Reviews

Was driving around and had an urge that needed filled so when I passed PCL I said what the hell and stopped in. It’s a small club off the main road decent parking lot. When…

Wow, this place was absolutely pumping when we walked in Friday night. I was blown away by not only how many dancers were there but how many were 7’s and above. It’s a smaller place…

Had a random Wednesday off of work, and decided to head down and check this place out. I got there in the early afternoon, and the place was pretty dead. There were only a couple…

I was visiting NYC last month and did some research on the best SCs beforehand. From the reviews, it was clear that Show Palace was a great option. I saw that it was in the…

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

I had never been to the 3 clubs on this strip and had some free time on a monday night, so I went around 11 PM. I wasn't expecting much due to it being a…

I arrived around 9:00 PM on a Friday to see the first game of the World Series. Club has a $20 cover, but $5 discounts are available. I immediately went to the third floor where…

Stopped in this evening to squeeze some booty. Been stuck in Orlando for days at a conference and finally had free time. Cover was $10 I think. Drinks, cover and everything except dances had tax.…

I was at the Pink Palce last Friday, the day of there Halloween party, I was there early though before the official start of the party, but the girls were in various costumes.…

On a Thursday evening around 8:07pm, I made the rare drive up to St. James since I had no early work calls the next day. The parking lot was moderately occupied—neither empty nor packed—with plenty…

Have not been to any club since before the pandemic, so it may be my fault for thinking the prices were still going to be the same. Thats on me. Wanted some early evening fun…

First time at Great Alaskan Bush Company, and I’ll definitely be back. Is it the nicest establishment in phoenix? No, but that’s not why I go to strip clubs. We go for the girls and…

I went back to this place on a Friday night and was surprised at what I saw but then again not really. There is only one way to get into the empty parking lot off…

Came in on a Friday night, around 11pm. Free parking! The cover to enter was $10, with the 2drink minimum purchase once you enter. 2 bottled waters was $14. Not many other dudes, around 3…

I visited Baby Dolls about two years ago. I was expecting a lot but, as a result of my poor health on that particular evening, I didn’t really get to enjoy myself. I recently had another…

Stopped by Club Wax last night and wanted to share an honest take. There were around 20–25 dancers on the floor, many dressed up for Halloween — good mix of body types and looks, from…

Arrive 515 on Sunday. No cover charge since it’s before 7 The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot with a…

In town from Tampa Florida on a bachelor party. Cruising up Bourbon from Canal, the neon sign lures you in. There is a small room up front before entering the club where they scan your…

Kittens is a small club, if you are looking for upscale professional club atmosphere, this is not the place for you. Visited here two Saturdays in the past couple months. Both times arrived after 11.…

I returned to this spot after a while to see some football. This is a neighborhood bar on a main street with street parking. I usually park on the side street and enter into the…

I went on a Wednesday night, it was DEAD! There were only two girls on the floor working, but both were preoccupied with the same guy. I sat down at the bar and two more…

An ode to the King, or rather the Queen on this visit. I had a dream that I would walk into this club without the pat down or ID scan of drivers license, in order…

Stopped in to start the evening around 8:15pm with my wife. Got in early and avoided a cover charge. Beautifully appointed interior was what we first noticed then we realized only two or three…

Headed down here on Friday evening after a Timeleft dinner. I was always curious about this club but it's far south so this was the perfect opportunity. It did not disappoint at all. It was…

I'm a regular Saturday night visitor to Club Desire in Providence. This review covers those visits over the past month. It's divided into two parts. Part 1 covers the basics. After that in Part 2,…

I've been meaning to check out Babes for a while now. I have some nostalgic memories about that building (I'll save that for a discussion post). Started our evening with a meal at a local…

I returned to the Millstream after a long hiatus. Not too much appears to have changed. I arrived around 5:00 pm on a Saturday afternoon. I parked in the parking lot adjacent…

Rick’s Cabaret is definitely one of the more affordable clubs in Manhattan. Open during the day with free cover until 7pm and happy hour until 8pm. Also has a $15 lunch special. Club is in…

If I have to provide a physical description, here it goes. It's a decent-sized space on the corner in an industrial part of town. There's plenty of parking all around the bar.…

I have visited this establishment a few times. The area is a little small compared to others I have been to. Most of the dancers look fine, nothing to be too excited about, you will…

About half an hour up the road from the luxurious Savannah's on Hanna, you come to the exact opposite club in every way: Devil's Den. That comparison cuts both ways. Let me spell out the…

In occasionally travel through this area, and over the years have visited several of the local establishments- some no longer in business...I had wanted to go back to Paradise but didn't realize on Monday there…

I was in Seattle for work, and decided to hit a club after my meetings were completed for the day. I got there around 4:30pm and when I got there I was the…

Golden Dragon is located in the middle of a rough part of Portland. There is minimal street parking but a few good pay to park lots nearby. Depending on what time you go , you…

