Reviews

I stopped into the HL on the Saturday before Christmas. I arrived around 4:00pm. The parking lot was surprisingly light on cars so my hopes weren’t real high for a good visit. Still no…

Note to self: Remember never to go to a strip club on December 25. My friend and I should have known better but we were dropping a third friend off at LAX and we…

I check this club out once or twice a year and since I found myself in the area, decided to give it another chance. This club is in a residential area, but should be…

Visited during a business trip a few weeks ago -- had 2 hours to kill before flying out. The club is very close to the airport. Taxi was 30 bucks from airport to club and…

Was in Austin for the first time. I rolled up in Bare around 10:00pm, they advertised "fully nude". It was the most expensive cover charge in the área $40, but if the show is good…

Arrived around 5:30 on a Thursday. Parking lot full, including 3 cop cars blocking the main way in, so I had to drive down the wrong lane and pull in to a spot by turning…

Went to the Christmas party on Wednesday, Dec 6th, so the NEW STUFF below is mostly a review of that. LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use…

Returned on Thursday night for the Christmas Themed party. Came in at 6 when the afternoon crew was leaving. Got money from the ATM in the Club (I don't recommend this but Schwab reimburses…

The last month plus or so I have been by a few times. Mainly on weekends but some random weekdays. Domestic beers are $6, and mixed drinks 12-14. 2 bars downstairs and a patio that’s…

Been here few times over the past year, always a good time and was treated well. Went there around 4 pm after work. Wasn't busy at all, maybe 5 other customers there and me. I…

First time visiting the Tampa area on business and my clients wanted to go out and have fun. Overall, this club was very nice and I would definitely go back again. Walked in…

I have been through here a few times but it's been a while now. Passing through and got here about a quarter after midnight. Had a metal detector , don't remember that from before but…

I usually stop by here midweek during the day. I arrived around 3 and it was pretty busy. The talent between Tuesday-Thurs daytime always seems good, and this time was no different. The club layout…

Relatively new to the scene but have several good friends that frequent flight club. I decided to tag along for maybe the 3rd time in 5 years. I was not disappointed, we spent a couple…

I was heading south after stopping at a few Pasco joints and decided to swing in here for a beer and a snack. The club has been described repeatedly, so it has a parking lot,…

Had such a good time previous day, headed back for second visit. Recap - Safe $5 parking, $15 entry fee, relatively inexpensive drinks, cheap VIP fees, attractive and diverse mix of high mileage dancers. See…

In summary, D Spot is a hidden gem where you can have a really good time with a wide spectrum of attractive dancers, most with full menus. Pricing is relatively inexpensive, safe parking, loose management…

After my last visit I decided it’s worth checking out again but this time was more prepared. Same deal on arrival: I walked in and got a pat down. No cover. Parking is behind the…

I found myself in the mood for some Christmas cheer at pandoras. Prior to heading to the club I touched base with the dancer know as the legend and confirmed she had some time for…

Layout here has not changed. Walk in pool table next room is the bar and they have newer pole across from the bar. Music is by the TouchTunes. Most of the music is decent normal…

The group from Harem went to Circus probably over a year ago. Only night shift though, not day shift. Day shift seems to still be the typical circus group, which I have never enjoyed. The…

My wife and I headed for Cruisin’ Chubbys Saturday night to take a calendar I had made from a photo shoot to a girl who was dancing there. It’s only 60 miles from our home,…

Tried this place at night and was out within an hour. Overall setup was the same. One main stage and a smaller satellite stage but only the main was active. For a Saturday night you…

Easy to find right off main street main street in a run down brick building , decent amount of parking. Never had a problem finding a spot. Enter and there's a long bar to your…

This was my first time to try out the latina club Chicas Locas and probably won't be my last. Arrived around 7:30, plenty of parking, interior was nice and the greeter seemed nice and…

Went on a recent Sunday around 8pm. The parking lot is ample and very brightly lit. Walked in and cover was $10. Host offered me a cigar, I guess there was some event going on,…

I hadn't been to King of Diamonds for some time so I decided to stop in. The club has good parking and when I entered I was asked for my id and I paid…

Location: Boardroom Cabaret is located in just off Route 24 Stoughton exit near a car wash and a strip mall---busy street Cover:$10 (Girl offered dollar bills if needed and also sold lottery tickets at front…

I'm always good for a visit to hole-in-the wall places that have naked women. Brianna's is about a block from a route that I drive several times per week, so I decided to check it…

To set some background for this review, I've been going to emperors for about 15 years now. I was a patron as it changed to Scores and back again. I've had great times…

Finally getting around to this. For many years this place has been one of my definite 'go-to's for fun. Have met some of my all-time favorite entertainers here and a bevy of just…

