Reviews

This is my local spot. Usually chill, domestic beers are $4-6 depending on time of day, always a few gorgeous Latinas which is what I like. I’m writing because on Saturday December 20, I stopped…

It’s located in a very industrial area but it’s a little out of the way and there is really no danger in the area, IMO. It’s placed in the middle of an area with nothing…

Having been to Boxxx Office recently and seeing their sign say they are closed on Mondays, I assumed Bristol was too since they are both under the same owner. Driving by one Monday afternoon on…

I stopped in on my way home from a busy work day. Place was not very crowded. Just a couple of dancers making the rounds. I settled in looking to see who would…

Wife and I made it to the club the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was about 10 at night. Club wasn’t too busy but definitely more going on than other clubs at the time. There was…

Arrived around 11. The club is located in a dark area & when I came out there were hookers hanging around the street. Inside, it is well finished. After you enter the main bar (10…

I went there on Wednesday 5 pm. Place has about 7-8 dancers, including 3 latinas. The place has 2 stages. I started talking to a latina, who was from cuba. She was mostly plastic (fake…

We arrived at Atlantis at 10:30 PM on Saturday. The parking fee was $10 and cover was $20. Security wanded us on the way in. The space has been described here many times so I won’t…

Ended the night here after trying out a few clubs in a 20minute radius. Plenty of parking on a Monday night. Cover is $25 per person. You have to leave your phone in the car…

Christmas week meant vacation season is in full swing at work and I had this full week off. What better way to spend the time than head to Cheetahs as it had been a while…

Ok my first review on this site! Let's dive in. I got to BTs around 10:30pm the Monday before Christmas. I figured there'd be a lot of people there this day since people have down…

Went up to fabulous Santa Maria for a “club function”. Had a few brothers in from out of state and wanted to treat them to a good night. Luckily there was a local skin club…

I went there on a Thursday night. Cover was $25 dollars. However I found a coupon on there website which if you print gets you free entry before midnight. Also it’s a 2 drinks minimum…

Came in here for the first time on a Friday at around 6:30. It’s a bit small and there is a main stage in the middle with 2 poles, seats around with tables and vip…

This is my second time here. Last time was last year in the summer during day shift. Had a good time if I recall (I posted a review from last time). Walked in no cover. Simple…

Sometimes you want a steak, sometimes you want McDonalds. Caddy’s a dinky little building right off of 146, next door to the Home Despot and right around the corner from Foxy. Can’t miss…

Visited on a Tuesday around 5 it was mostly empty but started to fill up by the time I left. There were probably 50ish women working while I was there; most were Cuban and there…

I came at noon on a Sunday. Without a car, so I can’t say anything about parking. Cover was $5, which I was surprised, because I thought it’s only in the evening. Coke was 7.75. Pushy…

I spent the night in Tulsa a while back to break up a long drive from Indiana to Texas and decided to check out Secrets, a club over in Sand Springs that I've had my…

I went around early evening 6 pm ish and the club was a bit busier than I thought. Many patrons around the bar and there were decent amount of dancers (around 12-15). The place is…

I went to this BYOB club pretty late, around 1:00 a.m., and it was still fairly active when I arrived. Apparently, the club stays open until about 4:00 a.m., which makes it a decent late-night…

I have not been here in years. I was bored with Fort Worth so I thought I would try Dallas. I pulled up to a loaded parking lot, there is a valet option but…

I don’t go to these clubs too often, but this would definitely be one of my more frequent places to visit. Hadn’t been there in about 6 months and there were a lot of new…

Stopped by the Lansing Vu for the first time in years and might need to do it again soon. Stopped by around 5 pm and parking lot is well lit and seems plenty safe. Walk…

Keeping club description short. It is most reviewed club on here. Pink building, big parking lot, big square bar, 10 dollar entry fee get you two drinks, and Dances are $30 for a 4 minute…

