Reviews

Ok this is the deal. I paid $15 for penny drinks....I'm not a big drinker but figured what the hell...I was getting quality lapdances for $20/song. Yeah right, more like $10/song. The…

Went today after work and thought I would give this place a try in the afternoon. The cover was 15 so 5 cheaper than night time. Went in and was surprised to see very few…

Camelot is a strange place. I guess this is how things are in DC - no lap dances, no VIP room, no mileage whatsoever. You go to these city clubs to drink and…

Headed out to the RP after a bit of a haitus. Club was pretty much the same as described in previous reviews. Sat next to the stage and there seemed to be about 5 dancers…

Normally I visit it here to relax and look at a variety of latina ladies. Always dark and the booths are well concealed by the darkness to facilitate anything you want. I did not get…

This club is definitely worth a visit! As one of my first visits a strip club, I felt surprisingly comfortable in Visions. There was only about 3 other people there at this time,…

It's not a very big club, but it does have a welcoming atmosphere. There are no private rooms, but there's one vip room in the back part of the club with a string curtain for…

I was passing through on a frequent trip and my regular club was closed so I checked this one out. I paid the cover, got my drink, and made my way over to a table.…

It's often painful and difficult to watch a club try new things. Went in for a quick beer and immediately noticed something just kinda 'off' about the atmosphere. Took my position at the…

Camelot is a pleasant, if somewhat sterile, place to pass the time with lovely ladies. As a DC resident, I'm familiar with the Puritan-inspired rules (no contact allowed). With properly-calibrated expectations, Camelot offers…

I had been in Tobie's about 15 or so years ago. It was a dump! I am happy to say there had been a drastic change in the interior. Very elegant looking for a…

I have seen this adult store a few times off of Bragg blvd, and decided to stop and get a x rated movie one day. They have toys , dance wear and a lot of…

I like stopping at this club and allow extra time when traveling through the area. This particular evening was just okay as I made the mistake of committing before sitting and chatting with the…

The Mast club is located in the middle of town right along the main drag. You should think of this place as a local bar with a few dancers. I was passing through…

I have been to Cheeks about 4 times over the last 6 weeks and continue to have different girls do laps and have been pleased. I don't know the names but the last three were…

Ok so I went here for new years eve party got there around 10, no cover to get it that night but had to check on my coat,plus tip door guy ,as Doon as I…

I live up north, but make a visit here at least once a year.The bartenders are hot and friendly. and the $10 lap dances are a true value. This is my ATF club. I also…

I arrived at this club the day after Christmas around midnight. I decided to check this place out for a second time because my first visit, back in August of 2013, was a lot of…

Arrived after a white elephant party. Me and a couple of girlfriends went in just looking for some funny. The dancers were very attractive and energetic on stage (some where a little older then I…

I made my first visit here since it used to be Hawaii Theater. The interior has been completely updated, and is very nice inside. Even the bathrooms have been remodeled and are nice…

This is a two club commentary/review. During the Christmas break, my buddy and I went to BT's on a whim one Friday afternoon. We arrived at about 3 pm. The club was not crowded at…

Thank god for GPS. I never would have found this place without it. Inside, the bar is country-divish, in a good way. There were five or six dancers when I visited, but after being there for…

This place is like the adult Disney world! Won't bother with how u cross the border cuz it's been said and done! Took a cab to HK, $5, and as soon as I walked in…

This club is definitely *not* closed. In fact, it's undergoing a bit of a renovation. It will never be posh, but they've changed the furniture and added trees and a smoke generator.…

I went to Bare 'N Legal for the first time on a Monday afternoon after a pretty stressful morning. I needed to just chill and watch some naked women. I have seen mixed…

it gets a bad rap but i had a great time i got a lap dance there were some bikers there and i talked with some of the girls one girl was wild and out of controll…

Had not been down this way in a while but I had visited a friend for New Years and had some time. Stop by mid afternoon. Limited options available, must have been the leftovers that weren't…

At first the place looks really sketchy then when you go in it does not get any better they have 3 rooms with a tv radio and coiuch. The girls get your time and your…

Tip: After a lapdance, remember to ask the bouncer by the curtain for a comp pass! Thursday is $75 VIP but it's $20 to get in and they don't take passes or comp for birthdays.…

I went on thanksgiving eve after a night of drinking with some buddies. There were about 5-6 dancers working which isn't that many. I guess on a holiday you can expect that. The bouncer…

Ok so I bored one night I haven't been to this place in awhile, but i remember how it was. The inside is nice you wake through the door pay the cover charger which is…

Very much the large LV club. LOTS of 9s and 10s- just long stemmed, well endowed stunners everywhere you looked. The main floor was practically an orgy. However, also like the LV…

If Platinum Plus represents the ‘party’ style club in Greenville and Trophy Club shades toward the dive, Lust can officially lay claim to the ‘upscale’ title. Located on a side road not too far from TC…

