Reviews

Went in this evening, around 6pm. $23 entry. There is a huge stage that takes up 75% of the room. Tiny bar with 4 chairs. I have never seen a bar that small. $5 water. …

My first attempt to visit this place was a few weeks ago, but there was a sign on the door that said they were "remodeling" and closed until the 12th. Strange, because when I went…

This was my first visit to any club ever. I entered, paid my cover fee of $20, bought my hilariously expensive water at $8. Parking was pretty tight, they do not have the best parking…

This place has been described many times. Because a big conference was in town both rooms were open and decently busy for 10pm when I walked in. Cover I think was $55 after a small…

I walked into Tootsie’s expecting a big club. What I got was a full-blown adult amusement park. It’s an old Costco warehouse, and they didn’t even try to hide it, just converted it into a…

Initially did a stop at Hi-Liter hoping to see the dancer from my last visit - I don't recall her name, just that her ass was perfect. She wasn't there and none of the…

Was not disappointed! The building itself is modestly large, with an upstairs, plenty of chairs, bar, pool tables, stages and a main stage. Theres also a backstage. The main floor is well lit, while the upstairs…

The club is located in a commercial area. It feels just like visiting any strip mall, and the neighborhood seemed very safe, with ample parking available outside. When you walk in, there’s a bouncer who…

I was in Vegas for a brief visit, and a friend recommended this place. I went in the afternoon and had a good time. If you are staying downtown at a hotel and don’t have…

Showed up around 10 or 11pm on a Tuesday night, place was a ghost town, probably 3 customers at a time, 5 or 6 dancers. Most of the dancers were spending their time hanging out on…

Paid another afternoon visit time the Playhouse. I called ahead of time to check the lineup and surprisingly it was pretty accurate. I’m fairly new here but had my sights set on getting Mercedes,…

Every time I come to this club, which is infrequently as I live elsewhere in the country, I tell myself I have to move to DALLAS so that I could visit more often. I would…

Was in from out of town visiting family and needed to get away. BT did the trick. I arrived early evening on a Thursday, maybe around 6:30 - traffic in the club was very light…

I have been to BT multiple times and it is my favourite place to visit around pompano beach. I have been to cheetah and DD as well in the area. Cost wise i rank Cheetah…

Been a while friends, but I made it back yesterday to the old inner room (whatever it is we are calling it these days - Aces, I guess). To a previous posters comment, a few of…

Cheeks is a very large club with aspirations as a true upscale "Gentlemen's Club". It might almost qualify as a 7-Up club, though a few of the ladies on my most recent visit might…

As 2025 comes to an end and I reflect on the 25+ years that I have been posting on TUSCL, I have to call this my current favorite club. Sure the parking lot…

Walked in at about 5pm on a Saturday evening, a bit hard to find the spot because it’s in a strip mall type of area however it does exist around the corner on the right…

It was Wednesday and I was hungry so decided to pass on a drive thru and head to LS for a burger, fries and a show. I have to stop this! Got there…

I decided to check out Old Glory Daze on a Friday afternoon. The place is basically a dive bar with dancers. You enter through a side door from the parking lot, and the bar runs…

I had visited this club around a month back at 7 PM and was only there for about 10 minutes, so this will be a short review and details may be a little hazy. To begin…

Parking lot next door was open paid $10 Head inside pay $30 cover. Around 1 am. Club is the same layout as before. Lighting is better and they got new carpets installed, other than that the…

I reviewed Vivide previously and returned on a few occasions after my first visit. However, my schedule only allowed me to visit the night shift, generally after 8 pm. I visited maybe 3…

Got there pretty late, might've even been after midnight. Doorman met me outside where he collected the cover: $20. Yikes! I should've kept on walking but I wanted to see some boobies. Basic layout of the…

I had some free time after leaving work early about 2p. There were about 4 cars in the parking lot. The front of the building looked like a all-flat facade off a state…

From the outside there is nothing much to see but the club is in the basement and a decent size. I was with a friend and got free entry after signing up to their…

Had a fun friday evening here, cover was $5 per person and drinks were $10-$15 bucks. They have a main room stage as soon as you walk in, a semi private stage off to the…

Place is on a Main Street near a Taco Bell. Folks will park in the Taco Bell parking lot sometimes but there is street parking on the same side or opposite side if needed. Sometimes…

Never ever go to a Cheetah holiday party especially Christmas. Got there a few minutes before the start, and had to park in the back lot, never ever had to do that before. I didn't…

Hit up multiple clubs on this night. This was my second stop. Arrived around 9:30 or 10:00. Cover was $10. When you walk in bar is up a step to the left and main stage…

The club itself is actually pretty small but well done. Walked in didn’t see any girls in the stage so I went straight to the bar and had a drink. The bartender was absolutely stunning…

Overall, this club is good but probably overrated. I have heard some reviews say its the best strip club in Canada but I dont know... seemed pretty standard to me. I got there Thursday night…

Stopped in on Monday afternoon just after 12 noon. The place was just opening up, which affects the review as I never saw a dancer on stage. 4 dancers that I saw while I was…

