Reviews

Club 205 was my last stop on my four day tour of PDX strip clubs and it appears that at least for this trip I left the best for last. I hit the club…

Went on a Sunday evening during COVID. For san diego, this place is about as good as it gets. The no booze sucks (imo) but they have a bar directly next door where you can…

good time but i overspent... i go here only if my friends are going too. been here half a dozen times now. it’s just too low mileage for my taste. located on the end of…

After leaving Babe’s (see review), probably the top end of Pensacola clubs with dance prices to match, I decided to try something a bit lower down the food chain. Formerly Arety’s Angels, the club changed…

Visited mid-afternoon a few weeks ago on a Wednesday or Thursday. There were probably 5-8 customers around the bar and maybe 5-10 girls working. Seemed that mostly latinas were working although there may have…

Traveling for work week from South Florida. I arrived around 730pm on Thursday night and paid a $15 cover. Stayed until 930pm. Club is located on a low rent industrial stretch of road across the street…

Small parking lot was nearly empty. Walked in past a fellow at the door who looked like he was collecting a cover charge, but walked right past him. guess he was just killing time standing…

Used to live in San Diego and was back there on a business trip. From the years I lived there (3+ years ago) Cheetah's is the only strip club in San Diego worth a…

I recently made another trip to Treasure Club. I was somewhat hesitant as my last couple of visits were kind of disappointing but figured since I was in the area and flight plans changed I…

Post COVID the Bare Den recently reopened Sundays. Soooo, I decided to stop by. I arrived around 8PM and I was the only customer. They cut me a break on entry fee and only charged…

Rhode Island Dolls is back! When Covid began diminishing Dolls was killing it due to lesser restrictions. With Covid a memory around here and Providence Extra land back on full speed, Dolls has been…

The Place is right off the Highway. Easy to get too for a quick stop. It was my first time there. I walked up to the door and was let in.…

I went on a Sunday by self, I believe there was $7 cover charge. The club was good overall, plenty of parking, cold beer, two stages, about 5-8 dancers, good looking, and respectful. Not many…

Aye! It’s Biseggi - everybody knows me!!!! I’m that real deal, Italian super-reviewer. They all know me - and all the boys know Biseggi does it right when it comes to strip…

It had been quite some time since I visited mainly due to covid. I figure I would check it out and see if it was as fun as it used to be. Truthfully I was…

Back in the only strip club on bend on a Tuesday night. It was very busy, with probably 15 dancers working and a pretty descent crowd for a Tuesday. I’ve been here a handful of…

I only recently got into the strip club scene. Went my whole 40+ years without ever going to a single club, so I’ve been sowing my wild oats so to speak. In the past 6…

This was my first time back to Paradise Found in years. I stopped going here when they stopped being full nude and started going to Lookers instead, which was always kinda sketchy but now (Post-Covid)…

Listen, this club is for ballers. Best come with fat pockets. Club is in Drake songs so…. $20 on the door. Like 3-4 different stages. Areas to sit around the floor. There are boxes behind…

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgment just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea. On this Friday's midnight visit, the parking lot (which…

This place reopened in July of last year and I made my first trip back in November and I've visited a total of 6 times. The club has changed a lot for the worse. Many…

This was before the pandemic. Went on a weeknight when I was in the area. Parked on the street near the front. It looked a little sketchy, but I’d survive. Walked in and there were…

Showcase is killer spot. Mostly Latinas with a few white girls and sistas can fluctuate depending on the night. It’s a small club that looks like an old restaurant. $20 on the door. One…

This review was from a visit about 3-4 weeks ago. It had been about 6 or 7 months since my last visit. I arrived at the club at around 2:00. I parked in the lot…

parking is way too tight, even cars backing out have barely enough space before hitting other cars. Can't imagine how tricky it is in snow. Better to find parking elsewhere and make the walk to…

This is a composite of a few visits. As with most clubs in this area, not much happens until later in the evening. And being a nude, non-alcohol club, it can be very late…

A first visit to Union Jacks, on a spring Saturday nightfall, brought on a sensual delight from several different sources. It definitely differs from other Portland strip clubs once one steps into the vistuble and…

Northeast Ohio clubs can be fun when you’re selective about the time of your visit. This place is unique because of the high traffic location. I don’t think they depend on regular customers like many…

Visited Platinum Plus at almost midnight on Saturday night. The parking lot was packed and there was actually a line inside to get in. Cover is $10 and drivers license is scanned. After paying…

Quick Summary Vibe: Typical strip joint Cover: $16 Drinks: $ Girls: 6-7's Dances: Great Extras: Maybe I had one night in Chicago and was trying to decide between 390 and IS. In the end I picked IS, just for the $10 dance…

Never been before so I thought I’d give it a try. Went on a Saturday night at 9 and figured it would have a decent crowd but the place was empty. The DJ hasn’t…

At the advise of other TUSCL members, I decided to give Sinsations a go on my recent trip to Jax. I like to laid back, day shift, high mileage type of club, and Sinsations did…

