Reviews

Now that its warmer, my days are less busy, and so I have more time for visiting the clubs. I've been to Desires a few times since my last review, and thought that it…

Went to Pandoras Friday afternoon. Got there right after 1 PM. Paid $15 to get in and get a Coke and then took a seat. Odd that some old guy wearing a baseball cap stared…

Had not been in to BU in a long long time and had a little free time one afternoon so I decided to pop in. Not much had changed. Smallish parking lot, and small club.…

As Lace is not that far from where I live, I'd been meaning to check it out. So last Saturday night, I headed over there around 1:00am. Parking lot was right in front,…

This is a summary of 2 visits. Came around 1230 AM sat night/sun morn. $15 cover, metal detect, no pat down, no ID scanner. $12 wine. I skipped being seated and handcuffed to a table…

TL;DR: Early Fri evening. Many thirsty dancers. Ask for Ariel. Tell her what to do in spanish... Have not been to Divas for years. Used to go for $5 Wed. Seems like someone has invested in…

Please read other reviews for the physical layout of the club. Overall the club is upstairs with a bar straight infront of the landing a two stages to the right. No alcohol on this…

Was in the area and decided to check the place out as I had nothing going on. It was a Wednesday afternoon around 1pm so I was fully expecting the place would be dead.…

Visited on Saturday between 5pm-6pm. No cover. Security sitting at the front desk observing the curtain-less private rooms that nobody was using. The stage is square. 2 poles. 4 dancers that were…

I was in town on a work trip, won big at Harrah's, decided to go blow my winnings on Bourbon Street. Why I decided to turn into this place instead of the several more legitimate…

I've never been to C-Mowes before, but used to hit Wise Guys a couple times a year. With most of the Wise Guys girls moving to C-Mowes, I decided to pop in and see…

I decided I needed a break from the real world so I visited Treasure Club on a recent Wednesday afternoon. I arrived a little after 12 (they open at 11:30) and was the first customer.…

Obligatory club info: this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean it up. The restroom is definitely improved…

I was staying downtown for a conference and this club was only a couple of blocks from my hotel. Easy walking distance. I arrived about 9 on a Saturday night. $20 cover and an ID…

Went to Spearmint Rhino early Thursday evening. I’d been there a few months ago when it opened. The club looks great - has several floors of activity. And obviously the Spearmint Rhino name.…

Visited this place on a Monday night in April and stayed only for a little while. It was a bit dark when I got there, so I didn't get a very good look at the outside,…

The club itself is nice, but as others have mentioned parking was a bit tricky, but free self parking. There is only one dance floor with two poles up and behind the bar. There is…

Went on a Saturday night at around 10pm and the parking lot was pretty full. Valet was available for $10 with free parking towards the back. Valet guys are waiting up front outside and allow…

Visited Bucks Cabaret in Ft. Worth on a Wednesday and Friday evening. Both times the cover was $20 at the door and the employees were very polite and friendly. There were many dancers on both…

I visited on a Monday I arrived about 11pm. The parking lot is relatively, a smaller back lot.So this time I took an Uber.Parking is usually 15-20 dollars depends on which night you go.…

This is a review of two semi-recent visits. Visit 1 was about 7:00 on a Friday and visit 2 was about 1:00 on a Sunday. The club is a semi-industrial section of Toledo. I have…

Flashdancers is one of the main clubs in the Time Square area. So as can be imagined, it is a bit of a tourist trap type of place. 20 cover. Server or someone who takes…

First time to Clancy's. Very small bar in a residential neighborhood, if you dont drive slow you might miss it! Looks very much like a local dive bar in a suburban neighborhood. But when you…

Haven't been back here in a while after my first visit which left me underwhelmed. But second visit was much better as I now knew what to expect. Titillations is a decent sized, two story…

First time to the palace in a long while as I've been traveling about the country. The setup remains pretty much the same. 15 to get in. No alcohol. 1$ pops. Guys at the front…

I've been to Lust several times since my last review, but my most recent visit, this past Tuesday, was completely in line with all of these visits. I'll focus on just this visit, but be…

This is an update to my two previous reviews. This time I came on a Tues afternoon and stayed a little longer. 2:30 to 5:00 or so. There were five dancers and…

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And…

Good - I'm pretty sure this spot just reopened this month (June '22). It's hard to miss from the street driving by b/c of the bright signage & visible security out front. When…

I am a regular at the Baby Dolls but this visit was towards end of May on a Tuesday evening. The parking lot was full suggesting that there were many patrons. Paid my…

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater. After that, you pass…

I hadn't been to the Red Dog in probably 10 years. It has been spruced up some since I was there last. This is a big on 2 story building. You walk…

Stopped in about 1:30 in the afternoon. They checked my ID and let me in. They must not charge a cover before 2:00. It's not a real large club. When you…

