Reviews

If you're looking for supermodels, this is not your place. What you are guaranteed of is variety. The girls are white, black, and hispanic. Some have a few extra pounds (if you're into that) and…

First off, of you visit, make sure to bring your night vision goggles and some ear plugs. Walked in around 2pm on a Friday and kept bumping into shit it was so dark. When I…

HBs was a dud and I wasn't ready to go home so I figured I'd give Scores a try. Parking was $6 valet but the good news was they took my zillion year old comp'ed pass.…

I am mostly a daytime guy, since I seem to get more attention IME, the music isn't as loud and the girls are not parked with their regulars as much. I was in town on…

I went back after several years. The pool table room has been remodeled and now features open booths for lap dances. The VIP area is still upstairs but none of the dancers recommended…

This was my first visit to Christines. It's kind of confusing because it is billed as a Steakhouse and a Caberet. They are actually 2 seperate halves, each with its own door. Went by early…

Save your time and money. The quality is poor and the prices are high. It's like paying gourmet French restaurant prices for a Big Mac. After seeing the staff and hearing what they charged, not…

I started the day off at Cheetah Hallandale and was having a great time. For some reason, I decided to stop by Scarletts and check it out. Wow, if hindsight was 20-20, I…

Unless someone else has written one and it's awaiting approval before it's posted, I have the honor of posting the first review of one of the worst strip clubs in the nation. It's new…

I have been to clubs everywhere in the eastern US....I can find no other club like this one. If there is another one like this then somebody please tell me. Most of the…

I was in Cleveland over the weekend and decided to visit Amber's. I had been to the club years ago under another name, and while the interior looks better, the dance privacy is a…

This place never has more than 2 to 5 girls...and sometimes they look BAD! Club is really dark inside to cover the ugly....but fat is hard to hide in the darkness. But if…

So wife and I decided to try the rhino during our trip to Vegas. Got there around 12:30, after a hefty cover charge of 20 bucks for me (wife was free), we sat down a…

the girls look good...but thats about all the good I got to say about it. I feel invisible everytime I go in this place....stuck up bitches it seems like to me.…

Looking to chill for a while before meeting some friends for dinner. It was one of those hot days last week so I thought it would be nice to get inside a cool place.…

On my recent (Sep, 2011) and first trip to Medellin, I found Fase Dos (Face II) to be by far the best strip club out of the 7 or 8 I had visited. However,…

I have been to lots of clubs all over the eastern US....and this is my least favorite of all. And I've been there several times...so I know. If you are a woman wanting…

I was in there about 4 weeks ago and it was great...but I can't believe its always that good. a big car load of girls came in from Nashville...trying to get away from the…

Made my a little more than monthly visit to this club again. For the first time ever though, some dancers remembered me. They sat with me and ordered drinks and had a few dances, all…

First visit to PP in roughly 6 months, and while a number of not so positive reviews were posted over the summer, there was no sign of negativity today (other than the ear shattering music…

All of the reviews are correct. Follies is the best strip club in the state of Georgia. It's amazing to see how popular Follies has become over the past few years. I visited at…

after going to some joint out over in jersey without any fun and success i decided to give this a place another go as i haven't been here in about 5 months. got word that…

Late on a Wednesday night. Bored, so why not check out the local club in a dead town. Vivid looks safe and kind of new. Walked in and found 7 dancers and…

I love OG and have been going for over a decade. Have not been there for the last year or so. There last night and was dissapointed. Girls were of varying quality,…

First time to this place. Read reviews on TUSCL. Nice club okay size. Had maybe 6-10 dancers working. Young, too young for me. Decent shape petite, no lv quality…

Relaxed atmosphere. Nice stage layout. Attractive looking girls mixed in with some 5's. The girls spent a lot of time talking to me before asking for dances and were good conversationalists. Girls have great stage…

Its a nice club that's not too fancy but not totally trashy either. Went on a Thursday night after 7 and there were a fair number of girls on shift. Mostly Eastern European or Long…

$40 dances, you get what you pay for but your money goes quick. Most girls just take their top off at the beggining of the song then go for it. I think half of the…

This club has been described pretty accurately by others.... No DJ, a jukebox, Bud Bud Light is it on the beer, terrible chairs & no privacy or VIP room as the laps are done in…

The Mint is always hit or miss, and most of the time miss. I stopped by here on a Friday evening around 10:00 PM . At least this club starts going before midnight, as…

One of the better topless/pasty clubs in the mid west but this club IS NOT A NUDE CLUB! They are adding on to the club & this club has many good attributes such as…

Stop into the Caddy on my way back through Providence. I'd only ever been there on weekday afternoons and this was a chance to see a different side. Good news and bad. Place…

Got here about 8:30 on Friday. Decent crowd, $10 cover I think (I had a pass). Bartenders, waitresses, hostesses, door girl all attractive. Compared to some places drink prices not that bad, mixed drink was…

