Reviews

This is not a typical club review. Rhino is without question my favorite club in LV, but they recently increased all of their prices prior to Formula 1 hitting Las Vegas in November.…

- Summary - Woman are 5, there is extra, dance in the back was $25. - The Scene - Arrived at 3:10pm on a Tuesday. Area is in an old industrial scrap yard and the building…

This my favorite place to visit when I am in the Valley. The ladies are awesome and very friendly. The bar is large with a side room for private dances for $20 per dance and…

I think most people know the layout of the land here, so I'll skip that and review the talent... Upon sitting down and paying my cover charge for a bottle of water, I was immediately being…

Please note, this is not a review. Pricing update only. Many of the clubs in Las Vegas have been raising their prices ahead of the Formula 1 race on November 18th and the Super Bowl…

It was out on a rare weds night and decided to go to the pans for some humpday fun. Got to the door, was asked for my ID, which was new to me, but whatever.…

Review is a bit belated as I visited Fantasies a few months ago. The only other strip club I've been to is the Spearmint in Vegas so I didn't know what to expect from a…

After a long week of work in Seattle I figured I’d get some relaxation in before my flight home. Relaxing at this club is hit or miss. Some visits have had so many…

I was having a long day at work and new I wanted to have a beer with some good company before I went home for the day. I stopped by the ATM and took out…

I went to the trap on 10/13/23 at around 4:30th. I ubered so no parking fee. No cover charge but I tipped the bouncer $5 and put $1 in the lady at the front desk…

I have not been her in awhile. Previously I had enjoyed many fun times in the $30 private rooms. Usually you can get high mileage with your lady of choice in these rooms. My prior…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. 2 other patrons there as well as 3 dancers. The location is a remote cabin well off the road. Parking is no issue. One side of the bar has…

HK is the place in Zona Norte Tijuana for many chicas, stage dancing and shows, full bar w food available, and entertainment and brothel. On this night the club was decorated for Halloween, and a costume…

I'd been looking forward to checking out this club for a while, and I have to say, it didn't disappoint. The atmosphere was relaxed, and the ladies were top-notch. There was a good variety, and…

Went on a Thursday evening after dinner in North Beach around 9:30 pm. Walked in to a friendly bouncer and cashier. The cover was still $10 before 10pm. Love the vibe in there, music was great.…

Came in here on a monday at 4. Doormen were very friendly as well as the coat girl who was cracking jokes left and right. No cover at all. Had a blast…

Let me start by saying that I wanted to like this club. I have seen photos on Facebook/ Instagram and expected to have a good time for 10 pm on a Thursday night. I…

Went in early morning around 11 am. It was pretty dead just me and one other guy sitting in the corner. As soon as you walk in you are approached by the meseros who sit…

I was in the D for business and was looking to mix in a little pleasure as well. Based upon other reviews I decided to check the Criket. Maybe my Google-Fu is bad, but their…

Price of drinks are very reasonable Bar tender was very kind, perky and attentive, always made sure I had a drink in front of me and answered all my questions with a smile. That's were the…

Daytime shift is a fun time. They’ve gotten a few new girls over the past few months, but for the most part you get the same crew most days. For the most part…

I arrived at around 7. $5 cover. Bouncer at door has been there forever. Very friendly and welcoming. Their kitchen has been on and off for a long time, but now it's on. They have a…

If you need a review of the layout of the club, I highly recommend the layout of the beginning of the posts of OldWhiteGuy (btw - if you're reading this OWG, I'd love to shake…

This review is describing the 4 times I’ve been here over the past month in a half. Drove past this place in the summertime and was intrigued, so a few months later when I had…

Infrequent visitor of this establishment. I love the setup. Nice residential neighborhood, easy and safe parking on the street. Place has a low-key vibe. Pool table near the entrance, long bar…

Came in on a Tuesday, just a few minutes after they opened. I think most of the dancers were still getting ready, so I only saw 3-4 making the rounds. Mercedes was over in the…

I stopped in here for the first time in fifteen years. Plenty of parking. Club is spacious and fairly clean. There are two levels, one with pool tables and a wide open lap dance area.…

What's an afternoon monger to do who likes to eat dinner by 4:30 and be in bed by 9? The daytime scene used to be solid in many Philly places and you could at…

I was heading home to South Florida and decided to check out Diamond Dolls on my way. This was about six weeks ago and I’m just writing this down so my memory on cost of…

Was in town for a visit and decided to check this place out. Environment was fine. Big bar, couple of pool tables. Stage was right behind the bar, so after every girl danced they would…

TL,DR: Just like at Alice’s Restaurant, you can get anything you want – from a full menu. I was in Atlanta for a couple of days and decided to stop by Diamond Club on my way…

I decided to make a trip here after I have not been in years. Club is located in Queens right off Steinway on the corner. Parking is tricky but usually available on side streets. I…

The best of times - Part 1. I learned something interesting recently about savoring experiences. It is not just that we should have deeply intense experiences. It is more important to have more experiences that we…

