Reviews

After looking through many Chicago strip club reviews, i decided club 390 was the spot i was going to break my strip club virginity at. Me and some friends got there around 1am, and as…

Southgate, MI. Tuesday night, right around midnight. Downriver as they say. Suburban area. They have a big parking lot but looked like they have a valet guy staked out in a car I was gonna…

Romulus, MI. Another stop on a Detroit run through. Right by the airport. Tuesday afternoon. I parked across the road and as I go in the guy tells me it's valet. I said I'm not…

I pulled into the parking lot from an industrial area and you are greeted right away by the mandatory valet. The valet only costs $5 and the guys parking cars were very friendly and professional.…

Inskster, MI. First in Flight Club but second time outside of Flight club last time I was here I got rejected for not having a collared shirt. It was still a dressy kind of t…

I was staying up in Round Rock for work so I thought I’d check this place out since it had been pre-COVID since my last visit. The parking lot is big and well lit. There…

Read other reviews if you want a description of the place. Nothing has changed. Here is my report from this visit. Still have 3 VIP options. $10,$20 & $50. A lot of people just go…

Ok not really at, more after, but you know get into to win it and for me in Detroit BT's won it. anyway Dearborn, MI. Really busy commercial area, seemed real safe to me. It was…

Detroit, MI. Did not have an awesome time on 8 mile road. You get here, at night like I did, valet is $8 plus tip $9. Walk in, cover $15. Mandatory one drink, ok let…

Detroit, MI. I just got some Donuts at Daily Dozen on the other side of 8 mile, some great donuts over there. Well I was nearby and thought I would check out a strip club…

Finally returned to Vegas after nearly 4 years, and went to see how COVID has changed the strip club scene. The fact that (most) clubs are no longer open 24 hrs is a big change.…

To start things off Clancy’s is located in a residential area, the surrounding area is surprisingly alright. The front of the building is a liquor store while the back and side is actually the entrance…

Stopped in around 8pm this past Saturday. Plenty of parking directly across the street. I thought that was a little odd considering it was a Saturday night, maybe too early? Anyways, walk in cigarette…

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the building is pretty…

Arrived around 10:30 PM on a rainy Friday night. Pat down and then paid $10 cover. Parking was free.. Walked into the main room and surveyed the crowd. Ordered my $5.50 lite beer. Usually 3…

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Though Night…

Got there early evening, about 6:30. No cover since it was before 7, cover is $10 after 7. Good thing because there wasn't anything worth a cover charge, lol. As you walk in, the restrooms…

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lipstick Cabaret’s…

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lady Godiva’s…

Oklahoma City, OK. Saturday night. Me and bigman headed over to the Red Dog Saloon. Honestly when you hear a name like that, especially an animal name your ready to see one fucked up joint.…

Gotcha! Na I kid I kid but you know what they way they pack in all these young kids, it's bound to happen. Inevitable. I didn't even get searched coming in, dumb dumb dumb. Anyway... Oklahoma…

Oklahoma City, OK. Just came from a Oklahoma City Dodger game I felt like hitting the strip clubs. I checked to see if Bigman226 was out there already and he was. Only dude I know…

I was in Austin for the UFC fight and got antsy. Decided to go look for trouble. Found it. This club is in the hood hood. There was a young energetic methhead who kept…

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10.…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…

I decided to check out P10 Caberet (Sugar's) this past week. I showed up around 1:30 and the place was dead. There was myself, some random older guy, and two strippers. One was eating…

Arrived at 8:45 on Saturday evening. Parking is self-parking and free, decently lit and feels decently safe. When I left at 10:30 the parking lot was completely full and someone was waiting for my…

El Paso, TX. Back in town. Damn though how the mighty have fallen. I hate to see what happened to this place. I went two nights. Friday night and saturday night. Friday night was pretty…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. Strip club journey through downtown Montreal. Just came from Chez Paree around the block. Busy downtown area. Go in, walk up stairs. They ask you french or english. ID check. Cover…

I have reviewed this club before, but quickly, it is a smallish club in an ok part of Phoenix. There is parking in the back off the street, and if you want to not park…

El Paso, TX. Friday night. Primetime but this shit was dead compared to back in the day. This place used to be packed with almost 100 girls working soem nights. Now I think maybe 10?…

El Paso, TX. Used to be Tequila Sunrise then Xcape now Buck’s. There is a lot of staff that works here at night including two armed security guards out they aren’t messing around. El Paso…

Montreal, QC. First time in Montreal. All sorts of shit going on this city on this day. A couple different big street festivals and the Grand Prix was going on. I had to check out…

After a disappointing visit to San Francisco's Crazy Horse with no lap dances at all, I returned to my Covid club in Rancho Cordova. With gas at $6/gal here the 200+ mile roundtrip cost $40+…

If you read my article on “New Rules…,” you know that after six years of being a loyal HK monger I am soured on Hong Kong and Hotel Cascadas due to their increased desire for…

Friday evening in search of some extras, got there around 7pm, $8 cover and (I think) $8 beer. There were probably around 20 dancers waiting by the entrance and two followed me to my table…

