Reviews

Two weeks ago on a Friday around 4 pm I had an airport run and on the way back I thought I'd check out Vic's, since I never get up that way usually.…

The valet, club layout, was the same as previously stated, no changes. Valet was $8, though I give $10 so I don't pay attention. The cover was only $10 entrance, not sure if that was…

Okay, this visit was awful. Let’s get some of the details out of the way: - Neat and organized layout with a good center stage and long bar. Food is really good albeit not nearly as good…

Location: This club is located North part of Houston, close to the airport. It's a bit far from downtown. I drove over 30 mins to reach there. Large parking with a security car, and great lighting,…

The dancers are a full notch better looking than your usual east-side afternoon strip club. Age mostly late 20s to early 30, mostly height/weight proportional. One a bit heavy, but a good bit of the…

I enjoyed my visit. I'll start off that I am NOT a strip clubber and this is one of few clubs I have gone to. It's nestled in the middle of a suburban neighborhood off…

Back at the No5 to give it another try. My past trips have generally been disappointing, so I don't go very often, but then I think, "maybe it will be different this time".…

Rarely go to Seattle, but now 3 weeks in a row, and on Tuesdays to boot! Arrived about 1pm, and after eyes adjusted noticed about 3 other mongers spread around the seating area.…

Came here after a long hiatus. had to be at least 6 years. This was my first time visiting the club as Pink Diamond. Last time I was here it was Deja Vu Noho. Staff…

As been reported many times before, Cover charge is $5.00 a day or night. If you're a VET, you get in free. Usual smoke-filled club as it always has been. Club had 7 chicks working.…

I’ve been lurking on the site for a little while now debating on what club to visit, and when to visit. Ended up settling on Foxy Lady since it seemed the most beginner friendly. Was…

It has been a very long time since I stopped in for lunch. Walked in around noon and was first customer of the day. No cover today as door girl barely looked…

I stopped by on a Friday night after 11 after deciding checking out Lust which was a total bust. Parking was not too bad since it can get pretty full later in the night. I…

Ok, so been to this club a few times over the years. I will try and include most visits into one concise review that remain the same with details of the most recent visits. This club…

$10 cover on a Thursday evening plus bought a drink for another $8 as you're required to have a drink here. I hadn't been here in awhile. There are 2 stages and only 1 was…

I was heading back from a local bar when I passed by a very crowded IS. Since I hadn’t been there on their $10 dance night for sometime, I turned into the Shell station and…

Stopped by the Pink Palace on my way to better places. For those not familiar, it is a building so bright pink you can see it from the moon. The place is shabby but serviceable,…

I was recommended BDD by a local expert. Given the cluster of clubs in the area we figured that we could just bounce to the next spot if the vibes were off. The vibes were…

After 2 mediocre experiences at Mynx and cutting Mario's from the circuit I popped in here on a Friday looking only for lap dances at 6:45. I was able to sample daytime and nighttime crews.…

Return visit to Black Betty's which is quickly becoming a favorite of mine! Before I start i want to amend a previous review the VIP is on the same floor as everything else and a…

Visited back in August on a Tuesday before my flight home in the afternoon. Parking still free, no door charge around 3pm. Same layout as last time, stage with the bar in the middle. A handful of…

So there I was, 2:30 AM early Sunday morning. What could possibly be worth my time and money at this hour? Well of course a brief nightcap vist to Pure Gold. My wife and I…

Ok so myself and my Dads friend had spent a Friday before this at Stars and Sugar Shack both in Salem. Tuesday we had gone out to have lunch because that day was my Dads…

I went to Dream Girls on a Wednesday night around 9ish. The club is on the second level above a bar. I had already pre-gamed so I skipped the bar and went right up to…

Called ahead and got put on "the list", then drove myself to the back upon arrival. Valet got my car (just gave me a ticket), got a quick wand, and then was taken in by…

