Reviews

This is your typical small town club. A bit older, a touch run down, and in no way unique or original. Cover was 2 bucks. Beers were 3.50. There is a small center stage with…

I visited HB on a Thurdsay. The club is pretty well lit. It has a main stage and a satellite stage. Girls go from the main to the satellite then into the crowd. The beer…

This is one of the larger Onyx club chains out there. There are tons of girls during the evening and night shift. There is no real VIP area, so lap dances are generally out in…

I've been going her off and on for a few years. A lot of girls came here after the Pink Pony South closed. So if you are looking for a girl from PP South, try…

Came in after midnight friday night had a few customers lined up around the stage, paid a $20 cover and got a wristband for 10 bucks, its byob and fully nude. they have 2 stages…

I've only been to this club and Go Go Rama a bit south, and both are top notch. I prefer this club as it's not a lap dance factory and girls tend to be…

To start with pleas bear with me, this is my first review, and the first club I've been to, so I don't have all that much to compare against. I would have to say this club…

Visited this afternoon. Good things about the club are that the music was at an acceptable level so I could talk to the dancers, clean club and there were maybe 6 very nice dancers…

The first time I attended this club was on a Saturday night, around 1 am. Clearly I was late for the Halloween Saturday events but I still left with a positive experience. The club is…

Went in for a few drinks.....memphis has a law where u can bring your own liquor in their strip clubs....so with tequila and friends(lime and salt) me and my girls went in...i must say these…

First time visiting Hip Hugger and It took a little getting used to. I normally spend my SC dollar at the Brass Flamingo but with their huge price increase decided to give this club a…

Okay, You are going to want to read this one. HK is a lifechanging experience. There are a shitload of dancers in the middle of the afternoon on a Monday. These are…

I usually visit strip clubs in Illinois. I was on a business trip and had some time to spare. I had read good reviews of Scarlett and thought I would check it out. I was…

Was not sure what to expect when I went to this club. Physically it is a smaller club, one floor with low ceilings. That said it's like a big old ranch house so…

Mia looked good...but I would call her a major teaser/hustler. She approached when I first walked into the club and was very flirtatious and touchy. She was wearing a bikini type outfit…

Got out of work early so i decided "ehh im on this side of town so ill stop by a club". This was the first club i was able to get into, from the outside…

Club is not nude thou was formerly Deja Vu. Girls strip to pasties, dance for 2 max 3 songs. Buy a drink? $20. Buy one dance? One song $30. Friendly place,…

I was coming into town early one evening and decided to stop by and see what it had to offer. The reason I picked this particular club was because it was convenient and just a…

I saw this place from the interstate, you can't miss it. The parking lot was well lit, I felt fine leaving my car there. Inside was also well lit, a little too bright…

If you are in Wichita this is the best club to visit. It is a clean club with a decent amount of space. It has three stages and lots of tables. My one complaint is…

Visited BTs a couple of times in the last month on a weeknight: Thursday Night - Quite a few dancers, about 20, and they had four dancers on at the same time, two dancers on the…

Thursday night at TL the crowd is thin and so is the selection. Mariah and Coco two young blonde girls who I've chatted with in the past hit me up for dances. Being…

This club was bought out by the Pony so have changed names and management. The girls normally range fro 5's to 9's. they are mostly caucasian but there are a couple of Ebony ladies. The…

I visited CD at around 9:30 on Friday night. The building now has an enormous deck on the front of the building that looks like it cost as much to build as a small…

Haven't been here in years, decided to go for a bit of nostalgia. Pay the $20 buck cover to get in, and the girl at the register asks if I want a handstamp to go…

Man, I spent 1998-2002 here like nobody's business. I remember before the big remodel the peep show upstairs...good times. Getting head in the video booth... In any case, I haven't been back to the Ontario…

Arrived around 5pm today and saw about 8 girls on hand. closer to 6pm the dancers started their shift change and it was quiet until 8pm Around 630 a nice thick girl came…

Felt pretty clean inside, they get fully nude on stage not enough real dancing instead they like to play a lot of games shoot the pussy or get the dollar bill in the cup. They…

OK..this may be a little different than some, but when I go to a topless bar, I go with my wife cause she likes to go every bit as much as I do (yes, she…

The club seemed to have lost its charm since the club became Topless. But if you choose the right dancer and you're getting along with her, a lot of them will get naked for…

First time to Rhino in Las Vegas. Called for free pickup, which arrived in ~15 min at my hotel. Entry is free with pickup. Cab ride back to hotel on strip was about ~$10. Drinks…

Another visit to the club. With website coupon, entry was $5 (free if you show up earlier). Drinks a bit pricey, no alcohol of course as this is a nude club. Inside is a very…

This was my second visit to this club. I had visited this club a year ago and I had a really good time there. I like a little heavier natural girls than the skinny model…

Visited Excape on a Wednesday evening. Heinekens were $3.00. There is usually a beer special most weeknights. No cover. Bathroom is fairly big with no attendant. 2 dancers on stage at a time. They dance 1 song, go around…

