Reviews

Got there about 5pm Monday. Parking is covered and plentiful. Entry was $10 (for an "entertainment fee") even though I had a coupon from the LA Weekly saying free entry. Annoying, but…

Went into Crazy Horse after the Giants lost a playoff game and was just looking for some quick action. The place is set up more like a theater than a strip club - there…

I recently stopped in for a quick drink, which is one of the nice things about this place in relation to the other establishments in the area. Cover was reasonable ($5), and the place…

This place has been really hit or miss lately but as they say a lot of work early in the game gets the girls to notice you. Fortunately this past Thursday Daisy working.…

The Paramount is a unique club in the lower mainland. It's the only club around with full nude dances. The trade off is that there's no alcohol. Non-alcoholic drinks (one drink minimum) are 5.50. If…

Went on a Monday. Haven't been here in around 8 months, but this time it wasn't too bad. Dancers were average, but I found one I liked and decided to get some lapdances. Lapdances were pretty…

This is a review from two recent afternoon visits. This is a nice Gentlemen's Club, the type of place where they overdo their manager oversight and have a goof (friendly, bit still a goof) walk…

I went to this club and I dont see why it is so popular. This club has an expensive membership fee which was a negative point from the start. Then when I went…

Stopped in hoping to see one of my favorites, but she wasnt there. There was more people in there than usual, place was almost full. The dancers were all good looking mainly 6 or 7…

Hey Boys this club sucks .. the boss LIsa is a hard ass who races up the stairs to catch you ,, so keep an eye open for her she much have great legs…

Stopped by at 9 PM on a Saturday night and I was one of only four other patrons in the place. There was only three girls working and of the three, only one was…

By far best overall quality in Mississauga. Decor is nothing special, but who the fuck really cares when the girls are consistently 7-8+. Got the greatest lapdance of my life from Nicole, she's a tattoo…

I drove by last June and there were a bunch of cops coming out of the place so I continued driving. A dancer I knew from Honey's sent me an email asking me…

This is a top club as far as facilities are concerned. It is located in Belden Village in a very upscale shopping area. It is right next to a KeyBank / Jared's and…

Wasn't sure of how well enforced the new laws were in Wayne County but it is time to travel. There is no more contact, no more VIP area and to me that means no more…

I dropped by this club at around 11pm on a Saturday. Right off the bat igotta say that I didn't get a dance that night. As far as diversity goes this place is DIVERSE! you'll…

Went here on a weekday afternoon. It was pretty hard to find, but not extremely difficult if you know the area. Stopped in and had a drink. There were probably a dozen…

Stopped in Johns to see if the ash tray smell was finally gone, and place was bearable, not like my last visit. I really seemed out of place as it was like Cheers, where…

This place is fantastic. It looks like rubbish from the outside but after you enter and get acclimated to the poor lighting, you will soon discover a great place to blow off some steam.…

Boy was I disappointed. I stopped in at midnight after a night out with some friends. We have all been here before but for some reason, this evening was just whack. There…

I have been a few times since my last review of this place and thought I would give an update. There had been some turn over in the dancers since then, but the quality has stayed…

I went to this club while traveling on business. It's a fairly small club in downtown San Diego - be aware there is no parking at the club so you have to park on…

Visited Herat Breakers on a Saturday evening, the cover was $6. The club is usually very dark and it takes a little while for your eyes to adjust. Beers were $4.50. This is a medium…

Stopped in yesterday for the burger and beer lunch special. The place was nearly empty. There were 6 dancers working. About the time I was getting my lunch, 2 dancers came over.…

Stopped in to Castaways for the first time last Tuesday. Nice little club with several (4) dancers working. Stopped in just after they opened. The club was neat and clean and the stage area has…

I waited a long time to visit this club, I grew up around the corner and wasn't of age when I lived there. I just happened to be in the area and decided to stop…

Made two visits recently to the ‘stream to try out their new promotions. Last Wednesday night was my first chance to try out "Way Back Wednesday, “ a Retro Night where they play all…

I would have to say that for the location... not a terrible club... though the rules are a bit crazy. You buy "tokens" for $1 each. These are what you tip the girls…

I came upon this place by accident. It's down from OG. I was headed down the Strip south to make a U turn to head back to the Mirage. Noiced the sign out front, parked…

I stopped in for a couple drinks last Wednesday while out of town for business. This is a good club for a smaller town. It turned out to be ‘free beer night’.…

I had been at La Boheme once before, and I still like it, although I'm not sure why. The last time I scored the best-looking girl by far on a weekend night, and had…

This place is in a really bad neighboorhood for sure, and I made sure my car was locked but was constantly thinking in the back of my mind it was going to be stolen. I…

OK, stopping here was a mistake. I had not been here in about 6 months and thought I would check out the scenery. Visited on a Friday night about 9 pm and stayed…

After my adventure at Baby Doll’s, I thought I would hit one more club up the street and see if things got any better. Well they got about one point better. At least at…

