Reviews

Club Bristol is about as laid back as you can get, out in a rural area on a county road intersection. Parking lot was big enough and no apparent safety issues in the nearby…

Was dragged here by a friend. There is a cover charge of twenty dollars but I feel like that’s a normal charge especially during the weekend. The club is pretty dimly lit but I…

Taking care of the logistics, club is located at an intersection in a non-descript area about a mile+ from the Ybor strip. Free self-parking is limited to 2 sides of the building but is ample.…

As of August 2022, they were only Thur-Sat but supposed to be temporary. Who knows how long. Visited on a Friday night. The parking lot is pretty small but they fixed the lights so it doesn't…

In town for a conference in Palo Alto and thought I’d check out some talent after hitting it pretty big at the Bay 101 Poker Room. Ok, maybe not big but had an extra $300…

Lipstick is in a moderately busy area along Harry Hines Boulevard, but has some free parking available. Entry fee for the all-day VIP access is 30 bucks; I think the regular entry is only 10.…

Old Forge, PA. In the Scranton-Wilkes Barre area. Saturday night. Drive up, plenty of parking. The building I parked in front of I would later find out was a closed down gay bar. The strip…

The general info on the club needs to be updated. Cover is now $20. There is a sign saying two drink minimum, but it was not really enforced. Also there was a no sports attire…

Lansing, MI. Tuesday night at 9. Parking in the back. They are doing construction in the main entrance so you go through the side entrance next to the bar. Full nude, no alcohol. $25 cover…

I hadn't planned to go back to the Bare and especially not on a Saturday night and ESPECIALLY not on a holiday weekend Saturday night. The last time I was there, it was just…

Wilkes-Barre, PA. Saturday night. Right across from the Wyoming Valley Mall. Big enough lot, parked. Big fat guy does the pat down. Walk in. A girl and a guy at the front. Id check. Cover…

Port Matilda, PA. Not far from Penn State University. Saturday night around 830. Drive up this spot isn't really near anything, you drive up off the road and it's just a mountain and the club…

Haven't been to Ambers in a long time. Stopped by on way back home on a Friday night. Parking lot has almost empty around 10PM. Walked in. Paid $10 entry fee.…

So to cover the club itself, Dirt parking lot but there are plenty of sneaky spots in the back to be more discreet. 2 doors to walk in, take a second and let that one…

My home away from home. I’m back on the road and it was great to get back to the Fox….err, Boardroom. I arrived around 3pm and it was sloooow. There were roughly 5 dancers and maybe…

This place was OK. $20 to park, $30, $20 to go to rhe back (to be able to get dances), so basically $70 for the basic setup. The dancers were alright. There were about 12…

Dropped by here on a Saturday night (10pm). Here were the prices: $20 for entrance $7 for water $13 for Redbull (for a dancer) $10 for some cherry drink (for a dancer) $120 for 15 mins in the Curtained VIP $180…

Stopped in early Saturday afternoon on Labor Day weekend. Its Hard to believe that the building is still pink with a more than adequate parking lot on the side. Inside, the rectangular bar…

I was in Colorado Springs and thought I might try out a club. I chose Deja Vu based on the reviews here. I arrived around 10pm and it was on the slow side. About 8…

I was in here about a week ago on a Saturday night. I arrived at about 8, paid my $20 cover, and took a seat at a table near the stage. At that time, I…

Was in San Antonio for work and had a free afternoon before a business dinner so I decided to hit this nice club. I arrived about 1:30. No cover at this time of…

This club is located in downtown Detroit. I can see parking being a problem here, I just used valet which was $16 but I was told you can park at Greektown Casino which is not…

So it was either a Friday or Saturday. we stopped by around 7 pm, looked around…. place was kinda dead. Like five girls, ten custies. Bouncer told us the number of dancers would…

I have been visiting Cheerleaders frequently for quite some time now. I’m in Philly often for work and stop in probably about once a week, but almost all of my visits are daytime (between…