E11 is the best strip club in Miami as far as fun goes. If you are looking for extras, be prepared to spend 1xxx+++. The best looking dancers work here. It is busy every night…

I decided to kick the mud off my tires and drive to that one place. This place gets the love it deserves on this review forum, Not much. Not much is exactly what you…

So stopped by on saturday night around midnight. Huge adjacent parking lot. Club located in between resident and industrial area of passaic. Been told this used to be Plat Dolls which is now quarter mile…

I've gone to reign a dozen or so times, but continue to be disappointed on every visit. It really seems like the purveyors (wizards?) of Oz set out to build a classy club, it truly…

I had a short wait time prior to a meeting, só I visited The Border last week on a Tuesday afternoon. I had not been there since reopening. The bar…

Since I am back in the RGV for the winter I thought I would check out the Tex Mex again. The club has not changed still the same layout bar on the right, stage on…

OGD is a true dive bar in an older building off Old Main Street. There's a passable gravel parking lot with room for 8-10 cars. Enter down a couple of steps where the…

It is Christmas Season.my pathetic ass was off work and getting ready to go Christmas Shopping. I swung by Pandoras to get my balls drained. I was thinking I would grab Monse or Liz. Lots…

There is not a lot of interactive fun to be had inside strip clubs in the Panhandle. The Matador Club makes that challenge even more difficult, with the most inconsistent line up in the area.…

Stopped by Mons Venus on a recent Thursday night after not having visited in a couple of years. I wasn’t sure what to expect given some of the comments I’ve seen lately, but the club…

Club has been described many times. Located on a highway with a front and back parking lot. Arrived around 8:30pm on a Tuesday night after a work function. Went through the metal detector, no cover.…

Visited the place on a Tuesday night around 9 pm. It was not busy. There were around 10 customers. Total dancers were around 8. One was on the stage; 3 were chatting with each other…

Was in ATL for business and this was the closest club near me. Arrived around 830p on Tuesday night Parking The parking lot is huge. There is free parking way in the back lot…

…then this is the time and the place. Location: The club is in a strip mall in Brockton close to the highway, parking is never an issue. There is a Pot shop a few hundred feet away…

I started the day in Atlantic City, drove up to Philly Live about noon. I grabbed lunch at Royal Buffet across the street and noticed their was a strip club in the parking lot. I…

I went with some friends to The Crazy Horse on a weekend. I thought the place was decent sized with a solid arrangement. My concern with the club was that the girls were not that…

So I had a strikeout with an OTC attempt over in NJ and figured I'd hit up the usual ebony sure thing on Passyunk. As usual, I found a great choice, but God damn this…

Went back to Happy's after a long while. The place is on the smaller side, has a parking lot, in a fairly safe area, at least in daytime. Inside, has a central stage…

I went here on a saturday night. The area is relatively safe. There is ample parking and lighting outside the club at night, and there is even a Del Taco maybe 50 feet from the…

My flight got delayed and I have several hours to kill so I stopped by this place (20min or so to the airport). Messaged my usual but she cannot be there in time so I…

Group of 5 of my friends went after the Texans game. Entry fee was about $13, be sure not to wear a plain white tee if not they won’t let you in, doesn’t matter if…

Stopped in at Oasis on a recent Tuesday afternoon about 2pm. Oasis is near the airport in an industrial area near off-site airport parking, car dealerships and food distribution centers. Plenty of parking in…

Been a long time since I have visited, so when my holiday shopping took me up the 51 to Paradise Valley I decided to stop off at HL to bring back memories. I knew going…

The parking was fine. Maybe a bit scary for your car, as it is easy to find glass from broken windows in the parking lot. But safe for people. There is also a security guard…

Made another trip to Cadillac in the afternoon last week. Basics are easy to find, ample parking, and no ID scan during the day. Bouncer is cool and just waves a metal detector over you.…

Went here last Sat. for a revisit, saw some cuties on their webpage roll call so decided nothing else better to do than hit a strip club. Parking lot was pretty empty but it…

Well, I still think this "renewed Follies" has a fighting chance of making it, but after giving it several tries, it will probably always be a low/mid tier club at best. The club is…

I've read mixed reviews of this place, but it was the closest place to where I was staying, so I decided to give it a shot. Glad I did - whether you have a…

Went into Union Jack's on the advise of a friend. At first I was disappointed. The storefront looks a bit run down and the club was small however the bartender and girls were friendly…

Stopped in on a Saturday night after a dinner with colleagues. I hadn’t been in a few months and was curious to see how the weekend crowd compared to the slower days I’ve read about. The…

I visited on a Thursday just after noon, after finding little reason to hang around long at Lucky's Corner. This place is only a few minutes drive away, but has significantly higher aspirations as…

First time in London and decided to check out this club while in town for a concert. I hadn’t been to a Canadian strip club in almost 20 years—since turning 19 and visiting the River…

I arrived around 1:30. No cover, no ID check. The bouncer gave me a table near the stage. Floor dances are $10 and VIP are $30. VIP are $40 in the evening. Seleya came over…

