Reviews

One of the local favorites. I end up here every few weeks with some friends. You can't beat the $10 cover which includes bar food and 50cent domestic beer. Mixed drinks are $2-2.50. As for…

I like this club. It has a small stage and you can sit close for some quality stage shows. However, the last time I was there they were really pushing the couch dances.…

Went here on a Saturday night. Was very crowded. Even as a single I had to wait outside for about 5 to 10 minutes. A lot of girls. I do not…

Fairly solid club. Great atmosphere. Above average looking girls. And, usually a lot of girls to choose from. The girls could have gotten a lot more of my money if they were a little more…

Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none of…

Was on a business trip here and stopped in on a Monday late afternoon/early evening. The place was absolutley dead. There were only 3 dancers there and about 5 customers. Dances were…

I visited Barely Legal on Saturday, it was my second visit, and the club has picked up some. It was dead when I arrived, but by the time I left, about 11:00 it was fairly…

The last visit to Platinum Plus was slightly dissapointing. Arrived around 3:00pm on a Wednesday. Club was more crowded with customers than I expected, but there weren't that many dancers. I initially…

This club was great when it opened up and during the first year but it has declined. The same line up of girls and the hot girls for some reason do not stay long.…

Do not waste your money in the VIP here. You will get better couch cances on the floor. The girls all wanted to do more talking than dancing in the VIP after they…

Boy, this is a strange place. Not awful, but pretty different. Visited on a week night around 9 pm. Looks like a neighborhood tavern; pool table, smoky, furniture in sad condition, bathroom that makes…

I decided to check out Teasers on Friday March 23rd. I had found out that Teasers had reopened when I was last at NightMoves(a club about 1/2mile down the highway). The parking lot…

Great club - clean, great atmosphere and alot of high energy dances. Great quality and number of girls. On weekends the club has around thirty girls dancing. When go make sure you ask for Gia,…

Got there early (about 9:00 PM) on a Wed. night. The place was quiet, girls were not yet dancing. Got a seat at the bar, chatted with the bartender and a few girls that were…

Lowered a couple of points because the weekends there suck compared to weeknights. Came in on a Friday night to watch some naked girls and basketball. Place was packed, got dances from the only non-fugly…

Count me out of this club....love the convenience and generally can find one or two beauties to LD...recently, that has changed. Teh girls seem more interested in gathering in the back to gouge on…

Stopped by a couple days ago during hte day shift. There were plenty of dancers on the floor and was relentlessly attcked by the dollar parade...think I was down $30 before I finished my…

Vic's Place in Irvington. I would never have gone to all the trouble of finding this place if it hadn't been for the intriguing reviews of policecar, danD.dick, and makaveli. Cuz Irvington is…

Thought I'd give another short update on things at the Paradise. Been a decent amount of dancer turnover here in the last few months so some fresh faces. Most of the time a…

Dropped in on a late afternoon last week. The dancers weren't all that great, and most seem to be averse to spending time with people they didn't already know. The waitress was pretty…

Pave Paradise and put up a parking lot, that is the first thing they need to do unless you want your pants and shoes full of mud. Ok, I just had to bring that…

Took a Friday off and headed to Foxes. Was thinking about going to Ricks but heard the quality of dance has gone down there. Anyway there were abou 6 dances there nothing more…

Was out with some friends on Friday and stopped by on the way home. Girls were below average for a Friday night. Would not recommend this place at all until they decide to upgrade the

Flight Club, Inkster. This is now TUSCL's top rated club. Based on size, glitz, service, number of dancers, and friendliness/attractiveness of dancers, I have no quarrel with that. However I would not personally rate…

Visited Friday afternoon and evening and it seems like the good times have returned. Lots of great looking women to pick from and several were quite willing to go the extra distance to make…

A truely dreadful, loathsome establishment. The interior is garish and unsightly and the parking area is strewn with broken bits of spirit bottles. If you are in for a bit of sporting and frolicking then…

Clancy's in Bloomfield. My stay there was strictly G-rated. The girls were attractive enough, but none showed any interest in chatting me up. They seemed totally disconnected. Maybe I had the wrong…

I have been here a lot but did not do any reviews. Best time is early afternoon when there are few customers or on days that are slow times like Tuesday night. Hustle is a…

From what I understand, Club Skin has come quite a long way since it was Cloud 9... I visited on a slow Sunday night. Since it was slow, I had time to visit…

I paid this place a rare afternoon visit over a fortnight ago. Inside is a tall, shapely, strapping , buxom wench with long golden tresses who goes by the name of Bambi. She has large…

This club until recently has the best quality girls in the eastern part of montreal. great atmosphere,the doormans are cool(if you don't act like an ass)and the music is great security-wise no need to worry as…

Visited the club while at the basketball tournament. I figured that they would have the A team on the floor Saturday evening after the big game. Unfortunately, their A team was at best C minus.…

