Reviews

I really hate to do it but it occurs to me that in the interests of honesty, I should lower my rating for my home club, I.S. And I'm not sure why. I…

One of the best in wichita. If you like lots of stages this is the place for you. Haven't been during the day but the night shift ladies are attractive. For this area it get…

I'm a New Yorker so I like to think of myself as pretty street smart, and one rule to live by is "never let a cab driver recommend a place." I was at a…

Oasis has been my choice for the last few times I have been in the Philadelphia area. It was fun again this time. The only downside was it was a light crowd for…

I've hit this club every couple of months for years. I usually expect to do a VIP and almost always leave happy. I get a few lap dances and usually find my VIP dancer by…

Haven't been to XTC in a very long time. The last time I checked it out sucked - filled with teenagers (club allows 18 and over). Parking lot had a lot of cars...turns…

Met some friends of mine there. Its still a dump but at least they have nice pool tables. My friends had herd of this club so they wanted to see for them selfs if what…

dropped by with a few buddies after hearing about the club from a friend. the first thing to note is that most of the girls were probably 7-9s, generally eastern european/russian or latina. a little…

This is a review of three or four trips to the club. Definitely, the nicest club in Charlotte. Large, spacious, comfortable and plenty of room to move around even when the place is crowded.…

been a while since i been here, at least 2 years. the club looks good, as they added a couple of tvs and it looks like they added to the decor. the private dance area…

I stopped in to checkout the Gold Club on a Sat evening around 8:30. Used a free admissions coupon from the newspaper to get in. The dancers were mostly young, good looking nicely built girls.…

I've been to Sands three times now and to call it a 'dance' club is inaccurate. The time I went in the afternoon there were three girls there -- one was playing sudoko, one…

this area has to be the worst for strip clubs ever. first the laws dont allow the women to touch the customers, the dancers have to more wear more clothing than women at the beaches,…

this area has to be the worst for strip clubs ever. first the laws dont allow the women to touch the customers, the dancers have to more wear more clothing than women at the beaches,…

Stopped by specifically for the birthday party for two of the bartenders. The party attracted extra clientele as afternoons are usually quieter. I had lunch which is always good - the food is…

Rachels is primarily a drink coversation bar that offers decent dance specials. One dance for $25 or three for $50. YMMV but some can be very enjoyable. New dancers seem to show…

This is just an update on whats really happening with this club. The former owner, an absolute idiot, made the worst out a gold mine situation. After losing the ABC license, and with other…

Been going to platinum for about a year now. I usually go on thursday nights after work and tell the wife im working late, she hasn't caught on yet. The club is pretty…

I have been to this club a quite a few times over the last few years and things have changed considerably. Prior to the law change the dancers were much more value for money. dances…

This was a surprisingly good visit, particularly for a weekday afternoon on the way out of town. A hole in the wall, just-barely-inside-the-city-limit type of place. When I first passed it there were two…

The Glass Slipper is pretty small, I guess you could say intimate. During the daytime, there's no cover so you can basically just walk inside and sit down (my buddy who's been at night says…

This was my first time at a gentlemen’s club. Déjà vu Showgirls in Rancho Cordova, CA wasn’t hard to find even though it does not have big bright signs like other SCs in San Francisco.…

This was my first time in Baltimore, so I read the reviews carefully and decided Flamingo was my best bet for a good dance on my limited budget. I cruised past the crowd at…

When I'm in business in Louisville, I have not found a better place - and that's a relative concept. Perhaps I'm spoiled, I've really come to appreciate the balance of class, dancer quality and…

I hadn't been to this place since it made the change over. The interior is definitely improved. Actually compared to the last time, there just seems to be a better vibe about the place. A…

They say the third or fourth time is the charm but for this club I may have to disagree. Over the past two years I have been there four times. Twice as…

Deja vu is a strip club in Ontario, just down the road from my local favorite strip joint in Pomona. After years of driving right by the place with it's distinctive glowing building and semi…

Annies is the the only option in town when you come to Astoria. I have never been a fan, but when you want to take some guys out for beer and have a lil…

Charlotte seems to have either end of the club spectrum; upscale mens clubs, and hole-in-the-wall dive bar. This club is the latter, and you could use it for a business meeting, but it didn't…

STOP IN LATE AFTERNOON AFTERWORK...met chrissy and Shelly ... Both very pretty ladies . Great personalities. Was in one other time late in the evening. Was not impress. laies there were just with the regulars.…

This club is located in a run down part of the city. At the entrance the bouncer patted me down and informed me of a drink minimum. As soon as I entered I could see…

I drive by the highway billboard at least twice a month for work and after reading a few reviews on TUSCL I finally decided to make the 90 mile one way drive from my house…

This is a small club with a very local feel to it. $10 cover and BYOB on the night I was there. There's a small stage to the right when you enter. Girls do topless…

To avoid the step cover you just call the Rhino limo. They are fairly punctual and very friendly. You just tip the limo driver. The reason the cover is steep is because they pay off…

