Reviews

Pandoras. Safe. Reliable. Boring...and that's a good thing. Nine out of every ten strippers you'll meet on the Seattle strip club scene offer a mixture of air dancing in which hand…

Decided to check out the amateur night for my first time. Walked in around 9:30 for the event that was scheduled at 10:30. $21 dollar entry. It includes a VIP band and…

If there is a manual on how to kill a club, they're following it to a T when it comes to this one. This is your average run-of-the-mill Dejavu club, but the downsides are starting to…

Black Betty’s is a local dive somewhat of a biker bar type of establishment. I went there about 6 months ago on a Sunday night to catch some football and grab a beer. Upon…

Hit up Fantasies at 4:30 pm on a Tuesday. First time there. I think I went too early. There were probably 6 other guys there but I only saw 2 dancers working: an AA woman…

This place feels like it's barely hanging on (at least during the afternoons). Walked in around 4:30. No cover, but I do know there's a cover starting in the evenings. The space…

I’ve never been to gogo rama and wanted to give it a shot at some point despite some bad reviews on here. I had an opportunity since I was driving by the area and decided…

Had some spare time on this Friday afternoon headed to Norcross and debated strongly between this or Pink Pony. Having been to PP dozens of times, decided to give Vivide a shot after the reviews…

was traveling for work and was staying in Langhorne for the night on Thursday night. Decided to visit the club for some evening entertainment, which was my first time EVER being in a gentlemens club.…

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Back in town and took some time to visit again. I've been coming to this place for about 10 years and I'm definitely ready to admit that it has changed big time, and some of…

Went here on a Sunday night thinking it'd be pretty dead and I could eat there and see some women. Came around 8 pm and the place was truly dead. Had a wonderful steak with…

Came to write a review more so of a rant, The usual $20 entry -the not usual $10 drink where as other onegc clubs are $8 and waitress had audacity to say are you going to tip,…

I've been going to the Jet Strip since some of the current dancers were born. There were times when I thought it was the best of all possible strip clubs. The girls were…

I'm not a Florida regular, so this review is from an outsider's perspective. They close at 2 and I arrived at 12:45 so it was crunch time. I had to pay $5 to park in their…

Reviews said there would be pawgs here so I added a stop on my road trip. I was not disappointed! There were around 12 dancers. One AA the rest white. They ranged from thin to…

Right off the veterans highway in a very convenient area. Plenty of fast food and gas stations around. Parking is rarely full in the early evening. Walk in early enough to avoid the metal detectors.…

Found myself back at 390 because- well - there aren't many options now around Chicago during the day. Moderate cover charge collected by the cute bartender and beers were affordable. I think a…

The layout is still the same as when this used to be Flashdancers. Descend to basement level and turn right. There will be a girl to your right collecting a $20 admission, unless you remember…

Just moved to New Jersey from Florida (so FL clubs are my reference point) and am scoping out different venues to land a place I can be a regular. Taboo was my first stop. I stopped in…

Stopped by here after work for a short visit, before heading back home. Club looked nice and very clean from what I saw. With a nice big stage right in the middle when you…

At one point, there was no one on stage and five TVs tuned to three separate channels all showing commercials. Nothing happening pretty much sums up how I feel about Risque. Not that there aren't…

I've been a reader of all your reviews for a few years now, and finally, I'm going to contribute to this esteemed (and motley) crew of regulars to our favorite club! Shout outs OWG, Nelly76,…

I guess this will be Part 1 of my review of the newly renovated and under new management The Raven. Part 2 will feature what happened at my second visit. I've been to the old…

I regularly attend this club in the afternoon and usually have a good time. Most of the afternoon dancers are average or slightly better in looks. I thought I’d give it a try on a…

This review will sound very similar to a review I have written before and the reason is the experience was similar to what has happened before and the reason I visit every few months.…

So I normally only go to Players early evening. Like 6-7 pm. I had some time off and tried going closer to noon just to see the difference. Cover was $10 with…

Review covers a trip on Sunday and Monday evenings. This club is extensively reviewed; look at other reviews if you need a layout guide. Club is small overall, with two square bars and two stages- one…

I went to see Danielle but had few dances from a hot MILF Hadn't been to this club since it was dancing bare, as I'm always afraid of being seen walking into this club.…

I went to Club 390 a few weeks ago on a Wed. Night. It was in an industrial area with its own parking for about $10. The layout was a big center stage, with a…

Friday, I was working my way to Metro Airport to pick up my brother. Had some time to spare.. Had not been to Bogarts in a few weeks. A good day to check it out. The large…

Headed back to Shangri La this past Friday afternoon after getting off work. This place is usually a pretty good time, and this trip was along the same as previous. Club is standard size large…

Ok, the club is hard to find but I am from SWFL and I was lost more than not in the Miami area. Was over on business. Finished and before going back to hotel, I…

Was passing through Indiana on a Thursday and decided to break up the drive by taking a few pit stops along the way at clubs I had read reviews about but never visited. Mid-afternoon - Hip…

Was passing through Indiana on a Thursday and decided to break up the drive by taking a few pit stops along the way at clubs I had read reviews about but never visited. Mid-afternoon - Hip…

