Reviews

Been a couple of months since I visited, and after this visit, it may be a few more. Now I know that the best ladies are around weekends, but my experience at this club…

I have very mixed feelings about this place. Overall, I would say that there is good value as you are not completely bleeding money from the moment you walk in as is the case…

Been a few months since I last reviewed this place. The girls were not top shelf on my last visit. But the clean venue, free lunch, and liberal activities everywhere from the 1st…

Went a couple of days ago to this club. The only other club I have ever been to is Chez Pierre. So compared to that, this club is great. Very new, very clean for the…

This place is one of my go to places. It's off of a highway and has decent parking. When you enter the club it's set more like a bar. Open center with tvs and…

Kappa Kabanna is a good club located kind of in the middle of nowhere. All the time I hear people say that they were surprised there was a strip club way out here. In all…

This club just reopened as heads or tails. It is located in Hialeah right across the street for the hospital lmfao. They charge for parking, but no cover to get in. The…

Went to this club on a Saturday night around 9:00. It's easy to find but hard to get to. You need to drive up Hwy 41 to an exit a few miles north and then…

To my experience, this club is somewhat unique in the Portland area. It's cultivated a fun, low key atmosphere and features sets that range from amazing pole-work to theatrical burlesque sets. I've been going…

The club is very nice inside. Although I am not a member, I was given a tour of the private member area and it is really posh. They even have a soundproof room to make…

This club is an ok club. It's usually where I go when in Bridgeport. Girls are average to above average and it's a BYOB. Lap dances are $20 a song so pretty…

Came here after visiting She She's and got in around 10:45 pm. It's about 7-10 minutes north from She She's going on Highway 90. Large signs will direct when to turn at Downman Rd. The…

Free parking in a small lot and five dollar cover to get in.This place actually looked a little better then I remembered it from my last visit about a year ago. It's nicely furnished…

Pulled up in the lot on a Saturday evening. Lots of people in the parking lot drinking by their cars. Saw what the deal really was when I entered. Bar and club are completely divided.…

Let me break it down for you. 3 of my guy friends and I were feeling good and we had some extra cash, we decided what the hell! lets go to a strip club! It…

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye as smoking hot.…

Once again I went to baby dolls, been going for many years, and once again when I hope it has improved and or is a glimmer of its former club, it lets me down. I…

Well, this is a second person review, as my buddy told me about his trip, and some of what he told me is worth passing on, even if I did not observe things directly. He…

Was here this past weekend with a couple of friends. It was a light crowd for a Saturday night. Around may be 30 patrons and 10-12 girls. Saw a few new young face :-) Some…

I went to this club around 3pm. There were about 4 other customers there when I got there (1 near the main stage area and I think the other 3 were in VIP rooms. I…

I have not been to this club in a long time. I figured I would check it out. I went in and paid the $5 cover and grabbed a beer. I think it was around…

First off....don't get me wrong. The Ebony Inn is still one of the best spots in PG, but the new (at least new to me) operating hours leave me disappointed. Hit the spot on Tuesday afternoon...wasn't…

This a great place to hang out with the guys. Play pool, have some drinks. Got a couple of decent lap dances. It's a bikini bar so keep that in mind...if you're looking…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon - my second visit since the place reopened. There were about 6 dancers on shift, although several came or went while I was there - about an hour. Most…

As most know by now, there is the stench of cigarette smoke here so dress accordingly. Drink girls were not quite annoying as is sometimes the case. Arrived near shift change so had an…

Had been to Bogarts on a couple of previous trips and decided to check out VIII & Flight Club while in town this time around. Normally not an afternoon clubber but finished early and…

I visited on a late monday afternoon and found that the day shift dancers are definitely better than the night shift. You get quality over quantity. They are definitely hotter, friendlier, and do not hustle…

I made my bi-monthly trip to Dancers last week. As usual, I had a great time. I went on a Sunday. If you want more details about Dancers, check out my last review. Again, they…

Skybox is basically the same as it has been for years. It used to be my go to club, but not anymore. The place is kind of run down and out of date. They should…

I have been here several times before and honestly it was a little short this time. Cover was $10. Dances are $20 and done behind a low wall with dividers Semi private This…

I checked out both Diamond Dolls and Booby Trap for the first time Saturday afternoon. See my review of Booby Trap there. I arrived on a Saturday afternoon at 3PM. I self-parked in the $2 section.…

When here. And xtc this evening and liked this club much better. Cover was $10, parking was $3 on this slow night, and bio band was $12. 25 total to get in Slow night…

I went to xtc and fantasy plaza on the same night. Both were slow, but I liked fantasy plaza much better. There were only 4 girls at xtc and about 15 at FP.…

This review is about 1.5 weeks late, sorry! I really like the new afternoon shift hour, 5-10. I got there around 7 and parked in the church's parking lot. Why are there people sitting around…