Arrived early and solo after cutting out early from work in north Seattle. When I am in Washington I try to hit Pandora’s or Kittens when I’m in the mood for kicking back and…

The club is located on a main road, so I wasn't too concerned about my safety. Inside, the club was darker than many, and I would have liked a little more light. The…

I visited in the early evening when the club had a small but growing lineup of dancers, with fully nude stage performances and a generally friendly atmosphere. Kat is very attractive and stated that touching…

Chicago IL, Saturday night between 11pm and 1am. Mandatory valet parking as per the attendant, either $7, $10, or $20 depending on where you want them to park your car. Maybe you could park nearby…

I visited this club only because the last reviewer mentioned it was turning a corner. Wrong turn. The bouncer was not nice, or happy to see me unlike the guy at Vivide who covers his…

Been in Dallas for 5 weeks and finally had some free time. After reading the reviews for the clubs in Dallas decided to check out this place! Got there right before 9pm and went was…

If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling.  I looked around on TUSCL to see where…

Stopped at carls after going to knockouts since i hadnt been here in a while and last i checked it was in top 40 worst clubs. It was more out of curiosity since i spent…

Went here for a friend’s bachelor party. One of the more upscale clubs in Nola (or I guess the others are more rundown). Was here multiple days of the weekend and always saw a good…

Had been out of state, returned to Florida and stopped in to a couple places, beginning with the Brass Flamingo. There were two bartenders I had not seen before, nice enough but average looks. The…

Chicas Bonitas is a short walk down the street from Palomino, and I often end up there after spending time at the first club. I did the pairing on a recent Tuesday evening, heading over…

It's been a minute since making the round, but had to pick a friend up at the airport and decided to check out the Akron scene. Like I said it's been a minute since making the…

Went here on Tuesday night a few weeks ago. Not my first visit here as I was in town for work every week for a few months. Enter through an adult store. $10 entrance. Small…

Dropped in on a Saturday evening around 10PM. The parking lot was pretty full so I expected a big crowd. The club is located on a main road with a residential area behind it. I…

I visited Palomino on a Tuesday evening, arriving around 9:30pm. I walked over from Jerry's Nugget across the street. The randomized cover odds were in my favor this time, as I was let in without…

Went into Lace on an early Tuesday evening not expecting much. Been to a few clubs in north Jersey and decided to see what was going on in rockland. I didn’t expect much, but I…

Stopped in on Friday after work. Playhouse is the pink building located on 130. Easy to get to with plenty of easy parking. It has been a while since my last visit but I had…

Yay, finally got to Pompano the $10 danceland. SO much better than Cheetah WPB in that way. Parking lot was fuller than expected but still able to get a spot. (Club is easyto find…

I wasn't really planning on visiting a club that night but we were out celebrating my buddy's birthday in Royal Oak and somehow my car drove itself to Centerfolds. This was my brother's favorite club…

They must depend on a lot of locals because they didn’t do a good job of explaining the rules of the place. I knew they had a valet and I was happy to have him…

I am really new to the strip club game. I like low end divy ones and I love latinas so bishop was a match made in heaven. Dancers varied in looks, there was a couple…

Haven't been here in ages and pulled in on a Thursday afternoon. Parking lot was mostly empty, so was surprised when I walked in and saw lots of girls, mostly sitting in small groups. Domestic beer…

I was in SF for some business on a Wednesday afternoon and finished up early. Traffic was bad so I figured I would kill some time before I headed out. I used to love…

I think I am done with strip clubs in Huntsville. I travel to enough places where there are good strip clubs. This ain't one of them. This Wednesday night was pretty boring when it comes…

I stopped on my way home from a meeting on Wednesday. This was Oct 8. The place has a decent parking lot. It is not smooth, but not pothole-riddled. It is normally full, and…

Windsor ON, Friday evening. Smallish parking lot, may need to find street parking. Club is in residential area, right across from houses so seems pretty safe. Walk in and get wanded down, may have paid…

Went here a few times and had a dancer I really bonded with. Prices are about average $20 for lap dances. The rooms for lap dances feel a little elusive. Bartender was friendly and overall…

PLACE: Club Cabaret is housed in a rather unassuming, single-story building that gives off a definite no-frills, industrial-park vibe from the outside. Stepping inside, the main room is a long, rectangular space with the bar…

Went around 10 PM on Sunday, there were around 10-12 girls working there. There was a show on the stage every 25 mins or so, most of the girls were rotating on the floor/upstairs VIP…

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket…

Was in town so decided to stop by the old stomping ground at around 11pm Sunday evening. Back during pre-COVID this place would have been packed even then, and would have may women who…

I reached this place at around 10 PM on a Tuesday evening. The venue had ample parking, and it was free. Upon entering the club, there were two bouncers dressed in black clothing who checked…