After a lackluster experience at Platinum Plus, I decided to check out some ‘local color’ and see how Trophy Club compared. The club is a little off the beaten path, on the outskirts of the airport,…

Went in on a friday night for the first time ever after being underwhelmed with the trophy club. Parked in the back, which is spacious and lighted, and made my way inside. Paid the cover,…

Was getting a little bored and decided to go to BD. It was saturday night and there were quite a few dancers looking to make money it being the holiday season. A week before the…

This club has a back entrance from the alley behind the mall but once inside is actually pretty nice but small. Very impressed with the quality of the dancers and pretty good variety.…

Went in on New Years afternoon and it was horrible. Probably holiday related but there were only 3 girls working and two were pretty, one was a good bit overweight and smelled bad even…

I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon to see who might be available. After going to the bar to get my drink I started to wander the club. After a few minutes I found Sofia.…

New York Dolls gave a bit tired first expression. I visited the club on a Monday night, and the mood of the crowd was not exactly through the roof. The bar area is nice, and…

Never been on a Sunday night before, was bored and decided to check it out. Its a lot quieter than when I've been on the weekends, which means girls pay a bit more attention…

This is not the kind of club you would expect in Durham. It's much nicer than you would expect and it has a diverse selection of dancers, with a few black dancers and white dancers. Unlike…

Entrance fee of $10 is fair, especially at the noon hour when they give you a free meal and the food is pretty good. Lunch with a view! Two drink minimum causes one of my…

Had a fun time with a couple of nice girls . Overall quality of talent is down , but those nuggets are worth the visit . Redesigned private couch area ( more lights ) ,…

This club could use more lighting in the parking lot. There's a security guard at the door who looks like he's half asleep. The waitresses super friendly and attentive. A lot…

I dont think i need to discribe the state of the club, Its still a hole and use the bathroom before you get to the club. I will add one thing. I think it might…

Went here for New Years Eve. There were a couple hot dancers, but not allowed to touch, so it was more like a regular bar with a couple hot chicks. I don't drink, so not really…

It's been a few months since I've visited this place, but I thought I'd give a run-down for those interested. Inside of the club it is spacious. There is a pool table as you enter.…

This place was shut down and reopened as the lounge. Figured I'd give it a try and it didn't disappoint. A few girls working which I can understand being just opened again. Got a few…

I stopped by this place because another person recommended and I wasn't disappointed. There weren't a lot of dancers for a Sunday evening. Sat at the bar and didn't get much attention. Moved to a…

The only good club in Chicago. Gets very crowded late on the weekends. Would recommend going there in the week since its less crowded and the girls are willing to go further in terms of…

Visited Solid Gold from a recommendation by a friend. It is easy to locate off of the street. I didnt know that it was going to be that close to Pure Platinum, which is only…

It's very easy to get to this club. Head to the Baldwin LIRR station and you can't miss it. Inside the place is nice. Nice lighting, lots of girls, most of them foreign (Russian, Latinas,…

Have been to this place 3 times in last couple months. A good place to catch a football game or relax. I would go here if I just wanted to have a few…

Little Darlings always has been my favorite club to visit in Seattle. Went in after midnight on a Thursday evening and was really pleased with the girls who were present. Spent over three…

I have always seen this place when i drive by on columbia and mlk. It's sort of sketchy looking. for the night my buddies and I went around town going to different strip…

This is sort of a local club for me (the next town over) but because of the MA state laws regarding crappy lap dances (Only one way contact at not much of that) it has…

This may be the best strip club in the state. Of course the state is Utah. The joint is in an industrial area down by the railroad. Even late at night the…

This club was a really pleasant surprise. I went here a few months back with some friends after calling one of those cards that are passed out on the strip. This club is dark but…

I've been to Scandals many times and usually have a good time. It looks pretty nice, has one room with one large stage where 2-4 girls dance at any one time, topless. The…

I agree with the previous review. Not much bang for your buck. Our group has heard good things about the other clubs in this company down south, but what's going on with the…

this is one of the scary places around. the dancers are only interested in money and nothing else. the room charge is 25 for 15 mins and 50 for 30 mins. depending on the dancer…

This club is amazing,this was last saturday. first i paid for a room for the night at hotel cascadas it was $65 for a regular room with key so u wont have someone take u…

Went to this club on a Thursday last week. It seems like the place is packed now. There are probably girls and customers from Slicks here now. There was a shooting at slicks so…

Was here about 10pm on a Wednesday night. Looks like this is about 1 hour too early for this place, as I was one of only two guys here. Place was small with…

Returned to the O'Farrell and once again, was not disappointed, though at first, it seemed like a wash out. Kinda dead in the early evening as you might expect, and the time until the next…

This trip to Just Enuff took place a few weeks ago. I was in town for the end of a work project and needed somewhere close to go because of early work the next…

so I found myself down in Orange County on Monday right around lunch time. I Knew I was going to be in the area so I figured I'd stop at the bird. I had not been…

