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Reviews

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published 4 mos ago
Monday day shift
reviewed by
Ltldrag750

6.3

Drive in on my day off. Lot is half empty. FREEE for parking. The cover is free when I arrive 2:30. The lodge was dead so decide to try my luck here . There are…

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published 4 mos ago
Good enough to finish the job
reviewed by
fatdan99

5.3

New Stuff:
I stopped by on a Monday just before 5:00. Reading some other reviews, maybe there is some confusion between the dancer section and the porn arcade.…

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published 4 mos ago
More Venezuelans than Caracas!
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.0

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening.

After…

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published 4 mos ago
Mediocre club, low pressure, pretty good dances
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.3

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

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published 4 mos ago
Not Worth the Hearing Loss
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.0

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

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published 4 mos ago
Nice club, pushy dancers, tame dances
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.3

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

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published 4 mos ago
It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg
reviewed by
ColdButGravy

5.0

Was out exploring on an extended lunch break. Decided to give the east side a drive. This is essentially a bikini strip club. For the fine girls it makes no difference- they are wearing dental…

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published 4 mos ago
Saturday afternoon @ Johnny A, crazy $ parade
reviewed by
alex777

6.3

Place:
The place is at Paterson, which is not a typical 'safe' place. However, the club seems away from crowded areas so it seems pretty safe for me. I drove there, and there is a very…

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published 4 mos ago
Great Time!
reviewed by
Yeager206

6.7

I’m pretty new to strip clubs but I had a nice time here. I didn’t push for extras. The first dancer I as this curvy white Latina named Anna and her ass was absolutely killer.…

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published 4 mos ago
A fun Saturday night
reviewed by
Pokedave

5.7

XXXV offers a distinctly weird experience that justifies its reputation as one of the premier venues in the area. The modern industrial-meets-luxury design features exposed brick walls contrasted with plush velvet seating and new neon…

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published 4 mos ago
Meh Time at Hoops
reviewed by
wehps

5.7

I visited Hoops on a recent Wednesday evening. The place was pretty empty except for like 3 other PLs so I certainly wasn’t there at prime time. It’s been described before but Hoops is more…

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published 4 mos ago
always home-run
reviewed by
middleAgeKid

8.7

This place is right by the I-35 exit 436B and near bunch of happening places nearby - gas-station, Chinese Buffett place. It is very hard to miss. I usually go on the afternoon on a…