I was bored so I made the trip from Chatttown to Huntsville on Saturday evening. I've had some very good times here and some meh times here. This trip was in-between good and great. The…

Went to Cheetah for the first time in early December. Had been to Booby Trap in Pompano which is a much larger place with a different feel. When I got to Cheetah around 3 PM…

When enter met by front door man who is easy to talk to & deal with. Can get change right there when walk in. Good vibe, good enough lighting, and always a girl on stage.…

The past month I have visited Thursday-Sunday. Thursday and Friday afternoons continue to be the best shifts I frequent. Sundays have gotten a little better with shifts which is nice to see, I would say…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night and I have to say I was kind of disappointed overall. In terms of the actual facilities, it's not a bad looking place. Big circular…

Chicas is basically a must go for me during every trip to Vegas now. My most recent trip, I went on a Wednesday afternoon. They didn’t charge the $5 cover (I guess they tend to…

My last review was a "meandering novel," a fair enough criticism; this one will focus on one visit starting around 3:30 on a Wednesday about a week and a half ago. Unfortunately, it will still…

It had been a while since I visited the club. Very easy to get to, a couple of miles off 95 in a residential area, plenty of parking, in a lot off the street. Building…

It’s been awhile since I have been here. I was aware of the X-Mas Party and thought that might be fun. Arrived right at opening, tried the door and still locked. Didn’t end up getting…

I went to Atlantis during the Bears game and saw the second half at the club. During the game, I did not do any dances, even though a number of dancers asked. …

I only club on occasion, so this was a random weekday visit to Cheetahs one afternoon. I’ll spare you the club description, as I’ve done that before as have many other reviewers. Admission was $15…

This review is for Thursday evening. I arrived at around 9PM, and was able to park in the back. Later would be difficult. The cover was $20, and you have a minimum drink.…

I visited Gallaghers 2k last month. I was in town for business and after a bad experience in the summer that was not allowed to get in inside as I was wearing sandals and t…

Mardi Gras 2 tl;dr: $4-5 non-alcoholic drinks; $5-7 beers and CBD drinks; mid-teens for mixed drinks, no real well liquor available. Very raunchy tone and good to great mileage available, but not really an extras place. Stage show not…

Cover: $10 Vodka soda: $8.50 15 minute private dance: $100 Context: it’s a cold Sunday a few days before Christmas. I was at the Barrel earlier tonight with less than promising results. There was a…

I drove over to Hands from Heaven on a Tuesday night after perusing their website at their relatively new location on Wolfedale. I used to patronize their old Brampton location that was taken over by…

This was my second visit to Le Girls, my first being about 2 years ago. I noticed there seemed to be a lot more girls working this time around, though that could’ve been due to…

Context: I was back in Spokane for work after a long intermission. I though I’d see what the only local option had to offer. I visited from 9p-11p on a Saturday night. Not exactly…

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday night. I arrived around 9pm, no door girl in sight so club owner who was near the door just waived me in. Cover charge that…

I visited this club on a Saturday afternoon. It's connected to adult movie/toy store. Decent sized parking lot with a fenced off area if privacy is a concern to you. Paid cover of $10 at…

10PM. $13 entry. Don’t think I’ve seen Sins with a Christmas tree up. $6 bottle of water. $7 for a Monster. The busty redhead bartender’s rack looked extra good that evening. Alabama game on TV. My…

Back to Delilahs around 730pm on Friday. There were like 6 girls working at the time which is odd for that time and about 4 other patrons. Street parking (dont park in the parking lot)…

Visited here for a quick lunch time fix. Entry was free and parking was in a fenced lot and seemed safe. As you walk in, the bar is down most of the right…

Back in the veritable strip club wasteland that is Central PA after some fun travels elsewhere. I have the Hobbeze Instagram page in my links and peruse the dancers as they post their schedules.…

I'm a longtime regular at Cadillac Lounge in Providence. Recently I switched to visiting on Friday nights instead of my usual Saturday nights because IMHO the talent is better and the crowd is not as…

