Reviews

Went in after meeting and playing with a couple I know, and was just looking to finish off the evening with a little bit more, the ladies are better looking here at night but they…

Stopped this past Thursday night. More dancers than I ever remember seeing here before, looked like 12 or more based on scanning the small room. Most unfortunately were not of the highest quality (these seem…

$15 cover, BYOB. When I went in at 8:30 on a Thurs. night there were only 5 patrons and maybe 6 dancers (granted it was before the July 4 weekend). More customers came…

Was taken to the Penthouse on advice of the Taxi...he said this was the best, but he was soon proven wrong. Paid the $30 to get it-the cabbie better hope I never stumble across…

My original plan was to hit the Playhouse on July 4th after the Phillies game. To my suprise, the Playhouse was closed! Oh well, on to Plan B. I fired up the GPS and typed…

I don't normally go to this club as many of them are hustlers. The free steak dinner on Saturdays is awesome. This time I went on a Saturday to have the free dinner…

Compared to Houston clubs this place sucked and was inferior in every way. One way contact and definetely not worth my money for these expensive dances. Only one dancer was what I would…

Been a while since I visited Million $$ Saloon. As you have predicted, it is no smoking. And it is no fun without smoking. The place was fairly busy for a Wednesday. Looks like recession has…

WOW. Would of rather gone and played with a gumball machine for a couple hours. This place is a joke. A. It is pretty much in a barn... it is TINY B.…

I like Elliott's. The girls are the main reason. No gross freakish fake boobs. Most of them are cute and petite. Not to say that there aren't an occasional fatty, because…

Happened to be in town passing through on a Friday night so I stopped in. About 20 dancers on shift for about 20 customers at about 10:30 or 11:00 pm. I didn't seem…

Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review. Usually these reviews…

Small club, but with girls that work hard for the money. Very consumer-friendly. They may have had a hiring spree over the past couple weeks, so the dancers have gotten better. There isn't much to…

The only club worth visiting in the area. Very friendly staff. Laid back atmosphere. No alcohol. $15-20 membership fee. $5 cover. Pool tables and nice sound system. There…

Went in on a Tuesday, one other customer, 4 dancers that I saw. The girl that took the cover (10$) was the hottest one there, wish she was dancing lol. The…

Bogarts is typical of Don Hamilton's clubs. It isn't the Ritz, but that isn't why we go to strip clubs, is it? Bar service is usually fast, the shot girls aren't annoying and…

Nice Saturday night visit. One downside was a dancer who said she would stop by never showed but there are plenty of other options. I found the night shift dancers to be just a notch…

Club is south of Rosarito about 3 miles. $5 cover. Very smoky, a little too loud. One small stage. Girls tend to sit at the bar by themselves. Moderately pushy…

Hi guys, I think this club doesn't get enough recognition. Went there on a Saturday night and had a great time. Girls there are hot and lots to choose from. The club itself is…

Nice enough club. The lights are pretty low on stage, but you can see what you came for. I got there on Friday about 9:45 and stayed til 1:30. When I first…

Visited Jan of 2009 evening around 8PM. We asked the cab and took us to this club. There was already couple guest inside. But not full of seat capacity. As we sat down some girls came by and…

While I was out for my Fourth of July pre-party errands, I decided to pop into the Doll House on an uncommonly beautiful sunny day. I had expected, due to the holiday, the weather,…

This is the worst club in the entire world. The girls are ass ugly, the club is nasty, They should pay you to stay there. I gave my $5 cover fee and immediately…

It had been a while since I had been to YS, so thought a visit was in order. Dancers were decent, 2-3 very hot dancers, 5-6 mediocre, and a couple I wouldn't touch no…

Recent late Thu. night visit: The big change since my last review is the remodelling job that removed the pool table outside the VIP room, and added 2 long lapdance rows in new area. Besides…

I was in for the first time in several months and got dances from Princess and Desire. I thought they were busier than I have seen during the day during my visits over the…

Wow. This place was deserted on a Monday nite. No cover to get it. Literally no one but my girlfriend and I in the upstairs "steak house" (food was nothing to brag about)…

I had visited Sugar's 3 other times at night but this was my first time being there for lunch. They didn't disappoint. I had the 2.99 Steak and Fries special and it was great. They…

I went to this club a little while ago. There were 3 dancers working that night. It was a Thursday. The dancers were all average looking. There was no cover charge, private…

This is a review of another kind. It’s a time machine. I just had to click on the Pussycat Lounge link in the NYC section because I recognized the name but (I can’t believe) I…

After traveling to Tulsa for a business trip of two days, I decided to spend my second night somewhere other than with the client. Thought being the client would be better. Went to Night Trips,…

Had heard tons about Tootsie's Cabaret and man, the stories are true. Hot women everywhere. Unbelievably hot. The cover was free because it was before 8:00 p.m. The club is massive and…

got to the club at around 12, not too crowded but that's to be expected on a thursday night, i guess. the dancers are great looking, if a bit pushy when it comes to…

