Reviews

I've been to Club Bristol a number of times mostly in the afternoon. Dancers seem to latch on to what seem to be regulars and most are not too aggressive to new patrons.…

Decided to try a new club while I was visiting the DFW area. Bucks is located in an industrial warehouse area. The club has it's own parking (valet also available) that is rather…

I haven't been to BML n awhile I just don't worknor live close to it anymore but while picking p someone from the airport Wednesday I decided to head down a little early and check…

Been a long time patron of The Blue. Maybe 20 years with 4-8 trips per year. Used to come primarily because of the easy location between Boston and Hartford when traveling, now it is worth…

I always enjoy the FL whether or not I partake in the dances. Clean, not too loud and not to crowded when I usually go there. Have had some very nice sensuous dances and have…

I had previously been at this club several years back for a couple of hours, but I guess I left before the real fun happens. This time I went on a Saturday evening and…

This club is not what it used to be, but that is still not a bad thing. If you want to go to a enormous club and see a lot of latina type…

I visited on a Tuesday evening. The club is located in a strip mall, so there is ample free parking. The lot is lit decently, no apparent safety issues. The cover is $10, but…

Okay, so here we go, again. Was out running errands all day. so decided I should treat myself, again, for the second time that day! As I had been to the Dollhouse that afternoon, I…

I had only been here once before when I was in high school and will never go back again. It has now been almost 20 years and even though the club looks nicer than…

The last two reviews sounded like shill reviews. Like they were trying to make this place sound exotic and secretly sexy. I live in Boise. I also travel a lot. Look at my history, and…

My wife and I flew in from Miami on a Saturday and decided to spend the night and have a little fun. We have visited Rick's multiple times and they always welcome couples. The…

I had not been too excited about this club in the past but since it had been about a year since I had been there, I stopped by. There was no cover in the…

The week between the holidays was very slow for patronage. At least double the girls than patrons on this particular afternoon. But the ladies seemed happy occupying themselves instead of having conversation with the couple…

This is my second visit to this club. Last time I visited the club on a Saturday. Had lot of fun. My favorite dancer was Fantasy. Wanted to spend sometime with fantasy, so reached the…

Living in Lowell, Mac's two in Billerica is certainly convenient and nearby. In fact there is nothing else within quick drive really. Unfortunately, that is about all this place has as a positive. $10-15 dollar cover,…

Well I finally got the chance/nerve to head to Tijuana and check out the infamous or famous Adelita bar. I first went and got a hotel room at the Motel 6 at the last…

Went here with a few friends a week or so ago of a Friday, club was clean and girls were not bad, drink prices average. Living in Eastern CT we have our choices this would…

I went in around 5pm on New Year's Eve, and there was a rowdy group by the stage. After two dances, the DJ announced that they would take a break, and the rowdy group left.…

it was better last year 2013,14 when the cover was ten dollars after six (never went before nine pm) and you only had to buy one drink for six bucks. now they make you buy two…

Had been here once before, and had a good time, so I decided to stop by on a Friday night after work.  I arrived between 10 and 11 and the place was really busy.  Parking…

My friend and I decided to stop by this club a little after midnight. This was my first visit and his second. Parking lot was half empty and we paid $15 each at…

I was in the area on a late Fsriday afternoon and stopped to see what was happening. (I had heard that Fridays are similar to Sat and Sun, with both floors open )…

Saturday evening visit to the bikini club. More than usual patrons for the hour but plenty of dancers. Unfortunately most I wasn't too attracted to, or knew a history of…

VIP is a decent club and great value for the money. It went down a little bit after a shooting there but added security out front had improved the level of clientele and dancers. Nude…

I went out to Liquid Blue on New Year's with a few friends before we headed home for the night. It has been a few years since I had been here. The dancers here…

So to start off, these girls don't take anything off. They stay in their bikinis no matter what. So I went into the club. First thing that happens is I'm asked if I have any…

I came to the club the Sunday after Thanksgiving. I found the club to be an underappreciated jewel of a club. Very nice staff, nice girls. Excellent layout, very sports bar like…

I don't go to strip club very often but being I was on business trip I thought I would give it a try. I just sat back and enjoy the scenery there were…

Not another review of the club as I have not been there since I first wrote the review and it is still the most recent. The ratings I put in I just put all at…

So was in the neighborhood driving up through north Phoenix and decided to stop for a couple of beers at the candy store. I hadn't been here in a few months so wanted to see…

Some things just shouldn't change. Had not been to Phoenix in months, but stopped by the BML as soon as my schedule permitted once I hit town. The physical layout of the club…

I decided to stop by the men's club in Raleigh on two different occasions and thoroughly enjoyed myself. The first time I was there, I grabbed a beer, which was the typical price for clubs,…

This place has been one of my long time stops for a cold beer and for a little fun viewing. The club is in a residential neighborhood, safe and on street parking. Bartenders have been…

Stopped in for a visit on a Wednesday before Christmas and was pleasantly surprised! 7-8 girls on floor and higher quality than the past--all 6 or higher. I tried a couple of lap dances with Savannah and…

drove by this club a few times before and it looks tiny I imagine it would be small dirty a bunch of skinny old blondes with big boobs dancing to back in black while some…

Decided to stop in and check this place out as I was in Houston. It is a very nice club. I assume it must have been a slow night, they waived the valet fee for…

Second time to this place. Visited on a Friday after 9PM after work. It is an old school bar with a stripper pole. Strippers walk around the bartop for tips after their pole dance. Relaxed,…