A little bit of a drive from Baltimore city, and you can easily miss the club if you aren't careful. But that's where my complaints end. Weekend cover charge of $16, it may be cheaper during…

I decided to check this club out in the early evening. This place is easy to find but it is in an odd location. The GPS took me through a parking lot to…

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgement just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea. On this Friday midnight visit the parking lot…

So I was in the area around 1pm and decided to check this place out. It's located on a main road but has 2 private houses directly next to it. As you enter…

Had a free pass to Bogart's and stopped there first. Sat at the bar and no one asked me to place a drink order. Girls were either old, fat or ugly. Left…

Bored on a work trip to Sarasota and went to the only strip club in town. Technically a pasty bar as they serve alcohol, but the pasties were small and the girls were attractive.…

So I decided to visit a few different clubs as I usually go to the HP for daytime fun and after a brief stay at rest a bit hit Clancy's. The setup is small…

A random Sunday night in Vegas, and It’s late. Like, getting turned away from strip clubs because they’re closing late. I struck out at Deja Vu and The Library, but Scores welcomed me with open…

Stopped on a Friday night breaking up a long road trip. I had been curious for like 10 years after passing by on Hwy 61 and seeing a trailer advertising a strip club. It's…

I've been reading about this place for years and finally had the courage to travel all the way from NYC to Bridgeport and it was totally worth it. Pleasant Moments is basically a brothel with a…

Made my monthly pilgrimage to PH on Thursday. You can text them to find out the schedule. I saw Erica's name listed for that afternoon and was looking forward to spending time with her.…

------------------------- Wednesday, March 30, 2022 ------------------------- I arrived at 9:15PM, a little bit after they opened. They scanned my ID and patted me down. Entrance fee was still $40 (plus tax) for locals though the lady…

Stopped at PW at 7:45, right before happy hour ended at 8 pm. Admin is $8 at this time. Made my way to the bar and got a double Goose for under $10. I usually…

I’m not a regular strip club patron, I only venture out occasionally when traveling for work. I’ve heard the hottest dancers are in Vegas, so against my better judgment and the advice of friends, I…

After almost 2 years, I didn't think I would be the last one to write a review of this club but so be it. I literally live within walking distance of this club and was bored…

Summary - Saturday afternoon- April 23, 2 pm, spent 280 dances and 20 for drinks there were about 30 women working, place was its usual dark background, the price was just perfect for what was…

I arrived at champagne around 1145pm. Entering into the parking lot was a little difficult because the had park of the entrance blocked off. But the parking lot is big plenty of parking. I saw…

After being off the strip club game for a year, decided to go here to try a new club (the Ypsi and Toledo clubs began to get boring). Cover was $5 since I had come…

Went on a Tuesday evening at around 4pm. There was no cover charge and happy hours were going on. After the coat-check, was directed to a seat near the wall. Happy hours so beer for…

I knew one of the girls who worked here (lets call her ilene), and she would go on and on about this place. Basically the vibe is desperate from the girls, especially on wednesdays when they…

Great experience. Ridiculously gigantic place. And just when I thought I'd seen it all, there was another floor! Crazy! Place can probably hold hundreds of people, but I arrived not that long after opening,…

High level of service, very private VIP, you might leave broke but you won't leave broken-hearted. Just like a visit here some years ago, this place seems pretty reliable in providing everything you need in…

The Torch Lounge is an easy walk from downtown hotels. Plenty of free parking. No cover on the week night I visited, about 9:30 pm. Entering, on the left is an oblong stage with seating around…

Decided to visit this bar and check it out. When I entered it was just past 3 (opening time). There were 4 dancers (later 5), and just a few customers. I ordered a bottled high…

I'm never completely sold on the value proposition of Carnival Bookstore - you pay $60 upfront to Henry, the creepy owner/manager, and that gets you a room. Then once inside the room, which is closed,…

Stopped at RAB last week, on Tuesday, a bit later than my usual 2 or 3 PM arrival, I got here around 4:30 and found the place to be fairly crowded, this is…

I went at around 11:30 on Friday Night, $50 cover charge. Lots of girls working, they were all pretty attractive. I didn’t see any 10s, but maybe a 9 and lots of 8s. Some of…

I have not been to this club in 7 or 8 years so I was very curious to see how much had changed. Well quite a bit I would say. I arrived around 6:30pm to…

New Paltz, NY. Friday night after midnight. I had just come from strip club Smiles but do note they had a sign on the door saying they were closed cause not enough girls came in,…

Newburgh, NY. Friday night before midnight. Just came from Sunset Strip. Came here to Mansion. Definitley the upscale club in the area. Parking lot is weird set up but I just parked way off to…

When I got there, the door man was sitting by the LD area which, as in other reports, is right as you walk in. The bar was to the right, with one other patron at…

New Windsor, NY. Friday night. First club on a strip club tour up in the Hudson Valley. Right past a busy bar/grill spot called My Place I thought that was the club mistakenly. Pull up…

