Reviews

I had not been into TMC Dallas in quite some time and decided to drop in to see what has changed and how the talent was. This has always been a beautiful club and…

I been to Paradizio 2x before. 1st time I arrived there around 10pm. It's $5 before 10pm and $10 after 10pm. They have a parking lot but it's can only fit like 5 cars. Street parking…

Parked in street...normally adequate free parking within a block of club, unless it's super busy. Upon entry, gave BYOB items to bartender (usually Ashley the owner), who is a long-time dancer both here and elsewhere,…

Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10, waived…

Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot, curvy…

I stopped in on a Thursday night after a less then spectacular visit to DD down the road. It is not a very big looking place, just off 19 south of Oz and DD. It…

West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it wasn't…

Returning to north Jersey from Atlantic City, I decided to make a western road swing to drop in at Big Pink. It was a long ride and I was beat after a long weekend. Big…

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

Was in Denver for a small-group bachelor party. Wasn't really anticipating going to any strip clubs on the trip, but happened catch a glimpse of La Boheme on the way out of a nearby bar…

First time visiting a club in Dallas. Very impressed with this club. No question the largest club I've ever been in. Very convenient location off a freeway in Dallas and has a large parking lot…

In town for a morning business meeting. Had a few hours to kill before returning to the airport. Stopped by around 1 pm or so. Nice big parking lot. Felt like…

Cafe Atlantis is a staple when traveling out if yyz. Place has a huge central stage with a stadium style setup with seating on the floor near the stage and an elevated platform with seating…

Haven’t been to Beemers since COVID. Environment and atmosphere hasn’t change and fun. Wrap around bar in front of several stages. Only one in use as it was a slow Wednesday evening. They don’t open…

20 US entry fee It was very slow only about 10 or so customers and maybe 10 dancers. The dancers were a mixed bag, some a bit heavy but 3 were attractive. Had a lap dance…

Literally across the street from my hotel. Arrived around 8:00. $20 cover mandatory coat check. Two bouncers checking ID’s cover collected around the corner. Host showed us to our seats because of…

I noticed from following the Paradise IG there were some new dancers so I thought I’d stop by during their Wednesday specials to check it out. The layout is the same with a square stage…

Went on a Thursday to see some latinas Francesca and graziella Both very curvy Ordered a beer with the barmaid prices are reasonable I think $5 I saw my friend francesca I have seen her in the past…

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was just…

Had my first visit to Midway Invader in December 2022. I am an out-of-towner and my go to place is Cafe Atlantis but I thought I would try something new. Like most strip clubs it…

Went by here a couple Saturdays ago in the afternoon It was a little early my plan was to go early and do a vip with this hot little dominican Perla I have seen her there…

Ok! So I haven't reviewed this club for a while. This has become my club to go mostly on the account of the ladies. Last time I went there was on the 23rd of January.…

I visited this place twice during the last week of December during the afternoon. It’s been a month but I think it was a Wednesday and Thursday. As has been mentioned the place…

First time I’ve been to Lace in about 5 years. A girl that worked here was a good friend and we stopped talking for some reason. Anyway, I pulled in around 9. I…

Went alone after midnight. Place was clean, a little dark. Music was good, not too loud. Lots of beautiful girls. I prefer skinnier chicks, and there were a good number of them there. All the…

I stopped while driving home to Cleveland from Michigan. It was a little after 11pm on a Monday night, two dancers maybe a couple other patrons. I chatted with one of the dancers asked about…

I read here on TUSCL that Dollies was back in business, so on a Sunday mid-afternoon I walked in. The lights were all on, and no music was playing, and no dancers were evident...so I…

I guess you could say this is my local club and I have been here probably about 20 times over 2 years. There is an annual membership of $10, but that eliminates cover charges…

Went to check this place out my last night in San Juan. got there 10:15 and cover was 20. I took an Uber there, I didn’t see a parking lot. When…

Pretty rare for me to hit up Pandoras on a Saturday. But the stars aligned, and the opportunity presented itself. Walked in the club early afternoon. The layout hasn’t changed. One main stage in a fairly…

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

For several years, I frequented the Jet Strip but only in the afternoon. My work took me into that area and they had a killer daytime lineup of ladies who stayed around a while.…

Overall it’s not a good experience for me today on Wednesday. I was there at 10:15PM by their limo. Cover is $44 for 2 drinks. I did get limo back to hotel and on the…

Was visiting Pittsburgh and decided to give it a try. Had little trouble with parking, but found one right in front of the club. Club had good vibe and had 2 stage and both of…

It's been a year or more since my last visit to 5th Avenue, and there are some very good and a couple not-so-good updates to report. It's mostly good, so let's get the bad out…