I’ve been here in the past and have written my review of the places, which summarizes to this place being just okay if you’re looking for mileage but incredible when it comes to the best…

The club had a decent vibe. The music was at a reasonable volume, and the DJ kept things moving. The place felt clean and safe. Overall, the atmosphere on the main floor was comfortable and…

Came for the free buffet with the wife. Food was basically buffet-style hamburgers and hot dogs (mid-tier at best). The waitress was super nice and attentive, but other than her, not a single dancer approached…

Despite missing the festivities of the Friday, I decided to stop by on Saturday and due to other commitments only got there at about 515. Parking lot was relatively full, but there was a few…

I walked in at about 12:30. I paid the $5 cover and walked in. I went and used the restroom, and then found a table to sit. I was getting approached about every 5 minutes…

I've reviewed this club at least 25 times in the 20 years I've been posting on this website. I feel I should announce that anything pre-covid I wrote is inoperative and should not be…

I stopped by Bare Assets Melbourne on a Wednesday night and was surprised by how busy it was. There was a steady buzz in the room, with plenty of dancers on rotation and a noticeable…

I was here for about 2 hours just hoping it would get better. It didn't. LAYOUT I don't really know what's going on here with the upstairs/downstairs clubs. Dreamgirls is downstairs and it's all I went…

Walking into the Pink Poodle on a Friday night felt like stepping into a time capsule of classic adult entertainment. The exterior is unassuming—a modest building on Bascom Avenue with a simple sign that doesn’t…

The place was pretty dead, so I rushed to the stage to avoid being hounded for dances before I had time to settle and get a feel for the girls. Spent a good couple hours…

I've been on the road for 3 weeks. My mongering was limited to just two as I had my dog with me for dog shows in St Louis and Orlando, and frankly I was already…

Stopped in Thursday about 1030 pm. I go there occasionally, as it’s one of the closer clubs to my house. All the physical aspects of the club are the same as they’ve been…

Price List: VIP game room: $200 for 15 minutes Private lap dance: $50 Everything is paid to the club, and the dancer receives a receipt. Arrival: Visited on a Thursday around 9:00 PM. This was my first time here. The…

Met up with friends in Paramus for an early dinner that lasted to about 9pm. Got into my car and decided to head to Hitching Post to see the night time talent. 20 min away.…

In my travels through North Carolina, I’ve hit a lot of the strip clubs and, in general, find them tame and expensive. Not much available in the way of extras, particularly now that Southside Johnny’s,…

Couple changes, but mainly the same. Still free parking in the huge lot. Still no cover before 7p. Drinks are cheaper before 7 as well, but a bit higher than the competition in the area.…

Had some free time early evening on a Tuesday so I stopped by the neighborhood ballet. I actually had dropped in the day before (Monday) around 5 and the place was a ghost town -…

I pulled up to the “block” a little after 1am so I had a little time to work with before the clubs started closing. After some research on here, I decided to go with Oasis…

Had a couple of hours to waste due to wanting to wait out some traffic and decided to stop by the FC for a beer or two and see what the landscape would look like…

I was coming into town for a duck hunt. I decided to kill a couple hours watching the thursday night football game at the spotted cat. I have been here many times before but not…

Visited the club after longtime. Not much changed. No cover money as I may have visited little early evening. Atmosphere looks little slow day. There are around 6 girls hanging with other regulars Girls take…

Had some free time so wandered over to the east side to kill some time. When I pulled up there were just a handful of cars in the lot so not too busy.…

Located along the IH-10 frontage road in a remote corner of a retail district, the entrance to this topless club faces away from the freeway. Entry involves a quick pat down by security before you…

Thanks to the influence of Social Media, this club has been on my radar for a while now. Maybe the rave reviews of their food selection or the professional quality photo shoots, the algorithm has…