Came here after I visited soft tails and their one girl club up the block. Came a little after midnight and missed some of the good girls. Place was busy for a Thursday night but…

I'm going to start by explaining how I ended up at Tattletales, a club I'd promised never to visit again. This evening actually began at SugarNSpice. This was an act of despair because experience has…

I will put a disclaimer here and say that this visit is about a month or so ago. But since there are not many other reviews I thought I would go ahead and post. I’ve…

During the afternoon there is a well diverse mix of dancers. When I sat down on one of their couch seats, I was immediately approached by a very nice-looking dancer with a pretty face…

Went on Fri afternoon, during the shift from noon to 3pm. Not too many dancers, a good number of people though. As a first time visitor, a dancer gave me a tour, which was interrupted, because…

Part 2 of my adventures As noted in my previous review, I had already fucked two girls by now and I was trying to recover before getting a 3rd girl. I was just hanging out…

Went on a Friday around 10pm. The bar area was pretty full with only one other patron at the stage. About an hour in, the club was full but still with people avoiding sitting around…

Back to the V. Parking is still free during the day and I went early enough that there were plenty of empty spaces. Brief frisk and $10 to get in. Change for…

Came in around 5 pm to an overflowing parking lot. Went through the metal detector and no entry fee yet. $10 after 7 or so I believe. A ton of dancers and guys in…

Was in the area and stopped by Sahara on Friday afternoon. Got there at 12:15, quick pat down and free entrance with purchase of a drink. Not sure if it’s free before a certain time…

Having been to Desire a dozen times and Foxy a couple times, was interested in trying something new. Read a few reviews of this place, which were mostly not great but there were a few…

I went Christmas weekend with a couple hundred dollars and had a great time. Cover charge was $20. Club was packed with many hot girls with ethnicities of Asian, black, white, and Latina. Club stays…

$25 cover charge to get in. It was still a little early in the evening so early for many customers but late enough there seemed to be plenty of women. I don't hear well so…

This place is amazing with plenty of beautiful women of varying ethnicitys. It's huge and has multiple dance areas and about 6 dance platforms and a middle stage. The music was nice and set at…

This is the best place on the island, but that's not saying much. I did enjoy myself here, but will elaborate so you can decide whether or not it's worth your money. I'll also provide…

Had to share my latest adventure – a Thursday night visit to this club that's been on my radar. First off, the layout? Super unique. It's got three stages: two are these cool circular…

I was in Malvern, working for a big giant there. So, I finally decided to go to this dive joint and make my TUSCL dream come true. I went there on three occasions, all Saturdays…

Went on friday night around 9.00 pm. There is paid parking across the street. It used to be $5.00 I think. Now it is $10.00. Parking was full. I came out of the lot took…

A friend who's also a club aficionado and I happened to be in Madison a few weekends back for a convention. We both favor full-nude clubs when available, so we decided to check out this…

This is beginning to be a monthly review. Got to the club around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Once inside there is a girl taking the cover charge. 2 dollar cover. I kid…

Context: I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan state in Australia.…

This is in a small town outside of Bozeman Montana. I had read about this place online and wanted to try it after have a good experience at a strip club in California on my…

Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee. Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here. Grabbed a Corona for…

Me and my friends went here on s Friday night. Entry was 30 bucks each. VIP was $25. With VIP you get, a wrist band which allows you access to another lounge where lap dances…

Went earlyish (10pm) on a tuesday night. Initially it was almost deserted - two girls, no dancing on stage. (To be fair, it was December). One of the girls was pretty aggressive about asking for…

It looked like a small club from the outside, there is a center stage and a bar, almost all the seats were around the stage, i don’t think i was about to find a separate…

Friday, December 15, 2021, 6AM to 10 AM, "Toys for Tatas!" I arrived after 730 AM. The parking lot was almost full with no line at the door. Santa Claus greeted me at the door with…

Layout: Pat down at the entrance. $15 cover charge at the door. $8 drink inside. Center Stage with rolling chairs in the first 2 rows with bar style seating and back benches and side benches. Specials…

A friend wanted to go down because he heard they were having toys for tatas. We decided to head down the placed open at 6am, we got in around 6:15. The place was popping, tables…

Went here on my recent trip to Bangkok. There was no entry fee when I arrived around 9 pm. The club is rather small (rectangular shaped) with a stage in the middle (kind…

Two years ago, I did not know what TUSCL was and now I am only 660 reviews behind my friend Muddy. I had such a great time last week with Mary Jane that I returned.…

Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…

Went by to spend some money that I won in the casinos. The place itself is pretty cool. It's clean and it was packed when I got there around 1am. There's one big stage in…

This is a summary of two visits, one on Thursday and then the following the last Monday before Christmas. I am visiting the ol hometown for the end of year festivities and other stuff…

