Reviews

This excursion was my first visit to TSJ in a couple of months. $12 Lunch Special which this monday (4/17/23) was cooked to order catfish, pork chops, with the option of a $25 8oz Filet…

A big square building by a busy road. Plenty of parking in the back, where the entrance is. Upon entering, I usually hand the cashier a $20 and expect change. The good…

Was here a bit back, the place is in a safe part of town and I would have walked there from my hotel if it was a but warmer out. was $10 cover charge to…

First trip to L&L as I was visiting from out of town. Interesting location as it’s right in the middle of a fairly busy street. Almost no parking in front of the club but…

Ruby's is a very convenient club to visit if you are driving through Connecticut on I95. It's located less than a mile off the highway on a fairly business street. While some parts of Bridgeport…

Went to Body shop on Thursday night around 930-1000. Facility appears to have been a garage of some sort in past. However appears owners spent alot of money converting space on shop floor to…

Lazy Saturday late afternoon visit to Henry's. Reached there around 5:00 to the spacious parking lot that was reasonably filled. $5 cover at the entrance and took a seat around the pole on the left…

Stopped in the big pink building on a Monday night. Large parking lot with zero problems finding a parking spot. It's a BYOB club and no hard liquor allowed. $10 fee to the barmaid…

General club details; $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale Tuesday afternoon shortly after they opened. The place is pretty big, having one main stage and two bars. The front bar is called the Cheetah which helps you…

Binghamton, NY. Friday night. On way to Syracuse. Around like 8ish. Seems like an alright area to me. Plenty of parking, club is on a strip mall. Walk in, to the bar, a guy comes…

Attended with my gf. We used valet and each paid a $20 cover charge to enter. Club was pretty nice, clean, furniture in good shape. We headed to the bar and exchanged larger bills for…

A free afternoon meant I had some time to drop in to the Bloomfield go go bar. Parking in residential neighborhood, walk in and there’s a large square bar. Lots of Eastern European dancers. A…

Decided to drop by Kittens on Sunday shortly after opening at 11am. I should have probably waited a bit because the parking lot seemed pretty empty with only a half dozen cars. I…

It been a while since I been in this club. It use to be called vision. Well, here is my review of this new change. The parking lot is still been upgraded. Price that…

Night shift cover is $20 to enter, no drink requirement like Synn, and not a lot of girls show up until after 10:00pm depending on the day of the week. A good sign of how…

Arrived around 9pm with 2 buddies of mine. We wanted to stop here first before we hit up an all nude club. We were celebrating my buddy finally divorcing his cunt of a wife. Parking…

Seemed like a good idea to get out of the rain and let the storm pass and see some talent. I think the cover was $5 and a domestic beer with tip was $7.…

BNA is an Adult movie theater and video/Toy store, a very obvious beige color single story building located on route 73 in Berlin. It is conspicuously sandwiched between a busy Asian Buffet restaurant and a…

Arrived around 5:30 on Monday. Club is in an old house; downstairs is a large bar. Main stage is behind the bar with two side stages by the entrance. Side stages were vacant while I…

I was visiting Vegas for work and decided to stop by Palomino - I was there before maybe about a year ago, I remember I had a good time so decided to try it again. It's…

We went to Bomboa. It was walking distance from our hotel. We were going to just check it out for a minute or two, and then go to Scandolla. But we never made it to…

The environment has been well-covered by others, including myself just last week. So hopefully someone won't flag me. (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and fairly clean men's room) non-smoking $15…

Went to Scandolla on a Tuesday. We went every night. Scandolla is a 5 star brothel. When you get there, they wand you and do a light pat down. All the security wear…

Was passing through the Detroit area for work and decided to stop by Flight Club based on prior reviews. Got there around midnight after a work event on a Monday night. Mandatory valet…

Came in to audition in the afternoon, was hired on the spot without getting on stage or showing my body ( Red flag #1) -- Then the weird manager Nick (Russian Guy) has me sign…

Popped in blaze last Saturday around 2pm. Standard pat down and talk from the big weird security guy. He reminds me of Jerome from snowfall. Walked in and immediately noticed all the good seating was…

Due to frequent mentions by hiphop podcasters, Booby Trap seems to be enjoying a spike in popularity amongst 30-40 African-American demographic. It used to cater almost exclusively to the blue collar Latin crowd, but…

This review is from a Saturday evening a couple months back when I was in Dallas for business. I've been to baby dolls before and this was probably the best time I've ever had there.…

Went to Flight Club last Friday and got there around 1 p.m. There was no cover fee, mandatory valet for $8, didn’t bring a coat so don’t know about coat check and took a seat…

Cheetah Pompano has a large parking lot which can fill up just from the after work crowd, as it had this evening. I wound up parking pretty far back. The doormen seemed to be…

Diamond Dolls can be a bit tough to get into. It looks like the only entry is a left turn just before a stoplight at a fairly busy intersection. The parking lot was…