I was in Toronto doing some technical evaluations on a large equipment purchase. After dinner, the vendor took a couple of us over to this club, which agreeably was within stumbling distance of our…

The quality of the dancers really is all over the map here. A few are great, some are girls next door, a few over weight girls and a smattering of skinny druggie looking girls.…

My brother and I visited here while on vacation. Trisha Uptown was featuring who I have known for years. She was nice enough to get our admission comped. It had been years…

This place is now called Eros Lounge. This is a small club. It is in downtown Detroit, several blocks from the casino. They have a cover charge but you can get a free…

I have been telling my dancer friends if they are in Myrtle Beach to visit Fantails. Not to work there but to scare their asses into getting an education. There were some really…

I visited the club on a Sunday, which was great because only $5 cover. The club feel is nice, nothing too fancy. The stage floor is in the center of the club, there…

Surprised to see so many dancers on a Monday afternoon. Decent crowd. All of the dancers were goo looking. Wendy, who dances or danced at the Ball Park was dancing. She was…

5 dancers working. All of them on the older side. Best looking one, and most personable, was Honey. She remiinds me of Honey that worked at Cheeks and Hott Spot, but she…

6 dancers working. 5 young dancers and 1 who was a little older. All were very hot. Sonia was working as the bar tender. She is really cute with great tits, and…

Stopped in Babes for the first time in over a year on Thursday night. I was surprised at the size of the crowd that was there. There were probably thirty guy's, ten civilian…

For out-of-town people, don't let the club's proximity to the convention center and other DC sites fool you - enter this neighborhood at your own risk. The drinks are cheap which is a good thing…

Went here for a fiends bachelor party. It wasn't too crowded and we had most of the seats along the second stage. Pretty nice place with 3 stages. Not too thrilled about…

I arrived around 11 pm. The cover around $8 and you have to pay a $5 parking fee. Inside, the place is well lit with a main stage up front and a round…

First time ever at the PH and was not dissapointed. In and out in 45 minutes with a sticky mess. I was so amazed I don't even remeber the girls names. Except for the dollar…

Certainly one of the best values for the money among area clubs, $10 cover which includes free beer all night. The setup of the club is slightly awkward--the oblong stages are a bit of…

Situated well on Dixie drive, this has an attractive sign. Wanted to see how good it is. Big open dance area and a pool table on the side. No entry fee.…

Pretty decent bar, relatively clean. Good looking girls but no real stunners. Went on a weekday afternoon and there were a handful of people and a couple of dancers. Beers wern't too…

Not a huge place, but very nice and a good amount of excellent talent. Large rectangular bar with 2 part stage in the center, plus there were a few tables around 2 sides of…

Terrific as always - had tremendous dances from Casey. Many of the girls were very busy (Olivia in particular) but as always at Brad's there are plenty of beautiful women to enjoy. Lee…

Work ended earlier than I expected so I decided to have a few drinks and stare at some beautiful naked ladies. I arrived in the mid-afternoon and stayed until the early evening so I…

Stopped by earlier this week when I was heading home from work. Saw the usual hotties but have to agree with a previous post that it is time for some new young blood…

Went in Sunday afternoon, looking to have a relaxed time. No cover b4 7pm. Dancer is performing in a high-raised stage which is kind of distant, and hard to tip. Was approached by a nice…

Seamless is an upscale gentleman's club. Despite my rather low ratings of this establishment, there's a lot of good about this place. On the weekends at the least, there are a plethora of…

They required a $10 cover charge to get into the club, and a required drink purchase at $6 a drink (no alcohol). The first dancer on stage was gorgeous and made me want to…

I would think Bmt would be easier than Houston to find gals that will play OTC but this club has been a dry well the times I have fished there. There were a number…

The dances in this club are over priced at $25. The dancers will try to lead you on that they might do OTC in order to get more dances. Don't fall for it.…

Well, I made it back to check the club out a little later than right at opening. I got there around 4:30 on the Friday of a holday weekend. Pickins were slim...…

This was the shortest visit I have EVER had at a strip club. At 5:00 in the afternoon, on a Friday there was exactly one dancer one the floor... none on stage. Seriously.…

I jokingly call this my best bargain in strip clubs. I can go in here with $100s taped to my forehead and leave without getting a dance... or attention from the dancers. And…

Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m. The marquee outside says "Party is Here" and boy was that true tonight. I was there about 15 minutes when a waitress and dancer got into a shouting and…

This is probably not the best night to go to a strp club but we where there because of a convention in San Diego, ate in La Jolla and decided to stop by the club.…

Me and group of friends went here last weekend. On the whole, the girls looked alright. The majority fell within the 5 -6 range. There was none above a 7. On…

The high mileage days at TNT may be over - at least for a while. Last Saturday night, LE stopped by for a look/see. Caught a couple of dancers standing too close to the customer,…

I'vbe been hitting Bugsy's fairly regularly lately. It's a good change of pace from some of my Cleveland spots. Business is slow but that doesn't bother me much. If you are a regular the…

