quarterly update on PaperMoon.…

I had not been to Hi Liter in over a month, so I stopped by around 1PM. No cover, temp check and mask required to enter. I ordered a coors light, gave the waitress…

Stopped by first time a recent Sunday afternoon. $20 cover. $5 mandatory bottle water. I saw other customers BYOB. Temperature check at the door. $25 dance. $125 for 15…

Executive Summary Visited late on a Sunday evening during Covid. No masks/restrictions. Dancers ranged from 5-8 with the average being 7. Clean club building. Gut feeling is your experience could vary greatly based on the line-up…

I visited in the early afternoon. there was no cover charge and I found a seat right in the middle of the whole big open room. only the main stage was open and several ladies…

First time here. In a few words... I loved it. Cheetahs has an old school stip club vibe to it. It's not trying to be some upscale thing. It seemed clean, comfortable, and more importantly,…

I had put myself on a COVID lock down since March, (please do not come at me with any COVID politics, this is a strip club review, not FOX "News", or OAN) and haven't enjoyed…

The website doesn't say it's open. The Twitter feed doesn't say it's open. And if you drove by, you might not know it because they didn't have most of the outside lights on.…

Definitely a miss today, I’ll try and go back on a Friday or Saturday to see if it’s better. Got there on a Tuesday at about 4:15-4:30, google said they opened at 4:00 but reviews…

I rarely go to Bogarts and hadn't been there in maybe a year, so I decided to see what I've been missing. Walked in the door a bit after noon, and found it darker inside…

Solid place. Lansing is very lacking when it comes to clubs. The girls are mostly hot college age with the occasional older broad and a couple big girls. No alcohol, nut its fully nude. Dances…

Went to Henry's after getting out of work early. Its really kind of a dive but I like it as there isn't alot of buying pressure. Just a friendly neighborhood dive bar. This was first time…

Been coming to this place many years and have seen many changes. Was hopeful in the beginning when Deja Vu took it over they would make big changes. My expectations where high and…

i go into encore at 11pm on a friday night. should be the perfect time to have a good time. i pay the 10 dollar cover charge for the little dive bar with one stage. then the guy…

I would like to give a shout out to Papi Chulo who gave me great info on the Miami scene. I didn’t have a car otherwise I would have venture out further. I was a…

Part of my 3 day TJ trip...sun-wed. I arrived Sunday night. Checked into Rizo with my HK vip card. Stayed in a double room. I like to have 1 bed to sleep, the other to…

I stopped into Tattletale on Wednesday afternoon around 4pm. no valet, but there was a security person outside the door wanding people before entry. Once inside the manager or floor person was checking temperatures with a…

HISTORY Vivide is the former "Body Tap" strip club right off Marietta Blvd. It has gone through several incarnations since Body Tap, and the latest venture was to change the strip club into a nightclub. since…

I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC. I went back…

I had not been in Dirty's for a while and wanted to see how things were now. The last time I was in, there were no floor dances and the VIP had changed to…

Have been going to this place for years . This place blows hot and cold at times , so its difficult to predict how the night would be. Arrived around 6 pm and paid 6…

Stopped by Cheetah's on a Wednesday evening. First time back here in well over a year. Was picking up someone at the nearby airport and had about 1 1/2 hours to kill.…

Felt a sudden need to get out of the house and go talk to some friendly women. Picked Oasis because I hadn't been since it changed ownership (same owner, now, as Cheerleaders), and hoped some…

Anldecided to check out the orchid, as I hadn't been there in a month or so. Same old same old, parking lot rather small, was not crowded, walked in temperature check, hit the bathroom which…

PaperMoon is worth a visit during the pandemic, if you're stuck in DC and don't have the option to travel to better clubs. It's expensive as hell, but you can get a good grind…

Club is located in the industrial part of Wilmington. Hard to miss when the LIVE NUDE GIRLS sign is flashing at you going down anaheim st. Came in on Tuesday February 16th just shy of…

Sahara is a small club with one stage taking up most of the real estate in the place. Located in a strip mall next to a convenience store and a sandwich shop, no one would…

So before finding out that Bare Elegance (which is much closer to me) had reopened, I decided to make the drive to OC. Santa Ana isn’t a great neighborhood, but the location didn’t feel unsafe.…

I only stopped here after visiting family who live in the vicinity of this decaying vestibule of despair that was located off Route 1. I looked at the lineup online before going in and noticed…

