Reviews

This covers my last two visits. The first was weekday mid afternoon visit just before the buffet started. The place was packed inside and outside. Good news was a couple of favorites…

I visited recently on Monday two weeks in a row, arriving around 5pm each time. The first of the two (Columbus day) was one of my most enjoyable days at a strip club. Spent almost…

Another mediocre evening at Hollywood Hardbodies. First, the bouncer is as unfriendly as you can get. He twisted and bent my ID and kept looking at the picture, then at me and that was after…

Stopped by to see my favorite dancer there, but sadly she was tied up with one guy for what seemed like forever. In the interim though pretty much saw the entire rotation, I think a…

My first visit to PentHouse. I fealt really safe first of all with the parking area kind of well lit. Had to pay $6 as the cover. They had 2 stages but only one had…

Having tried the Spearmint Rhino which served alcohol, but no nudity, I decided to try Satin Dolls which doesn't serve alcohol, but does have nudity (or as nude as you can get under Idaho laws).…

Stopped into the Diamond Lounge for the first time ever on a recent Saturday night along with two buddies. From the get-go it was promising: as the three of us entered the place,…

This was my second trip to Southern Xposure in Princeton this year. It is a bit expensive and the ladies want to up sell. I went on a night they have the 3 dances for $35.…

Had been curious about Chez Joey for a while, and ended up stopping in here as Block Destination #2 on a recent Saturday night. Was already down money-wise from the first stop, but ended…

Treasure, a mid twenties black woman, was very nice. No extras offered, but I didn't ask either. Amazing body on her, though, also seems like a fun time. I also took Lori, an older white…

Hit up Cheaters at around midnight on a Friday night. Layout is as others described. Oval shaped bar on the right side once you enter, with seats on all 360 degrees. Left…

Stopped by around midnight on a Monday night. Had read some reviews online of the place and was thoroughly disappointed. I was one of about 4 guys in the place. Was approached by 3 dancers…

Went on a Bare Market Monday night where lap dances at your chair are $10 each all night long. Cover was $5. I ordered one drink and wasn't hounded by the attractive waitresses for another…

I'm a fan of this club. It's a far cry from old wiggles. I believe the new owners are none other than Club O. I believe they also took over Deja Vu in Hammond (now…

Stopped by Amber's first but didn't stay. Did not seem much was going on although club was fairly attractive. Decided to head down the road to Jen's. However, came to Gigi Lounge first…

I've gone to Teasers 2 times in the last month. Both have been after 9pm on Tuesday evenings. The place is not in the best part of town but it is out of…

Went back tonight (Wednesday) and last Wednesday evening (see previous review). I would not recommend it; tonight it was really slow (me and two other guys) and the dancers were uninspired. Saw a hot asian…

went on a wednesday evening. The place is a dump. most of the girls were between 4-6. there was one girl who looked like a 8 but there were too many people waiting for her.…

I've been patronizing other local clubs the last 5 years because I didn't like what was then the Camelot style: old "showgirls" with preposterous artifical tits. So I've come in here 3 times in the…

After reading other reviews about this club I had to take a trip to see for myself. I was not disappointed. I was there more just to get a feel for the club and see…

Place is still a broken down dump, but the put a new sign up. Not good area of town, but there is parking lot attendant/security at night. Four dancers this night, two black girls, one…

This club is a fairly clean club. It is not too fancy. I think the cover charge was $3.It is a very relaxed atmosphere. I am not a drinker but was paying $4 for bottles…

Dropped by on a Thursday evening - outside of this club is rundown - downright dismal looking if that matters. Free admission before 7:00 p.m. on weeknights with mandatory $10 'drink charge' - this…

This is located right next to the Glass Sipper in downtown Boston. It's a bit of sketchy neighborhood so be careful at night. Centerfolds is a very small space. In fact, when we got there, there…

rainy day visit to SC. lots of dancers but few above a 5. too many skinny chicks with tattoos and no tits. large percentage of girls were black or latina. crowd was also…

This place has quite the reputation, so I decided to make the trek into Queens to check it out. Let's say at the top, really cool, very hot girls, who are not as pushy/aggressive…

For Huntington, JB's is one of the nicer clubs inside. Southern X is the most high end, but JB's has more of a local sports bar feel that just happens to have dancers.…

This was a very late visit, around 3 in the morning. The club was full packed. Plenty of girls and patrons. Girls were dancing on the main stage behind the bar, and a few…

If you know how to play the game, you could find yourself having a great time here. pay a dollar to see a girls in a booth, they introduce themselves and you pick one. Heres…

This club is still a dump, it is still in a terrible neighborhood in Newark, and you still need to be careful before and after entry, However, security inside is tight, and it is…

Very nice looking club. one main stage and two smaller stages. The dancers are mostly Black, and mostly hot. Average quality is around 8, and there were 3-4 dimes in there.…

Centerfolds is a high end gentlemen's club in downtown Boston. The immediately preceding review comments well and accurately on the decor, set up and private dance quality of the club. I can generally…

I was in Rogers on business last week and decided to visit Bottoms Up in Fayetteville my last night in town. The club is not fancy on the inside or outside, but…

