Reviews

Was at CH2 again the other night. Wow! This has become one of my ATF. For those who haven't been there, a few tips: move into the room and check things out. I…

If you walk into a club and by the time the bartender has a beer in front of you there is a bossumy babe up easing next you, rubbing your leg and whispering in your…

I went to the club on a Sunday. It's real name is Risque Cafe. It is a 24 hour adult diner/store, with topless dancers. There was a line to get in and…

Weird place. It is literally off the highway exit and it just there, more a trucker diverson than anything else and has that type of feel to it. Nothing good about it, but nothing horrible…

I was there last Thursday and it was very slow. 3 girls working and not very interested in what they were doing. I've had great times there and expect that I just caught…

Stopped in on my way to play a round of golf. sat for some time and finally a cute black girl approached. She did all I asked of her. Letting me have…

Got there at 1pm on Wednesday 5 girls and me. 1 Black (6) 1 Hispanic (5) 3 White (4&5) One of the white girls had a cute face but boy was she BIG.…

I had mixed feeling about this trip. The place still needed to be redecorated, but the girls were very hot. I don't know if they hired new ones since my last trip, but…

Stopped by on a Saturday night around 11 pm. Fairly crowded, girls were ok but not great. Had a bachelor party thing going (which always slows things down for those not involved in…

My first trip Layout – an opulent multi story building along the lines of some of the top clubs in Vegas and Houston. As you walk in there is a two story atrium with the main…

I agree with WesternLapper’s comments. Went there on a Friday evening about 6:30pm. The place was dead. I had just come from Cheetahs, just down the street, and Cheetahs was crowded, so something's up.…

Recent Friday night. Girls were average looking but young, dumb and boring. Guys at the club were young, dumb and wearing baggy pants, fubu and communicating in unintelligible whigger ebonics. Gong!

6 of us, 3 couples stopped in there last week during the ROT [motorcycle] Rally. At best it was all right for an "upscale" club. We were in there between 10 and midnight…

Archibald's is found on K Street in downtown Washington, DC. The club has two floors, the second open on busy Friday and Saturday nights. The main floor has two stages and a bar…

I visited this place again after several months (see earlier review) and nothing much has changed, so it seems that LE is not a problem. On a weekday mid-afternoon there were about 6…

Went on Friday night in late May, ~10pm-1am. $10 cover. Not very crowded. Only one bachelor party that night and they didn't stay long. Girls mentioned that Friday's have been slow…

I've passed here several times, finally got a chance to stop. It's not that easy to get to. Coming from the south, take the exit before the club, it gets pretty tricky $10…

Have been to Platinum several times in the early afternoon hours. The atmosphere is dark, takes a long time to get the eyes adjusted to the lack of light. The best eye candy usually is…

Yes guys, I finally went..My first strip club visit, and, I did go with my husband. The silver slipper is literally in the middle of NO-WHERE..off the high way 40 minutes west of the…

Back to LV again in June and went to my favorite places here. I have been going during the day time lately. Here on Friday afternoon around 3. The place was about half full…

Was forced to go here again by a friend who insisted it was better than before. Just as disappointing as my last review. Seems they have a new system of $15 bikini, $30 topless and…

Again, I tell you this place is the shit. By far the best place in Milwaukee or Chicago, you heard me even Chi-town. Do not bother with Silk, the women are bitchy and the dances…

Back to LV again in June and went to one of my favorite local places here. Tuesday evening about 11 and the place was as crowned as I have ever seen it. A…

Very Glitzy. Was a pretty tame evening when I was there - one lady even commented on it. Downstairs, 3 stages, lots of tables. Dancers are all 8-10s. Upstairs (in the…

Seems like the talent in this spot has fallen off since my last visit. There were maybe 10 or so honey dips, but none above a 7. Most of them were a tad…

Went to this club a couple weeks ago on a Sunday. Went with a group of 12 5 guys and 7 girls. Other places that night comped us but not a big deal. The club…

Made my way across the border to to IS, to see how the remodel went and I was pleasantly surprised by the upgrade. But who goes there for the ambiance, the lap dances with…

ok.. i went to this club after i got out of work 1 night with some buddies of mine, the second i got in there the ladies came right to me.. so i had to…

this is an decent clubs with a few lookers. the cover is acceptable, they serve alcohol, but the private dances are steep at $45 a piece. you get complete privacy and ymmv depending…

Stopped in last Monday just before shift change. A dancer told me it really doesn't pickup until 10:00 pm. The number of customers grew from about 5 when I arrived to 25 two…

Was there on a Wednesday evening about midnight. Had a bunch of girls on, but they were all tied up with customers, so I watched the stage show for a while and then connected…

This club isn't much to look at. 'It's pretty small. The stage is about 6' x 8' and it's on the same level as the rest of the club. (Most stages in other clubs are…

The womed here are 6-9 in range but the place is too tight to have fun. Occasionally you can find the right girl who will take you back in the private area and if no…

