Reviews

Fellas, Ladies if you still exist on this site, it has been a minute. Im back for now, ruining a dancers night one crusty single at a time, especially now since the drive to Desires…

Pulled up around 6:30 on Wednesday. Parked across the street and paid $10. I hate to pay for parking but I realize that it is what it is at this point. Paid $20 at…

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

I went to Little Darlings on a Tuesday morning at opening time so I wasn’t expecting a weekend night type of vibe to be going on. I went expecting a slower pace, and not exactly…

Well, something has changed! I’m really sad about it. I’ve been going to this place for many years when I go into Vegas. In the past, the girls would come and sit in your lap…

Headed here right after a short, stop at Tattletale. Should have headed here in the first place. Parking - huge pothole in the middle of the front parking lot. Watch out for it! Parked in…

Late afternoon, I parked in the lot behind the shop, rang the bell at a locked back door, and was met by the first dancer, who was friendly. As you step in, it feels…

I've been to this place a few times and have had mostly good experiences. It's true that compared to clubs such as the near by Foxy Lady, it's not as upscale in it's appearance. However,…

Arrived quite early - probably too early. Self-parked in the parking lot that is functional, and with no potholes! Paid $5 to the doorman - emptied my pockets - walked through the metal detector -…

Went there on a Monday afternoon, it was my first time visiting. The club is very nice. Getting in was easy, girl at the desk was nice, went through the metal detector. As stated, one…

Petrie Terrace, QLD. Friday night. Just came from the two downtown clubs. Coming over here to Honey B's. Looks like kind of hipster type hang out bar crawl. Right by the stadium where the rugby…

Brisbane, QLD. Friday night. This was my first strip club in Australia so I was trying figure out how they do things here. It's downtown in the open air Queen street mall. So I parked…

Brisbane, QLD. Friday night. Just came from Showgirls now walked on over here. No parking, it's pedestrian only, so you got to find parking somewhere in downtown here, which is a pain in the ass.…

I stopped by on a cold, rainy afternoon about 2:30. The bartender was working with her tits out. The bar was decorated for Halloween. Signs said they were having a raffle for…

I consider Desire my home club even though I am from out of town. I stop in when work brings me to the area. The last review by Vajmon was epic, so I hope this…

I traveled to Detroit for a quick vacation, and to go to the Lions/Buccaneers game, and I figured I would stop by a strip club while I was in the area. Tuesday night was when…

Arrived Tue mid-afternoon Place (the basics): It’s simple: Dance and VIP areas are on the left. The dance area is a big bench with dividers, and the VIP area has rooms with privacy. The main…

Place located off major highway, convenient with lots of parking in the back. Walk in the door- and empty your pockets into a basket and enter the metal detector. Lots of security. Pay cover (weekends) and…

This was my first time stopping here, and likely my last. The reviews didn’t seem spectacular but I was in the area and it was only like a 10 min detour. Kind of an odd…

I found myself back in Salt Lake on business and though I know its not the best locale for clubbing, I had a few hours to kill and made my way back to the American…

I tried out a young Dominican named Mary one Friday evening. She's a curvy Latina from the Dominican. She appears to be one of three relatively new Dominican dancers. One of the…

When you walk up bypass the stripper out front smoking and go in through the apparently optional metal detector (if your a regular it appears you bypass it) pay the 20 bucks cover and your…

3500+ reviews, so we all know the layout. Besides, I’m getting tired of finding new ways to describe how shockingly pink the building is. It’s BYOB, and the $10 door fee gets you one or…

I prefer nude clubs and do not mind no alcohol. You can get alcohol many places. Naked girls is a bit more limited and that makes clubs like this fine with me. I arrived…

Dropped in on a Wednesday night, this place shares a parking lot with a dairy queen which different haha. Walking in cover is $15, to the right is the bar and restroom on the far…

I stopped by on a Friday night and arrived before 10. The parking lot had a good amount of cars but I didn't have any issues finding a spot. I paid the usual $20 cover…

I visited JR’s Cabaret on a Wednesday evening around 8 p.m. and stayed until about 11. The club is in an industrial almost secluded area of the Bronx. What caught my eye is that it’s…

This review is an aggregated of my multiple visit to this club. So lets begin. First thing first, there is no cover charge, no charge to enter VIP, a pool table and drinks are cheap.…

Got into the club at about 11pm, $5 cover which is not too bad at all. Right when you get in there’s a waitress to pick up a beer or water, I got a bottle…

Arrived around 10.30pm at the club, which was up the stairs. The bouncer/security looked at my ID and then I paid $10 for cover. Before I could go into the club he listed…

Went here with some friends late on a Saturday night after other Bourbon St. hijinks. We had been told by a bartender earlier in the week that if we wanted a good club to go…

It's byob. I believe the entrance was $10 but they have a promo, bring an Amex and get free entry. Free parking, free entry. I paid because I didn't have my Amex. So…

