Reviews

Went here last night and all I can really say is 'wow.' I'd forgotten how sterile DC strip clubs can be. Camelot is nice enough. The best thing about it is the fact it's convenient…

Desire is still the best club in Providence. I went on a Saturday night and it was busy as hell, but enough girls to keep you busy. There are still a few of the main…

ENTER THE CHAINDOG! I came up about shift change time, circa 8:00 P.M. 5 dollar cover charge, A beefy bouncer working the door. Cute scandly clad waitresses, Drinks? well 3 bucks a soda, 4-5 bucks…

I chose this place due to reviews on this website. I visited on Sunday afternoon around 3 PM. There was only one girl on shift. The address has changed to a new building, found it…

Meh. That's about the most useful thing I can say about it. I guess if you're desperate to see chicks who are for the most part out of shape dancing listlessly on a…

Visited Club Rouge for the first time on a Thursday evening. Nice atmosphere. The club felt like it was kept up pretty well, without that kind of dirty/shabby feeling that many clubs around here have.…

I LOVE the description from a previous reviewer - looks like a war torn street from Somalia entering the club. It is absolutely true. The parking lot looks like it was bombed.…

I decided to try a mid-afternoon visit on Sunday. there weren't many cars in the parking lot; perhaps a dozen.<br> <br> As I walked in (there was no cover, and apparently that's true all day on Sundays)…

Normally, I go to the crazy horse in gonzales , la however, one of my favorites was working here to make more money and asked me to come by. I got there around 12:50am on…

I met the dancer with the snowflake tattoos on her abdomen and back. They are actually flowers. Her name is Madison. She plans to have the tattoos touched up so they look more recognizable. She…

The main reason for visiting this club is simple....LONG MILEAGE. My favorite girl here is unique thick ebony girl with full backside and does porn from time to time. Had a field day in mileage…

Rick's is now on my list of places to go in D/FW. I was staying near D/FW airport and did not have the energy to go up to Northwest Highway or Downtown Dallas for…

I went back to this club as I was in the area last week. I find it remarkable that it exists smack in the middle of a middle class suburban area. Either the neighbors don't…

Haven't been to Bogarts in a while so I stopped by on the way back from the airport. Was a Saturday afternoon and the place was dead. Handful of dancers there and all of them…

Stopped into the Sticky with a buddy for a couple beers. Layout is still the same. Only a couple customers as usual.<br> decided to cash in my lap dance ticket from my last visit…

After a reasonably successful Fri night adventure, Sat was time to head into the ‘burgh for the annual meeting downtown. I couldn’t make up my mind on whether roll the dice on the PH…

As of now Doll House has been open for about two and half months. Since my last review I have visited three times. When Doll House closed several of the girls went to work at…

I read the other reviews and tried this place out. A bit of a drive for me, and I have to admit I got a bit lost. It is literally in the middle…

I probably arrived around 5 pm, while the day shift was in full swing. I'd always read about this club, but this was my first visit, and I'm glad I finally made it.…

Visiting St. Louis for business and decided to stop at Dollie's before catching a flight back home. I got there around 3pm and no cover charge. Ordered beer at a bar, and it was only…

I went to Bogarts last week after a long time (after nearly an year). While the club made some modifications with private screens, the quality of dancers is still very average. I saw some new…

This place is NOT CLOSED!!!!, the website must fix this because this is one of the most busy strip clubs at 3:00 am - forward.<br> <br> I arrived there about 3:00 am and the club was packed…

I went there on a Monday recently of which they offer half priced couch dances! This place only offers "normal" lap dances in the form of $20 "couch dances" ($10 on Mondays). The coach area…

Wow, 22 hotties on shift when I went. This place is out of the middle of nowhere. There is some road construction and detours, so plan accordingly. I arrived late after being…

Thee Dollhouse is a very nice club - more upscale than the typical Tampa establishment and in fact, a bit distinguished.<br> <br> The girls at the Club are super friendly and very attractive, ranging from 7-10 generally.…

My wife and I decided to try Christie's for an adult fun evening. While we hadn't been to the club for a couple of years, it used to be one of our top choices along…

Went to Good Guys after a long night out, first stopping by the place across the street which definitely wasn't happening. The chicks at GGs really weren't to high of quality but they weren't fat…

I spent an afternoon this past Saturday at the foxy. I have not been here in a while, but the talent seems to be improving IMHO. I saw Lana, who I hadn't seen in a…

I've been to the Rhino a number of times since my last review. Not much has changed recently. Here's a quick rundown of common pricing:<br> <br> Parking: $0 Day - $5 Night<br> Cover:…

I have now visited this club on several occasions. I know several of the dancers well and see some OTC, but just as friends. My ATF works here as well. <br> <br> I wrote…

I visited Vixens 3 times so far - in different times of day, in both weekday and weekend. I went to the other nearby two clubs also (Foxy Lady and Paradise City 2). Vixens is…

Composite Sunday and Friday night reviews from earlier June visits: Mostly good except for a R.O.B. encounter. There is a sign outside saying free admission prior to 7pm. (Used to be 3pm, this might be…

