Reviews

It would take a better philosopher than me to decide whether Lamplighter is still a strip club. It certainly used to be a strip club. It has a stage with poles and a…

I am very nostalgic when it comes to this place. I have met many excellent dancers which made this my favorite club over ten years ago. It hasn't been the same in a very long…

Was going to an event and Rick's was on my way. Had some time to kill so I stopped in. Located very conveniently off the highway, parking lot was a good size and well lit.…

PM visit on a Fri afternoon. No cover before 7pm, but a mandatory $8 parkong fee, with required valet. I have never had an issue with valet. The bouncer lets you choose ypur seating, but…

I've been a twice a month regular here since The Red Raven closed. I dont live in the area. The atmosphere is typical for a PA topless bar, but the dancers climb down a spiral…

So this place seems sort of new, huge inside. Cover was something like $10, free parking. Main stage has a high pole (maybe 25') and has some tipping spots and a vip seating area…

$30 cover so almost immediately was regretting my choice to stop here on the way.About 10-12 patrons spread out. The stage has two poles with a layer of chairs close to it and another layer…

This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6 girls were there.…

Rick's / Gentlemen's club hasn't changed much under new management. The layout is the same with one big main stage, two bars, and two small side stages that are only used when it is…

Stopped by for a short visit. $12 cover and $3 cokes. The same DJ and bartender have been there forever. The girls have changed over the years, of course. A dozen…

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

Visited after reading mixed reviews from this group. It was Monday around 8pm so the place was light. Pay $10 cover charge (which includes 2 non-alcoholic drink). Overall, the gate person and bar attender (who…

All of the clubs in the city Atlanta are closed on Sunday, but the nearby clubs are open. The Fulton Industrial clubs are outside the city and open on Sunday. I arrived about 6:00 pm…

It was great! On a Saturday it had many customers but still felt relaxed with a great vibe. I walked in and was able to relax with a beer for a while. Dancers will approach…

Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before the…

This review is for 3 visits to Ricks over the summer while I was in town for work. I always went midweek around dinner time and each time I paid the cover ($20) and got…

I used to be a regular, but haven’t been in a couple years. This place used to be my go-to, always able to find a girl that was up for fun. Came in with a…

The place is right next to an adult toy themed store. I walk in and the entrance is one private hallway where you pay the cover. There is no alcohol allowed here so you are…

I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show. I been here before, albeit in the morning without the…

This review is over two visits, one one a Friday night and another on a Saturday. Both times I arrived around 7pm, and was told that I was lucky to get in just before cover…

(CLUB AD) Wasn’t Feeling It LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

Was driving up from Indianapolis on a recent Sunday and heading north and west up into Chicago. Arrived around 7 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot so that wouldn't be considered super dead…

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front, paid…

Driven past many times and decided to stop. It was late on a Thursday night, I guess about 12:30 Friday morning and I stayed till close. Parking is in a big gravel lot, as mentioned…

Came in here at the recommendation of my uber driver about Cuban girls. Walked in late around 1130. Paid my $8 cover and proceeded in. Club was fairly packed most seats taken…

Other than some better eye candy, nothing has really change since my last review. Skip to the dancers section for the “new” info. Other sections are here to check the box on review requirements. Location: about…

TL;DR: Decent experience but pricing can be unclear. The club is located at the tail end of the Broadway adult entertainment zone in the seedier part of the neighborhood. Nothing overtly dangerous, but it’s probably best…

No disrespect, but I’ve never been to a strip club where customers actually throw wads of 1s at strippers. No one sat at the stage to watch girls dance. They just occasionally walked up to…

Visited on a Saturday night, the second time since reopening after COVID. The recent review by @kindofaloser is spot on. Entered the club at 8:15 pm, got the ID scanned and paid the $5 cover…

First time at the place. Me and 4x friends wanted to see some ladies, and this was the only place open in the area. Right when we walked in we thought we made a mistake,…

I don't get out with my buddies on Friday nights very often, but we went out to see a comedy show at Wells Fargo Center a couple of weeks ago. After bidding the crew farewell,…

I stopped in for a first-time visit at Sugar’s near Hager City, Wisconsin, on a recent Sunday night. They opened at 4 pm and this was about 6. Since I live in the Minneapolis suburbs,…