Clancy’s has been well reviewed. It’s a small club in the middle of a residential neighborhood that you would drive right by if not for the red door. It’s attached to a liquor store.…

Stopped in last Saturday around 6:30 pm. Valet my car $5 and walked in. Guy came out of coat room and motioned me to walk in. No one was working at check in counter so I…

I was driving back home to Boston after some business in Maine and wasn't too tired around 1130 when I was driving down Rt 1. Had to use the bathroom so figured why not check…

I had a couple hours to kill before meeting a friend in the area so thought I'd check out the place after reading some good reviews here. Right off the high way and very easy to…

For a strip club its about average. Most of the dancers are decently attractive and talented. No one is super pushy. Stage wise, there is lots of downtime between dancers, almost too much, same 5…

This was my first time in Atlanta and this place was recommended as a must go. We arrived at 9:00 pm via Uber. Parking lot was full and there was a line to get…

It’s hard to beat stopping at Gold Club mid-afternoon on a Friday. But be tried other clubs on the east side as of late but it felt nice coming back home for an afternoon beer…

Was up in Maine for business and had an afternoon off so I figured I'd make the ten minute drive over to this place. Easy to find, right off the highway and in a quiet industrial/retail…

Visited while in Vancouver for business. Be aware, this club is a good 30 min Uber ride outside of the downtown. There are other clubs that are much more central, but it was Sunday, and…

8-10pm visit. It’s situated between multiple business off a busy street. It is Valet only parking, 20$ up front or 10$ in the back (I parked my own car after paying the 20 for upfront).…

As you can see from reading previous reviews, I have been here a few times. I am surprised more people don't leave reviews for this club. There is a new manager named Sean. Pretty…

I paid my entry fee of $20 and got a soda. The place had about 5 customers and about 8 girls in. There was plenty of parking and the club itself was decent sized…

Arrived and parked for free on a Thursday just after lunch. Patted down; no cover. Girls sitting around the couches inside and I wasn’t approached by any so I took a place at the bar…

It's football season so I have new excuses to get out of the house. Monday Night Football and scattered ass is always a nice combination so back to the nightlife I went. Paradizios…

This place is Candyland now. I dumbly tired to add this as a lisiting. They don't give you an IQ test to be a monger. I know a guy who DJ's here. He's close to…

Visited Rick’s after working in Staten Island earlier in the day. I had time to kill before flying off to California the following morning. I arrived around 930pm and the place was busy, but not…

I decided to stop at the Rama since I have not been there in a while. I walk-in and pay the cover then walk in and sit down. It’s super dark as usual, so…

Visited twice during a recent visit to ATL. Early afternoon for both visits. Easy to find parking. Light pat down at the door and $10 to enter. Bathroom on the right…

The club located off a main highway behind a dealership and some gas stations. It is located in a pretty industrial area. Walking inside no cover bathroom to the left. You see a well light…

Got tired of sitting around the house so I drove to the Foxy Lady. Cover was $5 and a beer was $5.25. I counted 16 dancers working, mostly white. They ranged from…

This club was included in the "Top 40 Strip Clubs" on this site, and it was within a reasonable driving distance, so I made the trip in order to determine the accuracy of its current…

It is approximately 15 min drive from the center of state college. The place was huge with 4 stages, but only one stage was used on a Thursday night. No alcohol is allowed…

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. There's a parking lot where it seems impossible to get a spot but I actually found a spot right in there, don't count on it though. I wouldn't say this…

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. Atlantic city was like Miami of it's day, but then air conditioning came about and sort of killed the town. But here and it goes for a lot of the…

Passing through Mi Ave on a Sat afternoon hoping that criket parking lot might be mostly empty. Surprisingly that day it was more than half full so decided to check out what's going on. For…

Made the 20 min trip to the Carnival book store. First, this is not a strip club no poles, no dancing girls. Brick building in Brooklawn on Rt. 130. No admission or weapons check.…

Arrived late on a Friday night but before midnight. $30 cover and a slight pat down at the front door. Door girl was pretty with a nice smile and the bouncer was friendly. Who knew this…

Definitely one of the better clubs in Dallas. I honestly only go there for one girl and she only works day shift. Her and most of the other girls definitely do extras and for a…

Arrived at 7:00 by Uber, some of the more attractive day girls were hitting the road, I had a quick chat with the friendly security guard as he was checking the girls out. Paid the…

The club is right on the corner, and the parking lot is well-lit, but very small and hard to get in/out of if there are a lot of cars. Judging by the parking situation I…

Been making frequent trips to Rio to meet up with a regular. Rio opens at noon but most girls don’t show up until around 1 or 2. I arrived a little after…

Stopped in with a group on a Saturday evening, got in early for the evening crowd around 7PM. Initially there were only a few girls dancing, however things picked up around 8. The dancers are…

Entered on a Monday evening around 9pm and Monday night football was going on. About 10-18 girls through out. Not as packed but it is a Monday night. Main stage with satellite poles. Typically Topless…

