Reviews

Last Saturday I spent the day visiting a coffee shop, a Whole Foods grocery store, a shopping mall, an Italian restaurant and Brad's strip club. Of these activities, my strip club stop was least enjoyable.…

Chi Chi's (or T&A) is located in southern Phoenix along Central Ave. After falling out of love with Chicas a few months ago, I thought I'd try this one out to quench my thirst for…

I visited Vivide on Monday afternoon, slightly after 5pm. Parking was 10, with a $10 cover charge. When I arrived, no one was upstairs. From the overlook, I took a peak at the lower level…

In view of providing helpful information to the community, a few updates since they did some minor renovations to the VIP rooms over the past couple of weeks. When you walk in, there is a metal…

First time here. Only a couple minutes away from Purple Orchid. Industrial part of town with plenty of parking spaces. Long rectangular bar with 2 poles inside. Plenty of seating around the bar. Looks like…

Came here on a Friday night, cover was $10 and the place was pretty crowded and the downstairs was pretty small. Not much room at the bar but easy enough to get a drink…

Pull up to a big square building. The entrance is at the back. Walk through the door and a set of stairs going to the basement and a hallway across the entire side of the…

I went to the Palomino club with my wife while in Vegas. It was her first time ever going to a strip club, and I figured a full bar and full naked show in Vegas…

Been a long time since I've been here. It seems like they have changed their Saturday opening time from 12pm to 3pm, can anyone confirm or deny? Got here around 1pm and doors were closed,…

I hadn’t been to Diablo in a couple of years, but on this Friday I was in the mood to try a couple of clubs I hadn’t been to in awhile. Union Jacks was the…

Safe enough area, large parking lot shared with other businesses. Went Tuesday night around 9PM. $10 tip to the hot lady at the door. [Who are these hot door ladies? Are they dancers taking turns…

This is a follow-up to my previous report (tuscl.net/review/428221) filed about a month ago. Enjoyed it enough that I went back three days in a row. The club is a five minute walk from…

During the last 6 months, Blue Martini has been my main go to place whenever I spend a Friday or Saturday evening in Phoenix. While at Blue Martini yesterday evening, I met a couple interesting…

Back in New York for long weekend, 40th Birthday celebration for a mate. A few of us peeled off from the main group to head into Rosewood. Dinner at Hudson Yards, so a…

Stopped in on a Friday at 5. There was a crowd of about 15 guys and 7 girls. Good two to one ratio for an early evening. Half the guys…

Chicas Bonitas has more of a neighborhood Latin nightclub vibe than a polished Vegas mega-club. It’s a smaller spot with the main stage up front, a bar in the back, and some side booths for…

Entered Friday 6pm. Stayed for the start of the night shift. Overall, a good club for drinks, energy, conversations, dances, and some VIPs. VIP options and tips vary a lot so negotiate before the room -I…

Alright, so this is the second club that I went to in my triumphant return to clubbing. My first stop was BTs (review already posted); pulled the ripcord on that one after 90 minutes…

Place is the diviest of dive bars just off I-77. Visited on a Monday around 11 pm and the following Tuesday around 3 pm. Standalone building in a remote-looking commercial/industrial area. Parking could get tight…

Much has been written about the fall and demise of G2000 since the glory days before COVID changed everything. Yes, it's a different place now, less glam, quieter, fewer girls and fewer customers.…

It had been years since we were able to cross the border, pre-pandemic to be exact. After researching and reading many reviews we were concerned about the potential changes since we had last visited.…

So I went on a Saturday again, hoping to find Tiffany. It was free since I had the coupon from the wayer label. I got there between 5 and 6, so right before shift…

It’s a busy time here, which means good number of regular girls plus a few new ones. Club itself remains pretty clean, including restrooms; at one time they had a bathroom troll, but unless he only…

This was a strange place to visit. I guess it could. Be classified as a dive bar as someone said to me. It’s local for sure. Dark as hell when you walk in and it…

Some updates to the roster of girls. New info on a girl denoted with a * and new girls denoted with #. I'm also adding zodiac sign info if I know it just for fun.…

So, this is not a club but a cafe. But given the state of the club scene around SJ, could be a kind of alternative. The setup is like this: you come in to the…

Location: north shore - northern central mass Entrance: You paid a $10 cover charge and had your ID checked. Layout: A main bar with about 10-12 seats. Family guy playing at the bar.. no sports About…

I had been debating a stop at Chicas for some time now following reviews and took the plunge. No regrets. Parked across the street at Jerry’s, easy and safe walk across into the club and…

Came in on a Friday around 4:30, they opened at 4. I thought the place was closed as I appeared to be the only one in the lot. It’s off the main road with no…

Friendly gitls, some teetering on smoke shows, and good bang for you buck. Mid of the week run a few months ago. The area is a little sketchy. Honestly I don't remember the cover charge to get…

