Reviews

This place is still a rip off. $180 for 40 minutes in a private room. Paid another $150 for this nude air dance for most of the time, then said lets talk. Did not…

My prior visit was a week ago. This place is still one of the better clubs in Orange County. They have full nude stage dance shows but the lap dances are bikini only. LA clubs…

I was expecting an evening of a beer and just looking at pretty dancers due to Cleveland laws. The reviews prior made me stop at Christies. I was very pleased with teh experience.…

Was in town on business and my hotel was in walking distance of Teaser's. 12-15 dancers on shift with something for everyone. It was a very nice place to get a drink watch…

I met a new dancer at Platinum Diamonds in Winston-Salem who used to work here. She told me that the dances were really hot and mileage could be expected. I happened to be…

This club used to be good a few years ago, but now it just plain sucks. You immediately get charged $26 to enter the place [$20 cover + $6 parking] and the place…

Tuesday is probably a slow night. There weren't as many dancers and I didn't see the ones from previous visits. Definitely a step down, but then again, it was a Tuesday. It has a full…

I had a good time Friday. Not too much of a crowd and many of the the better girls were working. I thought about going with Sara after seeing her mentioned alot. I had 3…

I made it to Christines the Saturday before this thing blew up if these reviews are accurate. I'm impressed with how nice this club was and the girls were spot on for a good time.…

I have not been to Playhouse since the changes. I was happy to discover that perhaps I'm "grandfathered" in the old rules, as I had an enjoyable 3 dances with one of my favorites. Yes…

It had been a while since I stopped here and last Thursday, after leaving Playhouse Lounge (10 minutes away)I stopped by for a quick drink, ended up getting 2 dances form a lovely brunette who's…

Wandered in here on a Wednesday night. There was a decent crowd but it was not packed. There were some seats open at the bar and a few tables open around the floor.…

I stopped by last Wednesday and found very small lineup of dancers… Not sure if it was the time or what happened there (scheduling). This was my second time stopping in on a Wednesday. My…

I was in the area and stopped in. This is a very high class place with top notch talent. All the girls are smokin hot. I had a few of the private…

Parking lot is dirt. I went in at 1 am on a Friday night. There were about 20 girls. In my opinion, there were about 15 average and 5 hot girls. Most of them were…

Have been here twice, leaving with different impressions each time. In both cases the dancers were friendly and plentiful and the staff laid back. For out of town guests, be prepared for some sticker shock…

$5 parking stings, but the club has a nice atmosphere inside with very friendly management. Music is a tad loud for talking, but there’s pleny of light so you can see the girls.…

The cost of the club was $10. I came in around 9:00pm and this was a good time because they were seats still available until about 10:30pm when it started to get really crowded. There…

Popped in here on a Saturday afternoon while visiting for the weekend. I've only been here a handful of times and it's probably been 5+ years since my last visit, but nothing has changed. It…

This was my first return to the "Church" since April. The church has gone through some changes if you haven't been there in awhile. First, the bathrooms were redone and are now really…

This was my first time at DVCOI. It's in a location easy to find (on Gale, like HT which was my next stop) I guess Saturday afternoon isn't a great time to visit. There…

Spent a night in Kokomo and decided to visit a club other than Hip Hugger. I like smaller clubs, so tried Little Daddy's. Easy to find, parking right out front. Arrived at 5:30 pm…

My second stop of the afternoon. After a disappointing trip to DVCOI, figured I'd go here since I'd had a couple of good visits here. As I said in the DVCOI review, I…

Okay, besides the tiki theme, what's not to like about this place? I visited early in the day, the club was just getting started, I was the only one there, yet they had two girls…

Wow... Hope I caught them on a bad day or two, but I'll give Choice one more chance, then I'm on to greener pastures. Went in Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Cover has gotten…

Been in this club several times, usually during the day. Went on a weekday afternoon. Awesome dancers, great place, had a couple of dances with an Asian girl, she was really good and we had…

I went to this club on a slow saturday afternoon. The dances are $5 from 1pm to 4 pm from Monday to saturday here and VIP dances are 2 for 1. To my Surprise Is…

This place was hard to find but with a few turns here and there it was worth it. Surprised on how well the dancers looked. Very weird set up with this place. The bar is…

Got there around 2pm, The place was about 1/2 full. While roll call listed about 8 dancers only 4 or 5 got up per rotation. The rotate dancers every 30 min. Dancers…

First time here now that I'm in a college town. Only place for miles, so you can't help but give it positive reviews based on the "something is better than nothing" theory. Not…

Friday night working late and after getting out late like 10pm, I felt the need to go to a strip club. I hopped on the 7 train and went to LIC in Queens for my…

Went to this store with my wife one Friday night. Great selection of videos and toys. Our nightstand is full of quality toys. The clientele present in the store is varried but everyone is real…

On a trip to Austin last month I paid a return visit to the Expose, which I had previously visited at the beginning of January. The club is easy to find, on S. Congress…