Cafe Atlantis 6:45 till a bit after 7 PM Thurs 9/1/2022 With 390 reviews would think would not need a description but guess so. You enter from the big doors from the parking lot into…

Pink building right off the highway. Plenty of parking. There is one center stage. Several TV’s. Place is very basic, definitely not upscale but clean and nice enough. Music is not…

Was at a local bar watching the Pitt vs WVU game with a buddy. His wife calls just before halftime and he has to leave, nothing I would consider urgent as an excuse.…

$20 dollar entry. Parking lot packed but not that many patrons. Maybe about 10 or so. Sat down at stage on the right. Then forgot her name but plenty of tattoos and piercings sat…

Midway Invader Friday (actually Sat Morning) about 1 AM - 2 AM Unlike sometimes when I am bored and think I should have a sign "pick me" when dancers don't approach, tonight I almost had to…

Arrived on a late Saturday afternoon after leaving the airport. Parking lot was moderately full for a later afternoon visit and I took this as a sign I might be in for a rousing time.…

New Locomotion Thursday 5:30-6:30 PM 9/1/2022 Very few dancers or customers, I need to come to clubs later at night. Had my $7 diet Pepsi and as usual, took seat on the tall chairs in the…

Feel good friday was in effect, that is until I landed at the strip... Started off with valet which I expected, but door charge was 20 even though I arrived at 6:30. I asked the…

Subi's is located near the intersection of two major streets (Northline and Fort) in Southgate, MI and adjacent to a middle class neighborhood. I mention this because the club has a valet parking…

Had gotten out of work a little earlier than usual and decided to check out Delilah’s before heading home. Parking was easy enough as plenty of spots down the street. There were several doors but…

This is an above average college town strip club. Also, for a city as mono tone as Lincoln Nebraska, this club had great diversity of dancers. I arrived around 10 PM. You park around back or…

A total rip off. The cab driver will inform you of some deal, escort you to the desk, and in exchange for the cover (about $30, I think) you will be given a couple of…

Parking is at a premium in that stretch of Harry Hines Boulevard, and so the poorly-maintained gravel & mud parking area for Chicas Bonitas costs 10 bucks. A dozen more to the doorkeeper, who now…

My favorite club in Houston. I have been there countless times and have been a vip member for several years. (Vip is 1000$ one time, and good for life. Sanctuary is cool but not necessary) Almost…

I haven't been to Gary in Years. Came up to visit some old friends. I remembered this place and decided to give it a shot. It is located right on US 20. There is a…

They heard our complaints and made some changes! The main reason for this review is to review the management team working on this day. When I arrive the door guy and the bartender was outside…

Arrived at 12:45 pm on a Monday. No daytime cover, no more optical temperature check, but still have sanitizer around (useful for going home smelling like sanitizer instead of stripper). $5 bottled water from the…

Visited for the first time around 10pm, parking lot was full with a security guard keeping watch. Walked in paid $10 cover. 3 dancers were sitting near the entrance playing on their phones, but…

Hit this club hoping to find some fun. Club is stuck between a McDonalds and a Wells Fargo bank. Kind of hard to see from Thomas Road but I’ve found it’s always easier to drive…

Made my way to this place while traveling. It was a lot further south from the city of Dayton than I expected taking an additional 45 minutes after turning off I-70. The vicinity of this…

Sam's is top of my list for a locals GC. Priced right and the girls (mostly) fall right into my wheelhouse. That wheelhouse being real, attractive and between 30 and late 40's. There are a…

Never had any luck The shop is a standard adult novelty store with video booths in the back with "models" available as well Over the span of a couple of months I have visited maybe…

Got there about 10 p.m., got parted down and paid door fee ($10 I think). Walk in with an “L” shaped bar to the right. Stage is in the middle with seats around it on…

This was my first Texas club post-COVID and from what others have said I wasn't expecting much. Really just went here because it was on the way back to the hotel after dinner.…

