Reviews

This is my go to club, have been going for years - since it was the gold club. Overall, it is consistent despite recent renovations where they added a VIP area and moved the DJ…

In town again after a long time since visiting. Nothing to do so decided to check out this place, with my expectations appropriately set beforehand. But I was ok with whatever, just wanted…

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…

This was my first visit to bucks cabaret. I've been to bucks wild a couple of times but decided to try it's non nude cousin club this time. Huge parking lot with plenty of parking…

Took a little trip to the ol’ Gold Club. Walking in there was a lobby with a $10 cover because it was after 7 pm. The Club: Walking in there are two rectangular long bars along…

After having driven by this place many times over the last few years, I decided to stop in and check it out. There is decent parking and access is relatively easy. There was no cover…

I visited on a recent Friday. Since this club is extensively reviewed, I’ll be brief on the background. Plenty of free parking in a safe location. Walk in, restrooms and VIP are immediately on your…

Single day in Jax, work day ended early and arrived about 4:30pm. My last review apparently didnt have enough details so this time I wont assume everyone knows the club layout. Paid $5 cover…

After some time of being away, I took a look at Tattletales again and have learn of some changes. I knew of the remodeling that went on a few years back and how that…

This is a crazy one, unfortunately not in a good way. Was traveling from Allentown to Philly for a fun weekend and decided to stop and pregame on Friday afternoon. This place opens at noon,…

I was in Austin yesterday for a quick visit, and headed out to XTC. The building is right off the main road on a corner with parking on two sides, and I noticed a…

I stopped here at around 9:30 PM. I did the valet which was $10 and a cover fee of $20. You enter and bar is to the right, stage with 2 poles to the left,…

OK, first of all I had no interest in returning to PIAS. However, a friend wanted to meet at a place to catch up on things and he picked this place because it was…

Visited Fantasies on a Friday night in February around 9PM. The club is located in Brooklyn Park and has a large fairly well lit parking lot with ample free parking. There’s an ID scan that…

So this used to be my go to club when I lived in the area. So went to check it out. Some things never change as the set up of this place remains the same.…

Overall the club had reasonably hot dancers, $20 lap dances on the floor, and the beer was cheap. Visited Saturday evening a few weeks ago around 6 pm as a recon trip. I stuck around…

I stopped by on a Saturday at 10 p.m. with a $20 cover charge, and a $ 8 drink minimum was wack. It was a few guys there, nothing crazy weirdly slow, like nobody was…

I got to the club at around 5 pm. The parking lot was close to full when I arrived, I almost bottomed out my car on one of the potholes before I found a parking…

Don't remember what day it was, but a mid-week late lunch/stress break. I was in the general area of Dan's on business and decided to stop in since it had been quite a while since…

I feel a bit bad about waiting so long to post this, but I found out that when the website went live again I wasn't able to reset my account. In any case, I tried…

I decided to stop in since I had time before my flight and didn't want to sit in the airport too long. I really wasn't expecting them to be open since it was just after…

The place is on a one way main street. There are a few homes near it, but nothing over the top. Parking is on tbe street and you will find a spot. The bar is…

I stopped into Bourbon Street this past Saturday night. I arrived around 8:30pm. They already had a line started outside. They were no doubt looking to get people to pay for a table. Going solo,…

I dropped by on Saturday mid-afternoon to kill some time between commitments and it was a couple of hours well spent. Parking and Cover Charge There were plenty of parking spots so I knew the…

I haven’t been here for awhile and last visit was not good. Driving by couldn’t resist. First the parking. Big lot behind the club with entrance in the back. Entering there was no cover but patted…

Stopped by the club after being in the area and not wanting to deal with the rush hour traffic to get home. Nothing really changes there but they have parking lines outside now so it's…

My wife and I travelled to south Oregon and were surprised to find that there was a strip club in Klamath Falls. We decided to go on a Thursday night since we were leaving town…

Hit the place mid-afternoon on a Sunday and found a spot in front for a change, though there's usually plenty along the side. A new residential development is going up across the street.…

I feel a bit bad about waiting so long to post this, but I found out that when the website went live again I wasn't able to reset my account. In any case, I tried…

Went to Diamond Dolls at noon on a Friday, as I've heard they have a very good day shift. Parking is free, club entry was $20. There were about 8 girls in rotation dancing and…

I went to Sugar Shack for a bachelor party. We got there early in the evening, and it was pretty empty. Lots of attractive women, mostly not doing the hard sell thing. I opted for a…

Been a bit since the last time I was here. Set up still the same with everything to the left when you walk in - pass a small bar, then the main stage /…

So I went to satins the first time on a Friday night. Got there about about 8:30. Paid the entrance fee $10. It’s a really small club. Left is are 2 long booth seat with…