I got and Instagram message from a favorite lap dance lady letting me know she had started dancing at Dream On. I headed out last Wednesday morning with the intentions of visiting this club and…

This place has been reviewed 2,793 times before, so obviously, it has a strong customer base. I read about guys travelling distance to visit. Nah. I'm going to be brutally honest. I've probably visited 30 times…

Been here numerous times, when I am working in SPF. I can always find Two or Three very slim sexy girls here to be my Fav's for the Eve. Arriving... You leave the Strip, and…

Arrived late on a Tuesday night. It's a smallish club with a small parking lot but many of the signs have not changed from the "Sands" name so was a bit confusing without knowing the…

Went for a bachelor party, it’s on the side of bourbon street closer to our place so we popped in - they didn’t charge a cover. The place has two stages, a VIP area with…

Decided to try Kandi's for their Friday afternoon special. They are generally only open at night, but Friday from Noon to 3:00pm it's $5 entry plus 45 for lunch. I passed on the…

Saw that this place hasn’t had a review since ‘21, so i thought I’d take one for the team and check it out. Fairways is on a highway and has a decent sized parking lot…

First visit and went just after opening. No cover at that time and greeted by manager. Couple of girls at the bar so I grabbed a drink. Dancing didn't start till about…

I had my first FKK experience last week. I went on a couple of week days. Cash only. Easy walk from Darmstadt-Nord. Let me know if you have any other logistical questions. Post is formatted…

Location: This club is in the hood, it’s a pretty poor area, you can find plenty of homeless people in the surrounding area. Parking really isn’t an issue because they have their own lot where…

This was my first time back at this club since pre-Covid. I believe it's under new management. Same easy going, chilled club, but the attractiveness of the dancers has gone down since before Covid. There…

I have been to Satin Dolls a few times, first time doing a review. Usually like to visit early evening 6ish when the Day girls are leaving and night worker start their shift. That way…

Was in Key West for the first time in 6 months last week and went to Bare Assets on Monday and Wednesday nights. I was a semi regular here back in 2019 when I travelled…

Came to the Slipper last month on a Friday night and it has definitely gone downhill since a few years back. They seem to struggle to find decent looking girls to work here now. They’re…

So it's time for another day of fun. Skipping usual things about layout and quality of girls. Went in and tipped the bouncer few dollar. Got my fav seat and a drink within few minutes. The…

Was there about 3 weeks ago, walked in, usual Manitoba club experience, scan your ID and your in. When you walk in there are VLT's to your right, the DJ booth sits dead center with…

So, I waited to go until later evening because it’s open until 4am. I got here about 1040pm. Very interesting that it is BYOB and they smartly have a convenience store on the corner of…

Been to Bourbon Street a few times. They used to do a temp check and hand sanitizer, but that's passed now. No temp check, but hand sanitizer still optional. There's a small stage when you…

Found myself in Sac for an extra couple of days so I hit up my boy whom I usually meet at GCF and he was game. We arrived at around 930pm and paid the $22…

Tried this place out on a Saturday. Indeed busy as a Friday night visit also proved. The customers seemed a different kind of group on Saturday than Friday. VIP rooms seem to be up to 4…

I travel a lot for business and I like to check the local talent wherever I go. I made it to Scores on a weeknight right about 7 pm. I took an Uber so I…

Wednesday afternoon, mid June in Phoenix, it’s hot AF out, so it seemed like the perfect time for another HL visit. I arrived around 3:00 to a pretty full parking lot, no cover charge, no…

I decided to stop by Palmeiras after my visit to Pasarelas. There is no cover fee coming in. It is a small club with one main stage in the middle and two floors from which…

I went on vacation to Monterrey a few weeks ago and decided to visit Pasarelas. There was no cover fee and one of the waiters immediately sat me down and asked me what I wanted…

I went in the early evening on a weekday, so I guess I shouldn't have high expectations. The club itself is nice, well laid out, but it was totally empty when I went. A bunch…

Quick Summary Vibe: Regular strip joint Cover: $25 Drinks: $6 water Girls: 7-9's Dances: $20, good mileage Extras: No I visited Temptations on a Monday evening arriving about 8:30. It's very conveniently located in the Power and Light district and was an…

The strip club scene in Huntsville has been lackluster to say the least and after visits to both scores and bucks found myself motivated to go home. Traffic was a b leaving so I was…

So, first visit to double vision, we gotta make sure we're clear on one thing, as far as I can tell based on the girls I interacted with, you're not going to be finding any…

This was my first time at at Wiggles. There arent many good options in NWI/Chicagoland that I know of. I had read some good reviews and thought it would be worth a shot. I parked…

