El Capitan
Suckergarden Road
Philipsburg, Sint Maarten
Colombian Imports in Paradise
VIP Review
bntj1
Jan 14, 2026, 7:56 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Afternoon
Cliff Notes:
Taxi from airport:$20 usd
Driver from El Captain to cruise:$10 usd
Club:10 girls mostly Afro-Colombian
Vibe: Dead in the afternoon. Fuck and bounce. I could imagine nights and weekends being anything goes.
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