Reviews

I am going to try to review this again because apparently my previous attempt was rejected for too few club details. So here goes, Club 516 is a stand alone structure made of some…

I had a long dragging day at work and decided to treat myself to a night out on the town. After a nice dinner and restaurant, I hit up Dallas to see the goings of…

Greetings, Older hobbyist without much presence on this site but I wanted to provide a review. I had asked a question about a month back about a particular performer, April, and it turns out she…

I stopped by Vics on a Friday, the weather was decent so I went out and walked in. I came in at approximately 2 pm and there was only one girl working, which was expected.…

I had been resisting visiting Sugars. This back and forth between curious about a new place but not wanting to risk it when other clubs are sure things has been in my head prior…

I hadn't been here in a while (since before Covid), and I always considered it too upscale for my tastes. The last time I was here was on a Friday night, but since I was…

The Big 10 Tournament was on. MSU was playing. BT's seemed like a good place to watch the game. The club is always clean and the staff is very friendly. The multiple televisions really do make…

I was in Tampa and stopped in on a Tuesday evening. Not many cars in the parking lot. The neighborhood seems ok and the parking lot has a guy watching. Payed $10 admission and went…

Bath, PA. Just outside of Bethlehem. Tuesday night. It's get kind of rural out here but this club is in a main street, downtown of Bath. When I drove past I wondered if it was…

Coopersburg, PA. Just outside and south of Allentown. Tuesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Looks like a house. Walk in, bouncer comes over just looks at ID. I saw in a previous review about…

Rio is a place that I try to get to when I'm in Indy. It's not a classy place, but it is consistent. The girls are always nice and engaging…

Allentown, PA. Tuesday night. Platinum Plus is part of a big strip plaza, so the lot is gigantic. Now pulling up, I thought this was a cop sitting there watching the lot, but later I…

I had not been to Sam's in a few years. Marriage will do that. Luckily the marriage is over and I can get back to having fun. Sam's has changed quite a…

Went to this club on a Friday night at around 10:00. I did not plan on spending a ton of cash, I had just had a tough day and wanted to blow off some…

I am a semi-regular at Curves, but decided on a whim today to stop into Raider's Reef on Tucson's east side. I was kinda hoping to run into a dancer that I've seen at Curves,…

I think this is my 14th trip to HK. I'm usually a Sunday-Wednesday visitor. This is the second time I was there on a Saturday night. Last time I went on a…

I used to be a regular at this place before covid, regular meaning I would go once or twice per month after work. Last Thursday I was taking care some business in Edison so…

My first visit back to my favourite place in London since Covid-19. The girls are still mostly from Eastern Europe. To my surprise some of the girls remembered me despite the long gap. The place…

Dive Bar...oh, I mentioned dive bar, right. This bar is a throwback to the 70's (the last time it was renovated). But I didn't come for the decor. Still at Lustys are the dirty…

Kind of hard to find off the road behind another building. They have a very well lite parking lot. Not sure if I wanted to enter because there was a Rolls Royce and Range…

Made my first post COVID trip back to Centerfolds. Pretty much the same place it has always been. Plenty of parking although the lot is not in the best shape. Seems safe enough. I have…

I went to the Skylite Bar several times, most recently on a Friday night at about 20:00. There was no cover charge to enter. The Skylite operates a regular bar during the day, but has…

I went to The Mansion at 21:45 on a Saturday night. The parking lot is gravel, and there is only enough space to park one row of vehicles between the building and the road’s drainage…

Went to Rick’s on a Monday at 1 pm. This was my first time there since Covid. Before covid, I was a frequent visitor to Rick’s during the day shift and liked…

A bit late on the write up....visit was 3/4/2022. I saw several posts on IG from the club and some of the dancers that they were bringing back day shift so I thought I’d check…

Hadn't been here in years but decided to make a trip back after some time off due to covid etc. Had a six pack of beer that i brought with me and grabbed some ice…

Let me start out by saying my strip club experiences have been pretty limited really nonexistent until recently. My first was in Queretaro, Mexico so that's not really relevant to US clubs lol. This club…

Cheetahs is a fairly new club to Dayton, a friend and I decided to head there and try it out after seeing Cheeks was packed. Parking was easy and we had to go through a…

Call it "Green with Envy" or even "Green with jealousy"! These Dallas-ites are having way too much fun and I cannot stomach it!! While I'm not looking for perfect evenness, this is completely lopsided! It…

The place - as you walk in directly to the right counter is where you get carded and pay the cover. The cover was $10. To the right past the counter is a pool table…

It been 3 years since I’ve been to hong kong. This review will cover a Saturday evening to tuesday early morning checkout. Because of length I will split my review into 2 separate posts with…

First time reviewer here. In Las Vegas for a convention, went for Little Darlings hoping for nudity and high mileage. Arrived on a Sunday at 9pm - around 15 patrons and 10 dancers. That increases…

Really mid visit, but i suppose that should be expected at a chain club like this. Got there on a Friday night shortly after they opened, so the girls werent ready yet, but even after…

About a week ago I was in the area looking for a bit of fun and just happened to come across this place and oh boy I was pleased! All the dancers were phenomenal at…

