Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Thursday Night Disappointment

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DocAlonzo
Mar 31, 2026, 7:44 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Twas a rare Thursday evening visit for me as I usually stop during the day shift. Walked in, there were about a dozen customers scattered around the bar. Bar is rectangular, dance stage is inside the rectangle. The bartender took the $10.00 cover charge. The place is BYOB so I had a six pack of beer that the bartender put in the cooler. There were about 10 dancers there and the dollar parade began. First up was Onyx, AA dancer, cute face, big ass. Decided to take her back and she spent dance one talking about her menu and she wanted $1.2 for the PH handshake that the Brazilians include for the cost of a

Dance. I declined and stopped after dance one. Dances are $30.00 for about 4 minutes, the guy calls out the room number and the number of dances so you can keep track. I go back to my seat, Andrea and Cayenne are leaving, too bad as they’re a couple of my go to. Next up was Katherine, a tatted up “Brazilian” I think. Pretty face, decent body. We walk in the room and she all about the menu as well, she talks more than Mercedes and nothings happening except her trying to upsell me so I walked out before the end of the song. I went back to my seat, drank another beer and then left. Oh well, maybe next time. Margie the juice jockey is a cutie, too bad she doesn’t dance!

 

The playhouse is on route 130 south, in Burlington, NJ.

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