One of my friends wanted to celebrate a 30th birthday at 390.We all arrived just before 1pm and all gathered at the bar.It took a while to get used to the dark club…

Friday afternoon before Labor Day. With a holiday weekend, and rent day, approaching, I thought it would be a good day to visit. More customers than expected. About 20-30. Not many of those were getting…

I decided to visit the Geisha House after being totally disappointed in 2 different providers. Was pleasantly surprised with the 2 girls that I had to choose from. I chose Madison simply because of her…

I was a first time visitor and this was my first club visit in Nebraska. I arrived at about 10:30pm. I was staying at a hotel a couple blocks away, so I arrived on foot.…

Went on a Wednesday night there is a big bar in the center of the room where everyone sits around with stage with 2 girls dancing on stage. Had a water $8 , parking…

Hey everyone, just got back from a week in El Paso visiting family and handling some personal business, and I ended up checking out Bucks Gentleman’s Club almost every day from August 24-29, mostly between…

This was my 3rd Visit.... Very safe location just off 81... Went through metal detector after emptying pockets... I set it off, but the guy did not care....I guess I look harmless enough. At 1pm the admission was $10... The…

Hadn't been here in awhile, and I needed an inexpensive place to hang for a couple hours, so I stopped by Christies. Plenty of parking out front, walk in through the double doors, greeted by…

Playhouse is an enticing oasis along route 130 in Burlington. Everytime I visit during the day I forget how dark it is inside. During the day there is no cover but you need to buy…

Stopped by early on a Saturday evening, more to check it out than with the intention of indulging extensively. Kind of odd location—right next to the parking lot of a grocery store. So no privacy…

I am writing this review nearly a month after I visited this establishment so do forgive me if some of my details seem hazy. I visited Sassy's during my visit to Portland on a Friday. Had…

Went for a late afternoon visit, and was not disappointed! Paid the 5 dollars and ordered a soda, then Sat in the back area to watch the girls dance for a bit. There…

Have not been to the Raven since early winter and have only been back a few times since the re-opening several years ago. The place itself is actually very nice (compared to what it…

Went here on a Friday evening. I've never heard of ANYONE visit this club nor is easy to find any reviews. It's off of a busy road, small building. Parking is no problem however they…

There are dive bars, there are dance clubs, and then there’s The Treasure Club—a strip club that proudly brands itself as “where X marks the spot.” Walking in felt like stepping into a glittering, treasure-filled…

Arrive about 1:30, and since I had not been here for awhile was looking forward to a good time. Usual set up checked my id to be sure I was 21, ha, been 21…

A few trips ago, I left a review that had American Pie in the title because I met this nerdy/sexy type girl who would laugh, be sweet and then next thing was a real sexual…

We went late night on thursday so like early friday morning me and my friend and overall the experience was pleasant as they accepted the coupon even after 11pm the one where u get $10…

Pulled into the club around 3:00 on a Thursday afternoon and turned my car over to the mandatory valet. ($7). Made my way up the stairs and entered the club without having to pay a…

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too *feo* for Hong Kong, they've gained…

Long timer.. back for my beauties No change in Setup.. $5 entrance fee.. I came in and immediately caught the eye of one of my regulars... I was hoping to find her, to get a couple of…

I was in Omaha to see a baseball game and decided to swing by the Rhino on my way home. I have enjoyed good times here before and expected a good selection of dancers on…

Have been going here for about a year now. It is definitely better than deja vu / dream girls, but it's still just an Indiana club. It suffers from being relatively dead, especially during day…

I have stated in multiple reviews how the layout of the club is however for the sake of new viewers I will sum it up quickly to get to my review. You pull in from…

I typically to to t/x mid afternoon. Works best for me for driving around after a couple beers and not as many guys around the club. I think there were 7 gals there…

Usually when I am in Indianapolis I go to Brad's, but I saw a really good review from Muddy about this place and decided to give it a try. I arrived…

Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50. This, ladies and gentlemen, is…

This review is of two different visits with two pretty different outcomes. TLDR: YMMV. Some girls are much better than others. The first time I went it was a Wednesday evening, and DEAD. Almost no patrons.…

Alright I haven't been clubbing that much since the pandemic. But I fell off the wagon, re-subscribed to TUSCL, and decided to club again some. And I decided to make my triumphant return…

*¡Ándale! Échalé!* shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it! Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

Quite a few strip clubs in the Hartford area but this may be one of the better ones. Located about 30 min from Hartford on the north side of town, it's a fairly nondescript 1…

I was headed down Valley Blvd towards Paradise when I happen to spot this club. It was totally not on my radar before this, in fact I'm not sure I even knew it existed. I…

Went here on Wednesday afternoon. I was 1 of 3 customers in here at the time. A smoking hot Latina comes over to me after her show. Asks if I can get her a drink,…

