Don't Expect Much

So this was a few years ago. I was having a good night with my boys. Getting some drinks at my local bar. The night ended around 10:30pm. For them at least. For me, was still feeling to go out and maybe see some ass. See, I got bored with my local strip clubs and wanted to venture out a bit. So I drove 30 mins down to Mynx Caberet, still called 'Platinum Dolls' on the outside.

When I got there, smoked a joint in the parking lot just to make the new experience more novel and feel more adventurous. Then went in. It was raining a bit. I was dressed with something fresh on though (as usual). Streetwear.

I open the big wooden doors and go in. I'm immediately disappointed. Inside looked like some forgotten about below 18 teen club. Im patted down throughly by the bouncer like it's airport security or something. Looking around, shit was empty on the inside with a few dancers. Most of then looked bored and couldn't be bothered. I feel awkward and out of place but play it cool.