Reviews

This review, my second of Club 390, is based on two recent visits, one in late January and the other just last week. Both visits took place around 11 p.m., one on a Thursday…

I thought I'd try this location since I am a fan of Cheetah's. From the outside, the club looks old. I do like free parking though. The dancers on staff were mostly mediocre…

Ahh, the cricket. Used to come here many years ago when I lived in Pittsburgh. That was a long time ago, and this club has changed a bit since then. They remodeled…

This place was wonderful when Sal was here, he passed away, we all miss him, Sadly, no DJ on while I was there, no REAL dancers, No popcorn machines going, no happy go lucky girls…

me and my friends were at west hollywood and decided to hit up a club. we had seen this club because of its big 18+sign. arrive and have to park on the other side of…

Rio is located in a not so friendly looking part of town. It's the only thing open within miles and there aren't much lights from anything in the area. No cars were on the streets,…

Started the evening at the Downer - which was crowded.. Can't recall why we left; but glad we did. Both clubs are great (it was my first visit). At Seductions there was no shortage…

Visited Greenville for some action unencumbered by the ridiculous rules of Alabama, and left happy. For those that do not know,I will start by saying that The Platinum Plus in Greenville was raided by police…

After a few VERY disappointing visits to Spearmint Rhino in Lex, I decided to try the "new" PP. Apparently they're under construction, but have new furniture and are really classic up the place.…

It's the only game in town, but it still has game. I usually hit the afternoon, and the level of talent has risen significantly in the last year. In my experience, evenings are always…

This was my first time back at the Zanzibar in about 30 years. Not much seems to have changed from what I remember. I ordered a beer and was approached by a cute Spanish dancer.…

Returned recently to Solid Gold, and it continues to be one of my favorite clubs. It's never been very crowded when I've been there and always a fair number of dancers on duty.…

After a quick trip to the Zanzibar we visited the Brass Rail and I'm glad we did. It was just after 8:00 on a Thursday evening and there were quite a few dancers working and…

This was my first and probably last time I'll visit the club. When I first entered the club and saw the seating area I couldn't believe it. First off I wasn't a fan of the…

This was probably my 3rd visit to cafe Atlantis. After visiting Zanzibar, Brass Rail and the New Locomotion earlier this was my final stop of the night. I had several attractive dancers come up to…

I stopped by here after visiting the one down the road and leaving twenty minutes in. I had low expectations when coming here which is why it turned out to be a fairly descent time.…

Hadn't tried this club before and went over mid afternoon on a Thursday. There were two dancers. One heavy AA and an older white girl with a tight body. There were two…

I just realized that I forgot to post my review of this club after a trip to Houston a couple of months ago. In a nutshell, this place is great! Large, somewhat secure parking lot.…

Stopped by on a Monday evening after a nearby family visit. Only realized after arriving and looking on Tuscaloosa that this was one of the top ten rated clubs on the site! Was really impressed…

Have not been here in a long long time. Had to be in the area so I stopped in. Same as always, two girls dancing, one on each stage, topless, some dance and look better…

Stopped in here on the way to the airport after a weekend in Baltimore. I left from the city and wondered where the heck my GPS was taking me. Drove through some industrial areas and…

What can be said that hasn't. This place is NOT a gentleman's club, it is a bar. It is not a particularly 'nice' place, but I've never had an y issues. it is definitely a…

I've been an on-again/off-again customer here since before the restoration. Girls this last trip out were better looking, but still a bit stand-offish. Was there for half an hour, no one stopped by to chat…

I went here in a lazy afternoon not really expecting to do much. Generally, my major problem with this place is that all the girls have regulars that they don't seem to dance for or…

I visited this club on a Tuesday afternoon, around 2:00. Standard strip club look, was told there was a liquor store next door for drinks if I was do inclined. The inside is nice enough,…

This is my go to club. Entry fee is $10 & either a small soda for $5 or a free refill soda for $10 . There were some regular dayshift gals. Fun can still be had…

It is more of a go go dance club than a strip club. Walking in it is cleaner than other places in the area. The girls will give you a tour if it…

Monday afternoons are slow so there's often a lot of new girls, because the veterans take Monday as an off day. So it's buyer beware when buying dances. Be sure you get an idea of…

My first visit. Inside better than the outside and I agree with past reviews on appearance. Was really slow on my visit. 4 customers, 2 dancers. Nice smoking area where 2…

a little away from the strip but the free limo ride makes it well worth it. got to say this is the best value in town. Super hot girls and full nude too. Didnt see…

This bar is a fucking joke dancers doing drugs in bathroom ignoring people they need to have a bouncer there at all times as for the bartender one bartender named angel is nice and I…

I took my friend here for a glimpse at the bar, and both he and I were not only very unimpressed, but pissed for wasting our time traveling to this club. The club is…