This place gets far more attention than it deserves. I have been here numerous times and this will be my last report on this hell hole. I won't waste time describing the Moose lodge…

It's remarkably difficult to review this place given that it gets so much action and traction. If you just relate your trip then you are criticized and suggest that it should go in the discussions.…

I made a mistake of stopping at this club at about 6:00 PM. I was aware that shift change usually happens around 7:00 but I really expected more than the two girls that were there.…

On a bit of a road trip the traffic was getting pretty heavy on I-10. I took a quick look at my map and I realized I could make a pit stop here and kill…

"It would be great if the 3 amigos could hit TJ together in Augosto!" Little did I know when we shared this text literally 3 months prior what an epic night we would have…

A Latin-focused club with a nice vibe. Dancers are definitely focused on getting you to the back for a dance, but not as aggressive as others in the Pompano area. Chatted with a couple of…

Friday after midnight during middle of August. $20 to get in. Got dropped off by Uber. Interior is big and nice. First area is a long bar and some stages with seating around…

I have been at PK a number of times. Valet is $7. Admission is $10 but there are lots of coupons on line and free admission cards from the dancers. Club is large and nice…

I Took It Upon Myself To Visit The Geisha House, When i Arrived To The Place They Buzzed Me In And I Sat Down In The Waiting Room For a Few Minutes Before They Sent…

Thursday afternoon around 6pm in NYC last month. I wanted to visit this place for a long time as one friend recommended. As I head there, I got a free cover card at the corner,…

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Limited parking and in an industrial part of town near the international airport. Paid door fee and added VIP to be seated in the better section of the club (VIP is not cabana in Divas,…

Wife and I went out for drinks and decided to finish the night off at Vanity. Place is nice and feels mostly safe going in. Cover was 25 a person which I thought…

First time visiting in a long time. Much more mileage than in the past when I went there. I used to be up that way for a bunch of years with work and Mario’s…

On my way out west, found myself in Mitchell, SD for the night. Previous reviews for the Kongo Klub made it sound like an alright, if not high mileage, spot. The club is a non-distinct building…

Was planning to hit up Pandoras until I received a hot invite from one of my ATFs at Kittens, JL. My last visit with JL was hot so said I’ll be there around 7:30 after…

This was actually my second time there. So I’ll combine both visits in a single review. The club itself is out in the corn fields pretty far away from any town. Looks like an industrial…

Arrived in Dallas, decided to check this club out since the review was good. I arrived at the club about 12 noon. Parking lot was half full of cars but still big enough to find…

I visited PH after a self-imposed hiatus. Actually stopped at Club Risqué Bristol first (see my review) and decided to hit PH since I didn’t get any dances at CR. I went to…

Went during the middle of the week last week and it was dead. It was me and a drunk out of towner who I learned had just landed and went straight to the place. Arrived around…

So, I was here on two occasions about a year ago and left unimpressed each time. Swore I wouldn’t return, but decided to make a pit stop to see if the third time would…

I went late on a Saturday night, wish I had gone to a different club while in Chicago. Admiral theater, true to its namesake has the appearance to a small off-broadway theater. When you walk in,…

Never given a review before but visited NYC this weekend and used this site to get some details before heading in. I wasn't looking for any "extras", I just had some cash on me and…

The place was a lot like how I remember from a year ago after paying $20 at the door there’s a coat check on your right (that I didn’t use so I don’t know the…

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus. Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

I know this is a weird measure of a strip club, but Pink Pony has an excellent parking lot! It's spacious, flat, no potholes, feels relatively safe. You can self park instead of being forced…

Was in town for my semi annual houston work trip. My work trips are always mid week and I venture out after 10pm. Centerfolds had previous reviews that this place can be hit or miss.…

After my last couple Thursday trips to Pandora’s exceeded expectations I made sure to schedule my departure flight out of town for Friday. This visit didn’t disappoint. I really like being able to…

This review actually covers two visits over a two week period. The club itself is very well appointed and is located in a good area with both residential and commercial buildings. My first…

I am not a local but work took me to this club 3-4 times but alas that time is over now. It is a great club - two storey with large screens and lot of…

This place is has it's place for sure in the vegas strip club community. It's always full of girls from my experience, as opposed to other vegas clubs which seem to be really only busy…

Went to Dreams on a Tuesday night when I was passing through El Paso. First thing you notice is the location. You’re kind of in an open dead spot along I-10 in an industrial area…

Hank’s is my sure thing place to get some cheap extras. The place is a dive bar with titties and BJs openly available. The ambiance is white trash fabulous and I love it. It’s a…

Walked in on a week night around 11. Immediately was flocked by several Mexican girls. Normally not a huge fan of being bombarded right away but the girls were all polite, even if they were…

Finally came here during an evening shift after going to a few really bad/boring weekday dayshifts where the dancers are less than appealing/not very attractive (in my opinion). Arrive around 9:30 pm and had a…