Reviews

You definitely can Miss it if you don't know what you're looking for. Located at where county line and route 309 should intersect, except that they don't, all the way at the end of county…

Like many places it is in a nondescript area, not much around. I always prefer to take a cab because I’m easily sketched out and don’t like to leave my car in club lots. Hot Texas…

I was in town on business and got bored in the hotel. I arrived around midnight. $20 cover with 15-20 people in the club. About 5-6 ladies working. Only 1 was hot in my opinion.…

Visited on a recent Friday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the boonies. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was a grizzly looking guy. Didn’t really…

I was in Morristown, so I decided to stop by Fringe for a beer and check it out again. Fringe has an updated and slightly upscale look and feel to it. There is…

I head the Coliseum was allowing fun in back again, so I stopped in a couple of days ago mid-afternoon to check it out myself. The basics haven't changed, you still pull up to the…

Read that this place was different than the typical strip club so stopped by on a Thursday around 1am. Like other reviewers mentioned, it's located in an industrial area so was pretty dead at this…

Came in here last Sunday with a buddy of mine. As soon as we walked in 4 girls grabbed my arm and started selling a vip with no hesitation. I mean I like when a…

Thinking with the wrong head On a recent weekday afternoon at Barbie's pink wonderland in Burlington, I made a rookie mistake of allowing the little guy to make a bad decision. We all know either from personal…

Stopped by late on a Friday Night. I drop in fairly regularly since I often pass thru this area. Located in a quiet residential area, it’s really just a neighborhood bar with the possibility of…

First time at this place -- as people will mention, go to Sneaky Pete's to get a drink first, get your hand stamped then, and then go upstairs. I walked in, bought my $14 required…

This was my first visit to PaperMoon and my first time at a Virginia club. I only thought to come because a dancer I met in Atlanta is from the area and said she sometimes…

Outside: (Thursday night Review)Smallish Gold Club sign along the street on a busy but uncluttered commercial area city avenue. The area is not cosmopolitan but it’s not a crime area IME. The building is standalone…

I was in the neighboorhood last Saturday afternoon so decided to stop by The Venue. Plenty of parking, no cover, dirty bathroom and bar to the right. Lapdance booths are in the back, behind the…

Went to Pandora's around 6 in the evening after work. Parking lot was nearly full which is probably a good sign. Cover was 10$ (happy hour price I guess). Opted for a coke (2 for…

I went to Club 390 on a Wednesday afternoon. There was plenty of parking and the entrance to the Club has a big room before you even get in the club. I walked into the…

This is my favorite place in Pittsburgh as is clear from all the reviews that tI wrote. I have become somewhat of a regular since last few months and the reception guy, manager, bartender and…

Came into the club at close to 3am. There was valet parking only but I don’t recall how much it cost. Before you enter the club you are patted down, you head inside, pay the cover…

So I made another visit here. Club is located a few minutes off the highway in an industrial part of town. Walk in, metal detector, all that jazz, no cover, yada yada. Came in on…

So I actually used to dance at skins I worked here for about 2 weeks. (Had to wait for my check because of the amount) I only ever got 1 vip room when I realized…

First of all, I am a female and visited with my husband. It was a Thursday around seven and there was no one at the door so we went on and grabbed some seats at…

Topical has taken on a transformation over the last few years. It has now become the younger sister to HK across the street. There are things that separate but slowly there are becoming less and…

BOTTOM LINE UP FRONT, unfortunately the Parrot is no longer the place to be...and honestly kinda sad now. Review: After many a visit to El Paso, and hearing from locals the Red Parrot was the place to…

Stopped by on my way to golf on Friday afternoon. Desires was packed. Lots of regulars hangin with girls they know. I am a Wednesday or Thursday evening guy; so not too many familiar faces.…

TL:DR $3 cover, $20 lap dances. Lots of dancers for a Thursday, limited variety (mostly Latinas), and half a dozen topless dancers visible at all times. More dancers than customers. Helps if you speak some Spanish.…

Visited this place on a Saturday night coming from the movie theater. The cover charge is pretty pricy at $25 but you get a bottle of water with admission so I guess that makes up…

So the first thing about this place is the parking is great and discrete. You walk into the store part and pay $15 for access to the club. Before you go, I would recommend looking…

Bigger crowd than you see here most of the time. There were at least a dozen dancers and probably twice that many PL‘s at 10:30 PM on a Friday evening. Entry included an $11 cover charge…

Stopped by on Tuesday afternoon around 12:30 to see very few cars in the parking lot but figured I’d check it out anyway. As I walked in, I was surprised to see a dancer on…

Silver Criket - overall very nice club and quiet location, friendly environment, decent girls and worth the money. The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day…

Came to this bar in the evening after 10 pm. There is parking available at the laundromat across the street. When you come in there is a small bar with seating all around. The girls…

For years Fantasies has always been my fail safe. 90% of the time I will find something to my liking. Club is located in an industrial area, seems safe enough to me. Parking lot…