Being from Toronto, where the clubs are extremely liberal, I wasn't sure quite what to expect from a no-alchohol nude club in California. Suffice it to say that, while the level of *ahem* service wasn't…

This was an okay club. Went here with a couple of friends. The place is nice...in a Vegas-style sort of way. It's a very large establishment with a second floor. A lot of girls were…

My visit to this hole in the wall was more for the "can it be true?" factor more than anything else. It was slightly out of my way on a trip I was making,…

I stopped by on Wednesday's $5 dance night and had a good time again. It does seem like the length of time of dances is getting much shorter than it used to be, but it…

I had 30 minutes to waste, and I hadn't been in this place for a long time, so I drove over to check it out. Reviews from this site, and general word of mouth…

Was up in Providence visiting a friend, and stopped by this place, before heading over to Desire. My friend has lived in Providence for a little while, and had passed by this place mulitple…

Guys this club is getting worse and worse during the day. About 5 custies during the hour I was there. The past 5 years during the day was typically a steady stream of guys visiting.…

It was a Tuesday afternoon in August and I arrived exactly at happy hour. Plenty of girls available and within 5 minutes one young lady sat down and immediately checked out the length of…

Well, like everyone else here, the first thing to be noticed is the Club's renovations. They put a lot of time into the club and it is a comfortable place. The one thing…

This is a sleeper. The club is kinda small and hidden from the street. Looks like a house that someone converted to a club. Wasn't too sure about this club the first…

I was on a business trip to San Jose and took clients out for dinner. After fair amount of drinks, all of them want to visit a strip club. Pink Poodle was pretty…

Following a fellow TUSCLer's recommendation, I stopped in to check out the Brass Flamingo. At the front door, I spotted a notice on the wall outside and stopped to read it. LOL, in all…

$5.00 parking, free admission via coupon from the web site. Pretty busy place. A bit smoky. bathroom stooge present. $5.00 for Bud Light. Music was not my taste. a lot of hip hop/urban stuff, though…

This place was AMAZING. The girls were very friendly, nearly every one I gave a dollar to while they were onstage came up afterwards to kiss me and thank me for tipping them (VERY…

The Banana has amateur night the first wednesday of the month. I ventured in to see what new prospects were going to show up. 11 amatuers on the line up with 8 - 10 house girls. the…

This is by far one of my favorite clubs for dancer quality. There are always several girls on shift and you can almost guarantee several 8+. This visit was no exception with a dozen or more…

Baby Dolls (Dallas) is by far the busiest club in the DFW Metroplex. At any given time there is a minimum of 20 girls on the floor, however on busier nights such as weekends,…

This place had girls from 3 to 8. One blonde was an 8 and I did one of them 3 for 40 dances with limited milage. These 40 for 3s are good to sample the…

I heard that there is a new owner, so I went in to check the place out.Drink and dance prices are down a little. Lap dances are now $20.Not much else has changed. No DJ,…

Breathless is a typical Jersey bikini club with two oval shaped bars surrounding the catwalks. I've only been Monday nights and on those nights there was only one catwalk functioning. The girls are surprisingly good…

Most of the girls here are pretty hot (7-8), and a few have a lot of skill dancing, but there are a few dogs, and several girls that stand around instead of dancing during their…

Stopped by here late on a Monday night. I really enjoyed it. Friendly cute dancers and not overly pushy on dances. Good cold beer and nice nekked ladies. What more could a guy…

Made another Saturday night visit to the club with some buddies. Typically the Saturday nights are crowded with bachelor parties. This night seemed to be slow. Even the girls there were wondering the same. Saw some…

Stopped in on a Saturday night around 8 PM. Paid the $10 cover and walked into he club. The place was pretty much empty. Only three or four customers and maybe 6-8 dancers…

Stopped by thurs. afternoon. was surprised by the number of dancers and customers in the place. I was told that they have some different dancers from their other clubs coming in. Dancers not to…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon and found the attendance on the light side. Had plenty of attention from the dancers but they didn't push for dances. They were willing to sit and…

I went to this place on a Friday around 11pm. There were 4 or 5 working that are quick to hit you up for a drink. there werent too many customers there so…

My first time visiting Al's it was a on thursday at open time 6pm not many people there at first but toward 8pm it started to get crowded. The first dancer i saw was Magic and basically…

Great place. I there on a regular basis. Girls are nice and fully nude. Relaxed atmosphere (TV screens in the back with sports channels) and not too much pressure from the girls. BYOB. Easy parking…

Despite living about 15 minutes from this cover I have never stopped in because the reviews have never been great. I was bored on a friday night a few weeks ago and finally decided…

We went to Scarletts for a buddys bachlor party. The vip area was kind of a rip off but we all did have a good time. The girls were very easy going and…

I recently visited CF on a Monday afternoon; no cover charge until 6pm. They were running drink specials and the prices were very reasonable. Both bars on the first floor were open and…

First time in this club and was surprised at the quality of dancers on staff. Very laid back club with not much tipping going on, in fact for a while I think I was the…