$5 to park outside. Free if you park adjacent to club, but be careful not to park in the tow zones $40 for admission and VIP wristband (semi-private perimeter area) $90-$110 for admission and the "Celebrity…

Place is like a mini Scarlett’s after the remodel. Seriously have not been to this place since before the remodel, as would always go to Diamond Dolls or Cheetah’s. The “Trap” used to be just…

After a while I get chance to visit JAX. Obviously, it’s difficult to avoid Sins if you’re in Jax. I arrived Sins around 02:30 PM on Tuesday. Lot of parking available in the front. No…

I traveled to vegas for the first time after pandemic. Decided to visit this club on friday around 11 PM. I remember that this club used to be busy during weekends but this time was…

First the news. SnS is no longer open every night. They're closing around 7pm Monday and Tuesday, maybe Wednesday and maybe Sunday. That's what the bartender told me. What does that mean aside from the…

Second time visiting Allure and each time the experience gets better. Just know this is NOT a strip club. Instead it is an erotic massage spa that will have you leaving with a smile…

Me and my friend were in the neighborhood and decided to stop by Essex! It's been awhile but everything seemed to be as it was, a $10 cover with pretty good drink specials as usual.…

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club in…

Found myself in this north part of the city again, and a little voice inside said just do it. I reluctantly listen and proceeded to park on the streets. There was some traffic going by…

I am a regular at Showgirls. The place is low key but the girls here are always on point so I go all the time. I’ve been just about everyday of the week at different…

Was in the area and had a few hours one evening so I stopped in for a few hours. It is off 130 next to a Honda dealer. It is BYOB but there is a…

first trip here on a Monday evening. arrived approx 9:30. odd building with entrance on side, hast to walk around building to find front door... should have read the other review building descriptions…

I haven't been to the INN for two months and the visits always work for me. They recently reopened and there's a new floor in the lounge and a new cashier at the front. Before…

Entered the famous Sapphires late evening after the pool. I have the say the pool scene was not worth it. Wouls have been happier at my hotel. Oh well. Used the ride and…

Last time I went, the place to my breath away. This time, I'm not so sure. I went with a dancer friend, after a long night we were not ready to turn in, Lookers wanted…

Most of my trips to BSC was during the day. It's still dark af in there, especially walking in on a sunny afternoon. Lot's of red accents, one main stage, maybe a foot…

Arrived at the club at 12:50. Maneuvered around the big pot hole at the parking lot entrance and backed into a parking space by the front door. Was met by the manager Barry and the…

I have never been to a commercial game preserve or on a safari or other guided hunting trip. I suspect that such orchestration can eventually make the pursuit of game as numbing as the mechanical…

Finally got another chance to visit wax. I was curious to see any changes that happened within the last year and a half since I last visited. I was in town for my birthday and…

A mid-afternoon visit after boring experience down the road (see review of Gold Club). Didn't have time for long visit. The club is known for steaks and cute dancers. I didn't sample the food, but the…

I was in the area and I saw someone had described this place as the new bottoms up RIP and I knew that I had to check it out. It’s in a row home on…

The club is right off of 395 in Webster, about 2 minutes off the highway. It is on a main road surrounded by other businesses such as a a convenience store, gas station, car repair…

I rarely get chance to visit Maidenhead so don’t get to the Honeypot as much as I would like. This time I had made my mind up that I would give VIP a go, hopeful…

Came in to Des Moines for a meeting and it got canceled last minute. Needles to say i Had time to kill so tried the Minx Palace. First walked into the wrong door and ended…

This was my first visit to Club Risque Bristol but I'll try to be as accurate as I can. The club is located on Veterans Hwy in Bristol and is fairly accessible from…

I was passing through the area, stayed overnight and decided to visit a local club. Large parking lot, entrance cost $20. For such a place, the inside does not look bad, there is a…

Rolling into chicas on a Saturday night around 11pm with 2 other buddies. Took an uber since parking lot is small. The place over is small as well and right off IH35 in downtown Austin.…

This is my third visit to this club. My first day shift visit. This club is located a bit off Northwest Highway, home to a ton of other clubs in Dallas. There's ample parking…

Monday night after Super bowl. Decided to give this a shot since it hadn't been reviewed for over a year. Probably close to 10:30 pm. Parking lot pretty full as well as inside, surprisingly…

Went Monday (right before the snow storm, around 6pm. There was no cover. You come in and there was an I'd check. Bought a corona and it was $10 pretty expensive.…

Around 9 pm on a Friday, I drove past some other clubs, but seeing only three cars or so in the parking lot, I moved on. I liked that Columbus Gold and Vanity were close to…

Good spot in central downtown Portland with lots of beautiful women (mostly thin) you can tell they have a specific figure type. There is definitely an expensive vibe to this specific club. Music level was…

Here's the deal for day shift... selection is minimal. There may or may not be other customers there, don't talk to them. There will be a bartender, no cover, and likely no more than 2…