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night. So much has been said about this club already but thought…

I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge was $27. This…

So I moved to Atlanta 2 years ago, I've been to Cheetah, Pink Pony and Tattletales, for the money, tattletales blows the others away. Cheetah and Pink Pony typically have better looking girls and more…

Visited Ricks a week back on a Saturday evening. It was around 8:30pm, paid the cover charge of $16 and walked in past the pool tables to the main bar. I got myself a…

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less customers…

New York, NY. Friday night in the Flatiron district. This club used to be the old VIP cabaret they redid the whole thing. I was able to find parking right out front, but if not…

This used to be my favorite club so I stopped in for the first time in a while. Free parking in the lot or on the street and there was a friendly security guard…

Romulus, MI. This happened a few weeks ago I just wanted to give it some time as to help hide any identities or whatever. LS is right by the airport. Friday night. Pull up, mandatory…

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a large,…

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet and…

I visited the GTA for work a few weeks ago, and after an evening out for a concert, decided to head to Cafe Atlantis to unwind before returning to my hotel. Being used to mostly…

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Visited Club 390 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm and stayed until around 6pm. During those three hours I had some fun. Parking lot is large, seems secure, no concerns about the area, it's kind…

I met my brother downtown and decided on padding some young women’s college/collagen funds. He said he knew someone at Sapphire so we made the required atm stop (the fee inside the club is $100)…

So... NYC strip clubs. Some other review said "NYC strip clubs are garbage don't go there." Kinda accurate. First and only SC I've been to in NYC, on a night when I got blueballed by…

Was in town for the weekend for an event and decided to give this place I had heard so much about a shot. Down the road from a QT where I was able to pull…

I was in Florida and tried out a couple of clubs. See my review of The Body Club. I arrived on a Friday around 5pm. It is a little surreal to drive past the Miami…

One of the nicer strip clubs in Tulsa. Clean, pretty friendly staff & good music most days. The restrooms could be better, they are always out of toilet paper. Drinks are pretty steep in price.…

Arrived shortly after 6pm opening and stayed for a few hours midweek. Girls trickled in steadily from 6pm onward until 8 girls were in rotation. Mix of old/young, thin/heavy, while/Latina/black. Half of…

It was around 2:00 P.M. and I was in the area. I parked on the side, tipped the doorman $2, went inside to the bathroom on the right, and made my way to the back…

Came by this place on a Wednesday in the evening around 5:30pm just to check it out. There were 3 girls dancing, one bartender and maybe one other customer besides myself. The place is not…

TL;DR: There’s naked women to look at, but that’s it. There are only two choices in the city. Both are owned by the same people, so very similar experience here, and the Discotheque Lounge. The…

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE San Diego, CA. Right across the street from MCAS Miramar where they filmed a lot of Top Gun back in 1985. Pretty full parking lot, but a lot of that is from a bar called…

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. Came in, parking lot is one of those one way aisle lots. I found one spot right at the end. Walk in, to a bunch a strippers greeting you on…

Came in from out of town and had not been in a club in quite a while so I figured to hit up the only club in ATL mentioned in a Motley Crue song. There…

So i had read the reviews and went in fully aware that Allen county sucks for the monger type. Upon arriving around 9 it was pretty dead. maybe two girls working and as…

Lemon Grove, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just east of San Diego. Club is under a freeway. Parking in the back it was tight but found a couple spots. Walk in, younger hispanic male, pat…

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter the…

One of my first post-Covid trips and decided to visit my favorite clubs in Denver. Arrived on a weekday shortly after 11pm. Cover was the same. Got a water with my drink ticket (no…

So, this is my first time hitting any club since April/May. I just returned from Mexico and living there for 6 months, escorting reigns supreme over clubbing. 100 bucks for a top quality girl for…

I've been to this place a few times in recent months after making trips to sample the Bridgeport action. HO's is convenient b/c it's just a few miles off I-95. But that's about…

I was in Houston for work and wanted to try a new club. I was staying by the Galleria. I came here and found The Colorado. When I pulled up they have a huge Vegas…

This place is near the intersection of I76 and I80 on Ohio 46. There are a lot of truck facilities in the area as well as on this drive. The building is in a strip…