I checked out Taboo in Anaheim last week. Been meaning to go and finally found myself in OC for work and stopped by around 8pm before heading home. I was following a girl, Lana I…

Came on a Thursday afternoon. Parking was free in an open lot, cover was free. Front desk girl scanned ID and said usually cover is 10-20, but they were slow. When you walk past the…

I barely am on this side of Houston but when I am I like to stop by Splendor. Parking is always free and safe. Walk in and go through a metal detector. Was 10 dollars…

Plenty of parking out front. Place is in the middle of nowhere but I felt safe. $10 cover. The inside is pretty large and spacious, very clean and surprisingly pleasant. 2 dance…

Visited on an afternoon weekday. There’s no cover in the afternoon. The place is small with small stages that I’ve never seen anybody dance on. It’s very dark inside with the walls painted black. There…

If you’re cruising through town and looking for a no-frills spot to grab a stiff drink and catch some skin, this place is a dirty little gem. It’s got that classic dive bar energy —…

Drove up from St. Louis for a job in downtown Peoria. I was heading back out and decided to stop in. The place is in a safe location with plenty of parking. There was no…

I stopped into Cloud9 Showbar in Harleysville, PA on a Wednesday night and overall had a decent time. I didn’t try out the food menu, so I can’t speak on that, but I did grab…

I pulled into the large, paved, free and safe parking lot at about 8 pm. It was clear from the number of cars that Fantasies was having a busy night. I entered the club with…

Located in a quiet industrial area outside Pasadena. Large, free parking lot. Fairly small club. Has one large stage with the bar wrapping around it. After dancing the girls each crawl around the stage for…

Decided to give it a try on Labor Day after striking out at Kittens. Wasn’t expecting much after my visit the previous Sunday afternoon when only two dancers were working. But I was pleasantly surprised.…

Found myself back in New York with a couple of hours to spare on a Wednesday afternoon and this was the most convenient club to stop in and I had had some luck there in…

Backdated review to early summer 2024. In town for business meetings after moving away from Phoenix. Sugar 44’s sign out front always made me laugh when I lived in the area, it was hot, and…

After a mediocre night of poker, I ventured to DD around 11pm and stayed for an hour and a half. The quality of the Cubans was pretty good. I had not been there in about…

Visited paradise on a Saturday night the weekend before Labor Day. I will not go into details about the lay out. If that’s what you’re interested in then you got problems. Paid 20 to get…

I haven't posted my own review in a while so here it goes. I decided to visit Climaxxx recently. The club sits in the middle of a parking lot surrounded by a wall.…

Another day visit on what I find to be the most consistent day of the week. Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but here it goes. No cover during the…

This place is pretty easy to find if you use GPS. It’s in a somewhat industrial area, but feels safe during the day. Parking can be a challenge, especially on a busier day, so I…

I had a few days to myself and some extra cash in my pocket. I decided to try my luck at a few clubs. The last time I went to Thorobreds, I struck out and…

Decided to check this club for the first time on sunday labor day weekend plent of free parking spots available. lots of drunk college students walking in the streets but still felt pretty safe Paid $20…

Good morning, folks. I went to the club around 4pm on a Friday afternoon a week or two ago. As usual, the parking lot was amble, so no issues there. I found it to be…

Rolled into TL on a Friday night. Got the usual quick pat down. Paid the $20 entrance fee. Inside straight ahead are round tables and chairs. Beyond that is the stage with a mirror…

Stopped by BBD again and had another hell of a time. I visited right before an evening shift on Labor Day and there was about 40-50 girls there. I spent a total of $260 and…

TLDR: Just get dances for the Cubans, unless you are going to the strip club for meaningful conversations. I stopped by the Outer Limits club on a summer Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and…

No drinks!!! I was hoping this club would have their license to sell booze but not yet. I grabbed a drink a the Doghouse then headed in. Details: Admission was $5 (Holiday early…

