Reviews

TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is rampant in this…

I was in town for a conference and almost didn’t make the trip into a strip club. Many reviews and Uber drivers told me how expensive clubs are. It seems like the average cover…

I decided to stop into Nicole’s for the first time a few weeks ago. Only passing through for work and had some time to kill. It’s a weird little place so I won’t give you…

The wife and I went in on a Friday night after coming off of Duval. Nice setting, stage in the center of the room on the second floor. Got immediately greeted by a dancer who…

Club details below. I visited early afternoon on a weekday. I think 6 girls dancing, but maybe 5. None bad, all 6 to 8. Usual Portland range, with tatoos, and some extra baggage here and…

As I was driving past the Northgate area, a thought entered my mind, as I reminisced about this club down the street. I remembered an excellent encounter with a dancer named courtney (hot young blond,…

Ruby's is my go-to club when traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. It's conveniently located off the highway with an attended parking lot. The place itself is nothing special - looking more like the…

Arrived around 8pm Saturday evening a couple weeks ago, at first I thought the club was dead as there weren't really many dancers working. However, I sat down to get a beer…

One of 3 Strip Clubs on the same road probably within a mile or two of one another. I do like the laid back hole in the wall vibe, but I would've liked to…

It was Monday happy hour, so I had low expectations. Cheerleaders is easy to get to from I95. Good to see they've repaved the parking lot. No cover before 7. Walked through the metal detector.…

I have reviewed Gats before and not much has changed. Walked in and sat at the bar beer $4. It was about 2 PM and only 4 dancers there with their regulars. This is a…

Walked into this place on a Friday afternoon a little before happy hour. Astonishing how unassuming it is in the middle of a neighborhood sharing space with a bar. Spotting the school kids…

Firstly this place comes up as "Kings" when you map the address but it is in fact "Sensations" of Clearwater. While visiting Clearwater for work from Miami I purposely booked a room at the hotel…

ok so this is a small club that does not serve alcohol. You are required to buy water or something else, I remember it being reasonably priced but the cover was $40 which was steep. Overall…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample parking. As you…

Was in downtown TO for work and did not have a vehicle so the closest club to my hotel was Brass Rail. Got there around 9pm and there was no cover. The space…

Came back to paradise for the Wednesday night specials. Layout is simple. Main stage in the middle, 2 rows of seating around it with the bar and dj by the entrance and the restrooms and…

Decided to Hit the Cricket for a TGIF, and well it was more like WTF. First time in a long time I came during the day shift. It used to be well worth the…

In the Puget Sound area, this might be the nicest club… but that’s really not saying much. This isn’t an area known for luxury. Rather the typical look for this chain compared…

After encountering a snowstorm in Nebraska last week, it was nice to travel to Arizona this week. I arrived around 1 PM. No cover. There were 2 customers sitting at the bar watching TV and…

I went to this place last Tuesday night at 8pm. Nice place. The décor was upscale but small place for what you would expect from a gentlemen club. You walk into a bar are with…

Had around 2 hours to kill so made my return to diamond dolls. Had a few dollars to spend. Was planning on getting a drink and a dance or 2 and if someone really caught…

On to the second club of the day. Another recommendation from a TUSCLer (thank you sir). Very different experience from Dream On earlier. Walked the twenty minutes between clubs. Decent neighborhood.…

Went in on a Wednesday while I was in town for work. The cover was $10 before 11. I went straight to the bar which was on the left and got a beer which was…

So I decided to go here because I’d never been to a club before and wanted to check it out. I was expecting it to be more of a trucker place but was really surprised.…

Cheerleaders seems like it's constantly under renovations but its settled down now. They have a dance area immediately in front of where you walk in and bathroom to the right. You walk through metal detector…

I stop here sometimes for a couple drinks, typical bikini bar, most of the girls don’t speak English, and most of them are 4/10. The bartenders aren’t friendly or engaging. The dances are pretty straight…

I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted immigrated by the…

My time here didn't go as expected, but that is a good thing. Came in on a Thursday afternoon after 1pm to see what was going on and blow some steam out. I have been…

I really only go in hoping to see on old friend dancer. I think she is gone for good. The place is a dump. Parking is free. Lots of old Buicks and Pontiacs. Mix in some…

Plenty of reviews, even my own cover the layout etc. It has not changed in years, maybe even decades. Come in bartender nowhere to be found for about 5 minutes, but finally shows up…

If you're looking for a good time in London Ontario, Solid Gold is both your best and only bet at the moment? The place isn’t overly pretentious, staff are friendly, girls are very friendly,…

Back at Cox's after a brief hiatus. This is slowly becoming my second favorite club in WV. Granted its no longer the ultra high mileage trashy extras club it once was, but a good time…

I stopped by late on a Friday night. Full parking lot, actually had to park on the grass, though there is plenty of street parking nearby so not something to worry about. $10 Cover,…

Whenever I get back to Phoenix I always get to Bourbon Street. Monday night around 8 pm and the parking lot was super empty. No door girl and no cover - the door security let…