Bar in the front and dancers in the back. Dance area is very dark stage size is decent there appeared to be 4 dancers. I had a Busch Light Tap it was $2 I…

Went in on a random Sunday. I know its been hit or miss, but I got there and there was only the bouncer and a bartender, and while she was hot indian girl with…

Review is from my latest visit on December Sunday night. It was a very cold night so decided to visit this place. Had very minimal expectations as I read other reviews But still was disappointed.…

The pace is relatively clean with new chairs on the floor and new couches in VIP area. There is occasionally a bathroom attendant who offers things like cologne and mints which is helpful. There are…

I stopped by the club a bit after midnight after bar hopping around the area. Cover is $20. Bouncer at the door was really out of it and charged me twice on my card. He…

Stopped in after a movie. It's main area is small. One pole on a small stage behind the bar. Girl dancing back there was cute. Was hard to tell how many people were paying attention.…

Friday afternoon at PH. Some times it's busy. Other times, pretty empty. Today was more empty than busy. Walk in, wait for eyes to adjust to the darkness. Grab a seat at the…

I had a little time to kill on a Monday night, I figured to give Cafe 369 a try. Went in at around 8:30pm, the place have about a dozen TV on the walls and…

Here in vegas the Spearmint Rhino is the place to come. On this night the club had about 75 girls working to get the guys attention. The majority of the girls are a…

Had a 9-hour layover in IAH so did some research beforehand on where I can kill a couple hours and blow a couple dollars and this place's website prided itself on being the closest strip…

I arrived on Tuesday night around 8:00 p.m., paid the cover and went to the bar to order a beer. I was told that they did not serve alcohol. I checked the stage.…

Went in around to sensations on Emerson street in Jacksonville around 4 PM trying to have a quick good time. Spent $7 to get in the door and $6 on a water. There was…

Went in on a Saturday shortly after they opened at noon. ID'd right at the door but no cover before 7pm. Surprisingly crowded with maybe 10 dudes at the bar and another 3-5 at the…

Was in town and had some time to kill, and was staying close so thought I would hit it up. I beleive the interior has been describided before but no cover as it was 5pm…

They have many nice girls working there. I had a private dance from a girl who said it was her first night. She was black and her stage name was Cinnamon. I did…

I haven't been to a club in over a month, so I was anxious to see if there were any changes for better or for worse. Overall it seemed much the same as I remember…

First time at Mickey's since the new management took over...and boy, what a change. Gone are the fugly fatsos and the place was LOADED with 7s+. I arrived at midnight, and the place was bumping. The…

Saturday night around 11 pm. Got there and the club was packed with dancers. Not many customers tho which is good cause you can choose which girl without much hassle. I came for Marina, petite…

Last Saturday was the anniversary/Christmas party so I decided to make a trip. I arrived around 8:30 and left a little after midnight. Club wasn’t that busy for a Saturday night and was still plenty…

I was in Bucharest, wanting to see what I might find there, and I read about Lucky Love. I'll be writing this from the perspective of someone who frequents American strip clubs, and has…

Cheerleaders never disappoints. Ive read plenty reviews and there are lots on here that detail the lay out. So I won't go into that. Just thay its a very long bar with 2 stages…

This was my second time visiting Rick’s Cabaret, the first time i only indulged in standard lap dances in the main rooms but definitely enjoyed myself. This time around i decided to bring a lot…

Sometimes I’ll get to the Playhouse with dreams of specific dancer and jump straight into a room with her for a set of dances, and other times I’ll take my time to check the vibe,…

Stopped by Le Girls on a Thursday around 10 PM and stayed on the topless side (alcohol allowed, no need to go nude-side). The place was extremely slow—only a few dancers on shift and literally…

It's been quite a while since I'd visited Risque. $15 cover Thursday night at 8pm. Not much has changed about the place save for the Christmas decorations and a banner for their wing pole event.…

I was in the area and decided to try this club on a sunday night. The club is located right off the garden state parkway. The parking lot is small so I had to…

I went for my first visit on a Monday night. I knew based on other reviews that the club in general was slow, and a Monday night just after open was likely to be as…

Layout: As you walk in there is booth to pay a cover (no one was there taking cover or checking ID’s during the day) with an ATM right next to it. As you walk in…

Came in on Tuesday afternoon after work and had some time to kill before a dinner. It has been years since I visited this club but was semi familiar with the layout. It pretty much…

Dropped by Gold Club after SF Santa Con on a Saturday night. Arrived around 2am. Cover was still required at $25 a person for the Saturday night. The club was still pretty…

general background info: KOD is a suburban club ~25 minutes from downtown Mpls, has very much a local feel. Club is clean, parking plentiful and well lit. Went there on Wednesday night at 8…

I hadn’t been to this club in awhile and decided to check it out. It was in August when I made this visit. I used to go to this club years ago when…

Been heavily favoring day shift lately. A couple weeks ago, I hit up Emps on a Saturday night with some friends. It was so packed you had to camp out for a table. And girls…

Hello fellow mongers. I just returned from one of my favorite mongering places. Club Globe in Zurich, Switzerland (Schwerzenbach to be exact). The delay was due to the fact that I struggled to decide what…