Reviews

Arrived around 10 PM and the place was pretty packed. I like to come here obviously for the ladies and to watch playoff basketball and hockey. Paid the $20 cover which I feel it’s too high…

Decided to check the place out on a weekday afternoon. The place was slow. Got a beer at the bar for $7 including a tip. The bartender was efficient, but not overly enthusiastic. There were…

Club located on a busy street with 2 lanes of traffic going each way. It is on a street with commercial businesses, I saw bars and dealerships. Parking lot had plenty of spots and when…

This place has a very different layout than any other club I've visited before, and interesting in a good way. I was recommended this place and decided to visit on an early Wednesday evening. The…

Alright, for the mandatory club description, a pink building right off the free way with ample parking. Never an issue finding a parking spot regardless of when you go. Upon entering the building, there is…

First visit ever in February. I started driving to the border around 1130 pm on a Saturday night. Got to HK around 3am. There were still a ton of people and about 60 girls working.…

I went to buck's wild on a Wednesday afternoon around 4 pm. It was my first visit to a nude club in dallas, and I was hopeful.. As you drive in there is a valet but…

I was in Austin recently and after an evening of drinking, decided to treat my horny dick. P10 was the nearest club from where I was staying. I drove to the club, tipped the doorkeeper…

Baby dolls dallas is fucking Disneyland for me. The happiest place on earth. On my recent trip to dallas, I visited bdd on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is bright and has more of a sports…

It's not one of my favorite clubs but it serves its purpose so often i end up going there. First thing first, cover charges listed on Tuscl are old. On this recent friday night visit,…

There has historically been no better value in lap dances and extras than Outer Space Club/La Pearl, though I've been seeing more negative reviews lately. I went to an afternoon Phillies game this week, and…

I was there about 7pm the shift was just changing. Parking was very decent, no problem getting a spot. the inside was like two bars put together. one side was the regular bar with stools. The other…

Tootsies is just a strip club with decent food. If anyone comes to this tourist trap expecting extra frills then they are outta luck or a baller. Got here right after 8 to…

First visit in a few years. Bouncer at the door, took the cover charge and did the pat down but was nice about it. There's a small stage and rows of seats in front of…

This is my go-to spot for the occasional work week release. On Thursday afternoons there is often a good selection of dancers and a low enough guest count to land a dance with the girl…

This is a very small club with an unusual setup. When you walk in, it's just a gigantic rectangular bar with a couple poles in the middle of where the bartender serves drinks. The dancers…

Was in Lexington, early afternoon on a rainy Friday. There were a few cars in the parking lot, so I thought I would give it a try. The club is in an…

This visit was on a Friday night a few weeks ago. The fenced-in parking lot was fairly full, but I found a spot and then walked in at 10:15 PM. I paid $5 to the…

Location: On Rt. 10 just north of I84. Plenty of parking in a very safe nieborhood. Place: Enter through a entry room and up a small flight of stairs. Doorman's spot at top of stairs…

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was hanging out, and…

I go to this club 4 or 5 times a year, always on day shift. It's clean, safe, and they usually have a nice variety of ladies. Admission on days is $5, payable with the…

Stopped in the Burlington Pink palace on a Saturday afternoon hoping to spend some quality time with “Miss” Devon. I say “Miss" because I usually miss her. As usual, there was plenty of parking…

In connection with my business travels, I have made it a mission to locate and explore waystations of reliable FS clubs strung across the middle Atlantic region. In some ways, I analogize to the missions…

Thought I’d give this club another chance Saturday evening before my East Coast excursion. This time, it was only slightly better than the last as it seems management has changed again along with some new…

After spending arguably too much money in a Cabo strip club last month I was looking forward to a Seattle visit for a more reasonably priced experience. After working a short day we headed…

What can I say - TUSCL is good when it comes to the beta... Stopped in at 8ish on a random wednesday. Kinda slow but there were a few girls out at the bar, another dancing,…

Visited Club Blaze this past Thursday evening around 7:00pm. Got there and paid $15 to park although I felt like I paid $5 more than needed after reading the sign on the front of the…

This is probably the best overall club in San Diego. Plenty of hot girls of all varieties, and a few not-so-hot (but maybe you're into that kind of thing). They make you bring…

Was back down in Florida and had heard so much about the afternoon shift that I had to visit it. Well worth it. Three Stages, but only one being used (I was there right…

After a quick clear the pipes visit to Diamond Dolls was accomplished, I decided to bounce over to The Booby Trap as I had fond memories of the place from years before. I pulled into the…

I’ve been wanting to visit Chicas for a while now, and had an opportunity on a Friday afternoon. As mentioned frequently, it’s in a pretty run down area of North Las Vegas, and I definitely…

Went there on a Thursday evening. The staff were super friendly and welcoming. Just 10 bucks to get in. No booze because it is an all nude club. You can get soft drinks from a…

Getting there and layout: Easy off I-95, exit 37D (used to be 22C) off, if coming from Pawtucket/MA. Long winding off ramp, then make 2 or 3 right turns around the 905 building to get to…

