Reviews

The Mid-Afternoon experience is always the same here, laid-back and low-key. No active dancing on stage, the TV showing a sports show and 2-3 $5 lap dances in progress. What more do you need...? No…

So, typical Vegas story. Out there for a work conference, ended up at the SR after a night of some regular bars/clubs around 3am, moderately hammered. Had a pretty damn nice, but very…

I visited Rick's on a Thursday night with a bunch of co-workers a couple months back and had an amazing time. We had bottle service in the corner, but regular mixed drinks were in the…

Born and raised in San Antonio, and I had always heard how great the Men's Club was so I decided to stop by on my way back from a bad…

In Connecticutt for work and read the reviews so I decided to stop by. The place lives up to its reputation as I had a good time. It's just off the highway and…

Another great night at flash dancers. Went to a steak house before called Angelo Maxie's. talked to the maitre de and he gave my buddy and I free passes. Saved 25 dollars.…

Was in town on business 2 weeks ago, so I thought I'd give the place a try. Had a coupon so didn't cost anything to get in. This was around midnite on a Sunday,…

The club is located way past the mountains. Got there, paid mamsan $40 with student discount (normally $50 to get in). Only 2 ladies were working, both hispanics. You CANNOT I repeat, you cannot choose…

Synn has practically become my favorite club in the COI area, if not in the country. Its Thursday VIP ($75 for 15 mins) is the best deal in town. One might consider DVCOI's Thursday special…

Arrived at the TS after about a six-month hiatus. I used to frequent way back in the day when the stage was just a big rectangle in the middle of the main area and the…

Took the free shuttle from the strip. Must say though, I don't like the door man reminding me to tip the shuttle driver. I always do tip the driver, I just hate someone…

I use to work here a few years ago and it was good. It's not horrible now but i wouldn't go out of my way for it. A lot of regulars that come in and…

Not a bad place but not great either. I went with low expectations and had a good time. The back bar seems relatively new and the bartender helped make the night…

I really like this club compared to the other ones in the area.. because u get the best of both worlds.. its not really hood or super low quality like some clubs and its not…

It was a long week so I decided to give this place a try. I pass by it everyday so I was curious, and boy was I pleased. There is a good number of attractive…

I went out barhopping on Saturday night and tried Francois. Never been there before and tried a quick preview. As you enter, the bar is on the right side and tables are on the left.…

The place is immaculate. Brand new building (I think) on its own street that you are not able to see from the road. I was coming back from the movies and fortunately made…

I recently stopped by the club on a Thursday night before taking off on a business trip. I arrived early in the evening when cover was still $10. Non-alcoholic drinks were $5 with a…

I made it back to the Penthouse Club this last FRI night after having not visited for a few months. As usual it is always a sparkling club inside although the white walls near…

Ok, the monetary value got a 9 because it was a Monday review and Monday is $10 a dance day. And I really wanted to go to BT's and do a new review but I just…

Another night of debauchery for me and my pal. Went in for a few beers before hitting the Patterson strip and ended up staying most of the night. All the ladies play off…

The most hands on place around! The cover is a little steep, but considering you bring the beer it is not too bad. Girls are very friendly. Most are 5-7.5's....a few higher and a few…

My ATF had been suspended from this club and I thought she was returning to work so I arrived about 4:00 pm and settled myself at a table with a good view of the stage.…

Went a few weeks ago after work because I had heard it was renovated and it sure was. A really nice front area that looks like a normal bar / club and then a…

Great hidden gem. You have two other clubs nearby. One is skybox... Girls look rough there and club 390, bouncers are douchebags and place is overpriced. Club o has better girls and its full nude…

I arrived at the club at about two minutes to 7 pm. The door fee increases from five dollars, to fifteen dollars at seven pm. They charged me the fifteen. Fine, they said they were…

Based on the ratings on TUSCL, I decided to check out PoleKatz. The previous review by Jim is really good and captures the details very accurately. I will add my notes. The club is in…

Went a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. Rarely had a bad outing at Beamers, even though I don't go very often and usually toward opening time. Was having a rough…

This was my second trip in a few weeks from the nation's college basketball capital Louisville) to the closest place where ladies still take their clothes off for men. My first trip, I went to…

It's been a while since I wrote a review of this place but I've been coming here almost once a week for the past few months. I used to come during the daytime but…

This club is best known for its private dances. The best deal is 3 for $60. Also, throughout the night they have lap dance specials like 4 songs for $60 which is nice.…

This was my second visit to Cowboys in a few weeks. I come from Louisville, where they play better college basketball but they have really, really bad laws concerning other important things, namely naked…

For a Monday night at a club in Maine, this was a surprisingly good visit. PTs is a pretty nice club -- large but not cavernous, comfy chairs, and clean bathrooms. The club is dark,…