Went in to just relax and unwind. All of the dancers and the bartender were all very friendly and made me feel comfortable almost immediately. Cover is a bit much at $10. Mixed drinks and…

I’ve had a love hate relationship with this club over the years, so after a great couple of visits in January, I decided to give it another shot on a recent Tuesday night. Have…

I told myself I wouldn't go back but I live in the area and for what it's worth, they have some of the hottest girls I've seen in the clubs. I ventured in on a…

I visited here twice recently, first on a Wednesday around 1:00 pm and then on a Saturday around 4:00pm. Not surprisingly, the place was much busier on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge both…

Arrived shortly after midnight Sunday , I’ve been here many times in the past pre and post COVID… we can all keep preaching COVID changed things for the worst for these gogós for us gents.…

I arrived about 10 pm and left before midnight. No cover when I arrived, no hassle by security, just went right in. When I walked in, stage was straight ahead, no girl dancing so…

I was swinging through Vegas on I-15 on a long road trip and times my visit to hit palomino. This and chicas next door are the only Vegas clubs I go to anymore. It had…

Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge is…

I needed to see the Spanish Legend. She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW. Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you can…

While on a road trip through the Carolinas I found myself in Charlotte with some time on my hands so I made the drive to Salisbury to check out Nicole's based on other TUSCL reviews.…

Stopped by for the first time I quite a long time. It was around 6:00 pm when i did stop by. Noticed right away that the number of dancers outnumbered customers by a 2:1…

I decided to stop in on a random Sunday, and being the only real place open, I went to the pony. Parking lot was about half full, parking was pretty cheap at $3, but they…

The setup is really standard. 2 bars on opposite sides and booths lined up around the edges. They had plenty of extra tables to sit at as well. Sunday special is $100 bottles of Epsilon (and other…

Combo of a couple visits... Refer to my last review where I had an unplanned opportunity to sample another dancer, at the encouragement of my regular. On the next visit, my regular was busy,…

The Gold Club definitely has a different vibe depending on the night and time you visit. I've been late on weekends when it's busier but enjoy the lower hustle and bustle on a weeknight after…

I had never been to this club and after a few positive reviews, I decided to give it a shot. I went in mid-afternoon and noticed it was much lighter than other clubs however there…

Bare Exposure is on Atlantic Ave across the street from Caesar’s Casino. It is open late (3-4am weeknights and I believe 6a on Fridays and Sat but I never made it that late) pretty much…

I actually liked this place but got mildly ripped off by a dancer. The vibe of the place is very country, plenty of girls, a fair mix. The prices weren't terrible and the mileage was…

I was in Milwaukee on business and was looking for some entertainment. I walk in with no cash (spent it Gold Diggers) and the front desk credit card machine was down so no entry fee.…

Dropped by on a Wednesday night, around 10PM. This night I was a bit surprised to get a security guard pat down on the way in. Cover was $10. This place is large-ish for…

I was getting a repair on my car at the dealerships down the street. Went in around 130 saw 3 girls right away go up to the vip with some customers. I got a beer(Canadian)…

Popped in on a Tuesday night about 10:00pm. Place was slow and there were 6 girls working. Three of them were my type (I like thin and/or athletic women first followed by small…

PM This place is located on Market st in Paterson close to route 80 and makes for an easy jump off and exit on the way to nyc. Parking can be a problem as the street…

Went with my girl, her first time. She was excited to see the girls interact with me. The club however was not very lively. Only a couple of girls working. The club…

Warning up front: I literally saw someone using IV heroin in here. The setup is based around a low center stage with comfy couches and low lighting. Stage shows happen every half hour and are pretty…

Peppermint Hippo is early in the evening and ive made a series of poor life decisions. Drank too much, ate too much and now looking to continue the party? If you somehow end…

In town and luckily not in the Loop this time. needed to be right over near BJs which was much better than having to get there from even the airport or downtown. Really easy to…

Last time I dropped by just to check out the strip clubs in Seattle was well before the 2020 era. Entry now cost $15 for a soda, and so far as I can tell, the interior…

The obvious difference from my last Raven visit maybe two months ago was Diamond's champion rack on display. When I was there last, Diamond had been keeping those twin giants covered for months. This random…

I checked in around 3 pm. At the time I was greeted by the friendly security guard. When I waltzed in I got my usual rum and coke for $6. The club was more busy…

Stopped by on a recent Sunday evening. Club is in a safe area, plenty of parking. There is a $10 cover after 7pm. Upon entering the club the bar is to your right.…

I am a known regular at Club D. I don't post much anymore because I mostly tend to spend my money and time on one dancer. We have a level of comfort and trust with…

Visited the Egyptian goddess. Showing her age. Followed some college age crowd in who aren’t familiar with the doorman shake down. Cover is free with caveat. You must tip the doorman. $4 might do…

Fringe is located on the outskirts of Morristown. It’s pretty secluded besides the bar behind the building that can get pretty busy on the weekends. Usually there’s plenty of parking with parking near the train…

