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I arrived here after 11 pm on a Sunday, finding the place quite quiet with only two other customers and a couple of dancers in the booths. The spacious room felt even emptier due to…

It has been a while since I've gone to Rosewood but decided to give it another try. I do not like the entrance process. To begin with, they scan your ID. Admission…

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of…

I stopped by Wiggles on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago since it had been more than a year since my last visit. I got there just before midnight and parked for free…

Mario's is in Webster, which is about 15 minutes from Worcester near the CT border. It is about 30 minutes from RIDolls and 45 minutes from Providence. There isn't much else useful in the immediate…

Layout: in Morristown towards the outskirts of town away from the nightlife area and stores. Parking is available below the club next to train tracks as well as at the parking lot which is decently sized.…

General club details; There is a $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The…

Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night. The experience is not Follies by a long shot, but if you like Cuban women you’ll have a good time and can leave relaxed and satisfied. Club appearance and…

Sylvia's is located on a fairly low traffic street. There is street parking around the corner from the building that allows privacy. Walked in to a dark entry on a Monday evening. There is no…

While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…

the ultimate strip club list My Reviews Platinum West 1995 Old Dunbar Rd West Columbia, SC 29172 November 17, 2023 Status: rejected Friday afternoon was slow Stopped by on my way through Columbia from Chs to Atl about 1:30. $5 entry and walked in…

Visited on a Saturday night around 1030pm. Fairly small building on the side of RT 115. $10 cover charge, pat down. The bar is located on the lower level. Get a mixed drink for…

Hadn’t been to Le Girls in several years. I’m sure it’s mentioned in other reviews, but I’ll give a quick run down. There’s an 18+ nude side on the right, and 21+ topless side on…

I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would see…

Haven’t been to a club in a few months as I’ve been doing OTC lately. Decided to stop in to see if anything has changed. Spoiler alert… not much has changed, but that’s not…

Easy to find, right on the curve where Hampden Ave turns into Havana. Plenty of decent parking. My only caution for some might be that it faces a very busy street and the…

Dive bar just off 309 in a somewhat rural stretch south of Bethlehem. I’ve had good times here in the past and find the dancers to usually be friendly, especially if they recognize you. I…

SETTING HQ is in a not-great neighborhood. You’ll have to negotiate some one-way, and not well-lit urban streets to get to Richards. The building is lit in purple. Neon sign doesn’t say “HQ” but says “Exotic…

I hit up Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, and CH3 for my 40th birthday and definitely had the most fun at CH3. The girls were less pushy than at the other clubs (still pushy compared to a…

I was in a new part of LA on a Saturday night, so I decided to try a new club. My path led me to Tropical Lei arriving at about midnight First the boring stuff LAYOUT:…

Stopped by around 7pm on a Thursday. Cover was $10, coat check $3. Coming in there’s a long bar with two small stages, and then a larger area around a divider on the left with…

The Pimp is a club in hot and humid Bangkok in Thailand all the way in Asia far far away for the United States. For anyone that is visiting there's a good chance you are…

Was in town for a conference a few weeks ago and decided to try out Chicas after reading multiple reviews here. Actually went on both a Sunday and a Tuesday night. It was about a…

Crossed the border beginning about 6:30. Finally made it across about 7:00+. The line into Mexico was the longest I had ever seen it, wrapping around the trolley and back on itself. Fortunately, the agents…

Went here with my girlfriend and paid a 10 dollar entry fee for each of us. We don’t drink but her red bull was about 8 dollars. There was a reasonable amount of girls but…

You can see this place from the freeway and is located in an industrial area. Plenty of parking and feels safe. $10 cover and have to buy a drink which is $7 + tip. They…

Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung…

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the women…

Cheetah's (Pompano Beach) is my go-to when in SoFlo. Used to be DD, and while DD still serves a purpose, it is automatistic, robotic, where as many of the dancers at Cheetah's are more conducive…

In town for a Baskeball tournament so naturally I had to check out local clubs. I drove up to this club, parked in side parking lot(that needs repairs) and enter front door a little past…

Visited the club for the first time in several months. I was surprised to learn that the CR cost has increased to $50 to the house. Up from $40. 15 minutes in…

I don’t know the door fee because there was no one at the door. I walked in and got a drink four dollars for a soda water and there is no one dancing but it…

Since my last review I have been here several times this year both with work friends and my wife.  This is my favorite spot to go to in my area when I'm looking for T&A.…

PH is a byob, topless club. Girls dance 2 songs, 1 girl at a time and circulate for tips and dances. $10 cover, gets you 2 non alcoholic drinks. Dances are in 8 small private rooms.…

Was in Miami a couple of weeks ago and decided to checkout this club. Went on a Sunday night around 9:30 pm and club was pretty much empty with only 4 customers and maybe around…