Hit HT on a Tuesday afternoon.$10 Cover. 11 girls on shift, about 8 PL's there. Went to usual spot, Alyssa came to sit down. This is the first time ive seen her close up with…

As others have said, this one is a great value. The chairs are not that great and there's hardly any privacy, but that didn't bother me. At $10 a dance this place is…

Went on a weekend. It was jam packed, but most girls were solid 6's and 7's compared to the other club I've been to. Private lap dances were quick but my girl seemed into it…

I'm not sure why I ended up here. This was my first time in Seattle, and I really should have tried someplace 'local', but for some reason I ended up at a chain strip…

Great place to go, $15 year membership Dancer's are just OK. Cheap $10 full contact dances. There needs to be a better music, and I just can't deal with any music but rock. Hip hop…

There are a bunch of semi-trucks parked outside this house--it's just a house off of 192. I heard it was a brothel, had never been in one, so I figured I'd go in, play…

Visited this club while I was in Indianapolis. This club was arround 50 miles from Indianapolis. Small club with a lot if girls on shift my be arround 20 girls in there. The girls were…

Visited on a Sunday evening around 10pm. Club was really dead. According to some dancers, it's been real slow lately. I think the new less fun, less contact rules have really had an impact on…

Went back to Sunset Strip on Friday night to see if I could get a dance from Scarlet. She took me to the back room and did 5 dances. She is absolutely perfect.…

It's a bikini bar, but that being said, I enjoyed my two visits there. With no cover and $5.50 bottles, and no drink minimum, getting in won't cost you much. The bartenders are nice. They'll…

To say that PoleKatz is a better club than Honey's is a joke. We members at TUSCL are all about getting mileage for our money, and at Honey's, you get exactly that. I…

I really like this spot and always stop in when I am in town. it is a smaller club and it is byob, with a nominal charger to keep your beer cold. you…

This club just keeps getting better. A few reviewers of late seem to have not been pleased with the dancer selection, so I was curious to see what the deal was. On the…

The club is very nice on the inside and has a pretty relaxing atmosphere. Bartenders are usually friendly with a few that were just hired for looks, but seem to be socially inept. The dancers…

I used to go to this club regularly but my company moved to the North side of town so it is now a long drive after work. IMHO it is still the best club…

First off, this is a juice bar, but offer full nudity. While I find the "bikini bars" in Jacksonville fun sometimes a man wants to see all a girl has to offer. It's…

What could I possibly tell you that the 350 previous reviews didn't? Oh yeah, they're giving out VIP passes for free cover on Wednesday Oct 27th. It sounded like the cards are good for a year.…

My first visit to this newish club. There is a big sign at the end of the road leading you to the club. It looks like a old New England farmhouse. Plenty…

Dances are $20 and 4 for $100 in the private room. Always a good time when I go. Definitely see Monica, she is out of Seattle and does some of the best value…

I stopped in here for the first time in about 2 years. Not much has changed. This is a small club. Parking is sketchy. $5 cover. Average talent. Good…

Went to the Blue Moon back in June 2010. When I told the cab driver where I was going he laughed and said something about it being a bottom end club. While the place is…

Istopped by the livingroom late sat. afternoon and was pleased to see that there were more dancers on a weekend then during the week. the dancers there are younger and much better…

Got in around 5:30 pm on a Weds. day shift - had to make it quick. Looked up the HT Forum database for info since I haven't gone to HT for over a year. $0.10 to get…

This was another great time. The cover was $15 and it paid for your first drink. After that drinks are between $5-$8 depending on what you order. The dancers are all very…

visited on recent thurs and fri afternoons. I noticed a change in the cover charges. It's now $15 to get in after 7 on fri and sat. It remains $5 after 8…

Made a repeat visit to Rick's when in Minneapolis for the next day's vikings game. Plenty of eye candy on site most were 7's with a couple knockouts and a few that didn't belong.…

Well i think ill finally write a review of DVCOI. this used to be one of my fav clubs. but it seems to be slowing declining in quality over the last year.…

Arrived at 2:00 (when they opened), their doing some remodling, so the stage was closed. They had one girl working, she danced then left. Another girl came; black & thick. Not much of a looker.…

Chez Diane still offers attractive women who will bend over to please, but it is not what it used to be. There were only three women working when I last visited and each seemed…

I am new to Dallas and decide to go to club. I tried four clubs last two weeks and the Rhino was the best bet. I went there Sunday afternoon around 6pm and there were…

This was my first strip club i ever went to when i turned 18, back then it was kind of a new experience because most of the other clubs were 21 and over, so in…

Read about this club on another site where the rating was good. But bottom line, don't go this club unless you just want drink with your friend without looking any girls on site! We got there Monday…

Was not impressed by the place in any way. The bar was kind of sleazy and felt like a local hangout more than a strip bar. There was one pole and a 10…