Tried the club out again. It was a Thursday at 4:30pm. I came in ($10 cover charge) and bought a coors light ($2 mini). The club has an upstairs and downstairs with a bar in…

So I’ve been here before, but it’s been at least a few years. I had some free time the other day so I figured I’d stop by and see if anything had changed. As soon…

Came here on a Friday afternoon shortly after they opened AROUND 1230. The parking lot was decent sized, but not in the best shape. It is right next to a large Amazon Distribution…

Arrived in the free parking lot. Hey they filled in some of their potholes. $5 cover and you get a ticket to give to the waitresson on your first order. Two bartenders,…

The spot looks big from the outside but only 1/4 of the building is being used. The drinks were reasonable. $7 for a corona and $6 for a water. Overall, 3 stage setup with the…

Read about this club before, but never really looked into where it is till I was taken this way by Waze on my way to pick up someone. Honestly Paterson is sketchy for thr…

I made it back to the famous (or infamous) Hong Kong Gentlemen’s club after several years and for the most part, it still lives up to its reputation. I was here on both Friday and…

This was my first visit back in about eight months, and first visit anywhere since the Omicron surge. I went to the club on Friday at around 3:00 PM. While I have described the club’s…

Note: This is based on 2 visits made to Shimmers in a few weeks Overview: After 2 poor strip club experiences within a week (see my review for The Venue and I chose not to…

It was my first time to a strip club since COVID 2020. It was also the first time to a strip club in Europe. Generally speaking, in California and NYC, I'm a pretty regular goer…

I've been going to couple other clubs than Hi-Liter lately after my Saturday golf. Mileage (and dancer quality) has been great at those other places, but I decided to mix things up and give HL…

Hartford, CT. Saturday night after midnight. Just north of downtown. Off of 91 and next to a Toyota Dealership. Parking lot packed but I actually got a spot right in front. Walk in, check ID,…

Wolcott, CT. Saturday Night. Real quiet leafy suburb area. Parking in the back. Walk in, hallway, to one of the velvet rope things. Looks like a polynesian bouncer at front. Check ID, cover $10. Inside…

Waterbury, CT. Saturday Night. Commercial strip past a couple of gas stations. Plenty of parking in rear. From the outside looked kind of like a non descript dive but inside looks much better than the…

After a ho-hum visit to Treasures, I decided to go to a nude strip club and selected Fantasy Plaza. GPS took me to the location along the service road next to I45. The club…

So after I got called out for being a shill post, I’m going to write the most detailed as fuck review for you fuckers. I hit the scene at 3am and the only option I…

First time back to Godfathers in a long time. A little tricky to get to since S Penn is a one way street. The club is located near the Casino and right across from Wheeling…

Southington, CT. Saturday night. It's right by the ESPN headquarters in Bristol. You know what I had never been near, and the GPS just took me past it randomly. It's like big college campus looking…

Sighs, just when I was out, they pulled me back in.... So lets face it gents NJ clubs suck today. Gone are the good value, high mileage, beautiful options. A lot of the girls…

This was a quick visit to Spearmint rhino after visiting sapphire on a layover in las vegas. It was about 3:30am and I called for the limo service but they said it was not available…

I thought I submitted this review last week, but the last paragraph was cut off, so here we go again... I went March 2. This is about the last place in Akron I hadn’t been…

First off the place is tucked in the back of an old industrial park, so if you're starting to doubt your GPS just let it play out, lol. Parking is not great on busy…

I reviewed this club back in December stating THE LODGE IS BACK! Since then i have visited the Lodge four separate nights. 3 out of the 4 were great. The other was disappointing.…

Went on a Friday night with a couple female friends. First of all, parking can be difficult. GPS said to enter off St. College but this lot is for workers only. Must drive around the…

This club hasn't been reviewed for about two and half years. I was curious to see if it was still open, so I made the trip down to it to see and found out it…

As a former frequenter of the old Follies, I was looking for a good replacement during my last visit. Platinum somewhat fit the bill and I'd recommend it...hell I went on back-to-back nights (Wednesday…

In terms of strip clubs, this place has always been a nice place to visit. Attractive girls, decently priced booze, and usually a nice vibe. Sadly, that wasn't the case tonight. Showed up with a few…

Quick Summary Vibe (Daytime): Chill watering hole Vibe (Nighttime): Packed bachelor party HQ Cover: $0 Drink Prices: $$$ Women: 6-8 range Dances: Don't Extras: lol This review covers 4 separate visits to Good Guys, twice during weekday afternoons and twice on Saturday nights.…

This is my first review of a strip club, and first to visit to Sapphire, and my first time at a strip club.. We were quoted free entry for my group through phone call, so we…

I years ago gave up on the old Harem House, but recently had noticed the new management and change to Jaguars here. After following their Instagram account I felt the quality of dancer had improved.…

A spa in NJ was kind to me last week so I figured I’d try the strip clubs here in NJ. There is street parking with a meter but it was broken so fortunately I…

I had a very early flight Sunday morning so I decided to stay at the airport and thought I would grab a drink and a dance before returning my rental. Arrived at the bar…