I walked over from a nearby hotel. Went through metal detector and security guard and paid 10 dollar cover. Purchased a beer which was reasonable. The place was clean and the clientele well behaved. There…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon. I was on a road trip and the location was very convenient to the highway. It’s a standard adult store to the right with an entrance to the live…

I went in on a Sunday night, around 8 pm. The place was easy to find, and parking seemed adequate, although I'm not sure if there would've been any on a Friday or Saturday night.…

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar?…

Inglewood, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems ok right by LAX and this club is right under a freeway. I didn't want to pay for parking so I parked on the street behind this…

I was in LA for work over a weekend so Uber’d over to 4 Play from Santa Monica. Getting In: Friendly staff. $40 cover which feels standard especially for SoCal Atmosphere: I made the mistake of going too…

I had seen the poster that it was Halloween "Dress up Day" at Bogarts. Figured it was a good reason to stop in & view the scenery! The no valet lot was about 3/4 full. $5…

Visited this club again a couple of weeks ago, got there around 4pm and parked across the street at the church. Did not pay anything I guess the park attendant was not there yet.…

After not having any luck at two other places, I ended up at SC around 6:45. I was expecting to pay cover since it was so close to seven, but there was no one at…

I stopped by around 11:30PM on a Tuesday. Location: In a nice part of downtown dc. Plenty of street parking when I arrived but don’t know if it would be as abundant earlier in the evening. Layout:…

The club is clean and upscale looking. The lighting is super bright. Not my cup of tea, usually. There are 3 floors. 1st floor is pretty boring with a small rotation of dancers on 2…

A mid October Thursday night in NSB at Bottoms Up (BU). This wound up being my first and only stop of the night. There was a large city wide event going on in nearby…

I've been gone for a while but had to quickly head to St. Petersburg. I had 90 minutes between meetings around lunch, so I headed to Atlantis. Good to see nothing has really changed. No…

Stopped by after some meetings downtown houston. I’ve now beleen here three times (all late afternoon to Early evening's) and there have been at most 4 girls and usually one or two other men there. This…

Went in about 7:30 on a Tuesday. There were about 10 cars in the lot, so was hopeful for the evening. ID was checked, I was wanded, and paid a $5 cover to get in,…

Visited this place on Sunday night and there was no place to stand even so went back after having a beer. Came back on Monday afternoon and the atmosphere was more relaxed and air was…

Lets see where to begin... dark, very dark. Very hard to see any of the dancers if they are sitting far away from you. Only time you'd see them is when they're up…

Went here a couple of months ago on a weekday afternoon. (Not sure why it's being reported as closed.) Explained to the friendly guy behind the till that I wanted a private dance for £20.…

Visited this place after a 2 mo break just to see what's new. Got there just after midnight IMO there's no…

Went to the Hideaway after 11 p.m. hitting a couple of reg. bars beforehand with a few buds. They didn’t wanna continue—fuck ‘em. Paid $25 cover at tha’ door (Used to be $20 last time visited).…

Visiting Orlando for business. Knew better than to bother with those clubs. Fool me once and all. Hotel was in the international drive area. About an hour drive give or take.…

I came through on a Saturday in early October. Got the customary wand down, paid my $20 entrance fee and walked into the club. Round tables with chairs populate the floor. A rectangular stage against a…

Stopped in on Saturday evening for some fun me time. Arrived at 6pm, after grabbing some singles and gum from the gas station down the street. Usual set up with the place, walked in, was…

So I arrived after a long day at work around 4 pm. Showed up and got a water and didn’t realize it was a BYOB(1st time here). Got through the dollar parade, there was roughly…

Came here on a weekday night after work. I didn't have a problem parking, but the lot is not the biggest and I'd imagine it gets crowded. I got in just before 6, which saved…

It’s been years since Ive come here. But not a lot has changed, in a good way. The $21 cover was a little annoying. Like, I get it, you want to give…

Came here on a Sunday afternoon after a Lions game, about 5:30 or so. It had probably been 10 years or more since I had been in. Absolutely nothing has changed, but I…

Visited on a thursday. 7:45. Cover $15. 1 main stage going but occasional gaps. Most dancers topless by second song. Busy since a football game. The dancers walk the bar after they’re set. I was…

I arrived on a Saturday night around 10pm to a fairly packed parking lot, so I had to use the lot next door. Now that they've figured out the alcohol thing evening cover has been…

Stopped at 390 the week before Halloween. The club is located in an industrial area of the town. There is a large parking lot that is free. Entrance cover cost was 10…

Was in Harrisburg for work - and decided to check out Savannah at about 6pm on a Monday Night. The chiefs were playing the Commanders so figured I’d get there early, get some drinks during…

I have been to this place twice before and it’s not really my type of place. I am usually looking for hotter women than I typically see here, as long as better action in the…

I stopped in to watch the game and figured it wouldn't be too crazy here. Went through the metal detector and made my way to the restroom first, then to the bar. For the people,…