I like this place. It's a small hole in the wall joint. Parking is fenced in and lit well. Security checks on the lot periodically which is great. Nothing like explaining to your wife the…

Visited here because it was close to home, and it is a nice club.....girls are generally fairly friendly and never have a problem getting a drink or seat at the stage.....honestly in my opinion the…

First time at BDs and man did I have a great time! The club is pretty big with at least 5 stages counting the main one. Beer is a little pricy but…

I went for a late lunch on a Friday afternoon. They have an odd pricing structure with $5 cover ($10 after 3:00 PM), domestic beers for $1.50 and food is free. Dancers are friendly and…

Made a Sunday evening visit to Bourbon Street. It was a little slow in the club. There are a lot of dancers however. Most are very attractive as usual. BSC has…

Do not go ! This was the first joint i have ever visited in switzerland. I went on a Tuesday night and i was the only customer in the place. There were about 10 girls…

Had a few moments to myself, so I passed by a familiar place. I haven't been here in a long time, but heard about their setting change up. It looks pretty much the same…

Haven't reviewed this clun in awhile so I thought I'd provide an update. This visit took place on Sunday January 15th. No Patriots game as they won the night before and I chose…

You have got to be kidding me. This place is sad. I went because I had found a website that rated only Texan clubs and said this was a four out of five stars. Cover…

Went in at 630pm on a Sunday, the club was pretty empty and cold, this places is an OLD Chinese restaurant and it looks like it was outdated as such in the early 90s.…

Its a good club compared to other LV clubs. We went there for a bachelor party and bought a prepackaged deal for 2 bottles, free admission, free limo ride to and from the club as…

The new Squire is about the same as the old Squire. There are a handful of dancers, and their stage performances are not quite as good as the clubs in RI. They just…

Stopped by this place while I was in town. My experiences here have always been good to real good. this time it was really, really good. I just wanted to drink a…

Walked in around 9pm on a Monday - club was half full. Not many women around - but most of them were great looking. Unfortunately, most of them were also occupied doing dances.…

I heard good things about skin so I decided to check it out. It was a sunday so anyone reading this should note that (although it was a holiday weekend so no one was…

Went there after going to a Bucs game. This is after 15 years that I haven't been to Mons. It hasn't changed much. Dancers are super hot. They don't talk -…

Got a $50 for 3 lap dance deal from a heavy girl with a decent looking face that tried to up sale me on the $600 hot tub for 30 mins. The quality of…

This club was awesome! I went on a Tuesday night, there was no cover charge on Mondays & Tuesdays and dances were 2 for $20!! The girls were hot with big knockers!!!! The bartender was…

I'm a regular here. Left happy most of the time. Less expensive than Christine's Cabaret, and Oasis. Some of my all time favorites are not there anymore, but that's ok. Can be replaced. Regular lap…

Hit Lace on a Wednesday afternoon at about 6pm after a mini tour of gogo bars in Northeast NJ. This was our last stop. Unfortunately when we got there no dancers were on stage.…

I was there on a recent Sunday for about 5 hours so i got to see many of the dancers. first off, the waitress was really cute and helpful. she may have been the hottest…

I was visiting from out of state and was not sure what to expect. Reviews I have read about the Nashville clubs have been luke warm. I have to say I was pleasantly…

This is a a frustrating club -- there are several very attractive women here, but they are the ones that are either sticklers for not just the rules, but going beyond the rules (maybe…

Having experienced clubs of all stripes from coast to coast (and then some), it's fair to say that there's nothing particularly special about OG from the looks of it. We arrived to the club by limo,…

I got there and paid fifteen to get in. as soon as I sat a beautiful latina approached me and got to talking. Not a minute later the waitress came by asking me to buy…

If you're like me, and you've enjoyed the finer things in life at clubs in major cities like Las Vegas, San Francisco, Atlanta, and the like, you're not likely to even attempt to go into…

Haven't been to this club in almost a year so decided to stop in and see if anything had change. Club layout was the same with the exception of the dividers in the Lap-dance area…

Stopped in here again earlier this week after having a decent time before Christmas. As usual, hardcore porn on one screen, sports on the other. I sat down and within minutes an attractive blonde named…

I ended up here in the middle of the week with a buddy. This bar has a few things going for it. First, there's no cover. Second, cheap pictures of beer. Third, I only spent…

Stopped in on a Wednesday around 10PM. Same place as I remember from last time. I dont understand why the security guy prefers to escort everybody to their seats. I have to…

The club is in an rural out of the way location. On week nights the Dome usually has 20 or so dancers. The cover is $15.00. Dollar lap dances are offered…

This one is the one. Def the best in CT. You'll get your money worth on the lap dances, trust me. Don't bother sitting at the pole. Fun doesn't start until you drop that $20.…

I only recommend this club if you're a fan of porn and your favorite girl is doing a feature show. If this is the case, show up about an hour early to get a good…