I arrived around 11pm on a recent Tuesday night. This was my first post Covid visit to the Rhino. Cover charge was approximately $43.50 or some similar asinine amount. Why don’t they just…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 4. Large parking lot in front. When I walked in to the club there were two dancers, two patrons and a bartender. The bar is…

My last review wasn't very flattering, however since I travel thru Amarillo once or twice a month, I've had another opportunity to visit, and this trip was much better. For those who don't wish to read…

Phoenix, AZ. Right by the airport. Plenty of parking. I believe this place is new, it’s looks it, very nice club. Walk in cover is $15 I believe but free military. Hottest girl in this…

Phoenix, AZ. Not far from BS and HL. Park in the back. Club has a purple light around it. Usually a universal sign for a black club but no not here. Walk in cover was…

Phoenix, AZ. Alright noon more like 3 but I won’t let that get in the way of a title. Just note I came here the night around 1230. They told me as I entered they…

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in…

Saturday afternoon I found myself with a little free time to go play. It was a toss up between Clancys or the Post, decided I’ve seen most of the girls at the Post and wanted…

It's been years since I graced the doorway of this establishment. Had read the reviews on here and another site and decided it was time to check this club out again. I walked in and…

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

A popular Playboy cover model states “Play time is over! F*CK IT! Your cock is going to explode with this set” on her OnlyFans for photos and a video. Shortie44 -Too Explicit. It was not…

This is a review spanning Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The bar is located right off of route 130. Not far from the Pennsylvania and New Jersey turnpikes. The club is pink on the outside. There is…

A quick review of a quick visit Sunday was not entirely disappointed but not as happy as I would have liked. Got there around 4:00 to see a parking lot with 20 cars, my hopes…

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to go to this place for a while now because of all the shill reviews I saw on the last few months and wanted to check out the place on…

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

Nothing has changed about the layout of HiLiters recently. Walk in - no cover in the early afternoon. They've scanned our ID the last couple times. Rudy's Grill to the right (always decent chicken fingers…

I had not been in Toronto since Trudeau closed the border to us Americans, so I decided to check out the clubs while I was in town. Since I saw good review posted…

So I've been stopping by Crazy Girls on occasion and this place has replaced HL as my go to. First, it's closer and second, it's fun! Physical Description: Atrium as you walk in has a…

Ok. First time in Philly and visiting this club. The club looks nice from the outside and plenty of parking. Walked in after paying $20 door fee and was pleasantly surprise how nice it looked…

Wow! What a shithole this place has turned into over the years. This place was opened by Treasures as a beautiful gentleman's club and over the years it has turned into a filthy…

Gated driveway on a corner in an industrial area with an entrance only on passyunk. There is a more noticeable a entrance on the right it leads to a standard adult novelty store with(mostly) gay…

This is just a general review, not a specific visit. I usually visit weekday afternoons so no cover charge, but if you go on Saturday night there's likely to be a cover charge (not sure if…

Daytime visit so paid my $15 entrance and got a quick pat down. My eyes needed to adjust but found a seat on a couch. The square stage is in the center of the room…

PLACE: Clean spot, nice music, good lighting, variety of customers, dj did a good job of keeping the place moving. PEOPLE: Dancers were decent, most were 6-8, a 9 every now and then. probably around…

First time back here since precovid. Couldn't really get out enough to visit until this weekend and went to a favorite haunt of mine. Parking is still the same, I always find it on the…

All the reviews of the place are extremely accurate in previous posts. I arrived today which was a Tuesday around 4pm. I have been to Burbon St 2 other times previously. I am fairly new…

I’ve read reviews here and this place always looked interesting, but I was never close enough to visit. I had the fortune (or misfortune) to be in Erie on a rainy Tuesday night so I…

Hadn't been here in a couple of months. Lately it's been hit or miss with the type of women here on any given evening that float my boat. We all know the basic layout----Big rectangular stage…

Vacationing on St. Pete Beach with frequent trips to Treasure Island and John's Pass, everyone knows the location of Mermaids. It's often used when people give directions, "turn left at Mermaids". But most…

Haven't been to Night Moves since they moved locations during COVID, but the overall "feel" of the new location is similar to the old location. The new location feels a bit smaller, but it may…

Had some time to kill on a Thursday afternoon and decided to check this place out. There was ample parking in the lot when I arrived about 2pm. Upon entering I was quickly greeted by…