I visit Cheetah's at lunch to enjoy the Free Buffet and enjoy the view. The dancers perform on a raised stage with two poles. They do one or two songs per dancer.…

Interesting By your own Bear (BYOB) policy. Most time I choose to buy the non-alcoholic bear. Take similar. Dancer qualify is on par or a little lower than Beamer in look department but dance is…

The club is nice and the girls are hot but the rules of clubs in Orlando make it a waste of time and money. You'll meet a hot chick, she'll barely touch you but still…

So I ended up working here one night on vacation this past Friday. The interior was beautiful, and it was decorated with class. As a smoker, I didn't mind, but it can get…

I was in Vegas for some fun, and decided to hit up a club as a way of chilling after the weekend. Based on proximity to my hotel, my budget, and the reviews on here,…

Was back in Denver for business, this time on a Wednesday night and decided to how the weeknights compare. Couldn't find my hottie from the previous visit a few weeks earlier, but found a…

Decided to check this place out before Pigale. Didn't stay very long. I don't think I saw any dancer over a 5. Most were over-weight and not very attractive. It's the…

Decor: Two stages in main area and one or two VIP sections. Didn't pay for VIP so I can't comment. There are seats and chairs along the back walls for lap dances but there is no…

After a short visit to Taboo, I found myself again in Pigale. Man, like a breath of fresh air. Tons of dancers of all types. My only gripe was that there were…

I went here as a customer with my bf. Outside building is swanky nice. Inside is basically a giant open room with a square stage & multiple poles. Its not a particularly pretty club, to…

I went with three friends and we all had a great time. We bought buckets of beer for $12 bucks. You get six beers. We went in during the week and the place was fairly…

This Westside club is by far is one of the best clubs around for beautiful girls. It's my ATF club. Been coming to this club here and there for many years since I live in…

This was my best visit to Visions ever. The layout of the club is the same as its always been. Beer is 3.25 with lots to choose from. they have vending machines as well as…

Stopped in on monday evening. Overall its a nice club but is showing some real wear tear. Had a couple gin and tonics which were $5.25 so not a bad price. There were Probably 5…

Hit up a few of the local beach bars, and then it was time to hit the Inner Room at 6pm. The club was quite crowded when we got there, but this was due to…

Palazio is one of my favorite clubs in Austin. It is a fun atmosphere where you can play poker and the dancers are generally friendly. The dancers are fairly attractive and there are a…

I have been going there off and on for the past 10 years. Everything tends to be on the menu depending on your willingness to spend. The girls will tend to stay there for a…

Visited on a Friday afternoon at about 2:00 pm. This is generally a working class club and is generally a good time. It can get crowded, but at this visit it was pretty…

I was in town for a conference and wanted to visit this club which I have been to before. I went to Wild Wild West as usual. The club hasn't changed since the last time…

Decided to visit the Block during my week off and ended the night at Club Harem. I had walked by this place and into the Circus Lounge, the door man smiled and said, go ahead…

The Lodge is exactly what you think it should look like - it looks like a hunting lodge in the woods somewhere (but its in an industrial park in Dallas). There are animal heads…

I visited this club on a Tuesday late evening. Gold Club is one of two establishments next door to each other -- Gold Club and Gold Club After Dark. The later is a nude club…

Was in town on business and had a great time at the club. Was quite early on but got really hopping later own. The girls ranged from 3-8 with the higher rated ones having a…

I went in search of this place based on some good reviews and wasn't planning on going in on a sunny Saturday, but cars in the parking lot and a few bucks in my pocket…

Visited The Ball on the recommendation of a taxi driver while in Tennessee on business. The club was plain on the outside and should be easy to find if driving. I arrived…

I would always go to paradise and have a great time, at night it sux cause the security guys are a bunch of bitches who deserve to get their assessing whooped. During the day and…

I went back to to Kuma's for the first time in a few months. Wednesdays usually attract an older crowd rather than college students looking to party and get rowdy, so it was a pretty…

I should know better than to go on a Saturday night, but my afternoon trip to "The Junction" in Mentor had me in SC mode so I stopped into my familiar corporate haunt after a…

Tues '2 for 1' private dance night - good value. Friendly dancers and eager to please. Highly recommend. Dancers were attractive and friendly. Easy to talk to and eager to provide private dances.…

I visit clubs all over the Midwest, but I always look forward to coming back to Camelot East. Overall the club is decent, nothing spectacular, but is laid out well. Has booths against the wall…

Large parking lot, $5 to get in, no cell phones when sitting at the stage. Loved the full nude lap dances. The night I was there they did 2 for 1 quite often…

Had some time to kill before a flight and thought...why not check this place out? One big stage with another in back that was not in use during the day. Pretty slow inside…

Two solid nights at HB's.Parking was easy,cover was easy.Heinekens were $4:75.Music was insane loud,DJ was inbred.Was greeted by a tall blonde with a pirates smile,tanned toned,six pack abs, nice nat C's.She let me know everything…

