Reviews

DD Manville is the old Frank's Chicken House building that's been there forever. It's pretty easy to get there off of 287, if you're coming from the north your GPS will take you down…

After a less than stellar week of work, I needed a little bit of relaxing time and no better place than the local boob bar to satisfy the itch. Arrived a little after 1:00pm on a…

OTB is a decent club in terms of the layout, personnel (nice bartenders), and level of activity - it's rarely crazy busy so is pretty relaxed. The tip walk is irritating and in my…

I had a pretty relaxed agenda on Valentine’s Day. Late morning, I got a text asking me if I was coming to the club today. I hadn’t planned to, but I had free time and…

So I finally found some time to visit this place on a Wednesday Aftrenoon around 5PM. Located in a residential neighborhood. Corner build with a small patio I guess you can say in the front.…

Found myself on the westside of the state and decided to head to Kzoo to check this place out. Parking lot was large with no valet. Cover was 10 and domestic beer was…

This review is my visit to the Vue nearly a year ago. I remember many details of the club and its prices though. I visited the Vue in the afternoon when the parking lot was…

Purple square building in industrial area. A bit seedy but I've never felt unsafe. Plenty of parking. No cover before 7 PM. Rectangle bar with stage surrounded by bar. 2 poles.…

You get hit with $10.00 Vallet before you enter the club. The door bouncer stated seating would be at the bar which was on the far right side of the bar next to the Dj…

Hadn't been to Stateline in about 5 or 6 years, probably wont be back anytime soon. I figured going in on a Saturday night would mean the varsity lineup would be gracing the stage. If…

Bridgeton, NJ. Saturday night after midnight. Way down in south jersey. Almost out in the boonies. The only thing next to, behind, across the street from this club is the sticks. Walk in, two bouncers…

Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around. Multiple…

This is my local spot. It's just a 15 min drive away from home. I've been having a pretty rough time at work since November and this week was the worst. The new owner made…

Pink building, lots of parking, nestled between the Dollar Store and Dollar General. If you're driving too fast on 130, you'll miss it and have to turn around. Long rectangular bar that takes up most…

I'll spare you a detailed description of the interior, but it's a U-shaped or horseshoe shaped bar, with a stage at one end and the bathrooms/dressing rooms at the other end. I'd expected a…

I have been frequenting Mario’s for a few years now as I think it provides the best bang for the buck outside of Providence, though ymmv. It is located right outside of Worcester and about…

For $50 you can get a topless dance with good mileage. A few of these dancers were gorgeous, but most were just average or slightly above average. I visited the big Sacramento club earlier…

While scrolling through my phone on a Saturday afternoon, I found myself needing some “me” time. I decided to make the trek across the water to Pandora’s. Upon entering I handed the person at…

Had 90 minutes on a Friday between work and meeting up with friends. Easy access of I-91. Lot seemed well lit though I got a spot close to door. $10 cover. Bar right there…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on Wednesday at 1pm. The club was half packed with many open seats when I arrived. The club has four 4 stages but one is a small stage and it is…

I made a recent Saturday afternoon visit to Bandaids. I arrived mid-afternoon, sometime around 2-3:00. Plenty of parking available in their oddly shaped little parking lot. No daytime cover charge here, no…

I visited on a Friday night at around 9:30pm, as the club opens at 8:00. It's located right on a main tourist square and very easy to find. You enter the club through a tunnel…

I got to this club around 3:30 on Friday, after the security check with the pat down and nut check I went in and got a beer. The place was packed. I have…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I've been to the Vu pre-covid and after, usually going over every other month or so. Overall the main vibe works for me. Not high pressure, but I'm generally willing to tip for the time…

I've described criket many times and it never changes. They are on a main road, easy to find and in a decent part of town. This is not Detroit, it's a nearby suburb, and criket…

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Went on a Friday afternoon for an specific dancer. Everyone knows the set up so I won’t Jo into that. Stage in the center, dj booth on the left as you come in. Couches and…

Its was fairly late on a Sunday so my expectations were limited. I arrived around 11 and the atmosphere was subdued however there were 4-5 pretty hot women and 6-7 others in the dance rotation.…

I visited Cheetah on Friday noon. The club has four stages and two different private dance rooms. I ordered water for $4.50 and got the free lunch with it. The women were mostly good looking. I…

This place has been described many times before. Ample parking though might have to park at the far back of the side lot when it's busy. No cover. Seating is only around the stage so…

I read alot of posts mostly talking about extras and things like that, So I'll break it down for some if not most of you. The girls have a system and rules. If it's your…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club was…

This was my third visit since reopening. Exterior remind same. Entrance through kitchen door. No cover during day. 5 bucks for nonalcoholic drink. Vanessa was bartending. Rectangular bar with stage in middle and two poles. Dancers…

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

I went on a super Tuesday because they have a very good deal of $5 for lapdance on first and third tuesday of the month besides what you pay for lapdance to the girl you also…

