Reviews

This is back mid-September, 2 visits. Ah, back in Tijuana for a bit of fun. I like to go in the afternoon, although I think I may try to hit there for an evening visit…

Previous intel had informed us that one of our favorite dancers would be at the Playhouse this past Friday night, so my wife and I decided to make the trip and have some fun.…

Got to Inner Room at about 11 Thursday night (I picked 'after midnight' because most of my visit was after 12). Parked on the street in the back of the club. I took my usual…

The Landing Strip is small, clean strip club near Detroit Metro Airport. It is not as fancy as the Flight Club or the Penthouse, but it is definitely better than Bogart's or Henry…

Very nice place with attractive girls. Tough place to rate as some things are GREAT and other things suck. Weird set up as you have to walk in a separate room to drink.…

I visited Christie’s on a Thursday night, arriving around 9pm. It costs me $7 to enter and a diet coke was $4.50 at the bar. Both the young lady at the door and…

I have visited this club over the years and have never gone away unhappy - some visits ended better than others. Just wish it was closer! This club will never get recognized for…

This rare trip to Cheetah was as much a time killer as anything. Found myself in the area and dropped in on the spur of the moment. Was surprised to be greeted with…

(If this went through the first time, I apologize. The connection went out when I submitted, so I don't know if it went through.) Now, I’ll say from the beginning that I may sound like a…

Exotica is currently my favorite club. I used to be a Jiggles fan and I am probably still a DV8 fan but now when I have the opportunity I always find myself going to…

Went back to the Mint for the first time in years after leaving Tootsies Saturday (stayed up that way rather than going further south so I’d be closer to Lauderdale). I stopped going when they…

First time here all the girls were extremely nice and sexy did a lot for that dollar and the private lap dances in the back usually go to Cafe Risque which is okay but these…

I haven't been to Stars since summer 2013, but used to go a few times a year as it was absolutely the most consistently fun place in the PNW. The rail is among the best anywhere…

I had chatted with Lucy on several previous occasions but for one reason or another had not enjoyed her company BCD. This time it would be different as she was my prime target for…

First visit to Phoenix and used reviews to select this club and was excited that I did. Went in early on Friday afternoon and found it full of hot dancers. Nice variety, too. From slender…

Stopped by for the first time in a while and nothing has changed. There were around 5 other patrons sitting down. There were around 5 or more girls working at the time and 3 of…

Decided to stop by after a few months. Nothing has changed. Thursdays are $100 VIP dances. Corner of the bench with a curtain around it. VIP rooms are $200 regularly. I got a free pass…

This place was just very recently remodeled. Was kind of dingy looking and really needed updating. Big new bar on opposite side of the floor from the existing bar. New carpet, chairs , and paint.…

I went to visit a friend at college and wanted to go to my first strip club. After reading a bunch of reviews I decided on Cadillac Lounge. I went on a Sat night. They have…

I read the recent reviews and i feel bad for the club. There is defiantly a lot of effort being put forth by everyone there to ensure a good time. I impulsively stopped by and…

First the positive things about this club. There are lots of dancers here on a Friday night. Most are young and skinny - if you like them that way. Most of them seem…

it's been a few month since i came to flamingo's. been here more than a handful of times and it's usually a hit or miss. you usually find a variety of girls. paid my entrance…

I visited Angels on a weekday around 8pm. Cover was 5-. Club reminded me of a nice diner, with tables in a long room and a very long stage / runway. There…

Haven't been to the club in a while but I decided to stop by. Still the best club to get a dance in the DC area as it's the only club you can get a…

Came here with my gf on a Friday after being rejected at a different non-couple-friendly place. We called XO up and asked if they accepted couples, to which we got a very cheery and good-humored…

I had not been in to centerfolds for a while. Great spot and friendly staff. Plus cute bartenders and they have the nude side. Nude side was not open yet when I came in so…

Went for a friend's bachelor party a couple weeks back. It was late, we were all pretty drunk, and wanted to find a full nude BYOB place to have some fun. We get a…

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the seating theater seating…

New to the area, and having only been to clubs within the city of Portland, I expected this place to be below par. Nope. It's certainly got more of the "club" feeling, but still has…

Stopped in out of curiosity today about 2:30 PM. Cheap to get in ten bucks gets cover and drink. Well, a whole lot of ice and a little bit of soda.…

I came to Norma Jeans with my buddy around 11pm on Friday, October 24, 2014. I came there to see if there was any new talent. I was pretty disappointed the last time I was…

I went to this club to celebrate my friends birthday we almost went to deju vu but I'm glad we came here the girls were nice and cute its in a decent area right on…

Visited on busy friday night as a break from travel. There were about 15 girls. On an avg not hot girls.You really need to look to select your type. Had an avg dance for a…