WEKing pretty much summed this place up--so this is meant to echo his comments, not necessarily to add anything new. It's a classy place, but it's too dark to see anything of value. And…

Paid only $5 for cover on a Saturday evening by using the club's VIP Pass. We could not get the same deal for a couple of our buddies who were not present at the time,…

I went to the Mast Club tonight in Green River. Arrived around 9pm. It's just off the exit down towards town, right on the main street. It's in an old building, kind…

Stopped in here just as they were opening. Only two girls, but both hot. Tall blonde and a short brunette. Not much new to say, but the others are right: a…

What the others have said is basically true. you pay 50 for the room and about 100 for a hand job, 50 more for a blow job. not that you are paying for…

This club use to be Hollywood East? I decided to visit the supposely new and improve Bliss Show Girls. The girl quality is average, but the good thing is they dont hound you on the…

The purpose of this place is for the customer to jack to a pretty girl. The girls know it and the customers know it. I listed "unknown" for the day and time of the…

Have to tell you that I agree with previous poster about Kahoots--kind of a hidden gem, mostly because of how hot almost every girl here is. Normally you go to a club and there are…

Two different VIP prices here. One option is 4 songs for $160. If a 2 for 1 or a 3 for 1 special Is announce in between while doing these 4 sets of $160 in the…

I went to see Kassandra as I have had dances with her before but she wasn't there, so here are my thoughts on some of the dancers I did enjoy: Vixen: She sat and made small…

I have had many good memories here at this club. I had a free pass for their 10-year VIP anniversary party last Thursday night & the club WAS PACKED!!!! I bet most also had the…

Have been to the Hustler Club on multiple occasions now and always have a good time. As with any gentlemen's club, expect to spend money on drinks and dances. The private dance booth…

1. How much is the cover? $0 before 6:00 $10 6PM to 9PM $15 after 9PM. 2. Is there a drink minimum? How much are drinks? Yes. I believe its a two drink minimum, but since I usually end up…

I visited here 5-6 times in the last couple of weeks Mondays-Fridays between noon and 5. There is no cover and a free lunch buffet from 11-2. The food was decent but not…

Was there the other day and they auditioned a fantastic looking blonde. Not some skinny assed blond but a shapely, very busty platinum blonde. They hired her and I think she will be…

I went their around 6 and still paid the day cover of 5 bucks and was greeted by a cute latina. Contrary to what the other reviewers wrote they don't serve alcohol so I settled…

been going on and off for 27 yrs........smelly and raunchy. if you are in the mood for nasty dancers, and reasonably priced drinks, then this is the place for you.....by the way, the flavor…

$10 cover gets you two sodas. Small stage, small rectangle bar. Two decent lap dance rooms, semi-private. Dancers mostly 7 range. Tai and Cali were the best I saw. Everything but thong available for lappers.…

I have been to this club before and had an ok time. Not much has changed. The prices are ok the cover is low and the girls are ok. Not a lot of hotties imho…

I stopped by here with a buddy around 9pm on a Thursday night. There wernt a ton of girls working, maybe 8 or so total and not many patrons at all. The quality of girls…

Stopped by here with a buddy around 7pm or so on a Wednesday evening. There was no cover charge before 7pm so we lucked out. Beers were only 2 for $5 so that was definitely…

This was probably my best visit to Really Windy's. I met a new girl and darned if I can remember her name. I promised her a good review and I'm sorry I forgot her name.…

Stopped in for my first visit to Centerfold with a friend. Although the club is on the small side, it is very nice inside; clean and well appointed. The dancers were on par…

Stopped in for a couple before heading home after a long Monday. The place was almost dead. Very few patrons and a small number of girls. Pretty much expected on a Monday.…

The Club was undergoing a renveation when i was there. it is still mostly the same on inside they just changed the chairs the tables around. Added a wall of armless chairs for…

I stopped by this club about 8:00 PM on a Monday evening. This type of club is just not my kind of place. The decor is nice, the club is large, but it just doesn't…

Come for free lunch; stay for the women. There's no cover 11-1, and a free lunch daily from 11-2. The place is clean, upscale and well-lit. The food, while filling, is not particularly outstanding,…

Usual collection of very attractive dancers. Almost no porkers or barkers in the bunch. Music not too loud, hustle factor not too bad, cocktail service fairly prompt. It's a nice place. A couple of dancers I've…

I made a quick visit to Players on my way through NJ to CT. It was short because the lights were on in the LD area. This place is hit or miss, mostly…

Went to Kahoots for the very first time today. Average at best. Only 1 dancer working at a time on stage. Was offered a private dance...for $30.00. Said I'll get her in a little bit…

Typical jamaican club, a group of dancers goes onstage for about half an hour then are relieved by another set. Mostly 5 and 6s though there are a couple 7-8s(great bodies but not very…

Worth a visit if you are new to The jamaican strip club scene. not too organized and the girls are not aggressive unless you approach them, then if you are a foreigner epecially, they may…

Came back here after a few months. Everything looks the same as before, but the quality of the dancers are not as good this time around. The dancers are pushing for VIP room…