Cloakroom
476 K St NW Washington, DC 20001

Paid for 30, left after 20

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Trainne
May 11, 2026, 2:36 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and most of the girls were hanging out by the bar chitchatting. I sat down and ordered a well drink that cost $18. As I waited for the stage dancing to actually start, I got a good look at all the girls that were hanging around. There was one with a fit body that I saw from behind and immediately had my eye on. She ended up being the first one to walk over and while her face was quite unattractive, the fit body made up for it. I ended up buying her a drink and we chatted for a while. I have been to Cloakroom before and so I knew the setup - no lap dances in the main area, all of that happened upstairs in the VIP room where prices were pretty steep. I don’t mind a dancer expecting to be paid for her time but this one asked me for a tip after we had chatted for about 15 minutes. I find that strange given I had already bought a drink, there were still practically no guys there, and the convo was building toward a trip to the private room. I declined, it was a little awkward, but she persisted and we ended up heading upstairs. I asked beforehand if touching was allowed and she gave the OK.

 

Now, the upstairs at cloakroom is an awful setup. The girls are not allowed to quote any prices so you have to negotiate with the guy and pay. He starts with the champagne room and works down. Ended up at $500 for 30 minutes or $300 for 20 minutes as the lowest priced options. Obviously steep but I wanted to feel the body so I paid the $500.

 

The “vip” experience was the worst I have ever been in, so bad that I walked out after 20 minutes. This dancer literally grinds for like 2 minutes and it’s pretty good, then says something like “I hate to ask but the more you tip the better time we will have in here so can you tip me now”. I tell her that I have $100 and some change that I’ll give her at the end. She stops dancing and sits down next to ne, telling me to give the money now so we can have a good time. Here I am, $500 sunk into this room, and I’m getting no sue out of it. I tell her all I got is this $100 and some singles and I give her the $100. She says she would like the singles too. Sheesh ok, what do I care about $8 so I hand those over too. She starts dancing again but nothing as good as the first couple of minutes. She tells me her books are new so I can caress them once but cannot grab them. A little more dancing and she asks me if I have Cash App and can tip her some more money. I basically lost it at that point. I bought her a drink, spent $500 on a room, and tipped up front all to get hassled again for more money. I was so annoyed and turned off at that point that I walked out with about 10 minutes left despite her pleading that I stick around.

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