Arrived at 5:30 to find a fairly packed place as far as dancers and customers. I'm sure there were at least ten dancers, maybe more, and the usual happy hour crowd. The place tends to…

I was fairly broke when I arrived, and I still had a good time! It was a Friday afternoon, so I expected the place to be dead. No trouble parking. As usual,…

Sunday evening visit to Hi-liter. There was no cover tonight because no one at the door. It was the first time that has happened to me at night. Usually there is cover,…

I pretty much wrote this place off as a regular after the day-time Brazilian exodus last spring. A couple of daytime visits in June were short-lived and very disappointing. I decided to give the…

My first trip back to a club since HT closed. Got here around 9 and the place was packed, really crowded. People were even sitting on the LD seats. There were a lot of…

I went on a Tuesday night 10/11/11 around 10 pm. Have been here in the afternoon but not at night. The cover was only $5 and they still had the 2 4 1 specials. There…

Usually Red Parrot is the place to go to have a great time in El Paso. 9 out of 10 times you can always find what you are looking for with a charming lady. However,…

Thinking back to what I got for the same $20 spent on a dance back in the Giuliani days makes me want to cry. The two way contact during lap dances has dramatically increased!…

I have been to this club SEVERAL times. I have visited weekdays and weekends. There are more girls that are an 8-10+(looks) than not, majority of the time. If you are coming to watch the…

$15 entry, $12 drinks, $20 dances, private room is 160/360 half/full hour. Pros: Club has great vibe to it. Relaxed atmosphere, yet a lot of dancers. Girls are good looking and will hang out,…

Living in Chicago and deciding not to make the trip to Melrose Park, I decided to take a chance on Cha Chas although I was a bit worried about the safety of that area of…

I went Saturday around 12am and it was very packed. The dancer quality was pretty good. There is one dancer I generally look for because she gives great lapdances. Very thick redbone…

I went into the Dollhouse after a long time away. What used to be a well-kept club with some of Columbus' hottest girls has turned into a run down neglected bar with very few…

For a NY strip club, this place is big. You walk in... there are places to the right, to the left... area's where you could have you're own private party and not be bothered at all…

Stopped by one of my designated new favorite spots, which is important because in these adventures I consider myself like an athlete and I've just signed up for at least two more years with Jimmy's…

Heard good reviews about the club and decided to pay a visit. Not bad for the first experince. Dancers were mixed. Some fat and old but had some nice chicks as well. $25 for a…

Made a quick visit to sr to find the place was PACKED with girls and patrons. I found myself a seat about two back from the stage and was greeted by a multitude of girls,…

Okay, this club is good if you like it more lax. The girls are not playboy models. There is not much silicone. Also less ego. They are more friendly. Shit is cheap..... A ten dollar…

It's been years since I last visited the 8Ball. A recent visit reminded me why. This is a poorly managed dive SC. Arrived about 8:00pm, paid the $5 cover and sat down.…

I showed up a little after midnight, after being in Carbondale all day drinking for Homecoming. I went in and got a beer (only $2 for a bottle of Bud Light). Went up…

Stopped in on my trip to Orlando. I have been going to the club when in town for the last 10 years. It was probably a mistake to go in on this occassion.…

I decided to hit several clubs since I had the whole night ahead of me. I arrived at Vanity (for my first visit) not expecting much, given the majority of past reviews. When I arrived,…

My second stop of the night, against my better judgment, was Kahoots. If you've read me in the past, you know I soured on this club and some of its uppity day girls. But I…

I went in on a Wednesday night and when I walked in there was no one there except the people working. I was charged a $15 drink minimum to get in and this is…

It's a little hard to see driving by; it's in a corner of a strip mall. It's near a 99Cents store and a Chase Branch isn't far away. They swipe your ID upon entry;…

Went to Club 390 for the first time in a few years. It so happened to be their 7th year anniversary and they had a featured dancer in pornstar Stormy Daniels. The crowd…

I loved it! Girls were beautiful, and had a great time. Happen to be there when it was one of the dancers birthday - all the girls took turns giving her lap dance…

This club was small and charged a $15 cover. Parking was scarce; I had to park on the street near the club in a metered space. When I got there on a Saturday…

This was me second visit this year, had time to kill while waiting for a connecting flight at nearby Detroit Metro Airport (my favorite airport in the USA). Anyway, the alternate nearby choices (Landing…

It would be easy to miss this club if there wasn't a sign, it's in a residential area of 29 right next to a week to week apartment building. The building itself is getting…

The club is easy to get to since it's right off the interstate but since the place looks like a converted house set back with a gate it is easy to drive past. When…

Whoa! I've been around for a while and this place ranks right up there. The reviewer below me probably went on an off day and granted, this was my first time at Vic's,…

After visiting Mons Venus the day earlier I went to 2001 Odyssey. I was ther arround 10PM. The cover was $15, $5 less than Mons Venus. But the semi private Lap dances were $25 with…

There's one major problem with this place, and that's that it's the definition of "hit and miss." And I'm not just talking about finding a girl you like, but finding one, period. My…