I checked out both Booby Trap and Diamond Dolls for the first time tonight. See my review of Diamond Dolls there. I entered Booby Trap at 5PM on Saturday. I self parked for $2. It's worth…

Got here at around 7. Area is shady but got lucky found a parking spot on the street right outside the bar. Otherwise I wouldn't feel comfortable walking around there at night. I didn't even…

Went to Dollies on a Saturday afternoon. The club is not in a great neighborhood or town for that matter, and it is pretty run down. Most of the girls are not that great looking.…

Decided to risk a trip across the border after a few rainy days and before the big rain comes. Seems like everyone decided to stay home and I should have as well. Very few dancers…

Stopped by the Pink Pony just before midnight on a Thursday. Very easy access off I-85 (N. Druid Hills) minutes from downtown. Plenty of parking and was charged I think $3 at the…

Went there after landing at ORD late late monday night, parking is a big challenge, red flags most night and hate having to ask people to move their car when leaving. Cheaper than scores down…

Visited after treasures (see my review there). I was happy when I arrived because the place looks very modern and elegant. It is a big club with too much light for…

I think I was the first to arrive. Nice club, two bars and big stage at perfect height to tip and smell the roses. Very interesting mix of girls, most Asians, one Korean…

I wanted to try another nude club for a change. Arrived early enough to take advantage of the no cover hours but paid 5 dollars for the mandatory drink. The club was nearly empty and…

I've been to Cheetah's a few times and love going there for good clean fun. Clean is a strange idea at a strip club, but what you see is what you get here. There's cameras…

Been hearing about the Treasure Club being open during the day for a couple of weeks now and thought I'd stop by and see how it compared to their nightshifts. I was very pleased with…

In town for business recently, dropped by in the late afternoon for a visit. The other reviews are accurate. If you want a place where the girls are grinding on you this isn't…

I have been to this club a handful of times always between 7 and 10pm. It's sort of out of the way, not near all the more upscale places by the airport. This place looks…

Club is bigger than what I am used to. Interior decor is updated and it makes you feel like you're in an upscale club. They offer a wide variety of girls of all ages…

This was a visit about a week and a half ago. After going to Larry's Villa to find they were having a male review night, I headed over to Sam's. I have been avoiding Sam's mostly…

Went to this place while passing through Austin. The furniture in this place is the worst and the women range from a few above average to mostly on the lower end of the spectrum. All…

So i stopped in this club in the middle of a wednesday afternoon just to check it out as I was heading back down 19. Small place, sorta run down with one large bar…

I went to Crystals, or the Penthouse Club, or whatever it's called now, on a Friday night. It appears that this club is now under new management. Same everything, but different owners.…

In case you don't know us, we're a married couple, and I'm the wife who does all the reporting here.. We had a great time last week in TJ. yes, almost a full week.…

I have written about SR before and suggested it seemed to be taking a turn for the worse. I was a sucker and went back today. Only stayed about 1-2 hour. Only…

I came here around 9 pm and it was pretty dead for a Friday night. One dancer on the main stage, one sitting and texting and a couple others with customers. I took a seat…

I went to Fifth Ave around 9pm a few weeks back. Parked on the street outside. Walked in and saw about 5-8 dancers all sitting at the bar, mostly Latino. The place is small and…

I have had some interesting club experiences, but this by far was the wierdest club I have visited in NJ. The location is a pretty quiet suburb. Plenty of available parking. The club itself is…

As I have said in previous reviews this is my favorite club in my area. One of the main reasons is for the $10 full contact lap dances. The bouncers and bartenders are…

This club is on Federal, easy to get to from Denver though technically in Westminster. It is in a built up area between other businesses in an industrial area - not a great part of…

A boring night for a business man to kill. Opened the Tuscl and searched for the club in St Louis. Then, I head for the Hollywood. I knew there was a chaotic area in Easten…

I was in Baltimore for an Orioles game about a month ago, and I decided to go out in Baltimore following the game. After having a few drinks out at a bar, I decided to…

In this current visit, I have been to 3-4 strip clubs: Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, Hustler, and Club Paradise. Out of this Sapphire was the best for me: it had the best girls and a large…

I stopped in to have a beer on my way home from work last week. The bartender is always friendly. I'm sure that years ago she could have been good to get a…

Not sure why they cannot put in a few dollars to paint and clean this place but maybe that's their retro appeal. It is very small and dark which is probably good as it hides…

This was the last club I visited on a long day of going to clubs. I'm glad I did. Not upscale by any means, but a lot of fun. Reasonable prices for beer, reasonable dance…

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening probably around 9pm. Large parking lot with very few cars. When I walked in and went to the counter I noticed the inside of the club was…

I stopped in on a late Tuesday evening. The door lady told me the specials- 2 for 1 jack or Jim and 2 for 1 dances. She tried to charge a $5 cover.…