If this were to be my first club, I'd probably hesitate to ever going back to any club. First time in Hawaii, was bored late at night, so thought I'd check it out.…

The last month the club has been fairly dead, with at most 6 dancers any saturday night. The only consistent dancers lately has been Onyx and Skyler. The best lap dancers at the…

Have to echo much of what's been written here. The place is gigantic - almost feel like you're at a stadium instead of a club. When I got there, a feature dancer was…

After about 6 visits over the past 4 months to Flashdancers, I figured it was time to give their sister club Private Eyes a try. It really did turn out to be a sort…

The Club in a whole was actually nice, CLUB, mas nice and clean well maintained, spacious seating, 3 stages,VIP Rooms Pool tables, never used the rest rooms so cant comment on them being clean.…

Walked in this week and the place just had a funky vibe. Went ahead and sat down and in addition to the vibe, the place just smelled kind of funky too. Because I've…

Went here because it was right on the tollway from the airport and it looked like a nice safe place. The parkig lot was empty but when I went inside the place was pretty busy…

dance here occasionally mostly for regulars its alot of fun for the most part... some girls that are there regularly get mad if one of "their" customers gets a lap dance from someone else particularly…

i have danced here a few times, sob licensing is not required here however must be 21+. before the new owner took over there were girls smoking dope in the bathroom and dressing room. if…

as a dancer, i came about the 2nd week they were opened the stage fees are way over priced they have two shifts either a 5-12 or 7-2 regardless stage fee is 50.00. you must…

i work here regularly id reccommend to get here early as a dancer if you want to make any money the stage fees are as follows before 4pm: 20 after 4pm: 40 and after 8:60.…

i used to work for this club for a little over a year and a half 2008-2009... shower shows they have now are interesting its 5.00 and the money doesnt go in the girls pocket…

Had a great, great time. This is a place i normaly go on Thursday after work. The girls here are hot and the friendly. The management keeps out alot of the trouble makers and drunks…

Did not know there was a strip club in south orange county, so we went on a friday. Thought it was gonna be like other strip club...nope! The girls were all at about the same…

The best I can say about this place is that it is clean. The cover on Wednesday was $5 (not bad). The dancers are not that great looking. (not ugly, just not HOT)..…

First Maximus is no more. The club was bought by new owners and the name is now Desireee. The cover is $10 and the same old,fat, bald greasy guy is there at the front counter who…

This club has a good amoount of hot dancers but the problem with the club is that the value is terrible. Because it's on South Beach the club is not allowed to serve alcohol so…

I've never been more disapointed in a visit to Mario's than the one I had on Wednesday. Prices / set up is the same as described by all below, so I won't rehash, but…

Only 2 poles with 1 girl dancing at a time. Only 1 girl that really stood out..rest were average. $30 for a lap dance in which the girls hassle you for tips. The bartender was…

Definitely much improved since Rick's took it over. You know from the other reviews about the quality of girls (ranges from 7 to 9 IMO, which is better than most clubs) and the decor and…

Turns out Wednesday night is amateur night, which was *not* what I was going for. There were two very hot girls there - Starlet (a 5'7" brunette) & Kendra (a 5'0" blonde) - both…

This was the ANTI hard-on. I went on a Wednesday night and wasn't impressed. First off, the foyer doesn't give you a glimpse into the main room, and small wonder as there weren't ANY customers…

I liked this place, but with a caveat (see below). First off, came here after a somewhat disasterous trip to "Angels" -- which I'll explain further in my review of that fine, fine establishment --…

There is a girl at Erv's with a southern accent...a bit on the plus size side - she is an absolutely fantastic performer - she captivates the room and definitely draws everyone's attention when she…

Second time to the club, found the dancers in the afternoon to be on the old flabby side so we left and went to the casino. After a lot of time at the tables we…

The club itself is located in a strip mall next to an adult novelty shop. The interior of the club is nothing special, but it is not bad either. I sat at the…

I frequent strip clubs a lot in my free time (I'm a dancer myself), I just loooooove being molested by my dancer! Lol. I wanted to comment on a dancer I met there recently. Her…

Went to checkout this place last Thursday for the first time. I've read they had a $100 VIP on Thursdays and see for myself how this club is. There was about maybe 14-17 girls that…

Went here last week with a group of friends (guys and girls). The cover is a little expensive but the girls are really good looking. dances were ok, some better then others.…

Went there.. No cover/ cheap drinks/ private dance was told what I would receive and did.. Overall not bad. Place is really run down and the bathrooms are beyond bad, but…

I love Lappy hour VIP $20 dance special! Ruby told me they might do it more days to make the club more money. Wednesday was good for me and Ruby. I had some sweeet lovin…

I must have driven by this place about 100 times. I thought it was just a neighborhood dive bar, the kind of bar I love. One Saturday afternoon, I decided to lose my…

Dancers were friend, not overly pushy, stage show at the time was a little boring and a lot of time in between. Drinks were a little expensive. The staff was nice, full kitchen,…