Reviews

I've been here a few times before. This is the cheapest and best strip club/bar to go to in the area in my opinion because the lap dances are still priced at…

Visited the place on a Thursday afternoon. Was upset with the nearby place earlier so was wanted to have some fun before calling it night. Reached the place by around 8pm, it…

Went there on a Saturday a little after 2am (closing is at 3am), there were about 6 patrons and 3 girls. Beer was $7 and I engaged the only dancer that caught…

Stopped by Thursday afternoon looking for some cheap and quick fun. The Port has definitely gone downhill in terms of daytime talent. There were a few of the older spanish…

I visited KOD in the afternoon around when they opened, there was no cover charge. I started out sitting at the rail, and waitstaff came by to ask about a drink. I…

No cover as usual before 6. No parking fee either. Arrived at noob. Mainly hispanic dancers. Some need to partake in the free lunch as they are as light as a feather. Generally…

Walked in at 630. Layout has been described before. Dark lighting and extremely loud music. Rude waitress even after a tip. No cover or bouncer that I noticed.…

Walked in with a friend. Was greeted by a pretty packed house (to be expected on a Friday night). There were a ton of girls working so the ratios were good. Immediately…

This is my second time coming here. I’ll do some compare and contrast in this review. This time I went too early I think. At 8:30 I was able to sit at…

As an out of towner I drove an hour from homestead to check out the pompano action and this didn't disappoint. Got to the club about 3pm on a Tuesday and…

This was the third club in two days I went with my wife. My wife was kinda if’y since the night before at another club was pretty weak. But…. The gold room…

I wrote this, but did not have enough information, so I’m adding more details . I went in with my wife for her birthday. This was the second of three places…

For those who did not know, Chicas is open on holidays! Even Christmas. So I stopped in this Easter Sunday to find the parking mostly full and standing room only inside. No…

Context: This was my first multi-week trip to the area since probably before COVID, and had a chance to check out the Saturday evening situation. I arrive at 9p and cut losses at…

I got on their text list so they notify you of special events. On event days they send you a text around noon. Most of the times its 10$ dances. You show…

I usually monger alone and on rare occasions with a friend, even rarer is going with a group of 6 or more people. This was one of those rare instances since…

I decided to visit Roadhouse again after at least 6 months. Walked by the outer window and was buzzed in. Paid the $10 cover and took a seat by the…

Dropped in on a Friday night. Parking is well lit and no charge, cover charge at the door was $5, no change from the last time I was here. There was quite…

Old style NYC booths where 5 women, scantily dressed, entice you to a private show. You enter the show area through an adult bookstore. The show is nude in a ‘room’ the…

I had been 6 months since I had been to the Philly area so I was excited to have a work meeting scheduled nearby that would also allow me to visit the…

...of the worst. Let me explain, if you're looking for upscale, Vegas quality, move along and cross into Philadelphia on a weekend night. But maybe it's actually a weekday afternoon,…

I was in Vegas for work and had some time to kill on a Friday night so i wanted to visit the famous SR. Arrived after midnight and there had to be…

Hit Vivid at 1:00, The parking lot no longer resembles Beruit, Deon is class with the quick pat down, $10 cover and in I went. It was one of the girls Birthdays…

Conveniently located close to MetLife stadium, this is a BYOB place. Entry is 10 bucks and $10 for a drink usually but and I think only open on Weekends(haven't tried weekdays) .…

This place is pretty busy for a Wednesday at lunch time. Actually it gets busier just after the lunch hour. I won’t bore you with tiny details but parking is just fine,…

My wife and I showed up on a (Good) Friday night a little before 10. We were there for about two hours. The Club: This is place is a little outside of the…

Arrived at 8:00, I got dropped by Uber but was greeted by the night time valet, always friendly even when I’m not driving. Cover was still $10 but goes to $20 at…

Called into BTS because I was curious about the place and it seemed crazy not to go as I was not too far away. I'd managed to get an earlier flight from…

LS was by far the best experience of my whole trip to the US from 23 Mar thru 30 Mar. Dealing with the usual stuff first even though it's been covered many times…

Was staying in Houston overnight and decided to pay Treasures a visit. Went there about 9pm and parking was a little confusing on what was free vs. valet. So I…

I had a little free time early Saturday night and decided stop at Imperial Showgirls North Hills, better known as The Oddball Cabaret. Apparently it changed ownership 3 weeks ago or…

It's been a while since I have visited Columbus Gold. CG has been declining for a while, but today was the weakest weekend I have ever seen. I enter around…

So as many of you read this is not your typical club. It’s like an old fashion nyc peep. All good. I also read a lot of these reviews. I went on…

Went in on a Friday night while in town for work. I’ve been here plenty before and the club has had some ups and downs. See my previous reviews for the layout.…

When here before 6Pm. Usually there are 5-10 dancers at this time. No dancer was on three pole the entire time I was there, which was about an hour. $7 for a…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it is too much. However, it is not the fault of the lady who takes…

I was in town for a convention and got in early before it started so I had a free evening and some time to kill. I've been to clubs on the strip…

I went to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club on a Saturday night at 22:00. There are two parking lots. The main lot is in the shape of a trapezoid in front of the…

I arrived around 5pm on a Saturday. I chose this place because it is one of the few clubs in the DC area that have already been open at least an hour…

This place was close to a work dinner that ended a little early. Drove and self-parked, but still had to pay the valet $10 and $20 at the door. Layout…

Glad I gave this place a second shot! See my recent review for the details of the club set up. I was out in Chicago again and thought I’d try this place…

A puta I know started working at PdN a few months ago. She likes it and I was curious, so I made a trip down. From TJ to Ensenada by taxi it…

This club has been a reliable stop for many years. Parking usually works out but on rare occasion will fill up. About 20 parking spots in front in you're lucky to…

Ended up being a quick but satisfying Friday afternoon visit. Got there right at 5pm for happy hour, paid my $11 cover and got my change and club soda. There were about…

Stopped by on a Sunday evening. This place is out-of-the-way but rural and safe. I haven’t been in a while, but thought I’d give it a try again. I was not expecting…

The place is big with a main stage, two small stages and an upstairs dancing area. There are two bars and they were also serving dinner. It definitely looks upscale. Women mostly wore…

Stopped in a couple weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. I have described this place several times but if I don't describe it again people complain so here it is. Free…

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for…

I used to live in the Phoenix area, and spent much of my disposable income at Chicas. After sampling many of the clubs in the Phx area, and after reading the TUSCL…

When I got to Atlanta I went immediately to Blaze, went through the security pat down, and got my beer. The place was packed. There were a whole lot of…