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter.…

I haven’t been to a Deja-Vu in years and not to the kzoo vu in an even longer time. But I was nearby so I thought I’d drop in after my appointment. My last visit…

I've been here before and had a decent time. This time, not so much. There was a $20 cover and a pat down search to get in. Phone must be turned off, the guy at…

This club is a must visit every time I’m in Portland, which luckily for me has been 2x-5x a year since 2017. It’s not the only club I’ve visited in town, but is conveniently close…

Bottom Line: Excellent Club with hot girls and good mileage! This is based on two visits on a weekend night and an weeknight. Let me explain: Okay, it depends on what you like. If you…

Visiting Vegas for few days and the reviews for this place seemed most promising for a good time. Parking was free, lot was not full, entry on Las Vegas Street. Layout is fairly standard, bar…

I arrived around 1 am. Luckily, there were a few spots available in the parking but I also saw a lot of cars parked outside of the gate. the club is in an industrial zone…

I have been frequenting Desires on and off for the last 10 years or so and it has always been easily my favorite club in Providence. I have recently been going more often again so…

My ID scanned and body wand check at the door. Bar is immediately to the right with th main stage and seating area, Left ismore seating area, secondary stage, also a semi private dance room. if…

I have made a couple of stops at Shimmers since my last review of this club, which resulted in naughty booth fun with a dancer that I have gotten to know fairly well. For that…

Walked into Dreams on a Sunday night and the place was packed full of dancers. If you want to see their lineup follow them on IG. Also if you want to get in free follow…

Unfortunately, what was once my favorite place just isn't quite the same. Maybe I just happened to go on bad night my last few times, but I haven't had any memorable experiences there since before…

This review is for Henry the VIII Lounge, but at the outset I’m going to mention a little about Bogart’s, too, which might be helpful for anyone not familiar with the two. If you…

Somehow, I just made it to New Orleans for the first time in my life. I'd heard that strip clubs in the Big Easy were over priced but decided to try one anyway.…

Still a good choice, but stagnating a bit. Club still low key re: clients, with 50 percent Hispanic and 50 percent good old boy. Never seen any problems. Crowd lacks old, single white guys in…

After 3 years I found my way back to Philly and Cheerleaders on a Monday and Tuesday. The layout of the place and prices is exactly the way it was 3 years ago. Nothing…

I made a brief stop at this club early Saturday afternoon on a quick pass through town (four girls working, none to my liking) and, on my way back through town, on a Wednesday evening…

First time here and have no idea how to write an adequate review so I'm copying the format this nelly guy copied from another from his free review I read. SUMMARY: As stated above it was my…

After taking a self imposed hiatus of a few months, a few friends wanted to go out after our fantasy football draft so we decided to hit up Desires around 9pm on Friday night. I wouldn't…

Ok, so this has been the best experience at this club for me. Now they open at noon, no entry fee. Food available, but I did not get any. I will next time. …

I’ve been to lust a couple times but this visit was probably the most fun I’ve had and not in that way. I arrived around 930 on Monday night and like usual not to…

The place is fairly easy to find just slightly north of Oz on 19. The parking is well lit enough so you try to avoid the potholes which there is plenty. The cover is $10…

I rarely go to this club, because mostly the strippers who work there are not necessarily "hot", many are past their prime, and the vibe is all about tasteless "extras", which I'm not into with…

This was a couple weeks ago so I don't remember all the specifics. Went in the afternoon around 4, surprisingly a lot of customers. Roughly 3 girls for every 4 customers. I only noticed white girls…

This club offers a "Two-for-TwentyFive" lap dance special on Tuesday evenings, which has been hit-or-miss for me. Thought I'd drop an updated review. If you want to learn a little bit on how to "work" the…

After missing my connection at CLT airport as luck would have it, I ended up booking a hotel with walking distance to this club. The area seemed reasonable but I did spot some sketchy characters…