Was down in St Pete on business and had an hour during lunch and hadn't been here in a while. It was just after noon and I may have been the first customer of…

Was a late Thursday night and stopped in with several coworkers after midnight. Cover was $20 and there were still a surprising amount of dancers. Dances were $20. Beers around $10-12. Private rooms were $500/30…

I have been to FKK Sharks (in Frankfurt) and Munich. I have been to Artemis long back (10+ years ago) and had cultural shock especially I have been only to Strip clubs in US before…

This is for a review in July- I believe the 3rd weekend (Sat). Had plans to hang out with a friend (not at a club) but he had to cancel due to a…

Warning, this is not a “strip club” for watching girls dance and work the pole! The stage is tiny, with minimal seating around it, and 99% of the girls pay extra to not have to…

First time been to a club in SLC. Not too many parking spaces in front of the building but I was able to find one on this Monday night. Paid 7 bucks and got in. Very…

This club is about 20 minutes from Parx Casino. It is next to a sewage treatment plant and you will notice a smell outside. parking lot is well lit and there is plenty of…

This review is from a Wednesday night from around 7:30 PM - 9:30 PM. Club layout: Club is in a very safe neighborhood in a suburb just outside of Milwaukee. They have a small parking lot…

I stopped by Wax on Sunday since I hadn’t been there in a while. They were only charging $5 to get in since it was before 4pm. I think they charge $10 after that. The…

I arrived Friday 9am, after Oz (they’re close -refer to my review of Oz) for VIP room fun. If you like Cubanas, Atlantis offers a compelling combination of dancers and VIP value in a laid…

Lapdance: $25/song Drinks: $7 redbull, $5 fancy water I decided to try this club out since I heard it was one the top rated in RI and I see why now… I managed to dance with most…

Visited cheerleaders on a Tuesday evening to check out their 2 for $25 deal. It’s very close to the stadiums in Philly with ample parking in a strip mall. Walked through metal detector and paid…

Stayed at a hotel nearby and after hitting up the palace, I thought I’d stop to check out this place. Paid a cover, I think it was $15. The layout of the place seemed cramped.…

After a complete strikeout at Cheerleaders Philly due to the what seems like the same tired opening shift lineup since 2014, I headed over to Risqué Philadelphia at around 2:30 on Wednesday. Club is located on…

Came to pink club Wednesday afternoon around 2PM. Decent sized parking lot and a safe area. As you enter, takes a little bit of time for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Big round…

I have been to pretty much every club here in the Charlotte area. Crazy Horse has been one that I have not heard amazing things about and one of the farthest location from where I…

I went to Bar Sex Appeal at 01:15 on a Tuesday night. The entrance is just an open doorway on Saint-Catherine Street leading to a staircase. You walk down seventeen steps into a basement. There…

Came here on a Sunday night of labor day weekend. Didnt expect much since it was a Sunday. We arrived around 10pm and walked in the front, there was no door man so we walked…

Went with a small group a couple of weeks back, got there about 9pm. The bar felt empty, but there over a dozen girls on rotation (we never saw a repeat). There are two entrances,…

Was in the area and had not been there for a while so I decided to see how things have changed or progressed. Big parking lot-not in the greatest of shape but was able to park…

Let’s just start out by saying this is an Asian massage parlor. It’s right off exit 16 in pa past the Sheetz on the left pull in and a little parking lot with spaces…

Went on a Tuesday at 5:30 to check it out. If you live North it's not close man. It's down South past the airport. It's pretty much like what I read.…

I visited BD before, and wasn't impressed then. This visit went much better. The parking has valet and free option. No idea why anybody would pay for valet - the free parking is literally 20…

Sugar 44 is a solid neighborhood club that fits into the Phoenix ecosystem somewhere between the value of a Hi Liter/Bandaids and the looks of a Bourbon Street/Le Girls. That is to say, the…

