Reviews

So, my buddies and I (we're Canadian) were in Phoenix and NOTHING was going on -- one of the other guys and I ventured out to Tempe to see if there were any college sluts…

Visited Shades over the Christmas Holidays while on Vacation in Ocho Rios,not much have changed. The layout of the club is the same with two small stages to the left when you walk in and…

Took another trip to the Cabaret after work to unwind, grab some dinner and drink some beer. And oh yea, see some tits and ass! This place hasn't disappointed on either of my visits. The…

Stopped in around 6:30, shortly after they opened. No cover ample safe free parking. Large, upscale, on a par with Christies in Cleve, or Treasures in Houston. Lighted aquarium, multi tiered stage…

I actually went to this club during the late afternoon, left to go to a meeting, and returned for a while in the evening. On the day shift there were 5 dancers. One I knew…

Ive been a Mobile resident for over 20 years, Ive seen this club at its best and its worst...over the past 5 years it kinda went down hill due to lack of proper management, and…

Went with my wife when Jenna Haze was appearing so the place was packed. There are seats around the dance floor, seats at the bar and seats about four high tables and chairs. The…

I visited Diamond'a again last week and my experience was awesome. I met a few really nice girls and got some drinks. I ended up going in the VIP and Champagne room with a beautiful…

After checking out some reviews for this club on this site, I was in the area, had some free time so I thought I would stop in. I get to the club and there…

I've been to most all the clubs in the Corpus Christi area, this is one of the few in town that I'd recommend you steer clear. Arrived about 9pm, paid my $5 to get…

Came here to blow off some steam, since Koi Cabaret next door closed down. Most of the dancers here seem to be in their late 20s-late 30s, the occasional young one. A lot…

Went to the Hurricane Club for the first time, and kind of wish I didn't, but wasn't much else available. Front door was locked, and the doorman wanted to charge $5 cover, but quickly…

This place is interesting. I went on a Friday night and there were a variety of dancers, maybe a dozen. It's a bit on the ratchet side, but there's enough to work with…

I'm usually a regular at Mickey's but my ATF has moved on so I decided to venture to SC's I've never been to. So I decided to visit Sparky's and Sharky's. So here is Sharky's.…

Visited Carnival Book Store on a Saturday afternoon with my girlfriend. She was in the market for some new dildos and thought we would check out their selection and also see what else they had…

This is a older club but can be fun. It can be difficult to find but location helps with the privacy. Usually go during afternoon when it's quite. Usually have about 5-7 girls working.…

I recently visited Gold Cup for the first time on December 27, 2012 and then again on January 3, 2013. The first visit was a showcase of very nice breasts, and the second was more…

Had to fly out of O'Hare today so thought I'd take a bit of time to see good ol' Heavenly Bodies. I have had some fun in the past at this club, but it…

This club is very hit or miss. Today was a miss. Only a couple girls dancing, I think 6. All of them I've seen many times before. There was one I hadn't got a "dance"…

Went to this club with my friend because I read a lot about this club and was also recommend to me by my friends. We arrived at about 7 o'clock. The club it self was…

Happened to be in the area last week so thought i would stop in. Kinda wished i hadn't. 5 dollar cover, not too bad, 1.50beers very reasonable. the bartender even mentioned…

I went on a Friday night with my girlfriend and we were immediately taken in by the vibe of this place. Friendly, open, laid back. 2 of the 3 stages were active when we…

I was having a crappy day and after a long long break from clubs I stopped in here. a cpl 3's working and one 8. I watched the 8 give a heavy set dude a…

First time at this club. When I first approached i thought the club was enormous til i saw that 75% of the building was an indoor parking lot. Club looks like a vegas club from…

Went in Thursday afternoon almost no one in the place. A couple girls taking turns on stage one small dark skinned one ...a little heavy and one reasonable Russian girl. After sitting at the stage…

Went on a Monday night, so it wasn't very crowded. The place was clean and the staff were very friendly. The bar seemed well set up and had very fast service (delivered to…

stopped by on a monday several times between 5 and 8pm. VERY SLIM PICKENS. mostly 5-6s. totally unimpressed. after i got my junk played with at hong kong, i checked out adelitas to sober up…

Visiting Baltimore, I decided to give this club a spin based on the reviews here. This is a really good club. First the bad. It is really out of the way.…

Club opened at noon, and this was on a NFL playoff Sunday, so the game was playing on multiple flat panels. The main room has a nice big stage in the middle with about…

I've been to a few clubs in Austin but this is my favorite. The girls are nice and usually expect you to be hands-on during dances. They seem to be divided up into…

I have been reading reviews of Chicas Locas and was excited to visit on a business trip to Houston. I really enjoy clubs in Houston, but usually go back home having spent much more…

Was passing through this area on business and had been wanting to check this place out for a while. Was pleasantly surprised, it is sort of a combination diner / strip club, and my…