$20 cover. Got singles a bucket of ice since it's byob. Layout... bar area immediately in front as you walk in. This is where you pay also. On the opposite side of where you pay is…

As mentioned in some of my other reviews, I like this place because it has a laid-back feel in the afternoons, which is when I usually go. Also there is a dancer that I have…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 4, so there wasn’t a cover. Bar is to the right as you come in and there are three stages, though only one was being…

This was my 3rd trip to Lustys within the past year. First time I went in, walked out 10 minutes later. My second trip was better but this time there was a lot…

Every year since 2014 (except for 2020, the Year of the Lost Summer) I have visited Battle Creek and spent an evening at Heartbeats. This year I have that pleasure twice: a weekend in April…

I would recommend but a bit pricey. The entrance of the club was well lit and looks like a sports bar. Seemed like the standard ID check and pat down but don’t specifically…

A quick lunchtime visit brought a couple of surprises, was unsure about the opening time as I got there at 1:15, sign said 12:00 and there were plenty of cars in the lot. The inside has…

As a person used to LA/City of Industry clubs. This club provides great value. First of all the entrance fee is only $5 at night which is quite the steal as I’ve read that other…

Arrived around 9:00 p.m. to a full parking lot behind some other buildings off the main road with some 20 plus cars. $5 cover, and the doorman thoughtfully said there were 5 girls working. I…

I made my way here on Monday afternoon after having an appointment in downtown STL. I had first planned on just going to Country Rock, but Google said it was closed in the afternoons…

Arrived at the club around 4:30 on a weekday and was no cover charge. The main stage is right when you walk in and fairly big. The dj stand is as you walk…

I hadnt been to downtown caberet since before the pandemic . I wanted to check it out so i stopped in on a thursday afternoon. First of all this club setup is beautiful one of…

For those unfamiliar, Carnival Bookstore is really three pervert destinations in one: an adult novelty/video shop (dildos, vibrators, panties, toys, etc.), a place to watch porn (personally I never partook there), and a place to…

Niagara Falls, ON. Wednesday night just after midnight. I heard a ton about this place beforehand so I had to check it out. On Lundy’s lane next to Seductions which was closed. Big parking lot.…

The place seemed pretty clean overall. The main floor had a pretty good amount of chairs. There were times I had to pull a chair away from a table so as to not sit with…

I saw Eastcoaster's review and decided I would go a bit further north than my usual stomping grounds. When I pulled into the lot, there were probably 25 cars in the lot at about 2pm.…

First visit, and walked in just before they started asking for a cover charge at 7p which is usually $5. Once through the door you walk into a much bigger area than expected. Large raised…

I made my usual monthly jaunt to the Tennyson and found the talent to be about the same below average level as you would expect. Can’t beat the $10 cover + $20 for high mileage,…

Found myself in Ft Worth on a Makeup Super Tuesday. Thought I would take advantage of this odd occurrence and check'em out. Well don't think I would do that again. The talent level had…

This was my first time going to tropical and boy will I be going back. I read some reviews before going so I had a idea of what was to come( boy was I wrong).…

I usually go to clubs while I'm traveling for work, but a few friends and I decided to go to a club while back home. There are not many clubs to choose from in the…

So it’s been awhile since I’ve swung by the old watering hole, and it was time for another visit. I want to Pandoras in the afternoon on Sunday around opening (that would be at 1).…

In town for a business trip and decided to check out Rick's. Showed up early around 5:30pm and paid the early bird cover which was $10 I think. Only a few girls and…

Spent three days in TJ. Two of the days I was in Chicago Club, but one of those days was with an HK ATF, so I wasn’t looking for new talent. The other day was…

Location: Behind the Flying J at the Smithton exit. Easy, but far from home. Parking / Valet: Large lot. No valet. The Club: The basic gist is the same in the previous reviews. Non-smoking. (Nice!) Free beer…

Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is a specials day where crown and down is $3. Sat at the bar after entry and there was one girl on the main stage and a girl on…

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

So went back to Jiggles after a long hiatus. And I must say, the talent was way better than any previous visit. This was Friday evening, so I guess it should be their…

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

Boring Tuesday, decided to test out the Landing Strip. It's located in the BOWELS of the Ronkonkoma industrial park. As previous reviewers have stated, inside there is a pool table as you go in. To…

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than what the club…

I'd heard good things about Silver Slipper. Damn, how I wish I hadn't listened to the people saying those things. Went on a Saturday, and walked into a club with a fat woman 'dancing' naked on stage,…

Maybe I’m spoiled. I live near a couple clubs that I rather enjoy - clubs where the dancers are playful, drinks can be had, and not everybody is walking around with their hand out.…

$50 to valet park or park off the side of the road. I decided that I would use the money for the cover instead. Bad idea ! There were a row of cars off the…