Reviews

Stopped into MG2 on a Thursday evening around 8:30 PM. My ID was scanned and I was charged $5 for an entry fee. There were lot of customers huddled by the relatively small bar…

I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a…

I reviewed this club a few months ago, but there have been some updates worth mentioning. Club is in an large open building with a curtain separating the entry from the rest of…

Went on a Sunday after the Cardinals chiefs. Mahomes was killing us so left the game and headed to hiliter with a lady friend. Patted down and Id'd. No cover. This time no bouncer seating…

For most of the mid-to-late 2010s, PT's was one of my most frequent club visits. A variety of factors have led to me prioritizing other clubs in the 2020s, so a recent Saturday night was…

First of all I need to acknowledge that this club has had a complete remodel since the last time I was in it maybe 9 years ago. There’s a main room with one medium-sized stage…

When you walk in, there's a stand where someone takes your $10 entrance fee (there's no charge during the day). The bar is straight ahead, and the private dance booths are lined up against the…

Haven't reviewed the "fold" in awhile so I thought I'd put down some ROB information for the avid reader. First things first; still has a fenced (not the alley way though) in lot with someone…

This report covers two nights of visits. The parking lot is run down with an attendant at the entrance. I paid for the $5 parking zone and was on my way into the club. I don't…

Parking was easy. Walked in and paid the cover ($20). Found a seat at a table a little back from the stage. It's a BYOB, but I don't drink, so just a soda from the bar…

Was staying in Clearwater so decided to check out Oz last Thursday for happy hour at 5pm and stayed til 9:45pm. There was no cover at that time (until 7pm I believe) and parking…

Playground is a great place! The bouncer, the bar staff, the dancers, all of them have good report with each other. I've been following the Playground since it was Sands (I used to visit semi regularly)…

Had some morning appointments in the area so I thought I would kill some time by visiting this club. I used to work in the area a couple of years back, so I used to…

I got there around 8pm. Self parked in back, plenty of space. Made a stop by the washroom. Clean, Attendant was present and tipped. So I then found myself a seat by the main stage. I…

OK; The Landing Strip…. I have a tortured history with TLS as I have always WANTED to really like this club but, there was something in the way in the past… too loud, too crowded,…

Was staying in Ft. Lauderdale so decided to check out Oz this past Monday for at noon and stayed til 1:30pm. There was no cover at that time (until 8pm) and parking lot was…

Two of Three Next up for review: The Flight Club in Inkster, Michigan. Although we ended up at the FC the most on our trip we actually ranked it second out of the…

Went on a Tuesday evening during a thunderstorm. Place was deserted until 11pm, only 3 dancers. The girl at the bar was tiny & hot, but sadly fully dressed. Had a Glenfiddich shot and a…

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is…

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12), and…

I heard about COI's reputation and stopped by Spearmint Rhino to see for myself, no expectations. I've been to the SR in downtown LA and Torrence many years ago and there is a central stage…

Decided to stop by Synn after the afternoon NFL games concluded to waste some time before my flight. Having never been, I did some research and figured it could be hit or miss. Their website…

A birthday, bachelor party and Tijuana first timer filled an entire weekend with naked women and alcohol, as we hit up 7 locations, our first two stops was Cafe 269 and Distractions Lounge, then the…

I was traveling late at night and needed a break and looked up the nearest club. Northern VA doesn't have much, so I went here not really knowing what to expect. The bouncer…

I would assume that Saturday night around midnight should be a prime time to tell what a club would be like. But if this Saturday evening was any indication, Soft Tails would be…

A quick summary of what's changed this year: contact rules have been liberalized. The club permits patron-to-boobs and patron-to-booty contact during lap and VIP dances (though not every dancer does). Long review: Fantasy's is set back…

In town for a night of business and decided to check this place out and see if it lived up to the reviews. Nestled in an industrial area it took be about 30 minutes…

Went in a early/mid afternoon. I fully expected this place to be empty and have maybe 1 or 2 dancers present. This was the case. 1 dancer there and another who arrived…

This is my third time visiting and finally getting in the club The cover varies. What does that mean? Well, the first time I came here It was around 10:30pm on a Friday, the guy…

So after a long day at work I decided to take a trip to Jiggles based on the reviews I saw. I knew they opened at 4pm but I figured I would give it…

Unfortunately, this is my local club. I have only been here twice but never had a good experience. The main limiting factors are the lack of dancers on shift ( usually 2-3 max)…

I've visited this club a couple times in the past 6 months. It suits my general vibe most nights because compared to other clubs it's very calm, but not in a boring way. I'll talk…

It had been a while since last stopping by. I was in the area and wanted to see how things were post Covid. It was like the pandemic never happened. $10 cover all day. The…

Thought I’d write a review of this place. It has been avoided by some veteran customers due to a Cuban invasion and club policy changes over the past 3-5 years. Honestly there were too many…