I have been to Jiggles several times during the Coronavirus pandemic. Over the summer, when infection rates were lower, there were more people there and it maintained a local bar feel. The main changes were:…

arrived at the HL about 4PM - parking lot was surprising half-full.. temp check at door, mask required, doorman seats you wants a tip.. so tell him, here is a tip.. this place is dead -…

So I will start off by saying this is not my first visit and but my most recent visit. I decided to show my friend this place as it's just down the road from my…

This review is several weeks old now, but had not been to Ricks post COVID. Had been to a couple other places since COVID so decided to compare Ricks. Stopped in on a late…

My wife and I visited the Hustler Club this past Friday as IL reduced COVID restrictions and you are allowed back inside now. We went back in January as well when it was just…

Stopped by The Pony after work last week looking for some afternoon entertainment. Paid the $8 cover, got my Diet Coke and sat down to see the talent. Looked to be three girls…

So went on a Saturday night. 7pm to be exact it was 20.00 dollars to come in. There is a really great bar next door called taps. Which is nice because.......…

SD's has changed for the worse. Several years ago there were lots of hot girls with humongous implants who knew how to use them. Any given night you would see at least 3/4 of the…

Back to sirens, had spent some time at Shang west and a very fun girl stated that sirens was much better now but she had got fired. So decided to give it a try…

First time to Wackos since 2019, was interested to see how the place has changed, it was a bit down when I last visited since they had closed all the corner booths in the VIP…

decided ti hit up desires after about a year or so of not going there. easy enough to get to take thurbers ave exit about a mile and you there, parking lot is good size…

Saturday afternoon visit. Still doing temperatures check at the door. You get a coaster to take to a open table. No bar seating. Maybe 15 of them. $10 cover, includes soft drink. BYOB. Must wear mask…

Second stop of the day after Bogarts down the street. My favorite place on Michigan Ave currently. Walked in around 530. Taking names and numbers at the door. As well as temp check. Masks on…

So I typically go to Scarlettes if I’m in town and I like it there. However on this trip, scarletts had like 4 girls and I wasn’t feeling any of them. So I…

Upon arrival, a sign-in sheet for covid tracing and customers are expected to wear a mask except when seated. They had thirteen dancers with twenty customers. Familiar faces were Amirah, Capri, Desire, Leah, Natalie, Sasha,…

Showed up to this place again on a Sunday last Month of January.. everyone knows by now there is temp screening right away by security I’m assuming. No bar seating by stage. Small tables set…

I hit up Desire on Saturday afternoon and there were, no shit, 5 guys for every girl. Headed up I-95 to Foxy for the first time in 10 years. LOCATION Foxy Lady is about half a mile…

I got there on Friday at around 2am, the place closes at 6am so there was plenty of time to drink and mingle. Get there on 2/19/21 and the place is decently packed. If you…

Went in on a Saturday night. It was a snowy night so I wasn't sure what type of crowd there would be. The parking lot is really nice plenty of lights plenty of space.…

I went the Saturday evening prior to the Daytona 500. I don’t know the club well enough to know whether that affected their attendance or not. In fact it’s really been a while…

The place is tiny but they still pack quite a few girls in there. There were a couple of reasonably hot girls but most were 5's. Dances are upstairs and I…

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest girls, naked, everywhere…

By this point, you’ve likely visited Bogarts and know exactly what you’re getting when you walk in the door. This was my first trip back since things have shut down and this is probably the…

Babes has renamed itself as Allure *at Babes. It has remodeled both inside and outside. The parking spots have not changed; if anything there are fewer now that there is reserved valet spots…

This used to be a spot I avoided, but there was been a big change in the last few times I’ve come. You come in thru a side door, depending on how early you get…

I stopped by on a friday afternoon. This bar is located on a fairly busy highway. One of the perks of COVID is that you now enter in a side door rather than the entrance…

In all fairness, it was early on a Tuesday evening. Although there are about a half dozen clubs all next to each other, this was the only one that was open. The stage is…

Visited for the first time today, Friday, 1pm. Equal number of girls to PLs. Two bottles of Bud Light for $6 or maybe7. First dancer to ask to sit with me was a bit of…

Stopped by after a happy hour in the galleria bc hadn't been here in forever. It was pretty packed, no spots at the bar...i think it was just before 9PM when their happy hour ends.…