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took…

A real review from a person who's been enough times to give you one. - The place is a relatively small room with basic chairs and a few tables all in rows facing the stage. -…

I made a visit to The Playhouse on a Thursday night around midnight. Parking lot was almost empty and there was about 4-5 other PL’s inside. $10 cover gets you 2 waters or sodas. Only…

Was (re?)open 2023-08-07. 11pm on a Monday. It's kind of a light industrial area. The streets were empty but well-lighted. Got a pat down from security and went inside, no cover. Bar, maybe 10 tables,…

Parking/Valet: Parking is on the street. Nothing on Morewood but parking on both Baum Blvd and Center Ave are usually ample for a walk of less than a block. The Club: The club has…

Checked in early evening around 6 following a pop-in at the Mirage, which just wasn't doing it for me. Settled in with a $4.50 beer and sat to watch some dancers do their sets,…

Well, It's been a while since I made the trek out to Nikki's. Glad I came one day later than I had planned, because apparently they're now only open Thursday to Saturday, with Thursday being…

Was making a two-fer stop this day and decided I’d kick things off at Club Risque in Bristol. I got there about 30 min after they opened and was definitely the first customer there. Ordered…

Standalone building in a commercial area near Newark airport which shares parking with a diner. Be careful because if you miss a turn your only option will be to get on a freeway ramp and…

Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door. Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in, bathrooms…

This club has slowly grown on me. It is always better if you can get there before 7pm, as cover is $20 after 7. No cover during the day. Plus, you can see the end…

After having my fill of just OK food and similar dancers at the Bristol Risque, I moseyed on over to the renovated, and no longer red, Raven. Place is almost exactly the same as it…

For relaxed fun with a guaranteed outcome, you really can't ask for more in NJ. Staff's not the youngest, not the most beautiful (some are stunning, and some are downright fugly), but the place is…

This place is becoming a go to for its relaxed vibe, it’s younger ladies, and its value. Located on the main drag in Bound Brook, parking is easy either on the street or in the…

Been here on a Tuesday late evening (8 pm-ish) Entrance to this place is welcomed with a flashy LED sign board labeled “Sportys bikini”. After entering through the heavy door, a huge guy at the entrance…

Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could…

It had been a year since my last visit to this club, and I had thought that visit to be a waste of time. It was time to give DD another try. For those…

Went out for lunch, had a couple beers, whoops - time for the titty bar. Had an unsuccessful trip to Sporty's so decided to try Cheetahs. Went with some friends. The place: inside is nice, looks…

Started my trip here around 11:30, a lot of girls with very few guys. Girls were super attractive. A couple of white blondes, several Latinos. All very attractive and fit. Dancers on…

Basics 10 fee paid to the Bartender for 2 free non alcoholic drinks 30 for 4 minute dance Pink Building With a dayoff from work and the weather not great for the beach and iffy for golf…

Big parking lot. Big venue, 2 stories. 115+ girls this night. I tend to come during sporting events as the atmosphere is more fun and of course a lot more people and girls want to…

Stopped in late on a weeknight hoping to have a better experience than my last visit. Paid the cover $10 and got a light pat down and bought the customary drink when I entered. No dancers…

Stopped by the Gold Club on a Saturday evening. We thought the place would be busy given it was a Saturday the Birds were playing, and the parking lot seemed to indicate that. There were…

I arrived at about 9:30 on a Friday evening, paid the $10 cover at the door. Enter into a large room with about 10-15 tables for 3 or 4 each. There's a square…

Coumbus, OH. Saturday night. It really starts getting going around 1030 or so. Small lot but I found a spot. Right next to a sex shop. Walk in, buzz the doorbell. Big bad guy says…

Mansfield, OH. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Drive parking lot seemed kinda light but get inside it's fine, I thought it might be dead though. There's an older blonde lady with giant melons, she's the…

Always a good time and my favorite spot in this part of town. It's pricier than some places, not as fun as others, but right blend of attractive girls and fun for the west side.…

The prices given in the overview are accurate. If you're visiting from out of town and have time for only one visit this is usually a solid option. Five minute drive from the hotels or…

Visited Hustler Club on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. Parking lot is right off the interstate and large. There were a lot of cars in the lot, so I thought it would be hoppin inside…

Columbus, Ohio. West side of town. Good location I think right across from the Hollywood Casino. Plenty of parking, walk in and buzz the doorbell. A lady comes to the window, come on in. $10…

Stopped by the Blue on a Friday afternoon, hoping to catch a decent day shift of ladies. The club was really quiet, besides a few guys at the bar who might have been boozing…

Parking/Valet: Two small parking lots on each side of building. Extra parking on side streets close to the building. Club has one entry door in front of the building on Island Ave. The Club: Inside…

My first visit to Divas, tried it as an alternative to XTC when visiting Austin. My understanding of BYOB clubs is that they are all nude. But for this place, the only full…

A low key bar. Wait staff are atrentive but not pushy. The dancers were all attractive; young to middle-aged. All were pokite and talkative. They all offered ti head back for private dances. Went back…