This place isn’t what it used to be, but still amazing. The hardest part is walking around this massive club and picking out just who you want to be with. It’s almost 100% Latina given…

Last visit to Flight was on a Tuesday afternoon. One new thing is they redid the entry off the street for the valet parking. Other than that same ol. Walked in and found a booth…

Providence, RI. Thursday like around 5ish. Big time traffic on Allens avenue. Already pretty much dark at this time. Parking lot looked pretty much almost filled up. Not a lot of strip clubs out there…

I visited Dream Girls on a Wednesday evening. The club is located near an I75 exit in a mixed industrial area. The parking lot is ample and generally well lit. There…

It isn't necessarily an advantage when the first girl to take the stage after you arrive is the girl of your dreams. That's what happened to me. As is sometimes the case at this low traffic…

To begin with the club layout. Good parking space with the club situated right off the free way. So appears very safe. You will almost never run out of parking for the amount of parking…

I stopped at BT's a couple of weeks ago on a late Saturday afternoon for some football and ladies. I have been here many of time as have most of all of you reading…

Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM. Small…

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous…

Been travelling a lot this summer/fall so I have not been in as much as usual. Nothing has changed though. Still $5 for a weekday beer ($6 on weekends) full bar leaning towards…

Huge parking lot. Decent area. Felt pretty safe in the surrounding areas. North phx is probably a better area than many in phx from my experience. Entering the club, the pay area. Cover free…

I happened to be in the area and since this was the only club that looked like it was the type I was looking for decided to pay a visit. I arrived at around 10:30…

It had been a while since I had been to Desire and was reminded why I like this club The club is located a couple of minutes off 95 with complimentary valet parking and a…

Let me preface this with... I don't write bad reviews unless they're terrible. We were recommended Bucks by a few people. Heard it was BYOB and fully naked so thought we'd give it a shot. The…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10. There were 10-12 very hot girls working. $15 cover. Drinks are reasonably priced. Very friendly girls. The offer a tour of the club. Club tour shows how…

Visited Cheeks on a Saturday night from about 10-12:30. Metal detector and wand to get in then ID check and a $10 cover, I believe. The 1st thing that hit me was the bright lighting.…

Came here on a Sunday shortly after opening. For some odd reason the club doesn’t open until 1pm compared to 11am the other days of the week. Gods day? I wouldn’t mind…

Good club for a quick fix Downtown. Not a full service club. $20-$25 cover charge. $40 for LD. There is only one stage and so they only have one girl dancing at a time. Small…

Stopped by on a slow Saturday night. I always have a good time when visiting fifth Ave. One of the better values in the area if you ask me. It’s in an industrial section of…

Checked out Club 205 a couple weeks ago, Sat 11/4, at around 2:00 pm. The parking lot is small and it can get crowded, but there is street parking on the busy street in front.…

Decent Club 3/5 I visited on a weekend just to check out the place, at about 1-2am. Whole club is pretty small, entire place is pretty much one square room with a bar next to the…

Stopped by a few weeks ago. Located on a residential street on a steep hill. Always street parking available. Walked in with pool table on left and bar running down right side with…

I haven't been to a strip club in a while, preferring instead to let the ladies come to me. But I promised a visiting friend a strip club evening and I had free passes…

It's been a couple of years since I visited Tattletales and it's the club that's ten minutes from my house. That should give some indication of how worthwhile it is when I go to other…

First time visiting this club and definitely won’t be my last. I went there on a late evening Monday at around 8:30 PM. Poliz was easy to find, and when I parked there, there was…

I used to visit this club quite often but due to work hasn't had much time recently. Therefore when i completed my latest project and had some time to kill, i decided to visit…

This is my go-to stop over when I can carve out an hour or two before an airport pickup. The club is located about a couple miles from the West Palm airport. I…

In SLC for work and decided to check out the local scene. American Bush was my eventual goal, but I needed a drink first so I went to Duces Wild right down the street. It…

Went here on a Monday night around 10pm. Cover was $10 and Miller Lite was $5.50. This place is visually stunning. You walk in, and it's one big circle with all of the walls covered in…

Stop 2 on my SLC adventure. An earlier reviewer mentioned how 6 out of 10 times he has a spectacular experiences here. I definitely hit one of the six. I entered into an outer room and…

I was in Asheville for one night on business. It was a good way to spend a rainy afternoon rather than in a boring meeting. The club itself is not overly impressive from…

It's sort of a hike from the Tampa area but in my opinion, well worth it. The night I went, the cover was $25 (rather than the standard $10) due to the fact that Linzee…

Another great visit to Clancy's. Don't want to spend too much time going into detail about the place itself, I've done that in my other reviews as have others. All you need to know is…

I had not been to Hands from Heaven since the pre-covid days. I was in Brampton on business last week when I drove south on Dixie Road from my stop on Steeles. I saw the…