Context: In town for Halloween weekend for homecoming and decided to go with some of my guys. Had never visited before and went to the club after midnight on a Saturday. Parking: I believe it…

This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street. Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there before 7 p…

I arrived late evening after having the night off of work on a Thursday night three weeks ago. Parking is fenced in and fairly private. I was greeted by a pretty nice door man. Interior…

First the basics that rarely does anybody care about but somebody always criticizes leaving out. The parking is gravel and has some good size puddles, but not moon craters. The further reaches of the parking…

After a multi-year hiatus from the clubs I decided to visit the Criket Saturday early afternoon (for research). Good vibe in the place from the bouncers and staff. I got a booth and a drink,…

So it was my first time at Goldrush and didn't know what to expect, except for it being a black club. I got there at 9pm and it was fairly empty. There were maybe 6…

I have been to TC several times over the last couple years. Some visits good, some not so good. This one was just ehhhh. Quick layout of the club. Pay the girl at the front…

Arrived here on a Tuesday around 1PM. Parking lot was pretty empty. They share the lot with a training school for airline mechanics. Signs all over for Oz parking only. That must be a problem…

Visited Oz on a weekday afternoon and the place was packed! Very few chairs to sit (and this is a fairly large club) and there were at least 15-20 girls working. Beers were well priced…

The club description: the parking lot is rough, potholes, and more than a little broken glass. Enter through the side door, interior is typically dark. It looks like they may have made a few improvements,…

After a work dinner, around 11, I decided to stop in for a beer and a bit of fun. I took an Uber from the strip to the Casino across the Nugget…

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come in…

I don't go here often but I've stopped in enough times in the past to at least track it over time. I think that in the past, the girls definitely used to be better. Maybe…

With how my last few trips here have been at night closer to weekends, I'm not sure how I expected anything more than disappointment. Obligatory club details first even though they've been listed a TON…

I visited Fantasia in the early afternoon. I think they'd just opened up. When I got there, none of the dancers were ready yet. But I didn't have anywhere else to be,…

First Club visit after several weeks dry spell: (Last visit October). I had mixed feelings, but overall glad I went if only to break dry spell and gather some intel for future visits. YMMV applicable…

Arrived early afternoon, stopped at Henry's first (see review). Not too many cars in the parking lot. Paid the $5 and got a ticket. Sat down by the tables near the vip.…

Context: I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was a Wednesday night…

I was in town for work and decided to hit up this place since bomb cabaret was closed on Mondays. Used an uber but parking lot looked safe. Paid doorman $10 and walked. Club is…

I made the mistake of going here after stopping at baby dolls. The attraction to this club was many fond memories of chair forts, and BJ’s right out on the main floor. I think that…

On a recent trip to Dallas, I had a half a day to kill. What better way to spend it than at baby dolls Emporium. Walking in, cover was three dollars and you are greeted…

This is a weird club. (Mostly due to the state). I was visiting the area but sorta knew what to expect. It's a "private club" which means you have to give ID, and they scan…

Best club in Sacramento still. I won't repeat the layout description because it's the same. The hot cashier lady was back. Not sure what her name is but she's been a fixture for years. It wouldn't…

Arrived around 8 PM on a Wednesday evening. $25 at the door plus an ID scan to get in. Upon entering realized I should have just thrown my money away. Lights were not even turned…

Rest a Bit is a great idea unfortunately these women are either too old to still be doing this or too out of shape to have ever done this line of work. The positive…

Will cover two daytime visits. Friday and Sunday. Both days really slow but on Sunday it seemed every customer was looking for their regular and that was about it. Parking is free…

Took a few months off from this place after it got raided. Walked in around 2 pm on a Thursday. Place is very dark so be prepared to go blind for a few…

I showed up around 5 PM which was happy hour. There was a great selection of girls there. I think there was probably about 10 girls on the floor when I got there. Most of…

Was bored on a rainy Sunday night and decided to check this place out. The club is just off the main road, smallish parking lot but you should have problems finding a spot.…

After a sub par day time visit some weeks ago I decided to give Silver another shot. Energy was instantly different upon entry, no cover, grabbed a free table seat and 2 for 11…

Arrived here after midnight on a thursday in a group of 4 of us. We had pre-paid for a bottle and seat ahead of time over the phone. I remember feeling like it was a…

Came here on a Tuesday night. As I walk up to the club, I am met by the nicest bouncer I have met so far. He was so friendly and was clear about the type…

Showed up about 11pm on a Saturday. Greeted by the security duo at the top of the stairs. Let ‘em know that it was my first visit and they gave me the lay of the…

Here I was in the club. It had been a while so I was pretty anxious to get the party started. Let's see, I saw Monse, Adore, and Cartman, whoops wrong show.…

I been wanting to write a review while actively in a club for a minute and and do a "real time review. And woah and behold I find myself on the East Side…