This is my go to place but usually it is a Saturday afternoon or during the week when in town. Decided to try Sunday night mainly because I was bored. The details, free parking lot…

Like any true perv, my first stop after arriving at DTW was one of the famed Detroit clubs. First up was Hank's. I arrived about 9, paid my $5 cover and received the meaningless ticket.…

After striking out at Hank's I gave Bogie's a shot. I had the free ticket so no cover. My Miller was $8. Again, Bogarts has been described a million times, but I will say that…

We embarked on another September golf trip to the Detroit area in which we spent two afternoons and four nights visiting some of our favorite clubs. The official visit count was: BT's - Wednesday and…

I'm active duty military and I went back home to Houston before going overseas. My friend took me to this club to drink and watch Monday night football. The entry fee was $13ish and after…

As previously reported, this club is located in the industrial area of Bohemia next to a factory. Parking for about 7 cars in front with plenty of parking next to the factory. As you enter,…

Sunday afternoon/evening - Arrived about 4:30pm, left 7pm $5 to valet, $15 door, $25 VIP band (required for lap dances), $90 for 'Special VIP' (did not buy) Dances: $1 tip on stage w/good mileage. $10 dance topless,…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the…

Friday night im Vegas doesn't come cheap. Booked a package for the night via the website. 100 dollars for pickup, quick entry and 100 in bar credit. Keep in mind there is a service charge…

My short one hour visit was very nice. Club is very nice and clean as has been described many times. Parking is free if you use the nearby public lots. Very safe…

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another…

From the GPS, I had to cut behind a car dealership to get there. Once there, tons of parking along the lot. Walking in the steel doors the bathroom on the left, no one was…

The building is nice and discreetly located with a sizable parking lot. If you care about discretion the only part that's slightly uncomfortable is if there's a line because the front entrance is brightly lit…

I haven't been in for a while since they changed management and apparently a remodel. I was early in the evening, I would say about 10pm. you would figure there would be a good amount…

Club is expensive IMO. But with the right girl worth it. Mgmt, security, bar maids etc all nice, no drama. Girls nice, no attitude turning down a dance. VIP for $15 min is 200-225. Reg…

Working in Minneapolis and got off work early so went in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. Usually not a day shift person by will try it out now and again, although I will catch…

It's a good place to chill and hang out at. Staff is extremely friendly. Girls are hotttt you can easily find 7+ gorgeous girls. Greeks Italian middleeast blondes blacks brunettes so it's a variety. So you…

Stopped in on Monday a couple of weeks ago. First time here since 2019 and one thing hasn't changed: the dollar parade. In fact, I paid for my drink with a $100 bill and got…

Finishing our trip to SoFlo and the prior couple nights found our way into DD. Some guys said they were going to Tootsie’s after they left DD on the previous night so since only two…

I got off work and found myself a little bored, so I decided to try this place out. I walked in and was greeted by the doorman, who was upfront with me that they only…

Stopped by while on vacation with my GF and another couple. The place is on the 2nd floor of a retail building. Up the stairs and then $10 cover per person. Bar is along…

Went for the club on August 26, some friends and I came in from ATL and Louisiana. Rolled through about 8 after grabbing an early dinner and decided to see what kind of beautiful Cuban…

Decide to visit oasis based on some of the reviews here. Got there around 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Not too busy. Bouncer at the door was really nice. Plenty of parking club not too…

Gold is club is out of the way off a highway in Baltimore. Decent size parking lot with a couple of security guards. $5 cover, license check and wander before entering. It’s a…

1AM. Saturday. Haven’t been here since summer 2020. Went with a group of coworkers. Including a strip club first timer. Outside, bouncers check IDs, pat you down, and make sure there’s no liquor in your…

Thought of trying 8 mile road clubs after throughly enjoying Michigan avenue clubs after covid 2020-21 years. Whenever I get opportunity to go Detroit east after telegraph road, I plan well to check 8 mile…

I went for the first time last night. I agree that there is no sign up front as others have mentioned and you can miss it very easily (btw next to a liquor store). On…

Second FKK visit of my weekend in Frankfurt earlier this month was to Oase . Happy to report that the number and quality of girls was close to pre-pandemic days. There are some relatively minor changes…

My first post-pandemic visit to Sharks took place a couple of weeks ago. To be honest I wasn't expect this to be a great experience, in the weeks leading up to going I was monitoring…

Had a terrible experience this time. My wife and I did a private room dance with Kay. ($800) First time was great. Did a second dance in private room and she wanted to…

Visited Sunday around 3:00pm. Surprised the parking attended asked for $3 when it was pretty clearly a slow time but ok. Hadn’t been in a while and the door to get in is weird. Two…