My friend was afraid to come here alone because the club is in a sort of rough area in Hyattsville, Maryland, Prince George’s County. The club is indeed in a rough area, but there's sooooooo…

Went here on friday night, there was a guest adult actress show which was good and there is lot of energy in the room.<br> Best sit in first rows and where girls will give you a…

The massage itself was okay, not the best but not bad either. I don't know who my masseuse was because she didn't mention her name. I would have given this place three stars but I…

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice bar, and most of the girls aren't the stuff of wet dreams, but there is the occasional diamond in the rough (and it's pretty rough) that's worth the time…

There was a $7 cover charge to get in. There is one stage and the club is pretty dark inside. After speaking with one of the dancers while sitting at the bar, she told me…

Stopped by Concepts around 9 pm on Wednesday evening. I paid my cover $5 and sat down at the bar and ordered my beer $4. I immediately was accompanied by Jenny. Jenny is a very…

(I think the previous review was meant for the other Dreamgirls location)<br> <br> I stopped in before the baseball game, club was dead (it was still early) Only a handful of patrons, one stage active, and no…

Bigger than your average strip joint. Very casual, good to sit & watch . 3-4 dancers at or around stage at one time, fully nude. Though they seem to disappear ( for like 30…

High pressure from the moment you walk in the door but they don't disappoint. If you're looking for college girls and your high end experience you'll be disappointed. Now if you're there to get off…

Stopped by the Blue Moon the remodel seems to be done pretty much done. Drinks that's soda and water are now $3. Its gone up from free to $1 and now $3. Maybe cause its…

This place has changed since the new owners took over. Nothing really any different from any other club. The old bats running around talking about buy drink. Fuck speak english. If all…

Tryed 5:00 Friday afternoon hoping for a nice looking group of dancers looking to entertain men at the end of the work week. I was sadly mistaken. Lot of dancers but none I would even…

Club continues to improve its quality of dancers. Now that's not to say all the ugly ones that should have retired 10 or 20 years ago, or never been in the business in the first…

Club is very nice. Caters to some of the regulars that you see every Friday and Saturday. Lansing DJV is the best VIP room setup outside of the D, IMO. A few…

On a recent trip to MI, I decided to visit Inkster on the way home. Having read reviews of the clubs here, I wasn’t surprised when Bogarts turned out to be a dump (other review),…

This club came highly recommended from friends back home (Chicago) I must say I was not as impressed but that could easily be attributed to the build-up of my expectations. My friend hasn't been…

Visited on a Thursday night. The club is very small and they use mirrors to "enhance" it's size. Mainly bar type stools and tables, very loud music, and laser lights. The dancers where not what…

Arrived on Tues a little before 7pm. ID check at the door. Was told there was no cover, but in the same breath was told to leave a tip. I hesitated and got a look…

Was in Tampa for business and thought I would venture down the street from my normal stop. Not my first visit to this club, and every time I go I can't help but seeing the…

One of my regular "go to" clubs. <br> <br> The VIP area is not terribly private. Just a bunch of couches on the balcony, and the door to the managers office is right there. Actually, the nude…

This was my first visit here. I gotta say that from the outside, I wasn't too impressed. First off, I went the club midafternoon and I almost drove past the club because it looked like…

Two visits in the past month and neither were very good. I visited on a Wednesday night and a Thursday afternoon. I was not impressed by the dancer quality and the club just seemed dead.…

First time visit and was not very impressed. Girls working were all 3s to 5s on looks scale and was not into what they were offering. I admit the value is great for the…

Went for another good Amateur Contest. I love a good amateur contest. The night starts with the "regular" girls dancing and doing their thing until about 9:30 when the contest starts. Each amateur girl dances…

This is a small club, 1 dance floor. Been here couple of time, there are a lot of girls (10-20) latina, white, asian and black. Dancers are friendly. 2 songs on the floor and…

Okay yall, a completely objective review of Fuego:<br> <br> AREA/ENTRANCE: 🚓<br> The club is in your typical sketch urban area. There's way more than enough security and cops to make some feel safe to travel alone. <br> <br> Leave cell…

This review is for a visit two weeks ago. This is the old Rick's, which closed down last year. It reopened a while ago, but I had not visited until now. Much…

Visited Harem on a Saturday night. This place is getting shadier and crowded now. The dancer's quality is decreasing day by day. And at the same time number of dancers are increasing. Dancers are friendly…

Hadn't been to the club in years but it really hasn't changed, just gotten older without any updating. The bar is open for breakfast but dancers don't start until 2 PM. When I arrived…

Casa Diablo is a bit of a known quantity at this point. You know that you are going to get $2 as change, that they have vegan food, that there will be a wide variety…

This is my go to spot in Las-Vegas. As I've said earlier the outside of the establishment is as nice as the inside. First the inside the club is very well kept and the…

Was in the area a few weeks ago, got done work early, so I stopped in around 4:00, and stayed about an hour and a half. There was about 5 dancers working. All about a…

This is the first club I been to in Brooklyn. Its in a relatively safe neighborhood, a lot better than I expected. Costco is right next door. I walk in and get patted down. Its…