Went during the day, four girls, only one remotely interesting. After fending off the worst of the bunch, the one girl even close to attractive came by, and I bought her a $20 drink. When…

For some reason, decided to head over tonight and wasn't disappointed with that decision. Came in around 11 and found about what you'd expect - 15 dancers, maybe 30 customers. There were still…

After a long hiatus we visited this place again recently and were once again disappointed. This is a potentially great club that has a serious problem which is getting worse. To briefly summarize,…

Stopped by the other day, and was pleasantly surprised by the amount of activity. The last couple of times have been a bit slow during the day. This time I was here…

Visited here on a couple of trips -- great classy club. Porno stars always feature on weekends -- can get really crowded and mileage is better Mon-Thurs on dances. Nude dances are a lot of fun with…

This is a good club with great looking women. It is a little stuffy and you may not get a great bang for your buck. As far as variety and good looking women,…

I visited the Hip Hugger just before noon on Thursday 16 June 2005. Had never been to Kokomo before. When I arrived there was an ideal 1:1 ratio of girls to customers (four of each).…

went about 6:00pm- 9:00 pm this place is gone way down hill. It used to be the best in vegas. The girls range from 2-5. used to be pretty good contact. now nothing. I'll probably…

Definitely an out of the way yet worthwhile bar! Went there with some friends a few weeks ago for a few beers, and ending up staying 6 hours. The key is to get a seat…

I stopped in on a Thursday night, around 10pm and the place was absolutely packed, very little seating around the main stage, most of the bar seats were taken and people were sitting at the…

Visited on a weekday afternoon after being away for a couple of months. Noticed at least 4 of my ATFs present. I took a seat just a little back from the stage…

I couldn't believe this isn't on the top 10 list, but first, let me say Hooray to the pastie bar that is one of my Favs. Management in this place is incredible. This is the first place…

The only reason for not rating the place a 10 was the price. As others have mentioned, bring the $s. Went in pretty close to opening at 4:00. So close that I was the only…

I don't know if things have gotten a bit looser here lately, but I went last Thursday afternoon and was greeted with a hand brushing across my crotch. I went into the nude room…

Of course, the rating is relative to other "bikini" bars. The place is a dive/honkey tonk style bar. The girls are friendly and appear to be having a good time with the customers,…

I visited yesterday the club for the first time in about six months. The club has gone through some remodeling. New carpet and chairs. The quality of the dancers is still…

I visited this club on a week day evening on a recent trip to Vegas. After seeing the positive reviews and not finding any action at the OG or CH2, I tried this club…

A complete disappointment. I went here on a Sunday night (recognizing that it isn't going to be prime) and I was still disappointed. After paying the cover, I waited 20 minutes to get…

Bare Assets has two stages and full bar. The girls range from 6+ to near 10's. I went on a Friday night and it was almost SRO. Very busy with lots of customers and about…

With an hour to kill I stopped in two weeks ago during the afternoon shift. Five dancers were there and all seemed friendly. Had a dance that was decent, but a little overpriced…

Solid club. On Tuesday night, there were eight girls dancing. The DJ was consistent and he had girls moving promptly to the stage. There were no long gaps between dancers. For that reason alone, I…

Ah, consistency. You look for it in your car, your computer, your job. There's something so comfortable, so warm and fuzzy about it that makes you get that warm tangy feeling in your…

Against the reviews I went to this bar just to find something worth support. Its right behind Oz, so thats tough to beat. I went in and downfall number 1, its all open. Number 2…

This club is by far the best in the area. I went for the first time last night and had the best time I have ever had at a club. The $1.00 beers are a…

nice feature entertainment -- low pressure from dancers ladies generally 5-7 a couple of 8's private dances are monitored closely

It's beena while since I've been to this club but I've had some memorable experiences here in the past. The girls here basically just dance on stage and don't really sollicit lap dances.…

The club itself is one of a kind; it's no Vegas leather-and-lace, perfume and roses kind of joint. This is bar that somewhere along the line picked up a bunch of wild and fun…

I got there really late, like after 3 a.m. The bar was open but all they were selling was o'douls at 5 bucks a pop. The girls were excellent, I got a v.i.p. room dance…

Was at PH around 2 this afternoon. Last time I was here I noted that it was more "hands off"...well its back to normal. High mileage lap dances. Had dances with 3 different dancers, All…

I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Lots of customers, but it seemed like there were only 3 dancers. At least they were very attractive. Short, slim, and in shape--one of them…

I hadn't been to CH in a couple of years, so I stopped in on a weekday night while I was in town. $25 admission fee, which I thought was pretty high. The…

I visited Mons last week and it was a phenominal experience. There must have been 25-30 girls performing. At least half were 10's. The dances on stage are all nude but clearly…

Recent months have seen a slow down in all clubs in OKC and this one is no exception. Day shift was always the better shift for eye candy and better milage. A lot of the…

Made another trip back to Ken's Wednesday night and wanted to pass along both the good and the bad news, and a little personal gripe. First off, the good news. It looks like they've really…