Headed to Scarlett’s on Saturday night for some fun and relaxation. Greeted by the hostess. Cover was the standard 10 bucks. Snacks and candy offered for sale at the front area. This club has been…

We haven't been here in a long time. Felt it was time to go back and see the latest batch of beauties. Man oh man are they hot. The only critique is that they were…

Made my quarterly trip to Sugar. Phoenix scene has always been hit or miss, so expectations are pretty small. I like this club on a slow hit day because of its chill atmosphere. Club has…

After my enjoyable visit to Cheerleaders, I decided to visit Delilah before wrapping up my trip. I arrived at approximately 12: 45 AM and the place was busy. The entry fee was $20.00. This was definitely…

This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't much to the…

After my disappointing visit to La Pearl/Outer Space I decided to visit Cheerleaders. First, I took an uber back to my hotel, freshened up, ate dinner and then made my way over to Cheerleaders. I…

Sometimes this past December. I was bored and wanted to take my mind off the bs of life. So I decided to go to Jr. so once I got there good thing you don’t have…

I’m currently working around the Galloway and Egg-Harbor Area and based on the recommendation of fellow mongers decided to make a visit to la pearl lounge yesterday Friday June 18th, 2022. To say that I was…

So not much to say here - I was in town for work and had not been there for years. Inside looks like any typical bar, with a small stage. There were only…

I thought I owed it to the TUSCL brotherhood to review this place since the last review was 2016. Went around 10pm on a Fri. Night. The physical layout is pleasant with a stage in…

Wednesday night. Right off 35. Shared lot with Bombshells some restaurant. I found parking in the back. Walk in cover is $10 I believe but free military. Walk in, layout is a bar at the…

Dallas, TX. Pretty much around the block from the lodge. Wednesday evening. Plenty of parking although the parking lot smells like some combination of vomit and diarrhea. Maybe somebody did those things or there's a…

Fort Worth, TX. Wednesday. Came here with PaulDrake. I thought he said "Follow me in the white van" Sure yeah. (I was like lol even I'm not a white van PL yet) Well I misheard…

Dallas, TX. Right by PT's and on the East side of Dallas going near Garland. Walk in and I believe cover was just $5 anymore would not have been worth it at all. Big parking…

Dallas, TX. Way on the East side. Big lot, shouldn't be an issue. Seems like an alright area to me. Walk in, id check and pay $20 at the front. This club is BYOB and…

Dallas, TX. Thursday night. Men's clubs are some of the best strip clubs as far physically between the building and the girls across America. It's a pretty good name. This one was definitely nice physically,…

First time reviewer, long time reader Wife and I have been doing the SC scene for a dozen or more years, and have fallen in love with the south Florida buffet of opportunities. We are here for…

Dallas, TX. Thursday. This area has a fuck ton of strip clubs in it. I went two times, once in the day and once a night because the day visit was a little slow but…

Stopped in on a Friday night in May around 8pm. I've only been to one other club in the area in Mine Hill, the experience here was much better. Most of the girls…

It had been 6 weeks since I had last visited a strip club. So I decided to meet Rod8432 and Bubba267 here on Thursday, June 17, 2022. I arrived at the club about 12:45PM. Only a…

Dallas, TX. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Not far off 35. Around a bunch of similar clubs you will see strippers walking in the area. I wonder if that's to go to work or a…

Fort Worth, TX. Wednesday. Meet up with Samiel and PaulDrake. Cover was $5 I believe but Samiel got me in for free. Sat down and then PaulDrake came through. First off who knew Samiel was…

Went in solo on Thursday evening, I had heard of its reputation for inked girls and that's kind of my thing. When I walked in, there was no cover or ID check or anything, I…

Alright so the Celtics game was a disappointment and I was heading toward Portsmouth NH anyway so I figured I’d stop in to see some naked ladies… My original intention was for Ten’s Showclub but I…

Headed into Dream Girls last Saturday at about 10pm. Club was fairly busy, complete with a Bachelorette party in attendance. It was quite a mix of a crowd. Saw some geriatric, one foot in the…

Fort Worth, TX. Tuesday night. Drove through a crazy storm to get to DFW. Most lightning I've seen in my life. This club is on the west side of the Metroplex. Plenty of parking. Walk…

Stopped in after work. This ace can be either hit or miss. Parking lot it gravel. Used to be dirt but after a good rain, would be pure mud. They expanded…

First time at Sugar's. I walk in around 10:30 AM. Wait at the lovely velvet rope until the manager notices. Takes my $20 and I sit down. Naturally I'm the only PL there. It's the…

After 2 years are so, wanted to go to a strip club and since Hustler being one of my favorites, took a 90 min trip there. Got there at midnight. It was so disappointing. Went…

Stopped by yesterday late afternoon (arrived about 5pm). I've described this club in previous reviews -- valet required with keys ($7), cover reasonable ($10?), big "landing strip" of a stage with seats along the stage…

It was maybe 9pm on a Saturday night when I made my first visit to Cheetah Pompano. Parking was plentiful. The attendant asked $2. On the inside I paid $15 cover (or maybe $20?). The…

I've been coming to Hong Kong now for 8 years and I really really like enjoying the atmosphere, the girls, the fun, the selection of girls, the turnover of girls, and the relative convenience that…