The facility was respectable. Clean and upscale. The host, security, and waitresses were nice for the most part. I did feel like they were pushy with upselling from the minute I walked…

Lack of energy. That’s the best way to describe this club, though to be fair, I went pretty early on a Saturday, and that may have been outside peak hours. Easy parking, and annoyingly ck IDs;…

Rolled up in the RGV around 11:45 - thought I would try this place out. Walked in and got quoted for $25 cover even thought I parked in front of a sign that clearly said $15…

Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a few times on various trips…

Came to the Jet couple weeks ago after Rams game on Sunday. Figure I stop by after the the game. The club opens at 4pm on Sundays and if you show up in a football…

Had a free Sunday and decided to do a little clubbing. A fellow TUSCLer recommended Dream On. It opens early and I showed up about noon. Typical dive bar from the outside.…

This was the first night in MONTHS that I had a free-and-clear pass to go to an SC. Other times came with time limits and other issues so I couldn't fully enjoy myself. So, I…

i hadnt been to the PO for over a year, but it used to be a pretty reliable place for no holds barrred strip club action. Its on the nicer side for a…

Disclaimer: This review is based on my experience from 5 visits in June through October of 2023. Many observations are based on 67 interactions or transactions with 18 different dancers, including 18 on-stage performances and…

Found myself back in Coral Gables and went to my favorite place in the area. Not a lot of parking, but found myself a space/paid the dude $10. Entered the club. Big long bar…

Arrived at 6:30 PM during Eagles/Cowboys game. Parking available along 1 side of the club, also a fenced in lot across the access road. I parked at Target a block away and walked…

Was in town for a work trip. Hanging out in the hotel the urge to explore a new club struck me. So after some internet searches realized platinum west was my best bet. So off…

Finding this place can be awkward if not familiar with PHX. The club is close to the junction of Highland and N. 12th Street just north of the gas station. Sign is on the discrete…

Clancy's is a relatively easy detour off of the Garden State Parkway. I was there on a recent Thursday around 2 PM. Easily found on street parking, this place does not have a…

Passing thru the area on a recent Thursday around 5 PM. Short distance off of Rt 95. Last time I was here at Ruby II was probably 5 years ago.…

I arrived around 9:30 PM. Cover was $10. There were 8 dancers at the club during the hour that I was there. I recognized Hennesy from a prior visit. She is from Cuba and has…

Stopped in on a sunny Thursday afternoon in October. Parking in front was easy, which worried me since it's a big club and there are not that many parking places out front. I walked in,…

Went here a couple of times and this place varies between packed club and absolutely dead. I went on a Saturday night after 11pm and it was popping. There was a $20 cover and a pat…

I decided to do a Tuesday afternoon stop at dtc. When I arrived I found the place very empty at 1 pm. When you enter there is no cover this time of day. The bar…

I stopped into Christies on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 9:00pm. Plenty of parking available on a well lit lot right off of a busy thoroughfare. I felt safe. Bouncer at…

I visited the Hole on a weekday afternoon. Came in around 330 and left around 5pm. 19th Hole is in a residential neighborhood with plenty of parking. The number of cars in…

My first trip to Sapphire since the pandemic. It has always been expensive but it seems like they have now moved to another level. The whole point of this place seems to separate men from…

This review is a compilation of Thursday night, Friday afternoon, Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon visits. This club is right around the corner from Cheetah Pompano, making this small area, add in Diamond Dolls, the…

Alright, I've been going here for years, mainly because I like the lowkey vibe as I'm not someone who goes to the make it rain places. If you've been here before, you know that…

This is not a classy joint but I did some research and knew that going in. I was in Columbus for work and like to gamble. This is across the street from the casino. I…

Before COVID I would leave very early for a flight out of PHL and stop at DD or Risqué. I think I will start back with that practice now that I am traveling more.…

I showed up around 5 on a Saturday.. I like to get there at the end of the day shift and the beginning of night shift and then leave when it gets crowded. There was about…

The Kalamazoo Deja Vu is located in a large two story building that it shares with its sister club, Lil Darlings. The clubs have separate entrances, maybe only 20 feet between the separate entrances.…

So, I chose to go there around 3 am, two hours before the club close. I took Uber and was greeted at the gate for a security check before I went in. The cover was…

After reading up plenty on various establishments and eagerly awaiting my first business trip to ATL… I neglected to check one thing… what places are open on Sundays! After arriving at the hotel near…

This was not my first time going here, but I enjoyed my time more than I have in the past. I pulled up at 4 pm on a Friday afternoon. They did a body check…

It was a Monday night and I was coming to Oz from another club (Atlantis; some day I'll write its review as well) and was pretty wasted already. I'll describe everything in my (rather disappointing)…

Was here last week, but came back before my flight the next day. Stayed at the hotel across the street. It's a bit ghetto, but cheap. Also nice to have Waffle House near by! BEWARE:…

Came in around 6pm on a Thursday. Parking across the street is always available. Place was pretty packed, grabbed one of the only bar stools left. Bartenders are usually friendly and attentive, no complaints there. They…