In town for a guys trip and doing some pregaming so I decided to stop by. First time I have been back since Covid. Thankfully no masks or restrictions. Went on a Thursday at around…

The only reason I stopped by here is that it's close to the Acropolis so I made a stop after my visit there. The place was really dead in the middle of the afternoon on a…

I visited OTB on a Thursday evening for the first time. Arriving just before 9pm I was surprised by the dancer to customer ratio. While it was not super busy I would say there were…

This is a combination review from a few visits during my tour of Portland strip clubs. During the visit I stopped by acropolis three times. This review is about all of those visits. I used…

Continuing my tour of Portland strip clubs. This place was really happening for a 3pm on a Friday. There were something like 12 to 15 dancers working. The mix was about 50%…

Club Wax has been my "go-to" club when I am flying out of ATL due to its proximity to the airport. Generally when I arrive parking is free. On this day, arriving around 6:30pm,…

Deja Vu Lake City Way has been my most frequented club. I'm often there for Wendy but I happened to be passing through on a day she wasn't working. In general, that worked out fine.…

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious. I arrived…

Went here once with my girlfriend. we were both fairly unimpressed impressed and had a couple drinks then left. Came back another time for abBachelor party. It was pretty empty but not as empty as…

This is a description from a visit very recently to the night shift at Bandaids on a Tuesday I want to note up front that this club is not a 7-up joint, and is closer…

I was here in March on a Tuesday night and stayed for about 30 min, including 1 dance. Parking was easy to find and paid a $10 cover, plus a $5 water. The club was…

I see it's been a couple of years and my last review of Hop Scotch remains the most recent, so I thought an update would be in order. This club seems to struggle very hard to…

I’ve been to this spot in the daytime and was very disappointed. There was only four ladies working. The night time is so much better though with a lot more options. I arrived after 8pm on…

Westville, NJ. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Cheerleaders New Jersey. Crown Point Road, Industrial area. I passed it and had to swing around. Parking lot was pretty empty only a few cars I…

I like to go here on weekday afternoons. This place is typically high mileage for just dances. I can usually pay for 4-5 dances and have all my stress relieved. ;) this day was not…

Stopped by this place around 3 pm. Parking lot was half full, went inside and it looks like this place has changed, the large VIP room is widely open now and not being used for…

I went here on a Thursday night. The club was packed with people and some really gorgeous dancers. The dancers were mostly Latina but some black girls and maybe one white girl. There was a…

Glouster City, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from 21Twenty. Parking lot was packed, it's was actually tough to find a spot but I found one. Walk up and in. Two black guys working the door.…

I had a great time at $10 dance night and will definitely want to return. Getting to the place at night felt a little weird since it is in the middle of factories, but I…

Pennsauken Township, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from Babes Nola up the road. Place used to be called Erotic Cafe. Drive up parking lot hotel behind the club makes OTC a little easier. Club has…

Burlington, NJ. Thursday night. Right across the way from Playhouse. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Desk, nobody there, it says cover is $15 but I walk in through the beaded curtain. I…

Visited around 9 on a Thursday, ladies night according to the website. They require valet parking, but Uber dropped me off on the sidewalk just fine and no one seemed to care. Walked in, place…

Been going here for about a year and a half. Have gotten friendly enough with the girls that a lot of them know me by name and make a point to spent time talking…

La Femme Nu in a short summary… shit hole. Overall it was a terrible experience which is a bummer because 2 years ago it was a decent off the main road SC. Outside parking is…

Just had an itch to see some girls and tits. Was in Asheville and dropped in. Club was slow, maybe 5 p.l.s like me. A few more came in while I was there. …

I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town. Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone and there weren't…

Went on a Tuesday night around 10pm. The place is on the main road and bright signs. Took an Uber so not sure about the parking situation. The cover to get in was $11 and…

I was in town for a few days so I plan on visiting several Portland area strip clubs. First up was Caberett II. It was close to my hotel so it was first…

My next stop on my tour of Portland strip clubs took me to Club Sin Rock. And finally I found a place that was what I had expected when it comes to Portland strip…

This is a sorry excuse for a strip club. No need to read further. But since there are several review boxes to check here goes. Outside is clean and well lit ... easy access of…

I came on two weekdays (a Tuesday and a Friday). Both visits arriving between 6:00 and 6:30. There was no cover either night at that time. Free parking right in front of the door. Beers…

I hadn't been here prior to covid - and it had been one of my favorite places. The general idea of the place is still the same - girl next door types at a…

I arrived around 3PM. It was a bad sign that there were only a few cars in the parking lot. I paid the $6 cover and took a seat at the bar because I…

First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board to…

I went to the club early Thursday afternoon. Since this location is in a strip mall, it is difficult to find parking. I was patted down by the doorman who was pleasent.…

Playhouse is the only club I’ve gotten to over the past month. I went in for my usual day shift experience. Club physical layout has been described ad nausem but for formality sake nothing has…