Classless bikini bar with a horrible stmosphere. No cover, $5/ beer. Chicks were pretty ghetto with lots of Tatoos, one gal did have some swesome pole moves while looking like a pro gymnast.…

visited on a weekday at night. At least 10 dancers ranging from 7-9, two songs on stage. Table dances at $5 per song were well worth it, one of the best bargains around.…

Was there on Wednesday and was lucky enough to arrive just as Jordan was finishing her stage dance. We went to the chair area and had a great time. She is very pleasant and enjoys…

Visited the club a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday night. There were only 4 girls working because one of the dancers was a no show. As I looked around the club I recognized…

Went to foxs last Wednesday to check out the new vip room. Lots of privacy and got some dances from some girls who took full advantage of it. great remodle and now even a better…

As a strip club veteran, this is a tough club to rate. In general, I tend to focus on the mileage factor in my reviews, with the higher mileage places doing better. If…

Went there and saw Aine, this tattooed dancer...one of the hottest there. This place seems to get better with time, as each time I go the girls are hotter.

I went to the 'downer today and had a really good time. Let me give y'all a little background. There was this girl at the club , we'll call her M, I went to the…

Visited on a Wednesday night, and there were about 10 girls there. $20 admission, $4 drinks, $10 table dances, $20 in a VIP room, $75 private booth. When I got there around 8:30…

This club is out of the way, hard to find, a local bar at a turn in the local road, but it is so worth it! The all-you-can-drink feature is a little unusual,…

This club is located in a strip center and you can miss it if you are not looking for Smiles. It is a No Alcohol-no smoking club. Entry is $5 plus $3 for…

Went to the Pony for the first time in 8 months last week on a Thursday night. The club is definitely improving. It still seems to specialize in young women in their 20's,…

well, i decided to go again, and the second trip was definately an improvement! although they still have the silly juice machine that charges 3.00 a soda and there is no alcohol, i was…

I enjoyed this club because it was not so crowed and the dancers were very nice. I had a very nice time and the gave excelently hot lap dances! The serviceat the bar…

This club rocks.....hot girls.....friendly girls....friendly and efficient service....great music and atmosphere....no pressure like some of the other clubs....Kimmy (asian girl) , and sammi are the hottest 2 there....try a lap dance wiyth these girls and…

The remodeling is finally done. What a wast of money. The tip rail is granite and the girls all complain how cold it is. However most of the ladies are very good. The standard vip…

Very nice topless club. Goog looking girls, 5 dollar table dances. Did dances with 5 different girls. Low pressure, fun club. Will visit again.

A few years ago this was Babewatch, and a few years before that it was Benny's Dollhouse. Arety is a woman who bought the club and renovated it. It doesn't even look or…

this place is in the thriving metropolitan of Medway, Ohio...cover charge is 5 dollars, except on wednesday when it is free for rest of us slobs...the place is decoratorate in early hillybilly decor..the owners…

Visited on a recent saturday night. It seemed about the same as a year ago. There were dancers to suit a variety a tastes including mine. I counted about 12 dancers but…

Bogart's it can be hit or miss. The girls hang around the regulars. Went on a Sunday only one girl approached me in an hour. Tuesdays rock. Will be a regular Tuesday…

This was an excellent adventure! On a recent trip to Houston, I was planning on going to Ricks, but found out that it sold out long ago. A friend recommended Treasures so we…

This club on its worst night is better than sitting home with your thumb up your ass. It would be in the owner's best interest to have Jessica, Korri, Kayla, and Heather work every…

Checked out babes for the first time in a long time. Not too mauch has changed. Pretty consistant talent level. Dancers at babes are usually pretty cool and looks wise pretty average mix. A old…

A low-energy night at the Jet Strip. The Jet has made some blunders over the past year. They lost some of their star dancers, they cut their songs short (which they still do for some…

Returned to Denver this month and decided to revisit PT's after a great trip last month. Unfortunately, not as good a night as the first time. Girls averaged 5-8 on the looks…

Stopped by on my way to Boston. As noted before, there are basically 2 clubs here, a topless one and a nude one. Decor of both are pretty nice, and topless side has…

I went tonight (6/15) and there were lots of girls and very crowded for a week night. There were several dancers I haven't seen there before (most of them very hot looking). This…

I got there around 3pm on tuesday. Good crowd and around 20 girls working. There is a long stage inside the bar, actually its divided in two. Anyways, girls take turns dancing,…

There are only two stages in the club. Looks like a small club. There is a VIP area upstairs and that's probably where the girls hang out, because there aren't many downstairs. Dances are $20.…

I went to the Landing Strip in Romulus, MI with a couple of buddies of mine because we heard the girls were pretty hot. We were kind of dissappointed that night and only one girl…

Went to Cheerleaders on 6-15, Had the best lap dance ever from Platinum. Gave me the rules...anything not covered is fair game. She's definitely a 10. Cheerleaders is one of my most…

I visited the club last week during the day shift. It was my first visit to a club in over a year. The stage was low, lighting was OK, the chairs were not…