Went to this club on a Sunday evening. I saw about 4 or 5 customers and maybe about 7-8 dancers. $20 to get in ($10 entrance fee and $10 for "bottomless drink"). The club was…

Went in the Pony last week with a girl I knew who was visiting Memphis after being gone for a while. She was thinking about dancing again. The place was dead for a Thursday night.…

This club is at the edge of Drew Park, the neighborhood in Tampa known for lower-end sex establishments that tend to ignore some or all of the local rules. It’s not big on ambience,…

So i think I was there on opening night as there was a high dancer to patron ratio and it was packed with dancers. First the place is the old Phil's club house and looks…

I hate to say it but Pandora's is going downhill lately. It seems they did a purge of naughty girls recently. Now I'm not saying they have to be an "extras" club but…

I hadn't been there in years and just a week before stopped by a Friday evening and thought they must have closed. I did notice UPS boxes delivered near the door, so the next week…

A few of my buddies and I went in on a saturday night after drinking. We were impressed with the amount of girls that were there at the time and we were quickly welcomed by…

This little gem is located in a decent location in northern va with easy parking. 15 dollars at the door and 8 dollars per beer. Pretty expensive, however this is one of the…

This place is a mixed bag. I keep expecting to go and have a great time but it never seems to pan out. I go early on week nights so I'm sure that…

Sadly, this club continues to decline. The hustle factor is beyond out of control and management refuses to step in. The posted price for a lap dance is 20 bucks, but just about none of…

Well, i'm usually a nude/juice bar kind of guy, but since this was a grand reopening and my buddies wanted to go, off we went. Got there at 1:00am, place was packed. Girl quality was…

As I have noted in previous reviews, I think this place is nothing but a shithole tourist trap. But after checking out the opening of The Horse, my friends and I had some time to…

I have never tried this place out but decided to go on Thursday around 3:00pm and I was surprised by how jive it was inside. The main odd thing that was find of weird was…

Printed free admission coupon off web page and went. Actually I've been here a couple of times. If you don't pay close attention, you'd probably miss this place driving by. Guy at the entrance seem…

Visited a couple weeks ago while in town on business. They had remodeled since my last visit. Cover was reasonable--I think around $10-12, drink prices not too bad for a pretty upscale club.…

A small club that I have reviewed before on my business trips to Cleveland. Amazingly, the 2 girls I got dances from last year and the year before (I think) both were on duty,…

This place is hard to find. I was told it was behind the "Shenanigans" restaurant so when I got there, I drove around back. No such luck. Eventually, I went into the…

been here several times. cover charge and compulsory drink are a bit annoying, given that most customers will drop at least a couple hundred here in drinks and lapdances. there is always a…

First experience at a strip club with a bachelor party, and it was a memorable one. Club was pricey - $20 cover with a two drink minimum (which were $14 each) and $20 dollar dances.…

I had not been here in a while and was passing through Columbia for business, so I decided to stop by and check out the scene at PP. Visited on a Thursday afternoon and…

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by a mocha colored…

i havent been here in a while, but had a good time last time i was here. This club has went down hill do to the recent news stories and girls that come here…

I've gone to the sister club by the airport a couple of times. Nice that they have the private lot. Neighborhood not the greatest for walking around late at night. So I thought that this…

i havent been here in a while, but had a good time last time i was here. This club has went down hill do to the recent news stories and girls that come here…

Hadn't been here in a while because the dancer quality had gone way downhill. Decided to stop in on a weekday because you never know who may show up. The place was dead.…

Stopped in on a weekday. Avoided mandatory valet by parking on the street. About 10 customers and 6-8 girls dancing. Two of the girls were fairly hot, the others not so much.…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. Business is so bad that they give you a ticket for a free lap dance (Thursdays only). There were only about 5 customers in the place. I…

Have usually cruised the Seattle North end clubs: Vu, Rick's, and Pandora. Earlier review I said that Pandora was where you went for better bang for the buck, but Lake City Vu was where you…

I stopped in Saturday afternoon around 5:00, walked in and paid no cover charge, just a quick pat down by the doorman. There were only 2 other customers sitting at the bar when I arrived…

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a cinderblock basement rebuilt…

it was a pretty decent club... helped pass the time.. the ones i saw were nice enough looking and for the most part had a good attitude. One girl was super hot and the others…

I was pleaseantly surprised by my last couple of visits to Scarletts in April First, they seem to have picked up some business. Even in early week nights, there are a reasonable number of cars in…

Was traveling to Minnesota and got tired of driving, so I decided to stop by this club since it was literally 2 minutes away from the interstate. The area is a little sketchy -…

It was a 3pm on a Friday. I walked in and i was the only person there. i saw three strippers and they were coordinating ordering Chinese food. the first one to get on stage…