Sometimes I like less crowded places because the girls want to impress the few paying customers. I was so disappointed here. Girls hardly came by and the one or two hot chicks seemed to have…

There's a sign on the building that says "Mons Venus",very easy to find. Thats really a small place. I have no idea this place is too small to have any private areas. Even though…

First off, the reason for going to this club is the $10 , hands on lapdances. I'm used to clubs where even a modest touch isn't allowed, here, it was expected to grab, squeeze,…

This is a great club. Chloey, Ivy, and Crystal were all fantastic dancers. The $25 per song private dances can be great (but I'm sure it depends on the dancer). I've never had a bad…

Just left Diamond Club South the girls are incredible. The staff was friendly and I had a great time. I was traveling on business and I went to a couple of clubs and I walked…

Went to the Playhouse with my buddy, who had never been there, but had heard good things. We got there around 9:30pm, paid our $10 entrance fee, were told that this was a BYOB…

Club is a little run down - they've improved the VIP lately by creating little rooms inside of the VIP room for a little more privacy. Went one day after work and paid the…

Club is decent enough - safe neighbourhood, plenty of free parking either in the lot or on the street. No cover (always a bonus) and no minimum drink as far as I know (but…

Bazz is a pretty regular spot for me... I have been coming there for years... What I like the most about Bazz is that no matter what time you get there girls are always there.…

I had never been to a strip club before, but when in NYC for a bachelor party we went to Flashdancers, and it totally changed my opinion of strip clubs, I'd definitely go back!…

Somewhat odd location in downtown Sioux City, on the main commercial strip. Setup more like a conventional bar than a strip club, with no cover and a pool table in the back. One…

I've frequented strip clubs in the Tampa area for 25 years or so. 2001 is my fav and has been for some time. Girls are as good as Mons, dances are private, club is roomier,…

I worked here for a couple of days, every one was very down to earth and if you like rap music its a cool place. The couple times that I worked there, there was barely…

I've been to Orlando several times on business trips and have visited different strip clubs during each visit. The last time I went I decided to go to Rachel's South. I was surprised at how…

Got off a long flight and decided to stop in for a drink. I was surprised to see so many beautiful women and to my amazement they were all sweethearts. Especially one that called herself…

Visited the VIP room again-- I just can't stay away from this place. Went on Thursday around 1:00. Only one girl working. I was a little wary as I had gotten some dances with…

There is no comparing adelitas to hong kong. First of all, adelitas does not try to entertain, just to please. Hong kong, on the other hand, is aptly named as it seems like a bustling…

I visited Hotties for the first time this month. The club is located in an adult strip mall that is also home to the Vegas VIP room (a lap dance 'lounge'), Pussycats (a jack…

This place is kinda scary inside, but on the outside, it's ok since there's a jazz club and adult store next door. It's pretty dark inside, and the main stage is in the right…

I went back tonight and the club had a lot going on. I ran into Bella. You should definitely go to this club for no other reason than to see Bella. She…

The club itself is pretty small. I paid 16 bucks to get in with both cover and drink. The bouncer in the front was a really cool guy and had a few jokes,…

Here's my second review of this club. I try to avoid the crowds of the weekend but have been unimpressed with the talent on the weekdays. Thus, I decided to give Friday night a shot…

This place was sleazy and not in a good way. Major league frisking before entering, that should have warned me. $20 cover demanded by complete asshole working the counter inside the door.…

Went there in the early eavening and the place was pretty much dead, few customers and and maybe 5 girls working there at first, added probably 2-3 more around 11pm or so. That also…

Temptations is a real low class strip club. The strippers really are terrible. Most of the strippers are flabby, fat and ugly looking. However they all let you put money into their boobs and most…

I went into this place late night saturday after a long night of drinking. Needless to say my buddy and I were kind of buzzing. When we walked in we had to pay I think…

Had been to the Rhino two previous years, and had a great time, the second having been better than the first. So, I was expecting great things. Was very disappointed on my last trip. Dancers…

Gabriella is back! The day shift at this club just got their best dancer back. She has always been my favorite and now that she is back at DC so too will I be back.…

This place is so big, even when there are 15 dancers and 20 customers in there it looks so empty. The quality of the gals seems to be dropping off. There where no 8's or…

This is good club, not upscale or classy like the Cheetas, but girls are good, of mixed talent and you get good lap dances.Like I mentioned, the club is not classy, lacks service and has…

I have visited several times and I feel it can get a bad rap sometimes. The club is not in the best location but it is pretty nice on the inside for a small club,…

I really liked this place. Smaller by typical SC standards, but it wasn't confining. I hung out at the bar and was approached often but never pressured into the VIP area. With that said, the…

First as lots of people mention, this place does not serve alcohol, but requires a two drink minimum!?! annoying to say the least. The girls are pretty attractive (at least the night I…

This club was a breath of fresh air from the normal Baltimore scene, especailly the rip off joints on the block. It cost me $35 to get in, which is an annual membership fee, but I…