So, this club has been having features again on the weekends about once a month.<br> Not crazy that they charge a cover when they do that, but I guess I understand.<br> The girls need to be more…

This was my first visit to the CL, after frequenting Cheaters (until it closed down last summer) off and on. I felt as insecure leaving my car in the Cadillac Lounge parking lot, as I…

It's been a long time since I visited this or any other club. This is certainly not the type club I normally visit, when I entered there was one very overweight Hispanic Dancer on stage…

I just realized that I never reviewed this club after I went. So while my visit may have been several months ago, It sounds (from newer reviews) like nothing much has changed. <br> <br> I was in…

I was pleasantly surprised by this club. Giant, spacious parking lot where you can valet or self park. $1 cover for a Tuesday afternoon! Once inside I was taken aback by how spacious the place…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon as I had worked out that a dancer who I had wanted to meet would be on shift at the time. <br> <br> The Sliver Cricket is a nice mid-sized club…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon for their happy hour special - i.e. Cheap Beer. Sitting down and drinking a cold one while watching young hotties dance is always a nice way to…

I'm not sure why I keep coming to this place hoping that I'm going to see something different than any of the other times I've been here. Every other place on the Block has it's…

After the disaster that was Chez Joey, I came here -- I haven't had my best experiences here, but it's pretty reliable that I can find some entertainment that I can work with. Today was…

Trip report from three weeks ago. This is the "sister" club of the Red Room, the same guy owns both bars and some dancers move between the two. Club Harem is a classic example of…

Nice Club, but Expensive. Girls are very cute. <br> Layout is one main stage, with a little tiny side stage. <br> It's topless only and you pretty much have to buy alcohol. <br> Lap Dances were expensive: 3…

I have been to several clubs in South Florida (I do down there on business) and this is the one that I usually end up frequently the most. The dancers this time were attractive…

Finally back in the ‘burgh after a long drought and was able to stop here on a Friday night. Cover was the usual $20 for Fri/Sat. The club itself hasn’t changed. Talent…

ok this has to be the strangest visit ive ever had here... I had this feeling that I shouldn't come here today but with time to kill and some cash I decided to come anyway…

When TUSCL asks for details in a review, I always try to provide. First of all, I am not sure why I even came back to this place after a couple of years -…

Came to the club this past Thursday afternoon since it was raining and I'm guessing everyone was thinking like me as far as getting out of the rain cuz the club was poppin that afternoon.…

I had a few hours to kill flying out of DC, so I decided to give Crystal City Restaurant a go. I went on a saturday right around lunch time. Things were slow…

I was in the Dothan area for business and had to spend the weekend. Not much else to do so thought I would check out Teasers. It was OK, but probably won’t be…

I had to visit a client in Mooresville and finally decided to check this club out. I arrived at the club around 8pm to a mostly vacant parking lot. From the outside you would…

The real Bourbon Street may be a thousand miles south of here, but this place manages to convey the image of the French Quarterclub, open to the street, where one can look in and see…

I was in the Dothan area for business and had to spend the weekend. Not much else to do so thought I would check out Teasers. It was OK, but probably won’t be…

I went to Pandora's on a Friday afternoon with some time to waste. I came in to just see a few dancers and relax. The club had 6-7 girls and most were of the…

after hanging out at the flight club I decide what the heck I'm already in the area so I figure i'll give bogarts a visit. before I left the flight club I asked one of…

I have driven past The Klassy Cat so many times and never really had the urge to stop in. I finally stopped in to see what it was like for myself after many mixed reviews.…

I decided to visit North club on a Friday night instead of the usual afternoon visit. There were plenty of girls from out of town (Arizona) visiting. Lots of fun was too be had. The…

It had been a year or more since I'd been to Temptations and I quickly remembered why. As I approached the entrance a very drunk 35ish guy approached me with his hand out. I thought…

After being totally disappointed in a club nearer to home, I went back to my favorite club and was not disappointed here. I hadn't been in to Foxy on a Saturday night in awhile and…

I stopped by this club on a Friday evening to kill some time on the way to the airport which is fairly close. The place was moderately business, with most of the patron at…

So. I stopped by on a Thursday evening. There were quite a few dancers, I'd so mostly in the 7-8 range. A very attractive brunette sat down next to me and started chatting me up,…

On my way home from Northeast Alabama and decided to stop in here. Man, am I glad that I did. The building appears to be an old fast food restaurant that they have converted into…

I've found myself avoiding Friday nights at the clubs to avoid the crowds and maybe get a little more time from the girls. I've been wrong. Friday night at Dream Girls was fantastic. <br> <br> As always,…

I was in Kokomo on business and decided to check out the hugger after almost a year long hyatis. I used to go here all the time because of the cheap dances and high mileage…

I was back in the area last April for the first time in 10 years, and the club I went to back in 2004 doesn't seem to exist any more, so went here just to…

First time out to the club without friends. I thought it'd be strange but it seemed like the theme for the night as there were two other guys (across the room from each other) already…

I'm neutral on this club, but probably will check out others before coming back. It's a large bar with a main stage and two pit dance areas. When I came, there were 5 girls dancing…