I was visiting St. Louis last weekend so I decided to make my usual rounds to the east side clubs. My first stop was Roxxx on Friday night at about 10:45. I was able…

I visited bottoms up at about 1:30am after a trip to the roxxx. I was in after a pat down, a trip through the metal detector and paying the $10 cover charge. There…

I visited onxy last Saturday. Free parking is available on the perimeter of the parking lot. They charge $20 to park in the center spots that are closer to the entrance of the…

Well, after reading the last review I had to go see if it was true. Simple answer is NO, NO, NO! OK first the required description. Very chill neighborhood bar. Walk in the front…

All right, first off it’s damn good to be back!! To get the obligatory description out of the way. The club is a huge club easily able to be spotted both day or night. They do…

Pooped in on a Saturday night. Had always heard great things about the Pony and wanted to see what it was all about. The line up that night was pretty solid. Probably 15 or more…

First club visit in 2 years since the pandemic. I don't live in Illinois so don't know about the specifics for the mask mandate but I was told it was lifted the week I was…

Stopped by on a friday night just to check it out. When you walk in the front door there is a pool table directly in front, some tables and chairs to the left. There is…

Having read a few good reviews of Treasures, I was looking forward to my first visit. It was a Monday night around 9:30, so take that into account. The club looks nice from…

Stopped by here while on vacation with a buddy. We popped in about 5:30 pm on a rainy Thursday. Upon entry, I payed a two dollar cover. As you walk in there are large stages…

I was in town for work trip and ended up here after night out with colleagues. The entrance fee was $15. From what remember the place was single story with multiple stages but only…

Had a nice visit on Friday night. I arrived about 9:30 p.m. Parking was $2. Cover charge was $15, but waived with a military ID. The club has a very high-energy vibe.…

Johnny A's is a split level club in Paterson, featuring mostly Latinas and Eastern European women. Full bar as usual for a weekend night. Large bar area and a lower level with tables and small…

I made a day visit and a night visit during my recent SoFlo visit. What can be said about this much-reviewed club that hasn’t been said before? Parking is $2. The lot is…

Well, this was an interesting trip! TLDR: The hot young latina Mia and a fat one turned me off from get-go so I drank with a reg named the professor and left -…

Stopped by while staying the night in Boise just for something to do after going to Twin Peaks, not expecting much. Location is kinda stripmall-ish, next to a bar (I did not get a chance…

I'm going to try and make this short by my standards. Free parking. It wraps all the way around the building and there is even a small street out back if the locals want to…

But this spot last night and decided to run it back instead of the landing strip. Read my last review to hear about the wild night! So the location didn’t change: stage in middle was…

Came here on a Friday afternoon after hitting up Dirty's. Parking lot between the Wells Fargo and McDonalds was almost completely packed, which is almost always misleading. Walked in and no cover during dayshift. You…

I visited Booby Trap a couple of times on my last trip to south Florida, one late night visit after midnight, and one a bit earlier, around 10:00 p.m. The exterior of the building…

Was in Atlanta for work and decided to come here based on previous reviews. Arrived a little after 9 on a Saturday to mostly empty club. You walk in and there is a stage to…

Visited Vivide on my 'off' Friday from about 2:30 to 5:30. Parking is fair/good for Atlanta. It's self parking and $10 entry so not bad for these times we live. Proceeded downstairs as the upstairs…

It was my first time at this type of establishment, and reading reviews online it was hard to tell how to set my expectations. I'll try to cover most of the aspects that I felt…

This was my second trip to HK and Cascadas from Feb. to Feb. 16. Flew in to town once again and took the shuttle to the rental car facility and made the short walk to…

I went March 2. This is about the last place in Akron I hadn’t been to yet. I keep reading the reviews and getting more curious, but it is about an hour away…

I had the day off and headed for Sugars circa 10AM. I’ve had good results here before, and it’s conveniently located. The basics: located off of Aurora/Highway 99: Seattle’s streetwalker, autobody repair, and…

Been a while since I went to a strip club with the pandemic and all. But had some free time last week and decided to stop by Johnny A’s on a Saturday afternoon. They have…

First thoughts. I got a HJ in front of like 3 people LOL! Not counting my dancer or me. But my dancer kept it discrete. Some clubs just have your kind of girls, and then…

So first the details - this club is located very close to the end of Atwells Ave (the italian section of Providence)and not too far from the Providence Place Mall - it is a very…

A visit to bare elegance on the Saturday night just before the Super Bowl. One of my friends (who I referred to as maniac Michael) Called me up And said let’s go visit spearmint rhino…

Have been itching to make it back to the club since moving back to Michigan a month ago and finally gave into weakness last night. The first decision was: Where? Jackson area clubs are closest,…

I am a regular at this place. But visited this after a while since pandemic. No renovation or nothing much has changed except for a vip booth addition in the main area of the club…

Skip down to NEW headlines if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, Combination of a few visits, mostly Friday & Saturday shift change. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address…

I will say that I do love HK but I was left uninspired on this visit. It was my first visit to HK since 2019 and since things are reopening I decided to book a…