I went to this club twice last week. Both visit were made after visiting totally nude club. I guess we are not satisfied the quality of the dancers at those totally nude club. Once I…

I really don't know how this club is still in business. I hope the night time crowd is better then in the afternoon. This particular Friday there where more dancers than guys. The girls still…

The overall set up of the club is very nice and classy. However I don't like the idea of the dancers having to wear evening gowns on stage. The whole idea of strippers is to…

In Mass or Vermont this place would be an easy 8+, but with the competition of NYC the size, layout and number of quality dancers brings it to a solid 6+. Basics: $20 cover (guy on street…

after a several months hiatus, i was bored enough on a friday night to check out g2000 again. i had stopped going here because i was getting bored of the scene. turns out…

I’ve been to Electric Blue a few times over the last 2-3 years. The club has a great atmosphere, absolutely no thug factor here. Club looks very clean. Layout is good, stage…

Second only to Tootsie’s in Miami, Cheetah is my favorite strip club. My review is based upon numerous visits on Monday through Thursday nights in the past six months. This club has just…

Came here on a Wednesday night, close to midnight. First, the girls are very attractive. There were a couple of real knockouts. Mileage definitely varies. The private dances are in rooms downstairs and…

This is a candy store. If they don't have your favorite candy, pick something else, it is still candy!! Went by Saturday, started out very slow, but quickly picked up. Most of…

Ran up to Indy a couple of weekends ago just to get away from it all at home. 20-25 girls working late afternoon/early evening. Mostly 6's-8's with a 9 and a couple lower.…

This is just about the best value in the Detroit area. The quality of the dancers ranges from those I'm not interested in looking at (including a percentage with silicone) to those you can't take…

Haven't been by in a while so I stopped while passing through, was met at the door by Destiny and Bella at the closest stage. Those are two great looking gals. I sat at the…

Went here for a bachelor party with about 15 or so guys. We had dinner there. After we were seated for dinner a dancer came over to me, not asking me if I wanted a…

15-20 dancers at the club on a Thursday night after 10. $20 total entry fee since it was after 7pm. Go to the Deja Vu website and print out a coupon. I…

15-20 dancers at the club on a Thursday night after 10. $20 total entry fee since it was after 7pm. Go to the Deja Vu website and print out a coupon. I…

Hotties now opens at 1:00 PM. (I've already sent an update on this, btw.). However, going to the club right after opening may not be the best formula for fun. I stopped in on a Monday…

Went to this out of the way Spearmint Rhino location on a lazy Weds afternoon and was not disappointed. Cover was $10 with no drink minimum. The club was surprisingly more populated with dancers than…

Glimmers does seem to have improved since the new management took over. Well -- it no longer seems like the perfect place to get mugged in Portland anymore, which is an improvement. I've…

I went to McDoogals about one month ago and my experience was great due to one reason. Paige! This girl is the best looking stripper I have ever seen. Her dances could have more contact…

So I was very suprised to find out that NOVA had a real strip club. I was in the area visiting a friend so afterwards I stopped by Paper Moon. The price at…

CT's is great. I've visited a couple times and I'm really getting tired of the Negative reviews of this place. First things first, the girls that work here are not the model type…

Hollywood is one of my top 4 all time favorites. Stopped in for another unfortunately too brief time en-route to the airport. Once again, very enjoyable. 5 of the 6 dancers I…

The glory days are over for this club. It is still a good club. Just not a great one anymore. Success has spoiled the dancers. You used to be able to find plenty of beautiful,…

I walked in to Plan B and was very pleasantly surprised. The previous reviews were spot on. I was treated well at the door and was met by a gorgeous bartender who made me feel…

This was one of the better nights here. Got here kinda late, was about 11pm. I'd say 90% of the girls seen were 8+ with some crowd action as well. I would say 1 or…

This was my introduction to stripping 10 years ago. It's aged gracefully, but there are some caveats. The girls are for the most part very pretty, and there's a nice selection for most…

I dropped by recently on a Wednesday night. The cover is $15. There are 5 stages in the club. I arrived after midnight and only 3 stages are running. The quality of the girls are…

Club is a little run down, but dancers are friendly. Some are not very attractive, but overall a good experience. Got a beer and had a lap dance from two different dancers. One seemed a…

I finally got the chance to check out Visions in mid September 2010, and was very pleased. First, the bad: This is not a great neighborhood. In fact as I was leaving one of the girls I'd…

I was at Brad's for first time. Parking was easy to find with good security and cover was $5. Saturday was too crowded and there were 20 to 25 dancers. There were few 9s in…

I live close to this club and will stop by there every few months. While they usually have decent looking women, the dances were almost always "air dances." Well my last two visits have…

My first trip to Mr. Happy's in a few years. I used to be a regular when I lived in CT. I have to say that I was disappointed. The club hasn't really…

Had time to kill so stopped out for a beer and to see if the night shift had changed any from what I remembered. It hadn't .... The usual 4 or 5 not so hot…