La Pearl has been well described. Long bar with stools and no tables or stage to dance on. 10 cover with bouncer/owner sitting outside. Beer 5. Mix of AA woman 20-35 I would say. All…

Night Moves is my hometown strip club, so I try to visit periodically just to see if it has changed at all. This is a big college town and I've been going here for more…

First visit to location (new name/management) after 15 years: I'd rate this as a club of convenience. Meaning one I'd kill time at if I happened to be in area, but not one I'd go…

La Boheme is now known as Rick's. It seemed very different from a previous visit years ago. I went in between 9-10 PM, and the cover was $15, if I recall correctly. There were…

I was free on a Friday night and decided to head out to Expose, since I had not been there in a while. Expose is laid out the same as it has been for years…

I stopped in at Club 205 0n this Saturday around noon. They have a small parking lot that goes around three sides of this small building with street parking along the busy 4 one-say lane…

For a Friday night, there were surprisingly very few guests. That just meant my favorites were generally available! There were several standouts that are regulars. I’d recommend dances with most girls, if you ask they…

I won't lie I spent way too much money on this trip. I got a pick up from the club. really nice driver. really cool!!! felt like a VIP walking in. payed my -$40 to…

I grew up on Long Island, so had been here before. Mostly a hit or miss club, but I had a decent time tonight. Beer $10 each. I had four so spent roughly $45 including…

Went to Lust with my buddy on a Saturday night, he was feeling low so we figured let’s get him in front of boobs. The positives about this experience on a Saturday is that the…

Visited Ricks Friday night arrived at 730 left at 930; solo visit after a happy hour downtown minneapolis. First of all just an observation on the atmosphere downtown. considering Floyd riots and ton…

I saw an ad on another site from a dancer I have come to enjoy at this taco shop stating that she was dancing here on this day. With that, I took care of some…

Stopped by Ricks after a several month hiatus. I arrived around 1030pm on a Thursday. I’ll start by saying the prior times I’ve visited were in the afternoon. At night it was super busy.…

I hadn't been to Baby Dolls in several years so I was really curious to check it out again. I was in town on business, planned my arrival to Dallas so I would have…

I feel funny posting another review but this one is totally opposite of my last of this place. Tuesday afternoon, shortly after opening, I walk in and only the bouncer (James) is at the bar.…

Went there first at lunch, then again at night on a Monday. This review combines both visits. Large for an Akron club, but only a few customers on a Monday. The stage is small,…

Bath rooms are in the entry way. No cover charge on a Monday. Dances are done out in the open on couches in a separate room off to the right of the…

Man this place sucked..... I went here on a Thursday night around 11:30 PM, Bouncers outside were chill, I was a bit skeptic because I didn't see many cars in the front. walk in and…

PLACE: Free parking with limited spaces. I arrived at 2:30am and most of spot were taken. Had to park all the down that sketchy street. I'm always scared to park against the wall in fear…

Free streetside parking is typically available within a 1 block radius of the club. Mostly residential neighborhood. Typically enter from the right side of staircase on side of building. Pay $10 cover to a…

My last few trips to the cricket months ago now were busts...so I haven't been there in months. Decided to see if things have improved. I have to say...they were much better than…

It's been a few years since I last wrote a review of this place so i figured i would make a return trip now that I had some time. Location: The location in north Austin…

I could repeat my last review from over a year ago, the only difference being there were lots of girls this time. It’s been over a year since I’ve been there so I was anxious to…

I wasn't feeling optimistic after reading the reviews, but I hadn't been to El Paso in years and figured I'd give Buck's a shot. It was a Monday night around 7pm, so expectations were low.…

Was in Akron and decided to stop at OGD. Probably a little better then most of the dive clubs in Akron, but I never expect much, but you never know. Club has been described many…

Stopped by a couple days ago (Thursday) at about 4pm. Parking lot was 3/4 full and I was hoping that was good indication that it was decent in there. It was pretty busy, most…

First time as the other clubs in COI were too packed Friday late night so decided to try this one out. Cover was 15$ with the onegc app discount. There was a good amount of…

I am not really sure how to describe this place. I tried it one more time while waiting to pick up a friend from the airport. It was empty the last time I went and…

I visited Kitten’s Cabaret Thursday evening last week for the first time in a couple of years, arriving a little after 7 p.m. (during a shift change from the daytime dancers to the night-time crew…

First time in a club since pre-pandemic days. The bartending, and other staff are about the same, and the dancers were about what you’d expect for day shift. The music and atmosphere are pleasantly…

This is my 2nd time visiting this strip club. This time I went on a Friday (free entry before midnight and $10 dances). If you drive, there is a small parking fee of $5.…

Starting to get back into things over the last year or so. This review is about 3 weeks old. I tend not to go into Hiliter much anymore because of the changes over…

Pretty sure Club Rouge wasn't made with men like us in mind. It feels like their target audience is professional athletes, musicians, business types trying to impress their clients, and drug dealers. General Club Details:…

A sales trip to the "chemical valley" took me back to a place I have been to many times, but not since the pre-covid period. Sarnia is a blue collar city and this club fits…