Meeting up for friends on a night out after work (9-5 loop job), but 8pm. So I brought myself to Deja Vu to kill time between. Got there at 6pm and spent a…

I had fairly low expectations because I went on a Wednesday during one of the slowest weeks of the whole year. That being said, I was pleasantly surprised with everything about my visit. The lineup was…

I went to the Boardroom Cabaret Christmas party for the first time and I had such a great time I regret not going in past years. I was pleasantly surprised to receive a gift of…

Went to Synn on a recent saturday night. If you've never been, the club is located in a commercial strip mall that has a Yoshinoya. Parking is difficult to find, so be prepared to wait…

This visit was on a Thursday night, arrived at 7:15 PM left around 9:00 PM. Good size club in the northeast side of Austin, industrial location in a business park. There was paid parking on…

This club has been on my radar after reading reviews. It's quite a bit out of my way, but I had spare time and I finally decided to make my way out here. As many mentioned…

It'd been a few years since I hit desire but I was in the area and decided to see if I'd been missing anything. For a Tuesday night, the parking lot seemed crowded (I had…

I finally made it to this place. Very disappointed. Walked in around 5. When I walked in I was the only PL there. There were 3 girls shouting and fighting on the phones. Got a…

Thanks to Loper on here for letting us know that the Christmas party was Thursday, December 18th. New stuff is preceded by ** LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA…

I rolled up to Ricks on a Friday night around 11:30 PM. I had the free cover card so I didn't pay cover, and they also push a two-drink minimum. There's a main floor stage,…

Club layout is the same. No cover in the day time either still and $10 at night. I went in expecting to see a few dancers who work days but none were in this Thursday. After…

Recently went to savannahs a couple times with my wife. We couldn't get a single dancer to talk to us. We were there over 3 hours first night, sat over to the side. Tipped well…

This was pretty much my second experience in a strip club. I'm not a big drinker so I stuck to soda. Initially it started off slow since I got there at 7-8 so there were…

Dirty's is kind of what it says on the sign, so I can't knock them for being misleading. That said, the doorman took my $7 cover and gave me a quick rundown of dance…

Bourbon Street in Phoenix is a nice little club. The main space is an open room with a main stage and side stage. Unfortunately the low lighting and heavy use of mirrors made…

I was there on Wed night. It is off 130, next to a Honda dealer. If you are going north you have to make a U turn at the Honda dealer. If you are traveling…

On Saturday, I decided to take a visit to Cheetah since it had been a while and I wanted some variety. Booby Trap Pompano has always been my go to but I think it’s nice…

Went to club on a Saturday evening around 6pm. Was actually headed to Camelot but they had not opened yet. The club is located 2 doors down from Camelot. You have to…

I knew it would be a crap shoot arriving at 5:00 pm. I paid $5 to park alongside the building and $35 entry fee which included VIP. As I walked in I was surrounded by…

A tale of two cities here. You drive up to a house with minimal parking, way too much light inside, a half constructed stage in the main room (and then a nice stage with chairs…

Arrived around 8 or 9, $20 cover. Kinda high for a Monday night and 5-6 dancers. Had the bouncer put my coat in the closet as it was so slow. Hit the bar and beers…

I arrived around 3:30pm on Thursday. parking was free with ample spots. no cover but I was asked to tip in a jar. I tipped like 2 dollars. there are 4 stages and dancers rotate…

I’ve visited the Gallagher 2000 club a couple of times, mostly on Thursdays afternoon. The club is located in a decent area next to a train stop or if you have a car, there are…

There is a very big parking lot with tons of space. Walking to the front door is a little awkward since it’s in front of an active street with lots of cars passing by. The…

I've seen clubs from vegas to berlin and this is still my all time favorite. Am I biased? Yes, I'm from the area so I get to stop in frequently, but there's still an argument…

I visited the Admiral Theatre in the Albany Park neighborhood recently while in Chicago, and it’s one of the more unique gentlemen’s clubs in the city simply because of its BYOB policy — you can…