Pulled up here at about 11 PM with my boy, First time going to a Tampa strip club. The front door staff and bouncers were super friendly, Cover was only $12 Parking was Free. When we…

I stopped by with a few friends on a sunday. We got dropped off so we wouldn't have to worry about driving. Cover was $20 each. We were seated by a manager and a cute…

I arrived at around 12 and there were a good amount of women on the floor. Private dances widely available, had probably 3 girls ask in the first 15 minutes of me being there. Seemed…

Hit it up around 3, walk in through the metal detector and two bars one right in front of the entrance and another in the back. Large place. Patti bartending in the front and Amanda…

Returned after a 6 month break to sample the Real Milfs of Burlington County. Called the club number and got the dancer list for the day. It seems to be about 75% right, and I…

Went to Atlantis early in the week with a friend that was a regular. It was very quiet not many people were there. There was probably ten dancers when we got there with more coming…

I hadn't been to a strip club in years, and went to Club Risque in South Philadelphia because regular reviews (like Yelp) seemed to indicate it wasn't low-class or dirty. This was the case, thankfully…

Saturday morning turned into a work day. Ended up on the Dearborn side of town. It was about 1pm. Bt's has a $10 "Burger & Beer Special" on Saturdays and Sundays.I Can barely get…

First time ever in Dallas and at Baby Dolls. Did my research beforehand and certainly paid off. I’m not a professional by any means so bear in mind. This place is certainly high pressure. You…

Short review of another good visit, this time on Days. Got there Friday around 2:00, knowing an hour was all I had. $5 parking fee, not Valet, cover was not taken, I guess it was…

Holy crap. I lament that I live in a strip club desert. There are clubs but they S-U-C-K. A few weeks ago I was in Atlanta on business. I took an…

I’ve been to Diamonds a few times to preface. It’s your typical club like any of the others in Denver. They have their own valet parking and parking on the street or in a lot.…

Went inside with some friends, and before I even sat down, I had a beautiful girl come up to me and put my hand on her boobs and squeezed, asking if I wanted a dance.…

This place is fun & lives to its reputation. $5 parking, no cover before 7 pm. After 7 it’s typically between $10-20. As soon as you enter you have a bar to your right, or…

Bridgeport, CT. Saturday night. It was pretty early like around 7. Area is in, *Elvis voice* In the ghettoooo, in the ghettooo. A big housing project in the distance, I parked down the crescent ave…

I was in Philly for a work meeting and stopped in around 2 PM on Thursday. I have been coming to Cheerleaders, primarily daytime, for about 20 years. Club located in South Philadelphia off of…

I went on a Saturday night the weekend the NHL season opened up (though the Leafs were on the road). It was only about half-capacity yet that didn't stop them from saying the club was…

Had a pretty good visit last week. Have become a fan of this place for the variety of ladies here. It’s a mix of everything, from skinny white chicks to busty latinas, from African American…

Obviously YMMV but let’s get the figures out of the way. Note: I came in a Saturday night, early November, at around 11:30pm. Cover: $10 First drink (Tall Genny): $3 Second/third drink (two green tea…

Decided to hit up Downtown Cabaret on Tuesday night since it was close to my hotel. Arrived at 10:30, no cover since it was slow, paid $10 plus tip for a Bud Light. First I…

I had a really good experience at rhino years and years ago, went a couple times since but didn't like it too much. I appreciate a laid back/chill club where dancers play off of you…

I went by on an afternoon because I had to pass through to get to a customer between NY and Boston. I've been there before. Going in in the afternoon is really different from the…

First-time visit to HK on a Friday night after 9 pm. Parked near Jack in the Box by the trolley for $12, maximum 8 hours. Free shuttle wasn't at the advertised lot, but employees directed…

This place is really unassuming and is nestled in a residential neighborhood. Parking is on the street and the entrance is right on the corner. It's much more narrow than I had imagined but it's…

I was back in Denver for the first time in a long time a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, the only time that I had to visit my old favorite club was on a…

Compared to other clubs in Bridgeport CT Scruples can be a bit tame but if you prefer a more chill low key vibe it’s a nice night out. I visited during the week on a…

I got here about a little after 9:00 PM. there is a $10 cover charge, and the club is open at 5:00 PM. Thursday, Friday and Saturday. The place looks like it was a supper…

Honestly I like Scarlets more than any other club in the Denver area. I’ve tried Shotguns and Diamond. Diamond is good, don’t get me wrong and the girls there are also 7-8 out of 10…

I made another Thursday evening trip down to Desire. Arrived around 8:30. Cover is still $10. New guy working the desk. Walk through the double frosted doors to a parallel universe. To recap, VIP rooms…

Stopped in at the cricket hoping for some afternoon fun. Basics of the club free self parking in the rear parking lot and that is also where the entrance is located. They have no…

Filmores has looked pretty much the same for the last decade plus. It's not a huge place and not fancy by any stretch, there's a single stage with adequate seating around it. Beer is reasonably…