I had a bad experience in this club. Arrived at about 4PM, at opening. No cover charge. Sat down. Saw about 5 dancers in the club. All dancers at most a 6, except for one…

This club is a bit different from others I've visited. The tiered seating reminds me of a very small medieval stadium. There are three levels. The bottom level has a stage with…

I've been to Secrets a few times now, in the past it has been a lot of fun, the quality of the girls was normally great and there was minimal hustle. The last time I…

Late afternoons and early evenings decent time to visit, dancer quality hit and miss, though a good show. Door staff and bartenders decent folks. Not a lot of privacy in private area. Some snooty girls,…

Visited on a Thursday night hoping the football games would add some action to club. I was 1/2 right and fortunately it was that there were more dancers but less customers. I am…

This is an old building that has been various clubs over many years. This is the latest incarnation. I don't know anything about it other than what is on their FB page. I only post…

Went in for lunch with a Co worker. The dancers were for most part very attractive, a little heavy on the perfume fir my taste but that's to be expected.…

The Cabaret Club is as loose as it gets in El Paso. If you don’t want a dancer touching your stuff, you probably shouldn’t go here. Having said that, it is kind of a dive…

Made my way to the BP once again. I was bored and decided to check it out. The good news is that nothing has really changed. Everything from the girls, the layout,…

Ten's physically is one of my favorite clubs, from the outside it's a clean building with plenty of parking located in a safe part of town and the inside is no different, rivaling the nicer…

Wow... this place is a gem. I have been to Vegas, Montreal, Amsterdam, and have never been to a club like this, it's full nude and your money goes a long way here. Dances are…

I visited the club last night for the Halloween party. Got there around 9 and paid for valet and cover and I got a booth. Coliseum is one of the nicer clubs around and is…

Every time I've gone to this club the dancers are always well kept and attractive. Amateur night has always been a favorite of mine. The club is never quite packed on Thursdays, so it's the…

This was my third visit to this club. I enjoyed it enough to return. The club has a an inviting exterior with security and good lightning next to a TACO Bell. This time I was met…

I walked in and the bartender very pleasant. She was north of sixty. There was another lady about the same age that approached me for a drink. I obliged then she sat down and started…

This club's location is great on the heart section of Gran Via, and the decoration of outside and inside also can be accepted. Free to enter but you should order 10 Euro drink inside, two…

Showed up around 5:00. Was very pleasantly surprised by the number of dancers -- appeared to be around 20. Good crowd, too. Beer was very cheap. Was not approached once (!)…

For some reason I keep coming back to this place, even though I can't say I really enjoy it. That's weird. But anyway... As with other times I have visited, this time started with a trip…

Stopped by TD's Euabnk while in town for a conference. Used a coupon from their website for free entry. Club was decorated nicely for Halloween. Shortly after I sat down, I was approached by…

I only went because I was given free passes. I went in the afternoon, because at night the music is way too loud and the people can be rather obnoxious. During the afternoon there is…

So I just started going back to the Ritz a few months ago. Let me tell you save your money and go on a Monday. The half off deal is the best night…

After reading some reviews, I dropped by this place for the first time on a Thursday night. I paid the cover and walked into a mid-size room with a bunch of chairs/sofas surrounding a center…

After a long drive out from Vegas, I was bored with nothing else to do around 9pm, so I hit up Flamingo Showgirls. Its been about 2 years since i set foot in this…

my buddy wanted to try something a little different for his birthday so we went into this la chambre nightmare. the place looks horrible i mean i had never been there before but some…

Been to Pandora a couple of times. Nothing flashy, and at the same time, for someone who wants to get in, enjoy for an hour and get out, this place fits the bill. Cover charge…

Decided to visit my first San Antonio strip club on the spur of the moment; and the club I chose was The Palace, a topless club in the NE part of town. If I remember…

I went there one night on a featured dancer night. It was packed and lively. The place is an old theatre turned strip club. The only 'normal' spots are those next to…

I read the other TUSCL reviews of this place and figured I'd see what this was like. Visited about 7pm on a Thursday evening. I had tried to visit last night but they door guys…

This strip club is always such a disappointment. Besides the fact that it looks nice, I have had it up to my ears with the self obsessed bouncers that have nothing better to do than…

Every city has one. This is the place where old strippers got to pasture and young ones that can't make it anywhere else go to "earn" their living. It's probably the seediest location on aurora…

We had some time to kill before our dinner reservations so we decided to come here. BEST. IDEA. EVER. at first we were kind of bothered by the way they handled us. The bouncer escorted…

Place was dead when we got there. The dancers werent really dancing they were just there lingering around. Took some time before any of them approached us. Some had very little to say. One of…

Went last friday after midnight!..there was around 8-10 dancers most of them wer okay!! I would say from 1-10 they wer 5s ..but they these 3 girls that were extremely hot I would say they…