Only one other review, but... fortune favors the bold (only after winnowing out the stupid). Speaking Portuguese is very helpful here. All the dancers are Brazilian and all are well past prime... at least 30,…

This is my go-to club if I am looking for a great couch dance. Not all dancers will give you a great one, so I recommend sidling up to sniffer's row and use the…

I went there on a Saturday night not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised. There is a bar right next door to drink in and watch some football games and then you can…

It has been about 7 months since I've visited Michelle's Beach House and I thought surely that in that length of time, there could be a positive turnaround for this club. A guy friend of…

My wife & I went on a Wedneday night from 8:30pm until 9:30pm. There was 1 dancer on stage & 4 girls working the floor, with 7 girls just sitting at a the bar with…

The girls at Synn was 6 and above. At Synn they really hustle hard and keep asking to buy the girls a drink. Also, after the girls performed their dances they would come down and…

Went by Tuesday night. Had been a few times before. The owners seem to be gradually improving the facility, but it still needs work. The manager told me there were 8 dancers there, but I…

Visited this club on a friday and saturday night, interior still basically the same it has been for ten years, not fancy, not too shabby. Entrance is kind of in a little foyer, go…

The owner must visit Hollywood Show Club in Washington Park, Illinois because it Minx keeps getting more like it. They now offer bed dances, like HSC, except there is an upcharge. They have also added…

Went in late on a friday, after midnight. Got wanded at the front door, walked past the pool tables crammed into the front room, headed upstairs. It was packed. Finally found a…

This is a funky little place which typifies the Portland dive bar/strip club concept. Small, dark, down-to-earth hip chicks working the stage several songs (no rap) at a time, literally a Grandma working the bar,…

Couples are Welcome Updated! My girlfriend and I went to Key West last June and found something really different to do. We went to Living Dolls and had a great time. This week (October) we went…

I like upscale clubs.....this is far from upscale. You need to bring your own beer and there is nothing attractive about the place. There was 1 hottie sitting with her boyfriend, but the…

My wife and I went to this place after reading a few reviews. The one thing we always have problems finding is a place that is female friendly. Belive it or not it is actually…

Stopped by in the early evening, as I was staying close to the club. Upon entering, it seems fairly compact, and it is, but they have a private upstairs room. Dancers came to the stage…

This was my first visit to Harper's II (not the car wash part, the club part.) The club looks really nice inside. It is well lit, nicely appointed, and clean. The bartender (manager that night)…

Stopped into the old stomping grounds after not visiting for a couple years. The appearance has not changed recently but is not horrible. It's dark inside and oddly shaped with two stages on…

2 things: 1) In contrast to others, I easily found the club with no trouble. Go to the club's website for directions. They are absolutely perfect (if you're coming from the north, at…

Came in on a Thursday around 5. Lots of dancers, very few patrons. The dancers are really to my taste, young, I mean really young, like 18, with small tits. That's what I like, and…

I went to this place last sunday and was actually quite impressed. The layout is different than most strip clubs. Theres a fairly large L shaped bar. One side of the bar…

Went by on a thursday afternoon. I was hoping my ATF Marissa was working. I walked in and paid the $3 cover. The hostess was a dancer I used to see back in the day…

Ok ive seen better. this place is small and run down. no dj no bar. However the girls are pretty cute and they get naked. long goes a long way. the girls pretty much only…

My wife and I went to this club on Friday October 15th. It wasn't horrendously busy nor was it slow. My wife immediately spotted a cute blonde who took us back to the couch area.…

I went to this club since it was convient to my hotel (there are three hotels next to it, Holiday Inn Express, Mariot, and motel 8). It had a decent lay out with a…

Carnival looks a little on the seedy side (ok, maybe it is), but the name of the game here is old-school peep shows and a potential for high mileage (although ymmv). Basic layout: two…

There have been some changes to the VIP room here as partitions have been added offering a little more privacy. The girls seem to like it as two of three dancers got nude, a first…

OK, let me preface this review by stating that this is a candid review of an Alabama SC. Given that big disclaimer, this was a surprising trip. I made my way into the small entryway…

Brad’s has been in the top ten national rating on tuscl for a long as I can remember, and I’ve always wanted to stop by and see it for myself. After two recent…

A disappointing visit. Drink prices are still reasonable, normal bar price for me, variable levels (up to $58) for her. After watching one stage rotation, I plumped for a $20 drink at the bar to get…

Visited Mickey's on a Thursday afternoon and although I have been to this club many times, this may have been my best visit ever. Dances in the back are private and only $10 during the…

This club is outrageous on drinks. Just a water is $3. Bottle of beer $6.25. Uh no thanks. If u like white chicks the place is ok I guess, that is…

Enter at your own risk. This place will do everything in their power to rip you off. The first thing you will notice when you walk in is that the place is empty.…

I made my quarterly trip to G2. Nothing has changed in regard to the "decor". Trashy as ever. Four dancers were "working". They each take a turn walking from their spot at the bar to…

this is not a strip club... it is a swingers club... I really enjoyed my time there and was not pushed to do anything that I did not want to do... It was a very…