Deja Vu Tampa: This club isn’t talked about much on here and most people say it’s meh. I’m happy to say it’s much better than I expected. I was debating between this club or mons…

Returned for the first time in a few months on a Wednesday afternoon. The establishment is off a major roadway with ample parking, and well lit. . The club is set up with a rectangular…

So it's been a little while but I have reviewed this establishment a number of times in the past. For those who do not know, this is essentially a VIP private dance area within…

One of my old hangouts before I left the area. Knew about the ownership change. But the place looked pretty much the same with bar on the right and private rooms back in…

I stopped in to check out the talent during the late afternoon hours. I noticed the parking lot was relatively empty but decided to go in just to see what was going on. The place…

This was my second visit here - figured I would give it another try after a very underwhelming first visit a few months ago. The club is easily assessable right on Rt 20, with…

Visited while in town. Per review guidelines, easy to find off a major exit off 95. Sign on where to turn. Parking was ample. When I got to the door a bouncer waived a metal…

Returned to Cheerleaders this afternoon - a fun time was definitely had. My clubbing opportunities are few and far between, so I'm looking for consistency, and Cheerleaders fits the bill very nicely. The club is clean…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. I think this club used to be Deja Vu, now it's Players. Not sure how relevant the prior reviews are. Just came from Dames and Games, haven't done these…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…

1st time at this club so this description will be for people who have never been there before. I probably have nothing to offer to anyone who has been here before. Went on a Saturday late…

This was a 3pm to 5pm visit. See previous reviews for the layout, but one of their recent changes is there’s now a mini-stage between the bar and the main stage. Some customer seating has…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. Industrial area. Famously there's a lot of homeless are all around but it wasn't that bad here. I parked right on the street to the right of the entrance.…

Haven't posted in awhile... been making my regular trips to Tampa, Jax and Cocoa and having fun but nothing that really stood out, until I hit up Lido after a so-so night at Cheaters.…

This has become my regular spot when I can get free for an afternoon. There are some other clubs closer to me but this place is usually very consistent depending on the dancers working that…

I came here after Treasures. I was able to find street parking down the road, past the shopping center near the apartment complex. I was a bit worried about being towed or broken into. For…

This is an elegant old building, they say a former library (at least it has bookcases along the wall at the bar). There are two stages with customer seating in between. There is a lot of…

I want to preface this review by saying I should have read the reviews here - definitely a unique setup here. This establishment is in a more industrial part of town, parking was not an…

My boyfriend & I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. We parked for free on the street next to the technical college. There was a sign as you enter that said everyone must…

Nothing about the club has changed since my last review. It's still pretty typical for Hurley. You can park on the street or in an unimproved parking lot in back. To get…

This place is a Texas staple. Enjoy going because even though it's been flooded with Cubans much like every other club in the state, you can still find some AA girls and GND types on…

The place is two floors. You go in and pay the fee on the left side. They gave us a choice of VIP (to sit upstairs) or not, opted not to. Then you go through…

I went to XTC Cabaret on Friday at 6:45 p.m. on a mission: to witness the changing of the guards from the daytime crew to the nighttime talent. Entry set me back $25, but parking…

This is definitely what you would call a dive bar. Dimly lit, sort of clean bathrooms, regulars sitting at the bar not tipping, cheap drinks. When I entered, the door person gave me the rundown…

The layout has been reviewed many times but in brief: large free safe parking lot, admission 5 bucks, Coors Light about 7 bucks, one large stage, 6 peripheral stages, girls rotate around the stages which…

I have been to this club before, but this is my first time writing a review. The parking lot is a good size and well-lit. While it's in an industrial part of town,…

So I've never been to this place, but read the reviews and kinda had an idea of maybe what I was walking into. otw there, i realized I didnt have cash in hand after my kgirl…

Angie’s in Moncton is a small, older looking club adjacent a few minutes from downtown Moncton that feels like a bit of a throwback. The building itself doesn’t stand out much from the outside, and…

I tried this place a very long time ago to clench the famous seventh viel. everything you have read about the layout is still there and still some what awkard standing inside a square box…

After a 4 month-ish hiatus from HL, I broke from my usual lunchtime visits to making a Saturday 8pm appearance. I was a bit late as I wanted to take more advantage of my…

Huge club, much different from the smaller places around vegas like chicas. Good thing is there is more diversity here if you want more than latinas especially hot white chicks. Biggest problem is the prices,…

I arrived at this club for the first time in about a year. (The only reason I came here was to sober up) the parking lot was basically empty! My car was the third vehicle…

Santa Ana, CA. Saturday night. Down in Santa Ana, the most southern strip club in Orange County. I've tried this place multiple times over the years it was always closed for some reason. Area seems…

Wilmington, CA. Saturday night just after midnight. Sort going down by Long Beach and the Port of LA/Long Beach. Super industrial area. Last time I came here this spot was closed but it's back open…

Was in the area for work and looked for clubs nearby my hotel, which this one was the closest. I had some time kill and arrived around 7pm. There were no dancers, I don’t think…