I heard that Chicas Bonitas was the place for value in Vegas but quickly found that it's all relative in the city. Having visited several of the other Vegas clubs over the years, I knew…

Saturday evening visit to try some place new…packed with dancers. 75 dancers, ALL Cuban except 2 Venezuela and 1 Colombian. The single Colombian dancer was dark skinned. 40-50 patrons. Lots of valet parking (marked with…

First the club: the lady at entrance sells beer and other alcohol and soft drinks. You need to buy it from that kiosk or you can bring your own. Cover charge was 10 to enter…

Stopped in for a quick visit and ended up having a great time. Bouncers at the front are super friendly and helpful upon arrival. Cover was only $5 and totally worth it. With it being…

I really enjoy the relaxed divey feel of this place. Basics: no cover. Good draft beer $6-8. Two pool tables. Several video slot machines. Two stages. One larger main and…

Flight got canceled on a Sunday night so had some time to kill. $20 Cover,paid to the lady at the desk. Walked in bar in the front right of the place. Further back on the…

The Playhouse is a single story pink building, set back a bit (but not much) from a busy road, heading north out of Burlington. Upon entering you notice how dark it is, but…

NEW STUFF Only went once in the last month, and didn’t have time for VIP, so nothing really new. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address for the club is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI. Click from a phone…

Was in town for the weekend and decided to stop by my old favorite. Not much has changed here from the other reviews. Setup and layout of the club are still the same, although the…

I hadn't been here in a while, so I decided to stop by a few weeks ago. The clientele has definitely changed as well as the lineup of girls working. The outside is purple and…

I made my monthly visit to Cheetah Pompano last night. Cover during the week is $10 after 7pm and parking is $2. Within 30 seconds I knew it was going to be a…

Officially getting to the point where I'm giving up on this place. The best upgrade has been the availability of parking as the lot is plenty big and relatively safe. The long bar…

I've been goin for a few years now. I'm very friendly with the bar staff and the management, and now a few girls. The PLACE is super clean and tidy. Bartenders and waitresses are consistently reorganizing…

I visit this club every winter on business. Decent area, didn't feel unsafe, well lit, half to pay to park but having someone sitting outside is a good thing for some semblence of parking lot…

Cheerleaders has been a long-time favorite of mine. They are currently undergoing a renovation but have remained open. At my latest visit the Couch Dance room remains a heated tent sited outside the front of…

Arrived in town for a business trip. Traffic sucked driving from LAX but that’s SoCal. Anyway, checked into the hotel and made a beeline to Paradise. Was given some intel by another member and wanted…

In nice weather, I love to have cocktails and dinner outside at the bar or restaurant. I always wanted to go to a strip club that serves outdoors, but I think the logistics of…

Visited Harem with a buddy on a Wednesday around 10:30pm. We were charged 20 dollar cover fee to enter, immediately the counter girl who collects the cover fee, offered to convert our cash into singles…

I usually go to Gold club once every week or two. I go primarily to play pool in a cool atmosphere and support the girls. It's chill, i can be left completely alone while i…

During a recent night out, I decided to check out Ebony Inn, a strip club that has garnered its fair share of attention in the local scene. While my visit had its highlights, I left…

My last several visits to Pandora's have been on busy weekend nights. There's something fun about being in a full club with lots of girls and both stages in use, but on Monday I went…

Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were may be 3-4…

Stopped by Boggies on a Thursday afternoon in late April around 3pm. I had about 2 hours to waste, so I decided to see what was going on at some of the Michigan Ave…

The vibe in here is still good. the way the row of seats are set up it doesn't feel like a party atmosphere. They setup the tables and chairs in rows and it feels like…

The club is located down an industrial block across the street from another club Taboo, when you enter the club you cannot see the stage as you are in an enclosed area with a cashier…

This place has been thoroughly described so I'll comment only briefly. After going through the metal detector rectangular bar straight ahead with booths/tables along right wall. LD area is in left back corner…

Went to Bucks on a Friday late afternoon. I was very skeptical as I had not been to this place since it was the Xcape Club. I had heard some things about it but,…

I go to Gold Club at least once per week during the day. I go because of location and some of the dancers. Charlotte is not a great clubbing town and clubbing during…

As the title states, this is the best club in Madison. However, there are only 2 clubs in the Madison area, with all others being 40 mins to an hour away. Out of the 3…

A good mix of girls White/Black though most were young and thin. Not to aggressive though. I finally had a late 20s milf. We sat and chatted. She got me a bottle of water at…

The nice part about Gold Club is that the area feels mostly safe and parking is easy. The inside isn’t anything special but it has a nice neighborhood bar feel. When I arrive there wasn’t…

Decided to make a midweek trip to good old Platinum West. It has been a while since I have been here since I have recently moved to Charlotte. Turns out that I am not missing…

I came to this club to visit and support a friend of mine who danced here. It’s in the middle of nowhere, with trailer parks not too far away so I initially thought this was…