I took a family member in from out of town to this bar. And it seemed like a nice enough place. The beer is a little expensive. But not to bad. there were enough pool…

Visited on a Fri night around 10 pm and had a pretty good time. A 5 or 6 girls working (two white, one latina, two or three black girls). Definitely has a dive…

I constantly go to this place because I can consistently find a girl to have a good time with. I have a thing for black girls and there are always plenty there. They are real…

MG is has quickly become my wife and myself favorite club, it is very couple friendly. If you are a couple looking for a classy place where you will feel welcome this is it. Most…

this club is very good bouncers are tools peeping toms on your dime girls nice and hot will talk to you if you pay for lap dance or nude show if your up to it…

Visited on a Friday afternoon. By far this club had the best looking, youngest girls on the block. Its the clean, comfortable and upscale. The drink prices were cheaper than the…

I visited Scores with my friend after the X Mas this year and boy was it rocking. Girls are pretty and dancers are super hot. Went for a private dance too and i just couldnt…

I came a here a few months ago while on vacation. I hadn't been to Seattle club since the huge crack down. Overall, this place wasn't too bad. The parking was easy and cover charge…

I happened by this club purely by chance when I was in town for a business convention. They woman outside said free cover, so I walked in. This is the dirtiest, smallest club I've ever…

Arrived around 9:30pm and stayed until around 11pm. I like the parking is always free and roped off for its customers if the nearby party club is open to prevent the party club patrons from…

I was on a business trip, and because of TUSCL reviews, and the location to my hotel, I chose this one as my serious visit. Avoid everything on Bourbon street and goto this club. It…

Scores is the best place on Bourbon Street...we checked out lots of the clubs, and kept coming back to Scores. The dancers were great....especially a few that seemed to be willing to do a…

Apparently I'm rich and have nothing to do with my money but waste it. Africanlovepimp is spot on with his report on this place. I went on 01/14/12 around 10:30pm. Parking is always free and…

Went there... same old IR, got a dance from Hannah, she has the biggest natural tits in the club... so I had to sample big boobs. Then on went to taste Sierra or Cierra... ohh…

Visited Maris Gras on a business trip to Atlanta. Close to my hotel and gave it a try. Club is a basic setup, does not have the nice plush chair you would see other high…

Very small place. Lots of dancers working. Club was packed and there still seemed to be a lot of dancers. Stage is uneventful, but the dancers working the room were all very…

This is a day and night review. I stopped by at 5:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. I walked into the shop that the "theatre" is attached to and noticed no customers. There…

I tried to walk in using the door to the left of parking lot and saw it was locked almost turned around and left but I could girls talking inside so found the entrance on…

So I asked a taxi to take me to a "strip of clubs" - terrible choice of words - the guy with broken spanish takes to me Frenchy's. I then ask to go rather to…

Selected a pulmonia driver at GusyGus who took me on a tour. Hipocampo Tarranda and Botana with stops at massage places on the way... Like hipocampo, Tarranda has a 30 peso cover and…

After Hipocampo and Tarrandas with side stops at Tamaulipas(sp?) ended up with Sergio the pulmonia driver at Botana. Of the 3 we went to Botana was the classier place. 50 pesos cover.…

Great experience at Adelitas as always! Been here a couple of times and its a always a good offering of girls on display. Walked in around 8pm on a Wed night and there were about…

Stopped in on way home from business meeting for my second visit, the first being early afternoon day shift. The first thing I noticed was the dancers were on average lost 40 to 70…

First time here and in any PA strip club. I arrived early to avoid crowds, around 9:30. The girls weren't really too bothered about impressing anyone as the place was empty. But the girls on…

Once again, a great trip to Spyce a week or so ago. I went with my girl, an old friend, and his wife - it was her first time in a strip club.…

Wow. Union Jacks is the place I always bring out-of-towners to show them how grungy Portland clubs can be - but a couple weeks ago was too much for even me. The dancers…

Had to check it out. Nice racial mix of 4-6s mostly moms, with saggy boobs and pot belly but no real porkers. Got a $4 Ginger Ale, and a couple of $5 dances,…

I'd never been to Lucky Devil before but went with my girlfriend on a night of club-hopping. Wow, the dancers were REALLY hot for the most part - totally unexpected. They were also…

Stopped in after a couple of the usual haunts were unusually crappy. It seemed like no one was working anywhere today. Are there stripper holidays? At the Lucky Corner, there were two dancers, one of…

Went by this evening and found the physical plant the same. Three stages with poles - two in the main room and the other on the other side of the bar. It was $ 10…

This is my third time to LFHC in about as many years. It was also my most disappointing. On the down side, I got talked into paying the upcharge for the upstairs bar…

This review is actually a couple of weeks overdue. Went back to PH the week before Christmas. Got there a little bit later than I would have liked and door man tells me…

This place is fairly out of any major town bur still a nive club to visit. As for the dancers, attitudes can vary from one to another but overall they are cool and very friendly girls.…