I visited the Little Darlings club on a Monday after some lunch with my friends at Gordon Ramsay’s Pub & Grill. Having nothing to do that afternoon until our Tiesto show that evening at Hakkasan…

I go to this club a lot for a reason. My favorite is Alex. Small hot little white blond and very experienced. Best club in Huntsville and same goes for Nashville. Good atmosphere. Good…

Called in here after a rather disappointing hour at the Playhouse (see separate review) using the free voucher from the Playhouse (the two clubs are in the same ownership and only a few hundred yards…

Porn stars Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were here this night. I left disappointed after their show. I might have enjoyed it more but I had the following complaints: 1) $25 cover charge. 2) Music…

Club was easy to find. We arrived about 11pm and surprised to find parking in the small lot. Yes people did park at the Joes pizza next door. We made drinks and sat…

I went to the Lumber Yard last night (or rather it was after midnight very early this morning). I've been there before quite some time ago, so I kind of knew what to expect --…

This club is not the place to go if you are trying to make your dollar stretch. The lap dances are okay and are a pretty good value, but the girls are really pushy about…

I was visiting a friend in Louisville and decided to stop by on a Thursday night. For Thursday, the cover was $8, and they give you a ticket for re-entry. The size of the club…

Being accustomed to Washington State clubs, I was looking forward to having an IPA, standing at the bar, walking around to different stages, and getting some really great value lap dances. I was only…

First time stopping in. Was about 2pm on Sunday and was open due to the Lions game that afternoon. Same day as the Detroit Marathon so the club was actually pretty dead when we got…

This is a brothel not a strip club. No need for me to repeat what everybody else has said about the layout of the club and how it works. Everything else is still the same.…

Stopped in to the club for their $10 dance day. I guess I am better looking than I thought because I was immediately joined by half the dancers on duty. I suspect it…

Had the day off so the night before I thought I'd go for a drive and get some boobs in my face. Not so successful on the second part. They've added another DJ who is…

Recently,after hearing some positive reviews about this club,I decided to check out this place once again.The day of visit was Thursday night around 9pm.Paid the usual $20 cover-charge (with a free drink coupon).The club itself…

Headed over to Sports a little before 2pm and was able to sign in for free early admission. Parking lot was monitored. Roads have been repaved leading up to the club, so no chance of…

This isnt a strip club but a bikini bar and the girls are decent to hot. I came on a friday night to have some drinks with the boys and catch up on some…

If you like super posh clubs thrn this is prolly one of the best SCs in the whole world. They spent morre than 20 grand on the lights and have better lighting than some raves…

If you like super posh clubs thrn this is prolly one of the best SCs in the whole world. They spent morre than 20 grand on the lights and have better lighting than some raves…

If you like super posh clubs thrn this is prolly one of the best SCs in the whole world. They spent morre than 20 grand on the lights and have better lighting than some raves…

Used to go to this place once in a while. Always had stunners on staff. Not every girl is a knock out but usually a few killers. Have not been in a while so I…

This was my first time at club o. I was driving by and you can see their sign from the highway. The place is tucked back off the highway in an industrial looking…

First time here for a buddy's bachelor party. I wasn't too impressed with the ladies here. I'm from California and the girls out there really make you feel special. They all come up to you,…

I frequent this club about twice a month but probably won't be going back since there seemed to be a huge over haul as far as dancers go... Went from seeing the same 10 or…

This is not the first time here. There have definitely been better visits. Let us start off with lousy music and warm beer. From there one can go to less than appealing dancers who do…

I've been going to Sadie's for a few years. It's hit or miss. They used to have 5-8 girls but lately it's just been the same two. And they don't seem to be that interested…

I have to say that I was impressed with Uptown during my first visit in many years. However, after visiting the club a few times, I am not so impressed with the quality of gals.…

This place is part strip club, part something else. Good mix of dancers. I stayed around to see the shift change. The girls were all fairly attractive with decent bodies. One…

This club was newly remodeled. They have a better variety of girls. 2 of my favorite are the 2 African american girls "Rain & Jessy". They are the only girls who really know how to…

This club was suggested to me by one of my boys. I finally got a chance to go so me and my boy get out there around 1am. We get to the door &…

Went to Centerfolds on a recent Friday afternoon. Got dances from a moldy brunette with enhancements. she gave me a lot of attention during the floor dance, so I had to take her to the…

Arrived around midnight, right before the dancers are introduced one by one on stage. It was shoulder to shoulder on the floor like with no place to sit or stand. I was pretty…

I been going to this club more than any other club but its getting worse every time. There must be some kind of unsaid rule the more unattractive ones get to talk to the customer…

On a business trip to the Motor City and it's been a long time since I've been there. After researching the tuscl.net figured out that the eight mile road clubs were probably going to…

This was my first time back since they remodeled. The biggest change I noticed was that the stage. The old stage was lower, with a rail around it that separated the tip rail…