Was passing through Indiana on a Thursday and decided to break up the drive by taking a few pit stops along the way at clubs I had read reviews about but never visited. Mid-afternoon - Hip…

It seems I end up at Bogart's partly out of curiosity of the line up can be. On multiple occasions I've been there or Thursday nights and I still amazed at how much the talent…

I’ve been to the clubs in this area before, but not million dollar. I’ve heard mixed to poor reviews but when everywhere else is stale…why not? I went in late Tuesday evening, around 10:30.…

Went to CA in evening A cute white girl gave me change, her name was Ch*******. She said she's 24. We talked for a while, and then I asked her what her prices were. She…

I returned to GGC after a fairly lengthy hiatus from strip clubs. The club is located on Route-40 right near the Baltimore City / Baltimore County line and I-895. Parking situation is…

As a white guy, I was unsure if I should go to Jimmy's. I decided to call and ask about the safety. They assured me that it was safe. When I arrived, there was security…

Beach girls… interesting Midwest club that was surprisingly expensive. Dirt parking lot. With so so lighting. Literally on the river. $10 cover normally but Free for military police firefighters and free masons 7 days a…

I went there to take my sibling and his friend because it would be their first time. Drinks were reasonably priced and we hung out at the bar until a booth opened up for us…

Decided to try the Penthouse Saturday evening. Arrived at about 10:30 and parked in the lot across the street for $10, you can park directly in front of the club for $20 if space is…

Went at 11pm on a Sunday. Utilized their free transport. They allow you to use it as 1 person, doesn’t have to be 2+ as stated on website. No cover using their shuttle but they…

This was my first time back in Atlanta in almost a year since moving back to NC. NC clubs are terrible so I haven't been to one since moving. Vivide use to be one of…

I had some time to kill before heading out of town on a Sunday night few weeks back, around 7 pm. Hadn't been to Henry the VIII in a long time so decided to check…

I haven't left a review for this place since 2018? I guess a revisit is in order. Parking is free and plentiful. Walkable from several hotels although not any nice ones. This is about half a mile…

Upon your arrival, you can choose to either park at the back or across the street in the Dollar Tree parking lot. The club forms a U shape, with the dance floor located at the…

Every year my wife goes out of town so I took the opportunity to go to the Golden Horseshoe; I wanted something out of the DMV and this was the closest available (no way I’m…

Very disappointed when I discovered the Cafe 269 was closed, they had some very attractive young ladies. So I checked my phone to see if there were any other Cafe's with similar settings and entertainment.…

PARKING Free parking in a convenient lot in the back. I don’t think there’s any valet, or at least I didn’t see it. LAYOUT As you walk in the stage is to your left, and there is…

Haven't been here on a Thursday night for a long time. Thursdays are there busiest days because it's $80 for 15 min VIP all day. $20 entrance fee at night, $15 entrance fee during the…

It has been a while since I went here, and I had a free day, so I figured I would pop in. The last time I was there which was years ago, I had a…

I was in town nearby for some business, so I decided to check this place out. I had never been to a BYOB club before so take everything I say in that light. I not…

Pink building on Rte 130. Plenty of parking. enter and it is dark room. Long rectangular bar that takes up most of the space. There are 3 or 4 couch rooms…

20$ cover no discount on Thursdays 8$ drink $10 topless $20 nude But since it's a Thursday it's 3-40 nude The place is at Hacienda and Valley Blvd next to the gas station. There were 60 girls on this…

VIP knows what you are there for and gives it to you. Its a little expensive but if you want a reliable go to without nonsense VIP is the place. The club is on a…

This review is based on four visits this summer, one Sunday night, three during the day during the week. Club on a Main Street a block from the train. Pay parking during the day. I’ve…

So my husband and I had previously visited on a Thursday and we decided to return one more time before leaving Florida. You can read my review for the first night. Our visit this time…

Decided to hit up an old faithful spot. I would say it’s an average size club, it an urban black booty club. pulling up you get to free park with ton of security outside playing.…

I typically stop in in the late afternoon - early evening, but this time I stayed to see the amateur competition. Actually, it seemed like experienced dancers were auditioning. All of the amateurs…

Will encompass three visits since my last review, with the primary one being a Thursday afternoon. I went on a Monday afternoon to see a particular girl, met her, hung out, she reminded me why she's…

Stopped in at 6pm when they opened. The girls didn't even get started until about 8pm. I left to get beer as I didn't realize it was BYOB. They charge $1 per beer to…

went on a tuesday and thursday so ill combine both visits into one club is a pretty open layout - bar area to the left and stage to the right. around the stage/ walls are…

It’s a low key place. The kind where you sit around the bar with the dancers in the middle. Not a lot of high level dancing but the women are all approachable but they will…

Hello Everyone, I visited the downer on Friday afternoon after 1 pm on August 11. I was looking for my beautiful Asian friend but she was busy being the only Asian working on the day shift.…

- I went in on a Saturday night, around 10pm. The place is a bit far out from transport ie bus or trains. There is a metal detector and a pat down to go…