Visited Sat night fairly early and was very disappointed. Tthe dancers want to sit and talk with regulars rather than circulate for lappers. Also, like the caliber of dancers has declined with quite a…

I've been going here for some time but not a regular. This club has a good assortment of dancers, what ever your taste. Mileage has gone down but still had a good time.…

Visited Sat night at 8:00 and there were no dancers on stage or walking around. Was told that some had clocked in and were getting dressed. Couldn't stand sitting there staring into space,…

I stopped here on a Wednesday late afternoon a week ago. It has been a lot of years since I was in this club. The club still look basically the same as I…

Typical Orlando club - you can look, but don’t dare try to touch anything. This club probably has the best looking dancers in Orlando. Quality is generally not as good as the best…

Was not a good season in snowmobile country, and usually the quality of the girls goes up.. bad year for snow, bad year here too... this place is small bar looks nice, with stools…

First of all, I like this club. Second of all, I had a bad experience last time in. Went in on Friday around 5. Got a couple dances from some young (20'ish) asian girls and…

Visited this club recently on a Saturday night. I got to the club before 8:00 and stayed until a little after 10. When I first arrived there were a reasonable number of patrons,…

Stopped bya few times over the past few weeks. The quality of the girls is very good...however, therer seem to be only a few that are interested in LD's. Sure, you can ask…

Much improved from the last time I was there. There weren't a lot of people in there, to where the girls outnumbered the patrons about 6-4. But at least half of the six were 7s…

I went to this place on Friday night. It's been over 6 months since I was last there. It's changed a quite a bit. It's never been upscale and still isn't. It's…

I stopped by on tuesday night. I've it seems like the dancers are either trying to hustle you to go to the back room for 1/2 hour or longer or they are really in…

The HAH (home away from home) still rocks! Went in on a Saturday instead of the traditional Friday and found several favs that I haven’t seen in a while- Misti, tall enhanced brunette; Hadley,…

Big place but lots of girls. I went during the day and at night. The day shift doesn't have the good-looking girls but they are more willing to please. The night shift has high-quality…

No complaints but I wasn't "blown away" like I was a couple of times last year at DJV Lansing. Still by far the best Deja Vu I'm aware of. Fun atmosphere, Friendly…

While on a mission to visit a friends friend at the Airport strip made a stop at the Million Dollar for the first time in what seemed like ages... Was pleasantly surprised by the youth…

Last time at the Dollhouse - almost a year ago (rating 9) - I really enjoyed the place. The girls were friendly - the shooter slut was the best of the group. It's…

I stopped into Twins yesterday and had a pretty good time. All of the dancers were very old and none were really attractive but I struck a couple of really interesting conversation with a…

This is a real nice club, a little out of the way from dowtown/Galleria area. But if you are heading to or from the airport a definite must to stop by. I have…

Unfortunately the city of Albuquerque has decided that they do not want adult entertainment businesses downtown and want to zone them to specific parts of the city. As a result they have stepped up enforcement…

An expensive place for what you get. cver was $12 and the door man asked for a tip. The juice was $5.25 - of course the $0.75 doesn't come back and the waitress…

This review is from a dual visit approximately three weeks ago. Just judging from the recent reviews and my own experiences, I think "hot and cold" is the best way to descibe the current climate. My…

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for quite a while so I tried it out about a week ago on a Tuesday. Tuesday is their 2 for Tuesday when private dances are 2…

Not a great Saturday night at the Gras. At least before 9:00 there weren't enough girls for the fairly large crowd. With every seat at the bar filled, the three or four girls…

My partner in crime has a friend who is waitressing so against my better judgement we went to this club last night.... Even before we got a chance to order drinks we were set upon…

Much has written about this place. For my money, this is the best place around. Take your time and enjoy the dollar parade. It is easy to tell who will show you the most fun…

My second and third visits to the famed Playhouse validated my prior experience. This is a great club. There are drawbacks...and I would still like to see (or better yet experience) what treatment some of…

Was in El Paso for work and decided to give the Parrot a try. It's pretty far out of town, but easy enough to get to. It is next to a truck stop,…

It had been awhile since my last visit here, and it appears to have gone down hill. The dancer selection is the worst that I have seen at this club. I was there on a…

The club is nice and has pool tables. The girls are quite beautiful and very sociable. Dances start at $25 dollars and the girls are very good at giving you a great dance! Alcohol can…

Went in on a Thursday afternoon and this place was really busy. By the way, there wasn't a cover. Got in about 12:30 and there were about 20 dancers and what a variety.…

Visited Cheetahs while on a recent business trip to Atlanta. It came recommeded as one of the top clubs in town from some locals that I inquired with. Went there on Thursday night…

This place continues to have the most confusing price structure anywhere. You can by an armband for entry to the backroom as part of your admission, but you can also buy it later if you…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Another of the big clubs of Dallas. It is a bit hard to find, but once you get there, you definitely know you have found it.…

Not a strip club, but they have nude (that's right, NUDE) female bartenders from 3:00 til 9:00 everynight. The lighting isn't flattering and the women aren't especially beautiful except for Nikki, a 19-year-old beauty with…