Required stuff: purple building at the foot of the passyunk ave bridge houses a rectangular bar that surrounds the dance stage. to the right of the entry are two private dance rooms with…

I may finally be done with HK. I spend less than 30 minutes here on my last visit. I was staying on a Tuesday night so booked a cheap room at Cascada's with the VIP…

I was driving by this area and decided to stop by, it was easy to find parking during the early evening. The building is on a busy street, and it's painted green so it's hard…

Sam’s was a trip. I got there about 6pm & walked through an unmonitored metal detector at the front door. It beeped because I had my phone & a guy came out & patted me…

Visited because of positive reviews, though my experience in years past was not great. Entered around 1:30 in the afternoon. Saw one girl on the main stage, cute with bolt-ons that were a bit large…

Hadn't been to a club in probably a year, so when I found myself near Toledo Saturday I decided to see what I've been missing at this club. Turns out it ain't much. I stopped at…

I have always wanted to love this place. I always get fond memories from 50 years ago when i was a kid growing up near here in the City. I always loved the old lit…

Went in on a Monday night recently and walked away a little disappointed. I'm not sure what the attitude of some of the girls here is about or why they are completely uninterested in giving…

Headed to TT on Thursday and wanted to get there at the open on the chance my atf was free. Got there about 12:05 the lights on the bar will still up. Ordered a domestic…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls…

Been a couple of years since I have been here. Checked my reviews and it looks like 2020 was the last time I was here. Place is the same, prices are the same, club layout…

Stopped in here on a Thursday night and what an experience. This is almost like a shopping mall of gogo's with a bar in the middle that is setup to people watch. You…

First time back for many, many months after a couple total misses. The basic scene: Daytime admission and non-alcoholic drink still just $11 -- a seeming bargain after increases at other clubs (and…

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a semi…

Porthole pub is located in a busy strip mall and parking during the day is limited but the area is fine at least during the day. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon…

It's been several months so I figured an update to my last review was in order as no one else has posted anything. The layout is the same and they still don't open until…

Came with a group of guys on a Friday for a guys night out. Got in around 7 and it was fairly slow but things picked up after a couple hours. They had the games…

I had some mid-day time to kill in Tucson and ducked into Venom. The area is relatively safe, but there's a sleazy feel to the venue. Was approached for two dancers for lap…

I had not been on this side of town in a couple years so decided to stop by the Pony . I feel it is slightly run down but overall still one of the nicest…

Visited early afternoon. $3 cover charge. You are greeted by a girl with a beer tub at the entrance. I waited until I got a table with a waitress. Domestic beer was $7 and the…

I’ve been going to tootsies for years now. I know the place pretty well. At entrance you’re given open to go Upstairs vip for extra money i declined but will probably try it one…

Honest review. Beggars can’t be choosers in this day and age of stripclubs. With onlyfans and social media the pretty girls really don’t have to do this type of work anymore. So we are stuck…

Entered about 6:30 and stayed until just after 8:30. Club was pretty empty of customers at beginning and had started filling up as I left. I guess that's pretty good for a Monday. This night probably…

Decided to pop by Saturday around opening as I had a 1-on-1 visit scheduled with my current fave (from another club) in the area and I had time to kill. Never a cover in the…

A couple of weeks ago I wanted to check out the scene here and chose to go to Showcase first. I got one good dance there and the rest of the time was lame, so…

Parking was free on a Saturday afternoon. $10 door charge. Club looked like it could hold a large party with tiered seating and lots of colored lights but there was none of that…

My first time going to PoleKatz.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Monday. Only Valet parking. Girl at check in was good looking and friendly. One of the managers introduced him…

This review covers 2 trips on Wednesdays and really is designed to engage an impression I think some people have of this place. My boss frequents this place and he is also the kind of…

I stuck my head in the recently (re)opened Secret Lounge. In short : it reminded me of why strip clubs lost their appeal to me even before the pandemic. Ultimately unsatisfying and increasingly expensive. Very quiet…

Dropped by Saturday at 3am on a whim, last stop during a night out for a friend's birthday. $25 cover. Bar and coat check up front, main floor lounge behind that. Small, single pole stage…

I went for a brief Sunday afternoon visit. This was before the Superbowl party, which promises to be crowded and fun with food and giveaways. But I had other plans. Logistics: The layout is the same. When…

It had been awhile since I last came in because this place had shown sings of decline on my last visit. The last time I had been there, some girls had been pretty pushy though…

The Pink Pony, legendary Atlanta club which a few years back was home to weekly Porn Star or magazine features, something which has disappeared. The Club is open 7 days a week, lunchtime to early AM,…

It's not very often that a brand new club opens but that's what Knockouts is. This club is in Stone Park which is just south of Melrose Park which previously had several clubs but they…