Drove by saw a dancer outside and pulled up to talk with her. She was nice and told me there was no cover and had good drink specials. I parked and went in. She…

i was here on a weeknight after midnight. there were about 6-10 dancers most of them were at best a 5. here is how the dances work. they have 3 sections. -One is to the left of…

For me, the most important component is the girls. The ones there did not disappoint that night. There were 3 that were 7+ and the rest were nothing to write home about. I got a…

I've looked a few other reviews and I'm not sure when they went but I didn't see any that describe Arnies how it really is. Pulling into the parking lot is a stretch of the imagination…

Stopped by at the Palace for the first time on a Saturdsay night. Since I parked near the back, I went into the rear entrance that charged an $15 entrance fee. I was…

Went here on thursday night. There were around 15 girls working 3 stages. Every once in a while a dancer would go to the stage on the patio and dance. One of the stages had…

Thanks Papi. I saw that you recommended to several Orlando SC regulars to try out the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach. I will be making the trek out to the beach for my…

Name of the club has changed to 'Mr Happy's". They do body rubs now. As usual, there were two girls working when I went in. I chose the very busty African American girl. It's still…

Visited on Monday, Sept. 21st. It's located in a strip mall but easy to find. upon entering there was a nice lobby with low lighting. I was greeted by Wendy who rushed me into one…

This is typical of strip clubs now days. No customer service. They think if they have naked girls onstage and topless girls that will let you touch them the club will be full of guys…

My husband and I went there for his birthday and have never been more disappointed. The girls were rude and pushy. We hadn't even sat down when one girl walked by looking is up and…

I am not usually in this area but I found myself with an hour to waste so I thought I would check out flashers again. Arrived around 3pm and it cost $5 to enter. I…

I decided to visit this club on a recent trip to Vegas. We sat in one of the small round tables that are around the stage. On the plus side: The dancers are incredible, all…

Haven't been out to any clubs in a while as a Platinum Club refugee where I was a regular matinee attendee. This club leaves .much to be desired despite happy hour prices. The dancers…

Had some time.to kill.before a flight, so.stopped in on a.Wed .afternoon. No cover, draft beer for 1.75, what's not to like? Seemed like.plenty of dancers for a.weekday.afternoon, at least 8-10 I would.say. varied.from rating of…

Went on an early monday afternoon and saw 3-4 gals but couldnt be sure since they rotate into the back. Seems like they had the same amount of male workers walking around. The…

Sunday was a good day for stopping here to check out the lineup. After the doorman barks "Look Alive" the girls emerge from their booths. I picked Cataleya, a hot Puerto Rican honey…

I would try to avoid this place if possible there are better options for the money. First thing first the women are for the most part beautiful with great bodies and a good selection. I…

This is place is not bad... not great, but not bad.... Basically... YMMV, it all depends on the dancers. Usually, there is one that picks me and we get friendly during the night. Then, the lights…

I was traveling through on holiday and decided to stop by. The club's parking lot is well lit and seemed secure. They have you empty your pockets and walk through a metal detector for safety.…

Date: 9/20/2015 Entertainer: A***** Session Length: 15 min Activities: LFK, DFK, HJ,CBJ, Russian, FIV Total Paid: 120 Hair Length and Color: Black, long, curvy Age: 26 Smoking Status: Non-Smoker Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian Physical Description: Brunette…

So I finally decided to try this place out and it was ok. I got to the place around 1:30 AM on Friday night (technically making it Saturday) and it was a little dead. There were…

Checked out the scene at UJ while visiting Portland this summer, after a log hiatus - overall had a very pleasant experience and will return again, though it wouldnt by my only stop in…

I've visited this club several times over the past 4 months. Most of my visits have been in the afternoon but several visits have been in the evening. I'm posting an update because…

I decided to give this joint a try after reading a few reviews. Just like a previous reviewer wrote, I've also passed by this spot a million times. It is located near the airport and…

I recently went to Sharkys on a Thursday evening, and stayed from just past 11 until a little past 2 am. It was my first visit there although I had somewhat recently visited Sparkys too…

In town for a little golf & decided to stop in at Chez Joey. Walked into the lobby & paid the $10 cover. The club has a very open layout with a long stage w/two…

So they are having a lot of new girls work here at wax . This is becoming a popular place for women out of town to work and make quick money . I come here…

Kind gals. Money went a long way in here. Girls are cute and very attentive. Could spend hours in here every weekend. Make sure to tip them all after a dance and word will…

I visited this bar on a week day after taking a few months off. I walked right in without paying a cover because there was no security at the door. It was a very…

Went to Brunswick Christie's for first time. It was Saturday. Got there in late afternoon and stayed until early evening. When I first got in, only 1 or 2 other customers.…

I like to visit clubs in afternoon and this is one of few that is open. Every time I visited around 3 or 4, only 1-2 dancers are at the bar, no one on stage…

Unfortunately, MV was a disappointment on this visit despite some good reviews. Not a lot of clubs are even open on a Sunday afternoon, so the selection is limited and my expectations were not high,…