Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027

Think Dive Bar w/ pole dancers

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May 25, 2026, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This isn't a strip club and shouldn't really be reviewed as such. It's a tiny bar with a stage and a pole taking up the majority of space. For what it is, it's a great, drunken, fun night that you could take a friend who's 'not into strip clubs' and they'd still enjoy their time. Its not NOT sexy...it's just not a horny spot with sad, solo men paying for a girl to grind on his lap.

 

The dancers are all a little less pornstar vibe and more girl next door, emo, hispter, fill in the blank of whatever else they could be. Very different looks but I fell in love twice over with very different looks of the girls haha. Some are really good on the pole while others seem to be trying out being sexy in front of a crowd for the first time. There's no lap dances or girls walking around/flirting with patrons to get more of their money (unless they bypassed me). Everyone pays pretty close attention to each dancer when it's their turn (partially cause it's so small) and that's how they make their money.

 

What's interesting is the clientele isn't a normal strip club scene. It was 1/2 girls/guys when I was there and the crowd skews younger...lots seem to stumble in from nearby bars on a whim. Even have seen a bacherloette party. This particular night, me and my buddy and I ended up talking to and hanging out with a couple girls throughtout the night. Never would happen in normal strip club.

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Think Dive Bar w/ pole dancers