I stopped on a Thursday evening in February. For a while there, they weren't doing any dancing on the stage, but dancers could do lap dances in a couple of low-profile areas plus the…

Dropped in on Friday night on the way home from the Masters. Figured there would be a lot of new hotties in town because of the Masters. I was totally wrong. I did not see…

Dropped in on Friday night on the way home from the Masters and after I had gone over to PP. More of the same crap over here. Figured there would be a lot of…

This club is somewhat hard to find but it is in a nice location in the outskirts of Dayton. Parking is easy to come by and there is security in the lot. Security is also…

I went to this club for the first time. When I went in, it was quite no music. I was in the club around 7 and they opened at 3. I was about to…

I was on a business trip and a taxi driver recommended. I got there. They have parking. It was a slow day I guess. Not too many people. It was around 8…

This club is in a decent part of Lexington off of new circle. The back of the club faces the parking lot. Parking is easy to come by and the parking lot is monitered by…

I first visited Mons Venus about 10 years ago. It was one of the best clubs in the country. The girls were all very hot. And there were dozens of them. But how times have…

I stopped by here a few weeks ago around 9 PM on a Saturday and the place was pretty dead. There were a few dancers around, but only one on stage. Most of the staff…

I've been to think Pink Monkey a number of times over the past few years and have always had a pretty good time. If you are looking to go to a club in the city,…

This place is kind of a tourist trap, truth be told. It is located near the downtown business district and charges for drinks accordingly. I paid $14 for stingy double Jacks until 9, when the…

The outside looks kind of sketchy, but the inside was nicer than I thought it would be. Definitely worth checking out. In general there were pretty good looking girls. A little bit of everything. Probably…

I thought I would try this club in spite of all of the reviews just to try something different. Outside is under construction so it was a bit confusing figuring out where enter.…

I recently moved to Western Mass from Boston a few months ago for school. I read about this place previous on TUSCL, and being that there aren't really many clubs in this area (that I…

Stopped in on a friday afternoon to check out this club. Have been here a couple times before and had a great time. In the past I was here on weekdays when you…

Stopped in last Thursday. The club has added seating where there used to be gambling tables since the last time i was there. The dancer quality was low in my opinion. Of…

I have been to a good number if clubs and this is by far the worst I have experienced. What a scam. Ridiculous cover charge to begin with, 22 dollars in the middle of the…

This is one of the best club in Seattle. The cover is $10. The small drink is $5. Refillable large drink is $10. The parking lot is private but it is…

Have been here before. Is way off of the beaten path. Have one gorgeous dancer while rest are very average. Clientele not the best but fits the club. Most of the dancers make up…

I have been to a good number if clubs and this is by far the worst I have experienced. What a scam. Ridiculous cover charge to begin with, 22 dollars in the middle of the…

Best club in the Fort, but that isn't saying much. The interior is nice, somewhere you could take a date without grossing her out. The atmosphere is very professional. There's no touching allowed, even during…

I stopped by during the afternoon on St. Patty's day for about an hour. I'm starting to become a fan of afternoon visits to clubs, free cover. They had a complimentary lunch with purchase of…

Dropped in during the afternoon. Mostly guys at the bar and hardly paying attention to the dancers. Decided to get a private with angel and it was worth it. Interestingly I also saw a guy…

I was at a nearby club that I thought was super boring so one of the other patrons recommended Centerfolds. I took a cab down and paid like a $10-15 cover. There's something…

This was the first club my husband and I have gone to and have to say we left very satisfied with our experience. On the outside the club looked very sketchy, a dive bar appearance…

Walked in and was treated by several ladies. After a minute or two had quite a few to choose from. They all introduced themselves and then I chose destiny. She asked me if I…

A friend and I walked in to Hollywood about 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday. Was surprised it was not busier then it looked when entered the parking lot. There were about a handful…

Much like another club in town, I was hoping to find some new blood after a several month hiatus. I did not find anyone new or exciting. Some of the usual were here--a…

This place is pretty easy to find near New Circle road. You have to basically go around the back of the plaza it is in, but there is a pretty big sign out front for…

This club is located in the middle of nowhere and initially you might hesitate to go in but be ready for a pleasant surprise. The ambiance is not that great but they got good number…

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was $9.50 before 7pm, and $13.50 after. Draft beer (kinda water-down quite a bit) is only $1 before 9pm. There is a complimentary fajita (beef and chicken)…

Stopped by on a Friday night when the angels were playing at the stadium. You can be assured if the angels are playing and its a Friday or Saturday night the best looking girls who…

I went here on an early evening mid-week in summer of 2010. There were three dancers on duty, two younger chicks and one woman in her 30's who seemed a little strung out on…

Stopped in the other week on Wednesday evening. Got there later than expected, so some of the girls were leaving, I really wanted to see Mimi again, but she was leaving as I came in.…