Was off on Fri and haven't been down here in a minute so figured I'd stop by for a bit. $20 at the door since there weren't any deals on their IG (usually aren't on…

I've been to this place 8 times over the past 6 months so I'll leave my general impressions here in case anyone cares. Parking, cover, drinks, etc: $16 valet but you can park at the casino…

(Full disclosure: this used to be my favorite club, so Scrubby should have his "shill review" rubber stamp ready.) Inflation, I used to think, was a problem for other people. I'm on a diet; my…

Look in my eyes, what did I see? The Kilt of Personality!! - In Living Colour (referenced) More about this later. Hadn’t been here in a few months. It’s a hit or miss place with…

I was in Tempe around AZ Mills on Wednesday night and I had the night free so I decided to stop by Christie’s. I’ve passed by it many times driving on Baseline. It’s right off…

I arrived at Chicas on Thursday evening at 7:30 PM and was immediately greeted with a vibrant atmosphere filled with the energy of the Latin music playing in the background. The entrance fee was $15,…

I'll keep this short, but not sweet. This is kinda an annual review of this spot for all of '22. As several recent reviews have pointed out, this spot has really hit the…

Visiting Atlanta for work and had time to kill before my flight. Went in Friday about 2:30pm and stayed to about 5pm. There were more cars in the lot than I expected, but…

Arrived 1:15 on Valentine’s Day’s Parking lot had had 8-10 cars. Nice paved lot very safe. Large bushes to give some privacy. Large glass doors and to the left was a cutie…

I've been to Bazooka's many times, and it's a different club in the day than night. At night, it's a pretty typical club. The girls are overall good looking and there will be…

Stopped into The Dollhouse on Friday to take advantage of their 4-8 pm happy hour prices. Free admission, half price domestic beer ($3.75) & wine, half price well drinks and VIP rooms were supposed to…

Very disappointed. The club is on a side street in a residential area. It has been there for several decades. Street parking is simple and the area is safe. You pay between a $15…

Went in on Superbowl Sunday. Big screen was up over the stage to show the game so no girls were dancing during the game. Pulled in, gave keys to the valet [mandatory]. It's an $8 valet,…

Arrived Thursday afternoon around 230pm after playing hooky at work and gladded I stopped in. Valeted my car for $10 as I don’t care about giving up keys. You can also park on the street…

Went to Subi’s again after a few months hiatus. This is a safe area of Southgate, I do usually use valet though. I described the club in a previous review but to summarize, as you…

We went on a drink special night. Her drink was only $3, my soda was $6. Seemed hella backwards. Dancers can sometimes be standoffish to couples, so we're used to getting largely ignored, unless we…

Sad to say that Covid closed this one down. Hopefully, it will open back up.

I arrived at the Criket at about 3:20 PM, finding the parking lot about half full. It's a fenced-in lot, seems very secure, and there is no valet. I entered the club and for $3…

I get through the area every 6 months or so and always stop in. Parking still awkward after climbing a steep drive and gravel at the top. I arrived around 7:30 with a guy…

Admission after 7 is $10, though I used a "get into jail free" card that I got at the Christmas party. Friendly girl at the door, offered change. There's a cup of mints and a…

Went to D-Spot on a Saturday afternoon, This is not your typical Strip Club, I’m not sure that the owner has ever been to a strip club in Houston. I know…

Its been a little over 6 months since I have reviewed my local club I remember I was talking a lot about the so called $40 dance movement going on, if you want to call…

Hadn't been to Flight Club in sometime as it is the high-priced club in the club community. Had a little bit of time and decided to check it out again. Usually visit clubs…

First time visiting this club. After viewing some of the reviews in TUSCL, I decided to give this one a go; since I was already in ATL for business. The visit: I was here on a…

Been here many times, set up has not changed since last reviews. There is no cover before 6:00 pm $10 after 6:00 pm unless it's a special event then it's usually more. The club…

The problem here is the girls. Not that some aren't pretty. Plenty are. Not that some aren't willing. Plenty are. Not even the price actually. For many, it's not bad. The problem is most girls…

ROB Alert - Charlie (from Portland) I've been to this club a few times. If you haven't, it's a small club with a single stage in the corner, semi-private lap dance area in the back and…

Left Rick's and around the corner on Iberville to the Penthouse Club. $12 bucks to enter. The PH has a large multi-level main room with two stages, two bar areas on the main floor. A large…

In NOLA for Mardi Gras and of course I would be remiss if I did not wander into some of the many clubs in the French Quarter area. We all know NOLA is a pretty…

SUMMARY: I did a VIP with a new girl named Serrena, and I think it was on a night shift, but I don’t remember when. She’s really thin, small breasted, but a very, very…

I am submitting this review as a public service. I went to the flight club on a Saturday afternoon to splurge a little, as it is generally more expensive for everything than the other clubs…