In town for business and decided to check this club out. Lots of dancers, large percentage of girls were black or latina. Couple of table dances with moderate contact, before hooking up with hot latina…

Went there with a group after a long day of drinking and tailgating at the football game. By this time of the night we had been drinking for a manner many of us hadn't…

This place used to be good for relatively cheap beer and semi attractive women. Well, at least the beer is still relatively cheap. I stopped in here in the hopes of sharing a beer or…

Disappointed!! My first visit here. Walk in on a Thursday night at 10pm. Usually a good night and time at any top club. When paying my $10 cover charge the girl is telling me how…

The last time i was in this club was back in march. I reread my review of that visit a few moments ago.. Exactly the same experience.. I mean exactly. Same time in the club..…

Just an update on Rick's. The management caught a case of the stupid This review covers a series of Tuesday visits. In early October they changed the price structure of dances as follows 1. Main…

Library isn't a great club or anything, but it is something different than all the high-pressure, high-cost places near the Strip. Other than the $5 cover, there's really no pressure at all. Girls…

Like others have said, this place is tough to find and it doesn't have a huge parking lot. It isn't the biggest of bars, but it is in good shape. I was there…

Woody's is a clean club located by the Eastern Iowa Airport. The wait staff and door girl are nice and friendly. However, in the 5 years that I've been going to Woody's things have changed.…

Self parking, $5 to get in and $1.50 for a beer, great start. 1st time here. Apx. 14 guys and 6 maybe 7 dancers. 4 black, 1 blond and 1 brunette. All were tall and…

Revisited the Palomino again this year during our trip to Vegas. We considered visiting other clubs this year but after reading reviews on this sidecant a strip club review book, decided we head back…

I have been to this club a few times before. On this particular Friday night, I arrived at about 10 pm and dancer quality spanned a wide range from porkers you wouldn't believe to…

My friends and I visit Jumbo's on a fairly regular basis. The drinks are relatively cheap ($5-$7 for most items), compared to many of the other bars close by. The place is very small, so…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times when I am in town visiting friends. Usually get there between 1 and 3 am, depending on how the bars are treating me. There is usually a good…

In Baltimore at a conference, I tried this place on a recommendation from a fellow TUSCLer. The Hustler franchises do vary considerably with this one being one of the best. I was able…

I went to Paradise Saloon in April then again in June. There is a $15 membership fee with a 10 day waiting period before you can enter, but you can fill out the membership…

I just had an awesome night at 2001. In town on business, I told the cabbie to take me to Mons Venus, but for some reason on the way, I changed my mind. I am…

I just had an awesome night at 2001. In town on business, I told the cabbie to take me to Mons Venus, but for some reason on the way, I changed my mind. I am…

I have been here several times - the Diamond Lounge is always a sociological treat. The doormen and bartenders are generally very friendly, and don't push drinks too much, but tips are always welcome. Being…

I normally don't come to this club at night. In fact, I can't remember the last time I was here after 8pm. First, there's valet parking. I suppose you don't have to tip the guy,…

I visited late on a busy Saturday night. The building does not look like much from the outside. Inside was well lit and it looked ok, nothing fancy here. The girls were…

I was in Indy for one night and paid a visit to Brad's Brass Flamingo on 15 Oct. I arrived at about 11:30 PM last Saturday night and stayed until about 1:30 AM.…

I have been to this club several times and I don't recommend it. They trick you on the length of the songs, 2-2.5 minutes max. I talked to the DJ and he said that for…

I stop by here on Sundays from time to time. It's usually not crowded and there are usually about 8-10 dancers working. It's one of the pricier clubs I've been to, with the $20 cover…

I still visit this club when I am in COI. The crowds are pretty thin when I go during the weekdays which i can really like. This usually means I don't have to…

I was in Palm Bay Florida to visit family, and I made my stop to the IR to see if is still the best club in Cocoa Beach. Went on Thursday afternoon about 1:30 PM. Had…

I stopped by Babe's on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I've found this club to be much higher mileage during the day shift vs. night and weekends when it's packed with 100+ patrons and 20…

Made my first visit to the Penthouse Club last night. I was able to park on the street and avoid the $6.00 Valet charge. $20.00 entrance fee which is higher then I pay…

I hesitated to write this review as I didn't want to defame one of the few nightclubs in the area, but I felt I owed it to my fellow TUSCLers to fully disclose this "experience." Anyway,…

This club has a nice layout and decent dances (good grind and contact) but is quiet during weekday afternoons, which is when I came in. I got in and took a seat by the…

This is actually a compilation of two recent visits. I really, REALLY want to like this place. I tend to like seedy clubs, and this place certainly qualifies. But I never really enjoy the…

Wow - this club is good! Lots of very hot dancers and lap dances are decent. As with Wisconsin clubs, you cannot touch the dancers, but they do grind on you a lot, which I…

Im now in Cabo for a week of fun in the sun and there is a huge fishing tournamnet going on The BIsbees which will pay out the winner over 1 million bucks, unbelievable how…