Visited the Friday before Easter. Got into town late and headed over around 11:00. Took an Uber so I don’t know what parking costs. I don’t remember the cover but whatever it…

This might be the first time I went there in the evening. In the old days I would go in the late afternoon where it was fairly lively with lots of girls. Recently…

went to the FC on a recent Thursday , the Valet guys were very prompt, i beat the 7:00pm cover and save $20 , the bouncers are very nice, the club is clean and immaculate,…

Popped in here before closing on a Friday night, it must have been close to 3. Parking isn't great in this area (meter maids are quite vigilant in weho as you may know), so you…

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…

Here is the general club details. $20 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage…

I parked in their free parking lot with a fair amount of cars. $5 cover waived as veterans are free. Smoke not as bad as usual. Ordered a $8 Bud Light.…

Haven't been back to the club for about a year, but was curious about it in light of a couple of recent reviews so I had to go back and check it out for myself.…

Went here for a bachelor party. The venue wasn't too packed so there were plenty of tables available. The bartender found my friends and I cool so she let us sit at a table without…

This was my first time to the club- arriving around 11pm, paid $10 cover, 2 dancers consistently on stage, relatively small/long building with long bar, stage, and some low tables/chairs around. I was surprised by…

So I decided to check out Vivide on a Tuesday evening. Got there round 9. Parking was free, got to the front… security guard was cool, light pat down. 10 cover charge… so I step…

Went on a Thursday night recently while staying in town. As others have said, the Bungalow next door is closed for flooding repair so I was pleasantly surprised to see a lot of dancers working…

The club is premium, stage and lighting is high-class, sound is nice surround-sound stereo, girls range from the types you may like to the types I like (i.e. anything & everything). Even when I don't…

This place is a dive. Every monger who’s ever visited Riverside knows that. It’s always been more upscale than a lolcow like, say, Pirates Cove, and has an ability to recruit top talent despite being…

Finally, after a while decided to drive out to TJ last night. Going in from LA area, the traffic seemed quite smooth without any sort of unexpected delays in reaching out to Tijuana. The border-crossing…

So my first time here. Stopped by on a Sunday late afternoon. The place is located right at the center of Bath PA. Not sure I they have their own parking…

Went to Diamond Cabaret on a Wednesday night from 9:30pm until 11:30pm. I had $150 in cash (whoa! Big spender I know, its pathetic) and I was contemplating what club will get me the…

4348 Telephone Road is real address of the club. This is a BYOB club, you must bring your own beer or hard liquor. There are mandatory $ single digit fees for mixers, cups, or snacks.…

Looks like a Motorcycle or Tiffany Lamp Dive Bar on the outside and inside. Only thing missing is the deer head on the wall inside. Untouched from the 1970s. No music, only sound is Sports…

After a decent experience at Hiliter, i decided to hit Sugars as well. Reached the club around 7:10 PM. No pat down. The lady at the counter did an ID check and a 10$ cover. (Refer…

Decided to hit Hiliters after a long time. Ubered around 4 in the evening. When i entered, there was no bouncer. the guy at the cashier's desk checked my id and let me through. No…

Now called Hi Five Club. Came 9pmish on a friday, 3 asian models all post menopause, $5 beer, no cover, no VIP rooms or play area AFAIK. White male bartender who doesn't want to be…

Arrived at Pandora's around 3:30 PM this past Monday, parking lot wasn't full but had a decent amount of cars there, but finding a space was no biggie as expected for a weekday at the…

all day happy hour: 2 for 1 on well drinks/draft beer beer is $5.50 for about a 10 ounce draft cocktails: $7.00 no daytime cover cover after 6pm is $10 ALL floor dances are $10 per song VIP DANCES: $25 per…

100% Black club, the music is rap, no cover on the day I went (maybe because it was so slow?). Really disappointed in the women. Almost all of them were large. I…

My most recent visit was in late August, late Friday afternoon, which meant I saw the afternoon dancers as well as most of the evening dancers before leaving at 8. There is a $12 cover,…