Time for another annual Tennyson review. I've been coming to this local dive club in the Southwestern PA suburbs for 10+ years at this point. It's very reliable for a chill, low pressure experience and…

A couple of times a year I go to Peoria to visit friends and on recent visits I have always stopped in at Club Cabaret, across the river in Creve Coeur, just to spend time…

Parking/Valet: The building is in an industrial area and probably was a good place when all industry was fully operating. Couple of spots out front to park but main parking and club is on the…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. My…

Parking/Valet: Wow, the front parking area of the club is now totally repaved. That was really a welcome sight after the large pothole issues last winter. Parking along the front and as you enter the…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. Parked on the street outside, area seems fine to me. Walk up, guy at the front asks if I've been here before and gives me the rundown. Walk on in, up…

## The Venue This was not my first venture to Stage Dolls and I knew what I was getting into. Right on Hwy 46 with a lit up sign and a dark parking lot. When you…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. Diva's…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. My…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. I parked next to the park across the street, parking was tough. City seems safe to me. This is like the college kid drinking hangout strip out here. Nightclub with a…

Hit this place about 1230 on a Thursday. Fair amount of cars in parking lot which I thought was a good think. Quick tip, stop in the entry way for 30 seconds before you…

Club is off an exit in a strip mall is area. Seemed pretty safe at least to me. Was in town visiting family so I naturally hit the club multiple times. Cover: $20 which they give…

My visit to Kittens. I arrived and the parking lot was at capacity, so I parked on a side street. There is a bar attached to the building, but the bar had eight people…

Thursday evening, London ON. Club is located right in the middle of the downtown core I think so no club parking, need to pay and park on the street or in an expensive lot across…

After another dismal afternoon visit on Wednesday, I returned Thursday evening to watch football and partake of $10.00 lap dances. $10.00 cover, perfunctory pat down and I walk into the club. Layout_ large bar when you…

OK, this will be a bit awkward in that it's a summary of three afternoon visits on a Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday (not in that order, and not in the same week) from earlier this…

No real competition in the area. Even in Beckley and Charleston, the clubs are not better. Charleston's club does have excellent stage lighting. When you arrive, they do scan your driver's license. This…

Checked Haven Place out last weekend - both on Friday and Saturday night. The club is off of Rt. 40 (Pulaski Highway) roughly a mile down the same street as the Gold Club, but a…

I went in on a Sunday night and this point I’m somewhat of an occasional visitor to the establishment, at least once a month. Parking is $5 and $10 dollars depending on the day, there’s…

The place: I haven’t posted a review of this place in a while, but the layout is the same as my old reviews. Two stages, one is in the upper VIP seating area. you may…

Thursday evening, Chatham ON. No club parking, Park on the street beside the club and hope to not get a ticket. Walk in, stage is in the middle of the club with seating all around…

I can't believe it has been over a year since my last visit! Funny thing, nothing has changed with the physical attributes of the club. Plenty of free parking in the unpaved lot, no cover,…

Went to Scores early on a Wednesday. It was about 7:00. I know if was early, but there just wasn't much going on. There were maybe five dancers. They were all sitting…

Visited BSC during my visit to Phoenix as it was closer to the Airport around 15 to 20 minutes drive and was rated high. I am glad I tried this place. The…

I visited DV8 on a Monday evening about 10pm, after a fifteen minute ride from my airport hotel. There was nobody at the door, so no pat down, ID check, or cover charge. There was…

Back after a long hiatus. Vivide is a pink building, and has two floors filled with Latinas, mostly cubans. In the past it was rare to find a latina that wasn't very high mileage. However…

Reviewed here before and will do it from time to time ... when you go in, to the right you pay the cover of $7 and there are 3 stages here one a few feet…

Got three around noon. Easy drive from Philly. Safe neighborhoods. Plenty parking. Free lunch Monday to Friday. Not today since it's weekend. Walk in. No doorman until 7. It's a Sunday. Things kinda slow. Long…

This is a decent place and I got what I was came for. The club itself is alright. Pretty dark lighting, a bit of a ghetto clientele but nothing threatening, and it's easily accessible right off…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Elegance. Downtown Portsmouth. Streets are pretty tight here I was able to find a spot though, but a couple blocks over and just walk around. Guy at the…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Portsmouth is a pretty cool coastal english city, real safe. Parking is tough around here but I found a spot. Walk on in, too friendly Jamaican dudes working the front. ID…

I got to BSC about 2pm. There were 15-20 cars in the parking lot. As usual, no cover, no ID, one bouncer at the door. It takes 10 minutes for your eyes to adjust to…

First off I do sometimes like this club, but there are many reasons for avoidance. It’s very big, and the TV shows the song the dancer dances to. The dancers usually do 3 song sets…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. Just walked over from For Your Eyes Only. Cover is free, one of the girls outside gave me a get in free card. I acted like it made me decide to…