Ok how do I describe this place? I believe I reviewed it once before about 3 years ago so that is the place to look for a detailed description. First of all if…

Visited on a Monday eve after the Super Bowl around 6:15 was probably between shifts so surprised to see at least 10 plus dancers and the same amount of customer As soon as I walked…

Went a few times on Saturday nights, show up usually around 10pm and always end up staying until 4am closing. Parking is safe and plentiful right along the building or in a large well lit…

I visited the Wild Orchid on a Wednesday night shortly after opening, around 8:00pm. My last visit was on a Friday night so I wanted to come in on a slower night of the week…

Arrived around 1:30 on a Friday afternoon. Cover charge is normally $10, but there was only one dancer, so they waived the fee. Beers were 5, a water was 4. They appear to have a…

After my disappointing few minutes at Deja Vu I got to Pandora's around 1:00 AM. Paid the $20 for cover+drink and a waitress asked for my order. I got a club soda and tipped her…

Had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon so I stopped in just as they opened the doors; wasn’t intentional just happened to be in the area. Cover was $10 and you get two…

I was driving down Lake City Way thinking I'd go to Pandora's but it was already after midnight so I thought I'd save a few minutes and go to Deja Vu instead. I was only…

Came here on a whim last Thursday afternoon after a meeting I had in Pacoima. I live in Porter Ranch so this is one of the clubs closest to my house, but I stopped going…

It had been several years since I have been to this club, when it was Platinum Dolls. Overall, the place has gone way down hill over the years. Starting off, pulled into a well…

Now, the Hole used to be my stomping grounds. Visions of Monroe, and Stephanie, and Isis, and Thai, and Penelope still roll around in my head. At its peak, the 19th Hole was…

Visited SC for the first time in about a year. Body shots (maybe 5 miles away) same night - I’ll post up review there as well. Club is in a retail/strip mall right off US 1…

Seriously, not going to do the “describe the place” for somewhere that has 2,870 reviews. It’s safe, it’s clean, it's pink, parking’s easy and free. Wraparound bar with stage in the center. You don’t need…

They have 90s prices for 30 min - but all the clothes stay on - still fun though. It’s a tiny, awkwardly small club. A quarter the size of the average club that could seat…

Some thick, sensual Latinas, but also some sad, overweight 2s and 3s. When you win, you really win. Like rap star girlfriend hot. I found that unlike in LA, Hollywood, SF, SJ, LV - these…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon because of the IG lineup. Emma, Ashley and Kitty are all nice choices. I was hoping to meet the elusive Kitty and this time was not disappointed.…

Monday madness! Yes, there is still a $200 for 30 in the Bay Area! Gawd, I’d be dead without it. So many tech workers throwing $1000 like it was just a pint of beer. We…

Candy’s is interesting… Been there a few times. Every time I’ve gone my experience has been different. Club itself: ok decor. Very small. No real privacy but fairly comfortable Bathroom…🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮. Grossest thing ever!!!!!! Drinks: decent! They…

I visited Pandoras from about 2-4:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There were about 15 cars in the parking lot and roughly that many people inside either dancing or working. It was not crowded…

Visited the night after the Super Bowl, so I didn't expect the place to be hopping. I had a good time, got a private dance from a very attractive dancer who was attentive, made…

The general overview as required: walk in through the doors to pay the $5 cover and walk through a metal detector and into the bar. Circular bar with the stage in the center with 2…

Was staying at Sonesta and discovered this club only a block away. Visited on Sunday night (after the Super Bowl), arrived about 11p. The place was nice looking and clean, large space with a huge…

We went here twice, once in the day and once at night. Parking is $2 if you park further away, but if you park by the cones, I think it's $5. Area looks…

I stopped in my old stomping Hole on Thursday night around 7:45pm because the past few times I had come back here (used to be my go to club a few times a month before…

I went to Bottoms Up Club on a Friday night at 21:00. The club looks like an old machine shop. There was very limited parking around the building. As the night went on, customers were…

After uneventful visits to Lookers and Vixens, I wondered if the talent might have migrated to Allure. The parking lot was packed, with only one spot available for me to pull into. The…

I found myself in the area with an hour to kill and hadn't been here for over a year. So I stopped for a beer and to see if anything has changed. Short…

Club is elegant even tho the exterior is a strip mall. Parking lot is bright and seems safe, entrance is plush and staff was curtias. No patdown, just a magic wand. Inside…

So after having dinner with some friends down in Morristown I decided to check out the fringe lounge. The parking lot was totally full and said F this and headed closer to home. I thought…

Not worth the midweek afternoon visit. The "talent" was absolutely awful. Arrived not too long after the 4:00pm opening. Three customers, three girls working. Got the talk from the one employee when you arrive: No phones,…

Long overdue post.... (six months) I and my co-worker showed up at the club around 10 PM on a Thursday night, As RickDugan has mentioned, the club has gone totally urban, all of the dancers, DJ's,…