I lived in Keansburg less than 10 minutes away for like 4 years and never been to Delilah’s. It was my first ever in a strip club and I’m in my early thirties. I went…

Since the corner had the longest lapse in reviews, I'll type some words out for you. Dive bar, but OK. Neighborhood? OK. Parking? Totally wacky! Deep gravel lot that can park 2 rows of cars. BUT…

Deja vu is average and daytime dancers are hit or miss. $12 cover with fee parking. Well lite outside. Daytime visit this day to check out talent. Large open spacious parking lot. Unlimited drinks included in…

So I’m in Miami for business and was staying in the Brickell area. I love going to Pompano to visit but I really didn’t want to take an Uber or Lyft that far. Plus, I…

I had a free evening while staying at an LAX area hotel to slip down to HK. I'm not going to describe the facility except for changes: They have constructed a new wall in Chavelas,…

The club's layout is distinctive. Imagine a rectangle split in half lengthwise, forming two narrower rectangles. That sort of describes how space is allocated, one half for the lounge and stage(s), and the other half…

Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon. As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are immediately…

I went to this club on a Thursday early afternoon. It was my first time at the club so I was not sure what to expect. There was easy parking on the street at that…

Writing it for people who have pretty much given up on the SC scene in Nashville. After a disappointing trip to the Hustler Club, I decided to give Crazy Horse a chance before calling it…

Last summer I had an amazing experience at Downtown Cabaret. Work brought me back to town again, so I went back hopeful. As I wrote before, it’s one of the nicest looking clubs I’ve ever…

I went in around 3:30 on a Tuesday. The last time I was here things really picked up after 2:00, but today there were only about 3-4 customers when I walked in and maybe…

Went inside after paying 20 to enter. You'll get 2 drink tickets on entry. There were really only 3 girls working. They were Caucasian and one was already talking to another customer. I hung out the…

Baby Dolls Dallas used to be hands down my favorite strip club in the US. Great club set up, nice bartenders, lots of girls working every day of the week, lots of attractive girls.…

This was my first trip to Atlanta and Oasis was the first club I happened to go to. Arrived Tuesday night around 9pm via Uber but parking seemed plentiful. I was not charged a cover.…

Stopped in around 3 PM. Door is locked so you have to knock. I have not been in CL for 4 years and see no reason to go back. Sat at the rectangular bar and…

Stopped by after a night at TI. (That's a casino just north of Red Wing.) Interesting spot. The place was hopping. There are two rooms but easy to walk between. One with a bar, the other…

QUICK, ABOUT THE PARTY: It’s worth going to the party just to get the free pass. Twice a year, in December and in June, the Foxy has an all day party, and you pay $10…

I had been feeling like it was time for a strip club vlsit but it was on a Sunday afternoon not too many clubs open on a Sunday afternoon so I decided to visit Bogarts…

I definitely have a love/hate relationship with this place. I enjoy going here but really get frustrated with the overall club scene in Fort Wayne. This review covers multiple visits but always in…

I went to Saturday Night Live on a Saturday afternoon around 14:30. The small parking lot was almost completely full, and neighboring businesses had signs warning about towing cars that were not patronizing their businesses.…

Snooty Foxx is located in an industrial area on the east side of Colorado Springs. I visited on a Friday night at 17:30. There was a $15 cover charge at the desk inside the door.…

With a group of friends we checked out this new venue for New York’s long running Lido Lounge. Originally it was one of those underground clubs, usually co-located in a normal club. You get on…

Seattle is by reputation one of the lamest strip club scenes in the country. It’s sort of true and sort of not. It mostly depends on what a club goer wants: do you want a…

Recently moved to the area, and thought I'd check out the local scene since I don't have my old standby to go to. Reviews are lukewarm for this place, so I figured I'd shoot another…

Went for a friend's bachelor party. Overall Review: 7/10: Had a great time but definitely spent a lot of money on a drunken blurry night. Logistics: We took the free shuttle that picked us up…

I arrived around 8 PM. Cover was $10 and was told at the door that dances are $20. The layout has been described repeatedly. Smaller with 1 small stage and 2 poles. I sat at the…

Saturday was at Little Darlings. Wasn't expecting much as I had heard mixed reviews, but damn am I glad that I went. Kind of a steep cover charge of $50 for a place that doesn't…

So I’ve been to French Quarter about 4-5 times in the last 5 years. I hadn’t been in the last year. I had noticed that they were actually keeping an up to date instagram account…

I was going to write a bad review about Vivide, but figured why waste everyone’s time including my own, so I decided instead to give props to Platinum. I hit Vivide initially on a Thursday…

Been here a couple of times since my last review in April so I thought I'd give an update. Easy street parking on a quite side street. Stopped in around 10:30 pm Saturday night to…

I made my way into BT's about 10pm on a Wednesday night. I'd been to bogarts and cricket already. Bogarts was awful and cricket was ok but there were 2 large groups monopolizing…

Went there late night on Monday just before midnight. Place is easy to get to right off 81 with ample gravel parking. Door as security behind a window where you pay $20 to get buzzed…