I was in Windsor for a few days staying at Caesars this past week. On Sat at about 10pm, I strolled down to Cheetahs to have a beer a take a break from the…

I hit the Underground for the first time in a couple of years one recent afternoon. Nothing seemed even slightly different from my previous visits; this place is stuck in a time warp. Well,…

Me and my wife went on a Friday night about 10pm. The club was fairly empty but the dancers were beautiful. Very classy and great night with the wife! The dancers seem to love women.The…

I went to Elanz with a few friends of mine. To me, it was mostly just an overpriced bar with some naked women to stare at. $5 cover, $8 drinks. Sadly, this is only slightly…

One of my faves is working the "day" shift. 4-10 pm. Free admission. Greatly reduced drinks ($3.50, vs $11 at night). Club is very dark, hard for eyes to adjust when entering from sunny outside.…

This review is being written in absentia. After hearing about the club and its Grand Opening, I wanted to attend, but I am already booked on a flight to Phoenix shortly. I reviewed the website…

This club is not impressive from the outside, but the parking lot was packed. Inside was cozy. The chairs have wheels on the bottom, so that can make for some rolling issues during lapdances. All…

Two friends and I had gone to the Colorado Rockies game on Saturday evening and were looking for a place to enjoy following the game, so we decided on making a visit to the incredible…

This is a ok club it has a basic layout. Just a u shaped bar a small stage and a toppless dance room. Most of the seating is at the bar only a coupple of…

Club is a bit small and still needs renovations done, has great potential. Girls were great, my favorite was Autumn, very nice, not pushy, and can make you get one off in your pants. There…

My friend and i visited Fantasy's on Sep.13 2010 and it was my first time ever being at a strip club.I thought that it was being run great every thing seemed clean and how it…

I notice that the recent reviews seem to indicate that the quality of the club is improving, but my recent visit did not impress. Frankly, I liked it a lot better as the Mile High…

ok, so I thought that I'd put in my own opinions from a female perspective. I've been to this place a couple of times with my boyfriend, and I must say that it's a pretty…

This place was brutal. This place is very small and the dancers were not very attractive at all. Maybe one of them was a 4 to 5 but no others. The one…

Cheap drinks for a strip club.Fantastic food!! Pool tables are a bonus.Staff friendly ...mens washroom is DISGUSTING WOW!!! but the girls are not that bad ..a few hotties and a few LANDMINES...but overall not bad,…

This place is a dive. The girls rang from 4-6 on a good afternoon. Now that said it is Flint so you can expected much. The dances start from 5 to 15 Buck's so you…

After reading the reviews I decided to give the place a try. First off there are security cams every place indoors and in full view. Just what I wanted, to have a record of coming…

Was in town again for business and my local friend took me Spyce's for some entertainment. Got there early evening and there was no cover charge. There was a beautiful girl with an awesome…

I just visited here over the weekend, first time in years. I was worried after reading some of the recent reviews. My experience was not that bad. Fairly decent girls for the…

Club is decent, County laws prevent any contact at all between dancers and customers and the bouncers are very very strict about it. Girls are pretty, very little silicone, and usually happy to chat. Three stages,…

Wow, I didn't think it would be this busy on a Wednesday night but there were lots of customers and a good amount of girls. Domestic beers were on special and a good amount of…

Ok I understand what people are talking about this is a hit or miss club. I did like it tonight though. They definitely have some great qualities like being able to see three…

It had been at least 4 months since I was at this club, I happen to be in the area during the day so I stopped in. There were a few familiar faces but…

Was there last Friday and I can confirm that all the previous comments regarding this place are spot on. Lots of girls and guys here. There were some hotties about and definitely some…

Dropped by for a beer and checked out the talent. Get Hailey in the Vip......well worth it. Your mileage will be very impressive. Wait staff is pretty decent. Beer was 5 bucks. I wound up spending…

Finally made it to the infamous block. I walked past a few clubs and decided to go into lust. There was no cover so that was good I got a drink and sat…

I dropped in on a Saturday afternoon. At least 6 TVs showing mostly college football. There's a bar and some tables and chairs in one room and a couple of pool tables and…

After reading some reviews of this club I decided to make the trip to check it out. It is a relatively small club and certainly not upscale. There were around 5 or 6…

A lot of good looking girls there yesterday. I saw at least a dozen running around. Some 6s up to some 8s. Got there around 330pm and was charged $5 cover charge…

Came in the late afternoon. club is never really busy but there's always girls around. very friendly wait staff. never any down time on the stage so there's always something to see.…

I came back here after a earlier fun visit. About 16 dancers, many of whom were cute. A few were overweight or cellulite, but this was the exception rather than the rule. A few are…

I admit I was a little nervous when I saw this place. Velvet Touch is right off I94 Parma Exit. There wasn't a single car in the lot when I pulled up, but…

How do I start this review. I am not sure that I have been in a club like this. Kinda of a dump small place from the outside with a small parking…