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon after a business meeting in the area. Been here before so I knew what to expect. Parking lot is decent sized, shared with a few shops. There’s a deserted…

Arrived around 3:45 right before the cover went up. I spent $15 to get in and declined the vip. Their immediate parking lot was full, but the one across the street was empty and free.…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Surprisingly not bad for being in the god forsaken wasteland of Maine. Eye candy is virtually nonexistent in this state thanks to a sparse population and its lack of diversity. You can go…

I happened to be in town and decided to make a stop at Pantheion. I've been here a few other times before in the afternoon. I arrived at about 3:30 thinking there was no cover…

O the pink palace. I no longer live in the state so no longer have an easy excuse to stop on by. And that is a shame because Playhouse is easy. Easy and safe parking.…

This place runs the gamut of girls. A couple of white a couple of Latina a couple of Asian and all varying in looks. One girl had her own private room set up in…

ATM by the door. Vip is next to it but closed. Rectangular bar/stage with 2 poles. Approximately 20 chairs around a rectangular bar. 3 lap dance booths in back. More light above than preferred.…

My continuation of Mich Ave club visits, the sister site to Henrys. I parked in the free fenced lot and paid my $5 cover to the guy who waved me in. Layout is more traditional than…

Was down in Fort Lauderdale for a work meeting on Monday and decided to go out Sunday night. Tried to go to Twin Peaks for the playoff game and it was on a wait so…

It’s been a while since I came here and actually sat down for beer/s, otherwise in the past it’s mostly been brushing in/out of here. But, this time around, I actually ended up staying for…

I can recall when I first visited this place. It was shortly after it opened, and shortly after it was cleaned last. The place is not fancy. The good points include a large horseshoe bar,…

Decided to take a random visit on a Thursday night (around midnight/1:00am) since I knew a girl working here from social media. Didn't know what to expect, but the venue is fairly small in my…

Envy is a dive bar that technically has dancers. But you rarely see any stage dancing. Plus, most girls don't wear the required pasties, so they never take off their tops when they do. This…

Mixed feelings. Had a promo for free cover and wanted to give it a shot. Wasn’t sure what to expect. When I arrived.. my free cover wasn’t honored.. so that was a bit strange and…

Only had $90 on hand, but thought I'd check it out after class one day. Paid the cover (don't remember it) and bought two waters (at the time there was a 2 drink minimum). It's…

Made a recent Friday trip here after getting freed up from work. I used the OneGC app to get $10 off admission so entrance was $5 with a $6 dollar drink. I had dropped in…

This place is technically a After hour, we got there at about 1230am(their open til 6am), there's 2 levels. The downstairs has 1 long bench against a wall for LDs. Then there's a bar on…

First time visiting this club and I can see the appeal. To start off, this is a strip club, but it is classified as a go go dancers bar. This mean they do not have…

In from out of town and hit BDD about 2 in the afternoon on a Thursday. Huge parking lot with zero issues finding a spot even though the lot had a lot of cars.…

Was working in Green Bay for a couple days and decided to take a trip to Exotica as I hadn’t been there for a year. Verified their days and hours and drove the 45 minutes…

Once again, had some time to kill because of my day off. I decided to stop in at the carnival. Since the last time I was there, I saw that they’ve made a new changes…

On a visit to Fort Lauderdale, I decided to visit this place. Have been to Diamond Dolls in Clearwater FL. Figured this one would be similar. Won't go into too much detail about the club…

This place hasn't changed since my last review except the accent lighting is all red instead of blue. Free parking, no scan ID, pat down, and I talked to a manager and I mentioned…

My first Criket visit this month was on a Saturday afternoon. The lot when I pulled in showed many more cars than the head count inside reflected. Left my coat in the car as they…

I'll preface this review by saying I'm pretty new to the scene. I don't go to strip clubs that often. I've just started going, and I have been to DV twice, then to GCC for…

My last update of this place was over a month ago and since then I’ve been a few more times. Two out of the five times I experienced dances with girls I haven’t taken to…

Only custy at 11pm Sat. $25 entry. Tall very friendly enhanced Latina was great until she changed me for an extra dance. They park staff cars in the lot along the highway so it…

Have not heard too many good things about Orlando clubs nor have I had any good experiences. I visited The Palace for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. This is a small club with…

Prelude: As a general rule, Chicago clubs are overpriced and don't deliver as much as other areas of the Country. Having said that, I have found Club 390 to be relatively decent and my…

So it has been a few years since I have been to this place and didn't know if it would have survived Covid and what not. Anyways... the front of the place is a "sports" bar…