Visited Mystique a couple weeks ago on a Thursday night. I arrived around 8:30pm to find the club mostly empty. There was 3-4 guys there and 10-15 dancers. The most attractive one…

so I went in on last Tuesday to kill some time on my off day, and I had such t time. I went in there for some relaxation but ended up getting a few dances…

Decided early Friday evening to stop by Brads. Looked for my normal girl and she was not working . A lot of new girls with slim bodies, seems like some new 21 year olds.…

There is a clear line for me between worthwhile and waste of time. Lace is the latter. The club itself is in a good spot, just north of Times Square. There was no cover when…

Ive been a customer of many clubs in the area for a long time, and it just seems that sunset keeps getting worse and worse. Their day shift used to have a couple sexy girls…

The reviews on Haks seemed good so I decided to visit recently. The club is located directly across from its only competitor in Wilmington so it would be easy to visit both. I arrived at…

I went to this strip club/ club club for my birthday back in January. It was a decent experience. The place is set in a kind of seedy looking area but the inside was really…

I went on a Wednesday afternoon after seeing on their website there were a couple dancers that were going to be there that I had met before. At 4 o clock there were 5 dancers…

The club it is fun to hang out, talk to the girls. Its not nude, but topless. Most of them are sweet and charming. There are a few girls that i like to talk to that is…

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and compliment her, you…

I was in town for one night and made sure to make time for a trip to follies. For the $5 for the valet I've found it's better just to pay the valet than try…

Hole in the wall run down place, I don't know how it's even running to be completely honest. It's in the asshole part of Boulder and it's just bad, bad, bad, go to Denver…

The best time to go is when the Russians are working Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. The Russians are sexy, friendly, and like to have fun! I like the fact that the owner decided to…

This review will cover two stops to Lido in the past few weeks, both disappointing. The first visit I stopped in about 12:30pm, 30 minutes after opening. Upon entering the club you have to…

Went to the club on Saturday night around 8 PM. Eight girls working, most rated 7-9. Heather and Keira are exquisite. Very hot (Keira African American) Heather curvy blond. Very nice performances on stage,…

This is a decent club for the Hartford area. A friend an I wanted to go out to a club we have never been to before. I had heard some things about the Electric Blue…

Showed up early afternoon to try follies based on all the reviews and recommendations. ... this was my first time here. I got in early enough to avoid cover charge. Took several minutes for my…

Onyx is like your typical urban "upscale" strip club. It's what's to expect and can be a lot of fun. Drinks can be expensive as alcohol prices are raised at clubs. There is a food…

Hey guys , still here at this club been here through a management shift and I am happy to say things are looking up now this new guy is running things , lot…

Came to IR during my bachelor party weekend and had an awesome night with our party. The previous night we went to Cheaters, so I think we ended the weekend on a very high…

This is the second time that I have visited Rhode Island Dolls, and like the first time, I was not disappointed. I like the fact that although the club is small, it is kept…

Made my first visit ever to Desires several weeks back. Easy to get to as its pretty much off the highway. Parking lot is right in front of the building and there is valet(did not…

Came into the club around 5pm. There were only two dancers (stayed till 8pm), but both were hot. Cory is a pretty brunette that can dance the pole! I told…

I was surprised the read the other reviews about all the complaints about the fees. I visited at about 8pm on a Monday and I was not charged for parking and I was not charged…

This is the best club in Colorado. The downside is that since it's located downtown, you have to shove money in the parking meter area, or buy a parking ticket every time you come here.…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions in the past and thus will not get into the club details and will just do a commentary w.r.t. my last visit on Fr 4/10/15 around midnight…

Donotsave This is my third time at Club 27. I should have predicted it would be ghastly and not returned after the first. So the first was a year ago. The parking lot is full of…

I was visiting Jackson and was in the mood to visit a SC. I went to Cracker Jaxx since it was the highest rated in the area. And I had a good time. The place…

This trip was better then my last trip as the quality of girls was much better then last month. Went to the Mudcats game and decided to use my ticket stub for free admission. The…

I came here late Thursday afternoon early evening. The place was pretty much dead there was only one other customer inside the bar. They were probably 5 to 6 dancers none of them were…

Well, I gave Lookers another try after having tried out Babes and Scarletts, and having been told that touching was actually permitted at both Babes and Scarletts. The interior is quite festive. Black…

I went to this club for my first time during a friends bachelor party, we arrived around 11 pm on a Saturday. The surrounding area is a little sketchy with homeless coming around and asking…

I got there about 3 pm. Two dancers were on stage and about 10 more sitting around. I sat at a booth which did cost me $20. A waitress that was extremely…

Alcatraz is the only game in town in Monroe County, but the lack of competition does not drive down quality too far. The club is a large building with easy access from the main…