The Border Gentlemen's Club
440 S Pennsylvania Ave Morrisville, PA 19067

Mr. Happy generally is happy when we visit here. He gives a standing ovation.

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Ben D'erhover
Dec 7, 2023, 3:21 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Parking out back, they replaced the door, it looks a little less rundown! entry is rear corner, inside the bar is a large rectangle, entry back near the entrance. Two stages with a pole each. Drinks, or at least Beer is cheap.

 

The girls are mostly SA or AA, most are a couple pounds to a lot over, while a couple are skinny. They dance on one stage, usually losing their tops there, then move to the second stage. The ladies are quite friendly and will visit with you bar side where they will entertain you very well. On stage I have seen everything that they have to show. Some will bring that barside. None of the ladies are 10's and frankly most would be at best a 5, but their barside manner more than makes up for the lack of model status. Very playful. This said, I have been disappointed here. I'd say Monday is not worth the gas to get there. Tuesday and Wednesday have been my best days. Do think about heading to the gym for a shower after as you could get messy after a bit of activity.

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Mr. Happy generally is happy when we visit here. He gives a standing ovation.