Fantasies is off in the middle of nowhere north of BWI airport. I hope you have an SUV because the roads are rough thanks to you being surrounded by the industrial wasteland of…

It's been a long time since I was at a club and even longer since I was at Club 285 near Artesia, NM, but since I was driving that way and had some time, I…

This review actually covers two visits several weeks apart but on the same day of the week. The layout of the club and it's location have been discussed at length by previous reviewers, but…

CLUB DETAILS 1 Franklin Square is the address. No cover charge before 8pm. Metal detector back in use.. The layout is as follows. Elevator to the second floor right when you walk through the outside doors. Club…

Went just to check it out. Pretty dead but to be fair it was a Monday night. There was maybe 5 dancers? One was hanging in the back with what I assumed to be her…

Visited on this day earlier than usual. Was just after lunch. 6-7 girls were working but as usual after a girl dances on the main stage there are a few songs with no dancers dancing.…

Another visit to Desire. A few things: there are many reviews about the set up, locations, etc. Everything remains clean, well kept, with a higher end vibe. Prices are higher, but so is the level…

First time in this club. First, the area seemed safe. It's tucked away on a major street with plenty of parking and well-lit at night. Just out of sight of the main road. I parked…

Arrived at about 2:00. $10 cover no parking. Pat down to detect large guns. He patted down my hair, which was quite odd. VIP rooms are $60 and $200 is the standard girl charge. Full…

This was my first time at Club 390 as my last experience at Blackjack's left a lot to be desired. Costs: Cover: $20 Lapdances: $30 Private Rooms: $400 (10% fee for using CC so ended up at $440) Drinks:…

Decided to hit the pompano trio (BT, DD and cheetahs) never made it past cheetahs lol Parking $2 lot was quite full and $15 at the door for cover This was Friday evening around…

$40 for entry and VIP (room for more private dances). Dance can be done on the floor as well. Two stages with girls rotating every two songs. Their 2nd song they go completed…

Visited the Old Dirty Bird for the first time since reopening last winter. Did a nice job inside compared to what it was prior to closing as The Red Raven at the end of 2021.…

Schizophrenic club, one day you can find several accommodating attractive dancers and the next time will be nothing but a bunch of fatties upset you don’t accept their “wanna dance” routine. The latter was found…

Place is located off a main street with many restaurants and businesses. Kind of tricky as there's a few one ways to get there but you have to find street parking. Its not that hard,…

I went to Cloud 9 on a Thursday evening around 9pm. I paid no cover and had a $5 Miller Lite. When I walked in a very attractive AA dancer (solid 9) was finishing her…

In my last review of this club I noticed they were cutting the songs so short, that I actually felt compelled to time them. They were noticeably longer on this visit, which I somewhat attribute…

I had a pair of meetings that the Criket fell perfectly between. Even though it meant that I'd get there just after opening, I figured it would be more fun to sit there for 50…

Tried to get the pick-up to bypass VIP on Thursday at 9:00, but they said they were not picking up singles at that time so I took a Lyft. When I got there, they told…

This past Friday night I decided to check out Satin Dolls because it’s always felt like the most famous club in New Jersey. It must be good then right? Wrong. It was around 10:30 and…

Haven’t been here in 8,9 weeks & this day I took the 80-mile ride to one that often goes the full spectrum of enjoyment. Today was a bust, for me. I…

After a few weeks away I hit TT around 7:30, Valet was working but as I Ubered I did not use, Airport metal detector was used, security are very friendly and a $10 cover which…

I went to The Men’s Club in Dallas on a night that my flight connection was cancelled and I was stranded for the night. Checked into my hotel and hit up TUSCL to see what…

Saturday night, late. My last two trips here have been disappointing at best, but the dancer I had the best experience with at JB's came back from retirement according to their Facebook page, so I…

I went there Thursday evening last week. One of the worst strip club in Portland. The place is actually nice. Bar is nice. Bartender was nice. Everything was good…. Except the girls. There are two stages.…

I’m a local and there is nothing decent in Colorado Springs any more. Oh, wait: 8:30PM, parking lot is well lit. Typically there is a bouncer hanging around outside when I’ve been there kind of watching…

So, this is from a recent sunday visit. I went in late in the afternoon around 4:30 pm. A celebration, and I wanted to have my dip in the choclate sin. The club is same…

This was my first time going to Diamond. I went on a Saturday around 7pm. Parking was $20 and cover was $20. The layout is nice their are a few stages that go through the…

This seems to be my go-to strip club when I’m on business in the Tampa area. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3. This place was fairly busy with both dancers and…

Visited on a Wednesday night. The entrance was brightly lit, with an interestingly tattooed bouncer/door guy. One you enter there is a bar to left, with a slightly unobstructed view to the stage. Most…

Friday evening in Louisville - quite hot out, but because my hotel was less than a half mile, I chose to walk to the club. Physical Club Description: • As I walked, did not look for…

Was back in Tampa so returned to my standard afternoon hangout. Two stages, one girl dancing at a time, pasties covering their nipples,girls typically did 3 song sets. No cover charge before 7:00…