It’s almost a year since I have been to a strip club. But hot my 1st shot of vaccine and had enough of the shot of staying home. Reached the club at about 2:30 pm…

Visited about 10:00 on Thursday night following a three day spell of extremely cold weather for Huntsville. Still freezing on Thursday, but about 30 degrees outside. Unfortunately, not much warmer indoors, particularly in terms of…

This was my first visit to Scarlett's since the begining of the pandemic. The layout of the club has not changed. Temperature check on entry. No cover charge before 8PM. One main stage and two…

Visited RYC during my mental health day last week after visiting Sparkys. Club looks kinda sketchy outside, so I wasn't sure what I'd find inside. Turned out the interior wasn't much better. Found out later…

My favorite spot reopened! Thurs-Sun, 8pm to 4am according to the waitress. So much easier than driving to OC. Standard Bare Elegance girls. 75% White girls, mostly blonde. 25% Latina girls. Token…

* Expose seemed like a smaller, more intimate vibe when I walked in. * The atmosphere was mostly darker, with lights focused on the main stages. $10 cover was acceptable. * Bartenders were very friendly and drink…

Walked in and just like a total noobie let the first girl latch onto me. I can't remember her name but she was a chubby little thing with a round face and body. Nice attitude…

Been going to the Tampa area long enough and often enough that I had a rotation of 5 clubs that I hit over a long weekend. This time I got stuck a couple of…

Left work early last Tuesday day I decided to make a afternoon visit. Currently the club opens at 2pm on Mon-Thursday and I got off work at 1pm so I took a little walk before…

After my last review I understand that my writing style is a bit too long for some. So I will write my review in sections. Numbers: LDs are 20 per song. Drinks vary but I usually…

I'm getting back to my clubbing season and Fantasies has just reopened Thursday to Saturday, so, it's time to write a review of my last visit. I arrived at the club about 5:00 PM, and parked…

This visit occurred earlier in February during day shift. An infrared temperature check upon arrival and a sign-in sheet for covid tracing. After getting situated, I counted ten dancers with eighteen customers.…

On my way home and notice the light were on. Stopped and the parking lots was full on the street side. The bar next door was closed. Went on and paid $10 cover and $6…

I was actually a dancer here for a year or so but I don't want to verify myself as a dancer on my profile yet. I absolutely loved working here! I have traveled to many…

Early afternoon on a Wednesday post covid. No cover, but there is always a $8 parking cost, and a valet to take your car. Once inside, they have you put your name on a…

I was in the area and decided to Uturn and stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to check this place out myself. As mentioned in other reviews, this is not a strip club. It’s…

You know the feeling when the HK curtain opens and sights & sounds overwhelm you for a few seconds, i felt that times 100 when i went into the 7th floor. From the top…

I visited Sugar 44 about 9pm on a Saturday. As with the review before, no one was at the door and I just walked in. I went straight to the bar and ordered a soft…

It appears that the pre-covid club is back. Plenty of parking but you have to leave a name at the front door because of contact tracing. Make-up anything you want because they don't check. The…

So this review will focus on Monday, even though i went Sunday-Tuesday. Sunday night was wall to wall BG and more customers than the girls can handle. I did see a couple of stunners but…

One of my favorite strip clubs of all time is Foxy Lady. This was my second time back since COVID started and it was much better than the first. I just wish I waited another…

came on a wednesday afternoon, typical scan of temp when you come in then sit at one of the tables on the side. 8 patrons and only 3 dancers at 3pm in the afternoon. I drank…

I am waiting at the border as I’m typing this sort of review/update...2-3 hour wait sucks!! I was in TJ Sunday-Wednesday, as per my usual trips. I was able to speak to just about everyone…

Instagram for the club had a "show this pic, get in free" deal going, so I swung by at 7, knowing that most of the clubs I had in mind wouldn't be getting going for…

Waaaaay too many clubs in SoCal that are lacking good reviews. Gonna spend the next couple months getting updates for my fellow pervs. -- Second stop of the night. Maybe 5 other gents. At least a dozen…

Well I wanted to check out the scene for myself.The reviews have been so-so IMO. Free Parking.The lot was almost empty. Walked in and Bouncer told me $10 and re-enforced that there was No Booze Sold Here. A…

Decided to stop by Ricks to see what has changed since Minnesota reopened bars and restaurants due to COVID. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 3:00. There was no cover to…