This club continues to look great. It's not far from a main road, in a well lit parking lot. Bouncer and cashier were friendly. The layout: walk into a large bar area, the stage and…

One of the better bangs for your buck in Austin. The cover with vip is slightly expensive at $45. You must get vip to get dances. There is a celebrity room for $100. The…

I’ve been here a few times and have had a mixed experience. The location itself is very relaxing to me. Lots of places to sit as well as stages (4 I believe). Overall I felt…

Desire has been my go-to club for about 5 years. I have had some great times there, and some not-so-positive interactions (upsells, lack of delivered promises) But it is clean, safe feeling and with a…

Club only open friday and saturday... opened up on sundays early for football games... dances bumped up to 30 dollars when covid hit and never went back down but dancers accomodate for the price.…

Mostly thick Black girls. Poorly lit,the parking lot was 1/2 full. Run down with mostly Black and Hispanic patrons. There's a pool table and bar as you come in. The doorman was friendly. Its in…

The club setting has been well-covered by others. So hopefully someone won't flag me. (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and fairly clean men's room). Non alcohol as other WA strip clubs.…

Showed up Friday night around 10 pm to no dancers. They hit me for 20 at the door and made me leave my hat with the front desk. I walked into the SMALL 1 stage…

Tuesday afternoon review Bottom Line: Players hasn't changed much so included prior information I've stated before below with some minor updates. For those who have read prior, you can just read this section which includes info specific…

Has an afternoon off started at Glamour Girls was so so. Stopped in at Cover girls in way out. Walk in paid $6 to get in. Walk thru doors bar is on left and the…

Passed by and was turned off by the valet parking but glad it didn’t cause me to turn around and leave. I went in and it is an open lay out with one main stage…

I was out again! As luck would have it I found myself at an event north and right near FlashDancers Midtown. I had been here before, after the change from Private Eyes but pre-covid. It…

This is one of 3 jewels in the crown of the Xsensual empire. The other two locations (92nd/Sandy and Foster/52nd) are not listed on TUSCL (not for lack of trying, just saying). This location was…

I visited on a Thursday and the following Sunday nights. This is by far the nicest club in the area but pricey. Everything is about 25% more than a regular club. Thursday was packed with…

Wasn't very busy on a Saturday night. $10 cover charge gets you in. There is a stage with couches off to the side where dances are done for $20 per song which is a decent…

Always had a good time at Allure. This is the kind of place for your if you are looking for no extras session with a hot gal with happy ending. Problem is you always have to…

I have not been back to Beach Girls in years. Decided to try it again; The location is on the edge of town in west Des Moines. Nearly out of town. It used…

I'm not really sure what's going on here but this is one of the most inconsistent clubs I've ever been to. This was probably my 5th or 6th time here and the vibe is…

I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while. Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of the road construction…

Been here a bunch and everyone has described it but suppose we have to do this so no one gets mad. Ample parking, small inside with two poles (usually one girl up at a time…

Visited on a Sunday evening. There was a bachelor party. A dancer with a lot of tattoos and big fake boobs did an awesome lap dance, and drew a big dick on the bachelor’s back…

Some people like details, some don’t, so I have put them at the end of this review. Easier to skip them if you don’t think that they are necessary. There were 15 or so girls…

I checked out bonkers for the first time on a friday night. There was No bouncer or cover at the door. There is parking in front right off the street and in the back.…

What else can be said about this club If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are from.…

Parked next to the east side door as I arrived about 15 minutes after opening. Really dark inside with about two other customers. Never more then 8 customers when I was there.…

This is my 2nd review of this club. It's a big place with a large stage as you walk in and a bar at the other side. There is plenty of seating and…

Arrived at 11am on Monday expecting a ghost town and girls not showing up yet or ready to dance. Paid my $5 cover and walked in. Stage is to the left and bar…

My first time here since they've been trying to make a go of it without their liquor license. Details on the December 2022 raid are in the local paper. https://www.hudsonstarobserver.com/news/cajun-club-loses-liquor-license/article_32927d0c-8164-11ed-bd92-afdebf7eef01.html but they boil down to…

I had a short stay at the Grayson Hotel (recommended on Hyatt points) in Midtown and noticed Sapphire 39 next door. Couldn't resist a peak. I think they are trying to drum up business. Never…

Mostly I've been to Cheetah at night, so I decided to try the afternoon with the promoted Happy Hour and free lunch. First, there was no cover but the girl working the front door was…

$10 cover. ID was scanned. I slipped past the bouncers as they were dealing with a larger party. Found a seat at the bar and ordered. The Coke was $4 plus. Driving so I cannot…

It really hurts me to say this but I have to say that I think “Gallaghers 2000 is now Dead Dead”. There’s a passage in Ernest Hemingway’s novel “The Sun Also Rises” in…

Finally made it back to Bandaids. I had only been there once or twice prior to this visit, but I had fun. Walked in, got patted down, I think they did a ID check too,…

I hadn’t been to a strip club in years and have never previously submitted a review (this is my second attempt at this one), but found myself alone after a business dinner in LA. So…