I have to say, I was a bit surprised by this place. Most of the places on Baltimore's "Block"---literally a block of strip clubs, are pretty trashy but this place was actually nice. When you…

So this has become my club of choice lately. It is very low key. Sometimes maybe a bit too relaxed. There's good ok' Robert acting as bouncer, receptionist and cheerleader (and mother hen). The girls…

The parking situation is odd, but I found a spot on the west side of the building. I made the mistake of walking in with a six-pack, not realizing that they now have a liquor…

I was in Ottawa on business so I thought I would try a couple of the local clubs. Went to Bare Fax on a thursday evening about 10 PM. It is located in a busy…

Thre is a short(ish) little but thick meican and black girl I saw there about a week ago and man did she show me a good time! she was nice had a great laugh and…

Have been going to this place for years and atmosphere in the day is always fun with a nice selection of girls. I have been a few times at night and it tends to be…

I am taking another trip to Portland strip clubs in a couple days. I was last there a month ago and my favorite place is still kings wild. They have opened up…

I have been to this club several times and the place is awesome! The club itself is right on the main club street in the center of the party area by the beach, so great…

I thought I'd check out the day-time shift. When I walked in during the early afternoon, it was pretty quiet. About 5 customers and about the same number of dancers. A couple…

Tried the Monday night thing again a couple of weeks ago. The stable of girls was depleted, barely 6 or 7 there. There was no Desiree and CiCi tag team, and sadly, there…

Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were two…

I found this club on the Internet, when I was visiting Phoenix for one night. As I bought a drink at the bar, one of the nude dancers, who was on a break, began…

This is a gem of a strip club. If you're driving on 85, take the detour. It's worth it. I've been here a few times in the past 10 years and unlike what some other…

Was in town for the weekend and had been to Follies earlier and had a really good time. Decided to check this place out. The quality of the girls here is much better than Follies,…

A little on the small side, but a nice place. Stage in the center of the main room, surrounded by the bar. There's a small side room for lap dances, with curtained boothes for the…

Went Monday night, it was filled with a few Yale college students. The club is BYOB, so brink your own alcohol, also better not to take out money at club since there is a…

As you all know, I work at Platinum Plus on a regular basis. I decided to try out Heart Breakers for their 2 dollar Tuesday special, all call liquors were 2$. I have to say…

I worked an extra shift at work that Fri and since ive been hearing so much about this place lately i said why not and glad i did. Decent drink prices, i was really into…

Entered the club with more than advertised entry cover. A large stage at the center and on entering when I saw the dancers around there, I was already not sure - there were big fat…

Stopped by this place on the way home one afternoon. Hadn't tried the day shift before. There was a surprising number of cars parked, which would lead you to think that extras must be flowing…

You've read the descriptions. They're obviously not concerned about the decor or the hygiene in the bathroom (though it's gotten better). The best mileage in the Northeast- as far as I know. Visited in mid-december.…

I finally got to go back to one of my favorite clubs and All I can say one of my all time favorites is back. Tori was there today. She hadn't worked there…

I went to club 1444 on a Thursday night a few weeks back. The club looks a little shady from outside but is not as bad on the inside. Plenty of parking tho in the…

Visited CH3 on a Sunday night around 8pm, there was no doorman up front and no charge to get in, just a standard I.D. check inside. They had me turn in my hat up front…

This is a pretty good strip club. I went there last Thursday night. My only complaint, is they do try to nickel and dime you a bit. Cover charge, two drink minimum, buy the dancer…

I have been here twice so far, and intend to go back at some point in the future. The club is small, but it is Ashtabula. The drinks are cheap, and you can smoke inside.…

Dancers is one of the best clubs in Orlando, and if you can't make the drive to one of the coasts its your best bet for a good time in central Florida. The dances and…

This place looks like a hole in the wall, but is not as bad inside as it looks from the outside. There is a ten dollar cover and there are girls sitting about and…

This place looks and feel like a neighborhood bar. The girls are friendly, but they are beholden to their regulars. The bartender was cute. The manager is a short guy with a short…

Very shitty monetary value for the quality in all aspects, drinks are overly expensive, laps are not worth the price, and the place is pretty shady and tacky. I hate when places that charge a stupid…

Took a ride down to my favorite place about 2 weeks ago.First time I was there in a while on a Saturday afternoon.The place wasn't to crowded,maybe 10 - 15 guys.Always enjoy the dollar…

Free to get in...Full bar so no BYOB finally in Jersey...3 girls working, 2 okay 1 actually good looking but talking to a regular so no shot. One pool table and didn't see a private…

I love going to st James they have the best looking dancer out o f all of Houston. you can acrually see tits and the girl but and their behind not like other Houston…

The drinks were priced right for a club wasn't charged any entrance fee. The place is reasonably clean and kept up. I was asked for a dance by quite a few of the…

Been here 2-3 times, first time I was a little confused as to how it worked, but the guy who works the booth is super friendly. Put a buck in window goes up, honestly…