After being dared to do some recon at this bar i was quite surprised. Decided to stop by after being close by........Interesting enough, this place is located right infront of the entrance of a golf…

My first visit to the Blue Moon, but because of all of the information I have received from fellow TUSCL members, I felt as though I had been there many times before and could act…

There's a huge variation from one girl to the next at Kamal's. One girl gave the best dance that I've had in Atlanta, another gave what amounted to little more than an airdance and…

First of all i visited mustangs on a Friday and it was dead there were more dancers than customers. I dont see why they always say they have no room for any more dancers when…

Glass City is a great Club to see the girls are hot and friendly, they sit and tallk to you and get to know you. It doesn't matter what shift or girls they all…

Went here for the first time to sample all the goods I could and didn’t find what I was really looking for until the very end. I was approached by a petite Cuban and her…

The cover is cheap and the beer is selection is poor. Girls ranged from a 1 to a 5. mostly black girls when i went, which is annnoying. the one that was…

First time I've been to this Deja Vu. It was a slow Monday afternoon. Well, seemed slow since there was only 5 guys in the place when I walked in. And they were all…

I was in Deja Vu earlier in the day and had a pocket full of twoenties still. So, I clipped the coupon out of a local paper and walked into Synn. I don't think there were…

I visited Thursday afternoon and the place was not very busy and the girls were friendly and for the most part entertaining. There was about a dozen girls that were working the afternoon shift and…

Atlanta - home of the air dances. Although it is getting a bit better. This was my first visit in awhile but I have been here several times before and knew what to…

re-opened. $15 dances since re-open, $20 dance in starlight room. lots of girls, great vibe to place. bartender and waitresses are as hot as the dancers, which is always a good sign.…

I've been here a few times already and I've got to say, I'm starting to like TC ... it's not the best club that I've been to but it is pretty reliable. First off, basic costs.…

Coming from California, visiting a strip club with no lap dances is pretty different. This club has many stages, shaped in squares where the customers can sit around the edges watching their favorite dancer.…

Erotic Cabaret - This is what you are probably wishing for when contemplating the Moulin Rouge... A small, intimate setting underground with room for no more than 10 people. Everything is choreographed and the girls…

I went to PT's Showclub on a Sunday evening. The inside of the club isn't bad at all and seems to be in a fairly safe area. The girls were very friendly and…

Can't believe I went in here again. I got lost looking for a shortcut to 95 from J-ville and wound up out in BFE. After asking for directions (no I don't have a GPS)I found…

Directed to Perfect 10 by a local, who probably hasn't been to many clubs outside Austin as I wasn't terribly impressed. Place was pretty empty for an early week night, and number of girls…

wow... its an awesum place to vist ,... girls are friendly and awesum here ... full contact is allowed and girls are topless.... its fun being there ... lost money wid girls .... 30 dollars…

My first visit to Rachels Steakhouse. It a nice place with half being the bar/club and half being the restaurant. They had annoying little manager that kept complaing to the girls about ridulous stuff. There…

I was in Worcester with some friends and our girlfriends on a Friday night and the girls said they wanted to hit a strip club. I suggested driving the extra 20 minutes to marios because…

After visiting the Wild Horse Cabaret (see my review of that if interested) I walked across the parking lot to the Mustang Ranch to see what kind of girls were there. Like the Wild Horse, the…

Went with a group of four guys after a night of drinking and arrived after midnight. The inside of the club looks great, the girls looked really nice but that is the best…

Went early on a Saturday afternoon. The usual 3 girls that are always there were there. 2 older dancers with blonde hair and one younger, but not young one with dark hair. I was…

I was at 7th heaven this afternoon (for only my second time), around 2:00. When I arrived there were 4 dancers and 4 patrons… Maybe 6 or 7 patrons when I left at 3:30. I…

Follow up review. My first review was not long after Scores had opened and I was highly impressed. After quite a few visits and nearing their one year anniversary I’ve got to say…

I have been going to this place for a while. You always get a bang for your buck if you know how to negotiate on a cheaper dance. I have learned through the years…

I have probably been to this club fifteen times within the past eight years. It is usually a moderately packed crowd. There seems to be a high turn over ratio with the girls here, meaning…

Visited pigales again and this place never disappoints. Refer to my earlier reviews for physical club description. Got in at about 10:30pm and there were a multitude of women, about 40. I'd say mostly 7-8,…

In the area on business, so decided to try out SC based on reviews here. Previous reviews seemed pretty accurate .... I especially liked the reasonable drink prices. Parking lot is located in…

I hadn't been to this club in nearly 8 years but was travelling and decided to take a break and what better place than a strip club. Walking in I knew not one person…

Decided to stay over an extra night in Socal. Hit Deja Vu right when it opened on a Thursday. About five PL's in the house and 10 plus dancers. Most were in the back.…

Hate the fact that they charge for parking but more and more clubs are doing it. I hate that the dances are given on very large couches shared by others getting dances in a public…