Went in a couple of weeks back on a Saturday night around 2am as its open till 4am after visiting couple of clubs in COI (review to come later). Its in a discrete industrial area…

I was waiting for a family member down by the restaurant near Sahara's but told me she was running late. I had nothin to do so I walked into Sahara's not knowing what to expect.…

Hands down, the best strip club in the country. I'm from Sydney and whenever I come down to Melbourne , it's an absolute rule of thumb for me that I pop in there for a…

This place isn't much to look at from the outside. The inside isn't much to look at either. Pretty small club with one stage. The dancers when I were there varied with…

New guy in town so I thought I'd stop by Danzers a few Sundays ago and check things out. It's run down and the alcohol selection is lacking but cheap so that makes up for…

I was in Little Rock 2 weeks ago for business and while bored, found myself at Paper Moon. I arrived at around 8pm and there were 6 girls working on a rotation, which I thought…

Just moved to town recently and decided to find my new favorite strip club. Stopped in here on a Saturday night. It's nicer by appearance than the other two strip clubs in town. BUt the…

New to town. Came to Philly's after leaving Chances Are on a Saturday night. I didn't think it could get worse than Chances Are but boy was I wrong! The place has terribly low…

I stopped by this club early on a Friday evening as I was traveling through the area on the Interstate. My experience overall was good and I will definitely return. The staff (bartender and…

Overall - great club!!! Had a blast. I was with a group of buddies on vacation- we went to Las Chicas after visiting Tabalares (just down the street). THis club was a…

A whorehouse. No objection, as I love women. I am 66 years old, cannot get it up, but do have a loving girlfriend. Met 3 lovely women in the two days I…

This review is from an early November visit, so unsure how things have changed at this club. I checked Diamond Dolls out after learning they no longer served alcohol and allegedly had gone full nude.…

Lips is the best strip club in Puerto Rico. Period. For those coming from the US, the dancers do not come to you, but you need to signal the dancer that you want to come…

I went to Champagnes on a whim, as I was in the area last Saturday. I can clearly see that the club has changed a lot after the bust in September. There were perhaps four dancers…

One of my to-go places when I'm in Dallas area. Although not as good as some of my visits before, definitely not something disappointing. Got there pretty early, there were quite a few dancers but…

Went with a bud who loves this place, I thought it was fine but nothing special. Would go again if opportunity presented itself but wouldn't go out of my way. Girls ran towards lots of…

I made a trip to the Trophy Club over the holidays. These days I seem to alternate between here and Platinum Plus as do a lot of the dancers apparently. I've seen a…

the place was clean, but really bad lighting and very odd stage with huge supporting beam basically cutting it into two small stages and with positioning of poles seemed very awkward and not conducive to…

I like to to the Dirty Bird and I am never disappointed. I went on a Thursday night at about 9 pm and stayed for about 4 hours or so. There were quite…

Great club to visit with a group of friends. Many female customers in the audience. Large club with three poles and dancers walk around stage for tips. Most dancers are good looking while some look…

Another trip to Flamingo. Like location because it's a bit hidden. Walked upstairs after paying door charge. Comes with drink ticket and got Red Bull. No alcohol as it's all nude. Found a seat and…

Came in last thursday afternoon. There were about 12-14 girls at the place- it was bumping at around 4pm. The drinks are rather expensive but *shrug* Didn't mind paying the extra since no places in…

Well I went in the middle of the week so it's never really alive an the best girls the club has to offer are not on shift but i still had a good time the…

Went to GG on a thurs night after midnight to grab a beer and check who was dancing. Have been here a few times before and usually like at least a few of the dancers.…

So, in the area and decided to stop and check out $10 dance day. The usual $5 to get in, then $6.75 beer, sit back and check things out to see what is up.…

Been a few times to one of Ft. Wayne's most made fun of club to date. But in reality it is worth a stop if you are looking for a clean bar and a…

In my opinion, Doll House has some of the consistently best looking day shift dancers of any club in Louisville. Possibly excepting PT's, which doesn't open till later in the day. The only…

Made it here on a Saturday afternoon, Quick turn west just south of 35th & Thomas, next to a restaurant. This is a rectangular shaped bar. Doorman outside front door checks ID. Bar is immediately…

I had a bit more time for this visit so I can give a better report. As before, the drinks are cheap ($4 for a mixed drink). The club opens at 11 am…

Almost forgot to write this review because of the holidays. So ahead of time please forgive the lateness of it. Right before xmas I was on my quest to see all of the…

went on a new year's day after bar hopping to ring in the new year. Thought this would be a great place to relax after being so incredibly drunk from ringing in the new…

I went there with a couple friends and had a very unusual experience. My one friend got a dance with a younger petite AA girl and I didn't get her name. I thought she would…