As noted in my DD review, I was determined to check out Booby Trap and DD after visiting cheetahs twice on previous business trips. Booby trap sits on MLK Boulevard and has a large building…

On previous business trips, I’ve gone to Cheetahs twice. Based on reviews, I thought I should check out diamond dolls and booby trap. DD is on a busy corner and parking was ample with a…

Dropped in here again on a Monday afternoon around 1 or so. I have been here may times, but here is the low down on the location. It is located right in front…

This used to be my favorite afternoon place before COVID with the best afternoon talent. Had tailed off last time visited about 6 months ago, so decided to give it a shot as was…

Went in by myself this past Saturday after 10PM. Friendly young lady at the front took my ID (as usual) and I paid the $10 cover. I think it's usually $15. I walk in and…

Hi, walking in late in the afternoon on a warmish fall day, I was as usual hit by the temporary wall of darkness. Sadly there was a chair I didn't see that I became…

Headed to TT wanted to get there a little after noon. I figured my chances for a vip with my go to girl were better before the pl’s get there. Pulled in the parking lot…

I went in a couple of weeks before they closed down as I had heard rumors they were going under. Sadly this place has been struggling for a long time and the atmosphere when I…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Just came from a rodeo out in ballpark where the Round Express play. Plenty of parking walk in. A bunch of girls at the desk. Cover is like $15 or…

This was my go-to spot for years because I lived too close. More often than not, it was not a good experience. But a few times, I had a great experience, so I keep on…

I spent most of the last 15 years in thee Seattle area where strip clubs are loose with their rules and the girls know how to make guys happy. Not the case here.…

Came here a few weeks ago on a business trip. Fresh off my flight, I stopped by this one since it was across the street of my dinner restaurant. I was torn between polekatz, which…

I am from Philadelphia and visit and review those local clubs often. I was traveling to Ann Arbor for work and had some time to kill after landing in Detroit so decided to check…

This is my secret place I visit periodically to enjoy free nights. I visited this place Friday night. I parked my car at a valet for $10 and sat down on a chair in front…

Azfriole and I visited HK again after a two month break. I don’t leave many HK reviews any more but when I do, I usually mention HK is not as good as it used…

Night 2 of DC’s staycation weekend saw me back at old reliable Sugars. I’ve gotten to know a few of the dancers here. They are sweet and provide excellent service. The venue…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Real nice spot. Walk in, guy at the front waives the cover for military, $25 otherwise. Walk in. A couple bars, multiple stages. Well lit club. Various…

Union Jacks is a really fun strip club if you like the gentleman’s club aspect. Meaning you like to interact with the strippers and care more about the lap dances than just watching pole dances.…

Stopped by one evening after a night out and wanted to see the latest lineup at Pandora's to see if anyone was interesting. Cover $21. It was not as busy as I remembered for a…

I went in on a Friday night, when you walk in you first pass through a metal detector and pay a $10 cover. After you enter there are two bars—left and right—I went and had…

Austin, TX. Saturday night after midnight. Plenty parking in the lot. Security is out there. Walk up, guy in a vest pats you down. Girl at the front. Cover is $35, $30 military. Walk in.…

Stopped out on a Saturday for a couple of beers. Cover was only $5. Got inside, sat down at the bar and was surprised that there not more people there. Beers were…

Visiting this place second time (first time was 7+ years ago) and it looked almost same - which is a good thing. If you haven't visited FKK, it is completely unique experience. Entrance is 60 Euros.…

While not a compensated ad, Spearmint has been my favorite strip club for decades. Last visit was pre-Covid January 2020 for another good time. I rarely go to local San Francisco clubs anymore, Covid took…

I decided to check out Emperors on a Thursday night. Cover was $7. When you enter in there is a smaller bar off in the corner (a VIP bar I believe), a large stage in…

Club is easy to locate. Parking is tough on weekends but this time I visited Tusday and post midnight around 1 am and parking lot was empty.. went in no cover . Only 3 to 4…

I visited this establishment on a Monday evening while passing through town. I arrived shortly before 10pm and after paying $20 cover and getting patted down went in to see no one on stage and…

Stopped in a little after opening on a Thursday evening. Main room is a mix of booths and chairs. With a barely elevated stage and pole. This place advertises itself as a lapdance club so…

Decided to visit my favorite “go to” club in a Thursday night and watch some football among other things. Valet my car and walked into the club and paid the $20 cover fee.…

First off this place is very clean, smells ok and you aren’t afraid to leave your car. It helps that they have $5 beers and free lunch from 1130-3 that actually tastes pretty good. Inside…

Just a review of what turned out to be a pretty interesting Tuesday night on account of the Halloween party. Nothing scandalous, just some observations. The stage and layout and basics have been reviewed many times…