What is in town for the weekend Georgia game. Got there after midnight and the Door girl let me in free with a proof hotel room K. That was a big bonus. So I don’t…

COMING IN My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Sunday, via the German train…

Saturday night arrival in mid September. Had already been to DD and Lollipops as well as Bottoms up in NSB. I had high hopes for BU and DD but no fun to be had…

Visited Allure at about 3 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, no charge for parking in their tiny lot, and when I got there, I was the only customer in the place, with 4 dancers;…

I stopped in after going to the casino and after some disappointing afternoon drop ins at a couple nearby CT clubs. As you go in the bouncer checks id, didn't ask for a cover, maybe…

Went there 40 mins before closing. Couple of guys warned me outside the club not to go in. I asked why and they said "dancers are all fat white blondes". I still wanted to check…

My last trip here was a few months ago. I went to Cheetah's with some friends and it wasn't very crowded. I was immediately approached by a dancer with a strong German or Belgium accent.…

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…

It had been almost a year since my last visit to Fantasies, and not a lot has changed except the prices which, in fairness, had not changed for at least ten years. The parking…

Friday afternoon, very slow. When I came in, there were only four or five customers. Four dancers. The club is a large rectangular box with no external archetecture to speak of. It's located at the…

Let me preface by saying that this review is for Cabaret which is down the block from Moonlight. TUSCL shows Cabaret closed so I could not submit a review. It's Friday night and I went…

first night into vegas and decided to check out chicas based on reviews here. I arrived Thursday night around 1am. Neighborhood seems a little sketchy but I didn't see anyone walking around outside.…

club wax sat 9/172022 4;00pm -6:00pm Ive been burning out pinups lately decided come here. this a bikini bar so no nude dances. entry fee was 5$ free parking .…

Been to The Bird on many occasions. This was the worst trip. I'm not saying it went downhill, I was just there at a bad time, I guess. There was quite a few trucks in…

I returned to Pantera Rosa recently, it was closed for awhile after Covid but has now re-opened. It's exactly the same layout and setup as before. One large spacious area with a large stage in…

My last Criket visit was a mixed bag as the Criket usually is. Mid afternoon on a Saturday it was pretty busy. Lots of girls on the floor. Maybe 9-10 or so. Typical variety of…

Stopped by to test it out. Extremely dark inside and I worry why! Lol. The bar was int busy and there were about 6 girls there. I won’t say working as half of when…

Arrived around 10pm. Location is essentially downtown. On street parking appears the only option. No valet. Cover was $5. No ID check. I saw younger guys getting metal wand check after me. The…

Went Friday night around 10pm. Cover was $20 and ID was checked. Place is not as big as it appears from outside. After paying cover you go through entry doors and bathrooms are to the…

Thankfully this place is still in business, albeit just barely. This has long been a reliable club in volusia county. Unlike most of the Daytona clubs it hasn’t been shut down and/or ruined by new…

Here for a bachelor party. But a tame one. After my first few strip clubs in SF and Sacramento I've gone on to have much wilder experiences in COI and I halfway expected LV to…

For those who require the same basic info in every review, floor dances were $10, VIP $25, and a bottle of water $5. Thursday at 1pm, the parking lot was surprisingly full including a number…

After my LDA spin with Monse, I migrated down the I-5 to Sugars. I’d heard word that Minni was back from her…work done…and was psyched to see Seattle’s no.1 hood rat. For intellectually stimulating conversation…and…

Decided to hit this spot as I was close by. I went in on a thursday evening around 4:30. Parking lot didnt have alot of vehicles. Security check at the door, empty pocket anything medal…

Was in the area and debating between coming here and going over to the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. I had never been here before so decided to take a shot. I arrived Wednesday…

I regularly visit this club and have been here maybe a hundred times in 12 years. This strip club has a local reputation of being somewhat overpriced. There are several price issues involved. They charged…

Since 2019, the day shift at Deja Vu Lake City Way has been my go-to Seattle spot. There was a rough patch at one point in late 2019 or early 2020, but in general, it's…

First off, the bar and stage are in different rooms. No seating at the bar. The stage is limited on seating but it also wasn’t super crowded when I went. Beer prices were $4. The…

Cover $30, vip $20, dances $20 (beware Cubans will try to get you for $40), byob. 1 main stage and 2 small stages to the left and right. When I went it was half…

Came in on a Tuesday around 2:00. For those of you not in the know, VIPS are 80 bucks on tuesday, so it's a great day to come to maximize value. Most girls will do…

Been a few months since I’ve been here last. I head up to dort somewhat frequently. But always seem to pass the Vu on by. The parking lot always seems too empty to try my…

I went to the Gold Club on Wednesday around 6PM. Being in Center City Gold Club was the closest club. Located almost in a back alley by a parking garage I was pleasantly…

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know. New stuff will be listed under NEW…