The first time I went to Das Boot (a few years ago) I was not impressed. It was slow, the girls had bad boob jobs and really didn't "pretend to like me" very well.…

This club is in the same building where Cloud 9 used to be located. As you drive from the west, you have to go past the club and use a frontage road to go…

Visions is still the best thing going on in the area. The French Quarter is all about the tourism business and the dancers' ability to work the large crowds. No great deals and no great…

My favorite club in Providence. Definitely not a “gentleman’s club” with bright lights and fancy stage shows. Women range from 3-8, with every race and body type present. Dances high mileage, with…

Stopped in here to see what was up after bike week. Still packed, with a few out of town girls working. The songs are still only 2 minutes long :( But some of the girls…

Went there around lunch time, it always takes some time to adjust to how dark the place is. So stood around a couple minutes before finding a seat. I am always suprised…

Hear from several sources that CR had an influx of dancers from Penthouse that recently closed. Lunchtime yesterday it was completely packed, no cover and a pretty decent buffet. I don't go to clubs for…

We hadn’t been to the Caddy in about a year so things had chanced a little. We went on a Friday night about 9pm and they charged us 15 to get in. I thought that…

First time visit to the Silver City. I got to say I like Baby Dolls and even The Lodge better. Place: This is a large Texas style comfortable club with lots of…

I wasn't quite ready to go home yet during my drive home from an event at the Anaheim Hilton on a Thursday night but I wasn't necessarily wanting to drive an extra half-hour to my…

I stopped in on a Friday evening a few weeks ago to take a break from a long drive to Nashville. Gold Club is right off the highway (and right next to an adult bookstore).…

Stopped by here on a visit to San Diego based on the reviews here. I came by at 7:00 on a Thursday and was pretty disappointed in the talent at first. The ethnicity…

Paradise used to be called "Hey Rube's" and that is still painted on the back door. That's your only clue where to enter. When you enter, you're going to pass the restrooms on the left.…

Came back after several months on hiatus. Arrived at noon on a weekday...don't recommend that unless you want to get in without a cover and cheaper beverages...if you get there before the dancers get…

Cruised San Fran last week and Monday night everything was pretty dead. No regulars at Garden or HungryI and no hot lookers to be found. Went to dinner on Columbus and for $5 entry fee…

I hadn't been to this club in a couple of years. Since Platinum closed, I assumed that the Pony and Christie's would be the hot spots. I went to the Pony during the…

ok, i went in here around 10pm and there was noone there. I think there was maybe 3 dancers and by the time i order my first beer, it was down to…

I still really like this club. Although there has been some recent turnover, the girls are all very nice and very easy to talk to. Most of them are also pretty attractive. On Sundays…

I went on a Saturday night with some friends a few weeks ago. We got there around 10pm and there was a line you had to wait in just to get in. I'm…

Entered the club at 3:20pm with a hundred and twenty-six dollars and left an hour later with dirty pants, a half ounce lighter, and a wallet emptier than the bartender's head. . Two…

This is a real local dive go go bar if anything. I stopped in 1 afternoon for lunch. I found out they fired their kitchen staff and don't server lunch anymore. This place was practilly…

Went to Ybor during one of my trips to the Tampa area. I love Ybor because it's a reliable, consistent place to deliver a good tiime. Usually the girls are pretty atrractive, a…

Went back to Jimmy's to give it another try. Got dances from a dayshift dancer named Sid let me tell you it will be my last. Pretty face good body but gives the worst lapdance…

Since I like contact, this is not my kind of club. But I was in the area with time to kill, so I stopped by. The dancers are very nice looking, no…

Visited Thursday night from 9-12 pm. The club looks like a big arena when you first walk in. The private dances are in a room that has four 30 foot long benches. Management walks through…

As with a previous reviewer I found myself wanting to experience the satisfaction that only a place of this type is more likely to give you after a night at a "regular" club. I arrived fairly…

I've been coming here for years and the remodeling is nice but the rules on the lapdance couches are insane. I think this is cutting down on the number of dances guys purchase.…

If I were to describe Keepers I would have to call it a really cool bar that just happens to have strippers in it. Two bars, multiple poles and semi-attractive dancers make it a…

I'm not sure if it is my imagination, or maybe I just have not been hanging out here as often as I have in the past, but there seems to be some fresh Latin faces…

I hadn't been here in awhile. It's a small byob place. I went there right after work. There was only a hand full of dancers there. The mileage is pretty good.…

This place is great compared to most IL chicagoland clubs. There is a lot of friction (cork was popped twice) and the dances are only 20 bucks a song. There are a lot of girls.…

Any time I am in Houston, I try and get to St James. Always lots of very good looking women and the stages are well spaced and give you a great variety to choose from. The…

This club has been recently renovated, and looks top notch. There are two stages for pole dancers, and they are both quite large. The bar is centered directly between the two stages, and…