I keep waiting for the day to come where I really enjoy a Portland area SC and say I' want to come back over and over and over. Not this time. It's the…

The Inn represents the good, the bad & the ugly of the PGC strip clubs to me! The good is that it consistently has pretty high mileage + a truly private, good-sized VIP room…

First of all, this place is among the best in Tampa. This is more in the Brandon area and away from the "other" side of Tampa which is nice since there is no crowd…

Originally went about 4 years ago when I first moved here. Night trips back then was the probably the best strip club in the Tulsa area and rightfully continues to be so. Recently moved and…

Got to revisit this place after a few years. Generally speaking, Phoenix is one of my favorite cities based on lax rules and pretty girls. IMO, it's still too dark in this club,…

Wow! This was my third visit (1st in almost 2 years) and the Mons doesn't disappoint. Parking is not as difficult as before since you can park next door at the pizza place.…

Was doing work in the area and turns out it was right up the road from my hotel. Decided to give it a try a bit later than i usually go at night. Not…

Came in on a Thursday at 3pm. I'd had a horrible day on the job and just needed to drown my sorrows in gin and stare at some dancing ass for a bit.…

In town for biz, checked up on the clubs here and decided Dream Girls was the place to check out. Had lunch next door at Sneaky Pete's, which was average at best. Nice…

This is currently my favorite club overall. Most of the dancers look great, some are fucking drop-dead gorgeous. The wind was able to blow in a few trash bags, but overall the dancer…

I decided to check out some new places. Went to Desiree Nite Club in Norton. I parked in the back and there is an entrance to the club in both back & front.…

Went back to follies on a late afternoon early evening There is valet but you can just park across the street or next door and avoid the valet. No cover before 7 and for a few…

This is only the second time I've been here since it stopped being Leggs and the first time since they redid the main stage ( well only stage now). The pasties are kind of annoying…

Gold is a nude-no alcohol side and a topless full-bar side strip club. The topless-alcohol side did not have a cover on when I arrived at about 8:30 on a Monday. The ‘After Dark’ nude-no…

Vixens is more or less a regular club for me. Between Taboo and Vixens being the only two open during day time, Vixens is my fav! Typical buzz you in and $5 cover. You enter to…

I've been to the Millstream Inn more than a few times in the past few weeks and it is become not just my favorite strip club, but one of my favorite places to hang out,…

I had a couple hours free on a Friday afternoon and drove out to P10. It's a friendly place, and most of the girls are really easy on the eyes, at least on a Friday…

I never thought I would ever write anything but a glowing review about the Rhino but I was quite honestly underwhelmed on my recent visit. Maybe I have been there too often but I honestly…

What a difference a week (or two) makes! I have really enjoyed this club in the past, so after my very disappointing last visit here I felt compelled to try it again. I…

Stopped into HG after reading other reviews. Cover was $5 and the club is split into two parts - bikini dancers and beer on the right, topless and no alcohol on the left. You pay…

This is a combined review from Wed afternoon thru Sat afternoon, including Sat morning. I get to Vegas 1-4 X/year and the last 3 years OG has been my main stop. It is a comfortable…

I've been coming here over the last few weeks because I know a couple dancers that left another club to come here. This club is very nice. It has a posh, upscale feel…

its been three years since i entered a stripclub in seattle, talents west set such a level of deviancy going to deja vu and their satelitte clubs for blueballs and getting broke wasnt the recipe…

Visit the club about once every other month for the past year or so. Overall, the quality has improved. Most girls are above average with a few 8 pluses. As said before,…

Ok, my previous review was a tough one and i stand by what i wrote; however, as i stated in my review i was going to give this another try and I'm very glad I…

I've been here a few different times. All in the evenings, but on different nights of the week. When I was here on a Wednesday, I wouldn't have known that it was a…

I normally visit Tampa 2 or 3 times a year and I'm a long time patron of Scarletts @ Ybor but recently it has kinda lost it's magic. Maybe I've been too many times over…

New Year...so it was time to make a run to my favorite piece of real estate in Baltimore. It has been a while since I was down here, and honestly, things have not picked…

First time I had been in this club in a very long time. Was at an other bar on Spring Mountain, listening to bands with a female buddy of mine (Who is a retired dancer…

Since there was some question about the validity of the previous reviews I decided to check for myself and review this new club. I was there shortly after opening and was greeted by the manager…

This place is the Costco or Sam's Club of Strip clubs - High volume (of girls) and great value. Have been there multiple time..and on all days of the week. Its a big party every…

Short version: Went to Bogarts on a sunday evening at 8pm. Place is a dive inside and out. Met with K****, a 6-7ish brunette latina, late twenties 36-28-40 who quoted 150 for high-mileage…

Arrived here around midnight on Saturday and the club was jam packed. There were around 20 dancers, but considering how many dudes were there, this was not nearly enough as the club looked like a…