I pulled into Solid Gold around 5 PM. The were more cars in the parking lot than I had seen during my last visits which I took as a good sign. The club…

Clifton Park, NY. Right by Saratoga Raceway with all the horse racing stuff. I'm told around summer time is big for this club. Just either way came from Nite Moves, after midnight here still good…

Went last Wed evening. Parking was easy, right in front of club. Walked in, there were about 5 dancers on the left by the high top tables and a few sitting at various…

I went to Nitro on a recent Saturday night with my wife. We arrived around 9 pm and paid around $25 in total cover, I don't remember the exact number. This was my…

Having checked out another club in the area Friday night, I decided to hit Molly Browns on Saturday night. It was less than a ten minute drive from my crummy motel room.…

Dropped in here in a cold night trying to find some fun. Should have read reviews before I went. There was one (1) girl working the whole time I was there. No one ever went on…

Second daytime visit to V and is overall an enjoyable experience. If you are reading this and have never been to V, three things are 100% true: 1. This place is uncommonly bright for…

Starting with the most important- Yes, you may score extras. I can't tell you how open a lot of the girls are to it, I always wait for them to offer, and only one did (priced…

Latham, NY. Friday night, just came from Shenanigans. Plenty of parking. I gotta admit place looks pretty dinky from the outside but inside is much better. Walk in, guy at the front sitting behing the…

Albany, NY. Friday night. Central ave seems like a decent area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Got here around 930pm and I was the only customer and dancers just started filing out. So getting…

First time ever going to a gogo bar on a tuesday night as I'm very new to the scene. I had read some reviews before going in and wanted to see if they true…

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in, bathroom…

I was feeling like getting some loving from some Spanish honeys. It did not dissapoint. Was in town visiting family, had not been to a strip club in OKC and heard some…

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond Dolls:…

The Van Nuys sister club has been closed for a while, and I thought this club suffered the same fate. I happened to drive by on Wednesday night and the door was open and lights…

It was my friends and I’s first time visiting Rachel’s. This an upscale club, there were A TON of really hot chicks of all flavors. It has a club-like atmosphere and there are…

Visited on Thursday around 10 pm. Called a limo service for a pick up at the hotel, the driver arrived in about 30 min, very friendly. Calling limo waived the entrance cover. Place was nice…

Tale of Two Titty Clubs: At first, every girl on stage was fat or ugly, usually both. Enough ass opening to do a colonoscopy. Kind of lifeless, no real dancing or even anything seductive on…

So I’ve been to carnival before and was looking to have a quick stop in on my way to Philly. There’s some rather large updates going on at the building. New lit up…

First of all, Delaware is the last place on earth you should be expecting to go to a strip club for. But here I was, so I decided to give this “bikini lounge” a visit.…

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just a…

There a lot of girls there all Black with a few Hispanic. Very loud gangsta music. No one spoke to me and I had to go up to the bar if I wanted a drink.…

So I think for dc it’s not bad value. Depends on the dancer but can get more than you would think if you spend. If your just going to watch football or whatever with somewhat…

I stopped in here Friday around 11pm. It was somewhat busy with about 10-12 girls working. The girls were anywhere from fugly to average. I didn't see any diamonds in the rough tonight but occasionally…

Arrived at 11pm, to a mandatory $10 valet. Parking lot was pretty full at this point. I had been to another club earlier in the day with good mileage so this was a marathon club…

I came to Bare Assets on a Sunday evening when invited by an old friend. I haven't visited this club in about 5 years. The demographic has definitely changed. When I visited years ago, it…

Went on a Monday Evening after work, the location is convenient for getting onto and off the highway, parking was easy on the slow night. Bouncer was cool, didn't give a hard time or charge…

I'd read that this place scanned your driver's license for admission. That can't be right, I figure. Well, that's right. The grown-up, not too bouncer-ey guy in a decent suit at the door says "Gotta scan your…

Had a flight to Pittsburgh shortly after so i thought i would stop by for a bit since there is no daytime cover and cheap beer bucket. When i got there there were at first…

Found myself in Des Moines again and Beach Girls is the closest club to the airport. I had been here before and had a pretty good time so decided to return. Club is just a…

I had given up on Oasis. The last handful of times that I went in, were a complete and total waste of time. This time it was even worse. My flight…

I visited Synn in North Hills on a Thursday night around 11:30pm. I've been to this club about 5 times before and it's always a bit hit or miss. Same thing tonight. The parking lot was…

I love my infrequent work trips through Jersey. I fill up with cheap gas, can hit a dispensary, find booze that my state doesn’t have, and there is the playhouse. Bright pink building; you can’t…

So just to preface this, it was my first time ever going to a strip club and though it was an amazing there are definitely something’s I would have liked to have known before hand…

One month ago I have been almost all the week in this club in the evening. It is definitely my favorite club in Washington area. The cover is 20$. And you have to find where to park…

Tried twice, couldn't give my money away here! Complete waste of time. Fuglytown! Had good memories of COI clubs from years ago, but this time, nothing to see in this town, which they've sort of renamed. (The…