After a bad day of work I decided to stop in for some attitude improvement. There’s no cover in the afternoon. The place is huge, but was pretty empty when I arrived. About ten guys…

Save two observed in the club. I drove to the border crossing on a Sunday with the expectation that I would walk around for a bit, look in the club, see that it was dead…

I went to Le Pigale at 19:25 on a Thursday night. When you enter the building, you head downstairs to where there is a mandatory coat check and a desk to pay for admission. The…

Basics: - $5 cover - $7 drinks - Spent $47 - Saw maybe 3 dancers and 3 other patrons Not sure how busy the road is, but there's a small lot right in front of the building. Inside it looks…

I went to Club 77 on a Tuesday night at 22:45 and a Thursday night at 00:45. There was no cover charge on Tuesday, and a $7 cover charge on Thursday. Sincweisers in bottles were…

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is…

I was in town for a conference and had narrowed down my visit to here or hi-liter. Could only come late night on a Tuesday, arrived about 11pm and stayed till nearly close. Unfortunately it…

***Reposting this review with more details, per suggestions from reviewers and Founder.*** Took a break on Sunday afternoon and visited Candi's Cabaret. It's fairly sized strip club that's conveniently located off I-85 exit 39 in…

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon. The Brass is located on 19 next to Shake Shack. The lot has plenty of parking. You walk in the front door, a bar is immediately on the…

It had been a while since I had darkened the doors of a Jax club. Can't believe it's been a month since any PL posted a review. But here goes. Hit Sins late Saturday night. First,…

Arrived before noon last Friday. Only a couple of dancers were on the floor at this time, so I chilled out with my $6 Modelo and watched as a few more dancers trickled in. My first…

Mario's is a bit of a staple for me when I travel, and this trip reinforced that decision. The place can vary wildly depending on day and time, but the late afternoon vibe is…

I’ve been here a few times to kill just kill some time. Mostly during the day but this review is for a boxing match on a Saturday night. Got here during the prelims, parking lot…

So I think a lot of folks get scared away from wax when they see Bikini Bar or here that the girls don't get naked. If you the kind of guy who doesn't get table…

As other have discussed, goodguys is located in a relatively upscale area of DC. There is a Wholefood next door. There are 3 stages and the bar is on the left when you enter. You…

The last review was three years ago, and recent Facebook posts seem to imply some improvements or new dancers, so I gave Club Coyote a try on a Friday night when in Carbondale. I was…

Had a few hours to kill prior to flight and decided to stop in here for the first time. Easy location right off the west side of the interstate. $5 cover and walked…

Got mixed reviews so I thought I'd check it out for myself. TLDR: YMMV depending on girl. I had a good time, but not as much as TT or Vivid. So I'm not going to…

I'm in Vegas for a few days, so I did my research and settled on Treasures as The Club to go to. I started out by calling to request the Limo pick up from the hotel.…

I hadn’t been there in 3 years because of covid. I used to go there once or twice a year when I took a 3 hour drive to visit cousins nearby. So I…

This place is on a short jug-handle road just off rt 45 near the Warren-Lordstown boarder. It has been around a long time and the building looks like it, but they are putting effort…

I was in Omaha and there just aren't many options for strip clubs in the area. I did a little research and all recommendations pointed to crossing the border to visit the Playhouse. First…

This review covers two days last week, the last day being Thursday. I'm skipping the layout because it's the same as last time. The renovations appear to be complete (they probably have been…

It is unfortunate that SoCo's is closed and there are not a lot of options in the Quad Cities anymore. Used to love hanging out in Davenport in the past, but not that…

Arrived to a pretty full lot with the yearly potholes reappearing. The number of cars and customers inside didnt match up. Parking is free. Stale smell of cigarettes and smoke hit you…

I hadn’t been in a strip club since late 2019. I used to go monthly but, Covid and budgetary reasons kept me away for awhile. Anyway, I had some time off for the holidays and…

So you walk into the club and there’s a main stage dropped below the floor. There’s a smaller stage that isn’t used that night. Maybe 5 guys and 5 girls. Beer was 3.75. $3 entry…

Parked on the street in a residential area. No biggie - there’s not a ton going on here. Dropped in for an afternoon to see what the talent is like. I know going in that…

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on your right. Stage…

Tuesday afternoon after a long break I was in the area so I visited. I used to go there frequently but couldn't recognize any of the girls. A few hot girls sitting with their regulars…

First strip club experience. Went there on a cab and had to pay 30 for a cover charge which is waived off if you use there website and don’t use a cab. Plus not minimum…

Went on a Wednesday night and it was a bit different from the Latina Dominican train that normally rolls through here. It's a typical NJ bikini bar with a big bar in the middle and…