Dive Bar in front Strip Club in back. That's a different vibe but it works. The bar in front lively, guys having a drink, ladies chatting them up. It's…

I went to The Pony at 22:00 on a Saturday night. The parking lot was tight for larger vehicles, and low income housing is visible on the other side of the fence. There was a…

Went to check out the club again during my lunch break around 2 pm. Again you will pull into a strip mall area with wonky parking but despite easy to find a place to keep…

Have visited a few times and have always had a good experience. I remember reading the reviews and thinking the neighborhood and property were sketchy AF. I ubered both ways each visit and never felt…

Was traveling to northern Florida and have seen the sign before. Decided to stop this time to check it out. It is definitely a place to stop and stretch your legs and relax for a…

The café had a pleasant vibe, nestled among a variety of more normal shops that made parking feel discreet. Inside, it was clean and well-lit, it kind of reminded me of an old-fashioned diner. I’d…

Had been a minute since my last Kittens run. Not much has changed since the last time I darkened the doorstep. It’s smack in the middle of industrial Seattle. Plenty of parking on this day…

I went to Ponytails Lounge at 19:35 on a Saturday night. The club is a small red building only about a block west of US 41. The parking lot is small and can accommodate maybe…

Back in NYC and this time I went into midtown with intention. I described the club a few times before so I’ll skip it, but I came in, didn’t need to pay cover because the…

I've been to this club twice with friends when we find ourselves in the area. It's a comfortable spot to hang out, have some cheap beers, and see some hot dancers. Nothing out…

I recently moved to Charlotte for work and currently staying in the UNC area. I was bored on a Friday evening and decided to get a drink while looking at some titties. After a quick…

I haven't been here for at least a couple years but decided to take a look since the nightclubs weren't much fun. I called their main number and asked for a limo and…

This particular location offers a lot but some things are better left to higher end establishments. The girls are lovely, the prices are not terrible by any means, but the overall atmosphere is hard to…

This was only the second club I'd ever visited in Portland with KitKat being the first. I was staying in downtown just a couple of blocks away from Club Rouge. It's amazing how many clubs…

Ok 2nd visit there by, after a soso first time. Get there about hour after opening assumed there would be girls working by then. Walked in paid $20 cover which is fine as it includes…

I walked in about 11 o’clock on Saturday night, all the tables closest to the bar on the right side of the stage were taken. So I stood there for a minute, looking for…

Not a usual strip club with dancers and tipping but worthwhile for the Vip with extras. First visit. Saturday night around 9pm. Neighborhood is not upscale but plenty of parking around building with security outside so…

I and my Dad's friend visited Stars Cabaret, we wanted to find a place to go to and switched from going to a bar to go to a strip club. I and him had never…

I was in the SE Portland area on Burnside and decided to stop by Union Jacks. I hadn’t been to Union Jacks in a few years. Union Jacks is very close to downtown Portland maybe…

Street parking. Corner dive bar. Real local yocal joint in Bath. Probably about 7-8 girls which I found surprising for this place since I’d just been to platinum which is supposed to be filled…

I was told this place had plenty of girls and is huge. I have to say I would take creekside over this place. It’s a strip club in a strip mall in Allentown. I…

I went here on a recommendation from a friend. I had heard it was mostly cuban chicks. I was worried that it would be super sketch, but I was wrong. When you enter it's…

First time visiting Foxys. I visit Austin often and frequent other bars in the area, but this one I have driven by many times as it is right by my hotel. The outside always looked…

Took a trip to the ATL and decided to run V back again. Its Always provided good value in the past, but i usually visit during the day. Schedule made me change those plans. I…

I arrived at Wax around 2 am last Saturday, after leaving Vivide. I paid $10 for parking and the attendant let me park in front instead of the side or back of the club. Cover…

Looks like I'm the last person to review this club. I do go from time to time when I'm in the area. Went on Friday, labor day holiday weekend, around 5 pm. Easy…