Wife and I visited here last night and turnt tf up! As soon as we walked in we were greeted by security who searched us thoroughly, which i liked. The latino front door lady was…

I went on a Thursday in the afternoon arriving around 4pm and don't recall any cover at that time. The club itself was nice for a smaller town and a rural / industrial setting, long…

It’s been three years since anyone has reviewed this club , and I was the last reviewer , not much has changed since that time, only some of the faces . I arrived around 9:30,…

Elliott's is open but they often have no dancers. I last reviewed here 6 months ago and it appears as if no one else has been there and wanted to review it since then, I…

I went there to the landing strip Friday night with boys. $7 valet, $20 cover, and $25 to go into the vip. There was probably 15 dancers there. I tipped and talked to couple before…

I visited this place on Saturday after being bored while doing my taxes :) Realized I am getting some money back and decided to treat myself with some beautiful women. First up - you have…

So, decided to check out the Den. Nothing remarkable but neither am I. Paid the $15 cover ($25 later in the evening) got my bottle of Poland Spring entered and grabbed a…

Went on a Friday afternoon. The early shift was just leaving so there were less women. The best time to go is the 12-4 time period as the selection is best. The club is dark…

I went to Spearmint Rhino on a Wednesday night mostly due to the fact that this club is open until 3AM on weekdays and it was already past midnight. I was greeted by the bouncer…

Stopped by Dixies last Friday night. Got there around 11:45 and it was packed. My ID was checked, paid the $10 fee, activated the metal detector, and was patted down. It was very crowded with…

While on my way home from a boring night in CT, I stopped by Jr's due to it's close proximity to 95. There was no parking available in the lot, so I parked across the…

Visited on an early Saturday evening from 6pm to 9 pm. Place was very nice physically but was pretty dead. About 18 customers and 6 girls working. Main problem was the girls put no effort…

went to this block bar about a month ago. It was a Thursday afternoon. Usually what I do is peak into to each club, then make a decision which one I will sit down…

I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it has been underwhelming.…

Stopped in around 11:00 PM, paid the cover for VIP ($30 IIRC) and made my way to the bar. I wasn't drinking so ordered a sodawater w/ lime. Touch pricy but you expect…

Went at about midnight on a Saturday. Parking simple and feels secure, easy to locate. You go in, pay the $15 cover, and walk through the curtains to access the main floor. From there is…

First time here on a Sat afternoon. Decent neighborhood with plenty of parking available and a fairly discreet entrance that's not facing the main road. It was pretty dark inside with a long rectangular bar…

It's seen better times. Apparently the hours are quite different and on many nights they close way before 10 depending on crowd, this can even happen on the weekends. I stopped because it actually looked…

Had two hours to kill in Fairbanks so I decided to check this place out. Location is behind a shopping plaza. Safe looking area, but if Fairbanks had any bad sections I certainly didn’t see…

PLACE: Solid Gold. Free parking with tons of light. Valet is offered but, not sure for how much. I arrived before 7 so there was no cover. Inside the club is nice with 2…

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

The environment has been well-covered by others, including me, so I’ll be brief. $15 cover includes a drink, and interior is incredibly dark when you come in off the street. Plenty of simple chairs around…

A very rare occurrence, but I have an early Saturday evening free to go to a club. 10 years ago I would have just spent a couple lovely hours at Zachary's, but that's closed so…

So I admit it ... I have clubbed 2-3 times over the last 6 months and just not written a review. Honestly, I don't enjoy the smoke and overall scene much anymore.…

Decided to show up on a Friday night out of curiosity. Cover was $35. The music was loud, making it difficult to talk to anyone. Lighting was pretty dim. There was a decent amount of open…

Location: Right at the Smithton exit off the interstate, behind the big Flying J. Easy enough to get to, but just far away from where I live. For me the commute gets harder and harder…

Thursday’s weekly special is $350 for a half-hour private room session, for anyone who isn’t aware. (Usual price is $450/half hour while Mondays is $200.) I think this means the ladies are getting a bit…

Quality of girls vary. 1st visit there were like 18 girls working, proceeding visits the numbers have been smaller than that (roughly 6-14 average). Apparently late at night there are upward of 30 girls. Small…

Quick Review: Prices: $10 cover. $10 lap dance, $95 x 3 songs, $200 x 30 min, $350 x 1 hour, $6-10 per drink (the club signage demands patrons have a drink at all times) Dancers: 5-8s, 90%…

So this was my first ever strip club visit solo and I went about 2 months ago. Because of that I do not have a lot of context, but hopefully my perspective as a true…

Plenty of parking in the rear. Area is fenced in very well and seemed secure. Now my visit was during the afternoon. It's right beside a busy truck stop so lots of folks around…

Arrived at 3:30 on a Saturday afternoon and could not wait to get out of the car, after fighting the typically bad traffic. Parking lot was only 70% full or so, which I was very…