Not as much fun as my last visit, but the girls are still good looking and the drinks are still pricey. What really annoyed me was their inconsistent opening times. Their website says that they're…

Ever since the PP in Greenville got busted, this place has been on a downhill slide. Rules just keep getting tighter and tighter, business gets slower and slower, and quality girls move on. Girls used…

Stopped by this club on a visit to NYC. I was given one of the small flyers on the street and decided to check it out. Cover was typical on a Friday night paid $20…

It's been a while since I have been disappointed from a visit to follies but this time I was quite disappointed. Home for the holidays I like to break up the time with visits to…

Me and a couple of buds stopped in to check out Baby Dolls on a Saturday night following a night on the town in Winston Salem. We'd been to the other clubs in Winston before…

Absolutely one of my favorite spots in Atlanta especially when I am in town for just a few days. The girls are always the best looking and the city. They are usually college girls dancing…

It's a rock n roll club so I probably should have avoided but I was told to try it anyway. So I did. The bar tender was great and the dancers were friendly but only…

I don't know if I have ever felt more unwanted in an establishment. That being said I am not calling anyone a racist I am just saying I have never felt so uncomfortable anywhere. The…

Stopped by Blackjacks while out Christmas shopping. I decided to check out what the evening shift looked like. Well, it looked really slow. There were a total of 4 customers over a 3 hour span.…

Back in town on business so I had to stop in Raleigh's finest. I love this place. Not sure of the cover as security almost knocked me down by accident when I was walking…

I was in town for business and had some time to kill so I stopped by. The club itself is pretty typical. Stage up front, bar on the right, overpriced drinks, etc. It was pretty…

Stopped in to check the place out while out of town on business. It was close to the hotel by the airport, and I felt the price was right for wh I was in the…

Was in town for a night and decided to stop in, since I am aware of the Deja Vu name. The worse about this club is the location in Nashville where the rules are…

The location has been talked about, parking is tight if you're driving. There are a few lots and garages around. This a great stop after a concert/game because you get free entry with a ticket…

There are some hot Asian women at the Admiral if they're you're type. Sasha (usually one of the feature dancers) and Esmee (one of the faces of the Admiral and on the website homepage) are…

Diva gave a great dance was a few months ago. Would go back seemed like she might do extras but did not ask. I have heard great things and was not disappointed. wish I had…

I visited on Christmas evening last week. It was GREAT. The owner was ruffling off all kinds of stuff. Gift cards up to bicycles and tv sets. Seemed like the regulars had really good luck,…

I had been to this club before when it was called something else. At the time, my thought was that it was basically a brothel with dancers. I wasn't sure if the new…

Visited Rio again on a Monday early evening. Not much going on, either in talent or customers. But Marcela, a fairly hot Scilian fake blond came up to my table after getting off stage. Sat…

I went to night trips Saturday night hoping for some good lap dances and watching hot girls dance the night away. Last Labor Day I had an enjoyable experience especially with a really cute girl.…

Long time since my last visit. First thing that I noticed is that they had paved the parking lot. Valet was complimentary with tip expected when leaving. Cover was $10. Small club…

I stopped in here on Monday afternoon, this place was previously known as Wild West, the management is the same and most of the girls and the bartender are the same as before.…

Second night shift I've ever visited; usually do day shift. Somehow the talent level was the same. I guess I expected something closer to Flight Club in quantity and number of fake boobs nearly there…

Went to Playhouse a few weeks back, on a short rebound from prior week. i had had a good session with Samira that time, my first time taking a dance with her.…

Was a little bored and was in the area, so I decided to stop in to see if any of the dancers I know were working. None were, but the girls that came and sat…

After I left ybor strip cause it was a bust I went to skin. A few cars I. The parking lot and wasn't really sure about it but y not. Went in cover I think…

This place was pretty nice. I stopped in on my way up from Atlantic City to Syracuse. There were only a few girls inside granted it was Christmas eve. However the girls that were…

Visited for a late lunch. No cover for day shift, standard $7 valet. I was expecting to see most of the usual day shift dancers, and that's exactly what I saw. Aubrie (limited extras), Keylee,…

Came here on a Saturday. It was not what I expected. Perhaps the girls that were top flight were out this particular Saturday? Got a drink and sat down. Several girls looked like they…

I made my last visit of the year to Showcase Theater on Tuesday evening and had a good time. There were 8-12 dancers working tonight about mainly white, with one asian girl, a few latina…

Was passing through the area and decided to give this place a shot. No problem with parking as there are a decent amount of spots available. No cover charge. This bar beats Carl's as the…

I will do a comparison (focusing on Harley rider) between some of the popular clubs in the area. I will point out pros and cons and guide your selection based on your tastes. I went daytime…

I won't get into too much of the club layout since most other reviews were accurate and helpful prior to arriving. The parking lot was well lit and I did not have a problem parking…

So I was back in the FLL area for the Annual Conference in mid January. Thanks to Papi Cs recommendation decided to give Diamond Dolls in Pompano a try. It was a 20 minute drive…

Early Tuesday afternoon, after a fruitless visit to the Jetstrip, I went down to reliable King Henry VIII. At he Jetstrip, only three girls were dancing. Ruby is a very attractive Hispanic with large inner…

Definitely a hit or miss place. Today was definitely a hit day. Two absolutely hot Latinas. Lots of great convo, some dance specials and I wind up with both in the VIP. I am a…

I am going to review dancers day and night. I went this week after christmas on seperate days on both shifts. Day shift I went wednesday on days shift. i hadn't been on day shift in a…

Ok so deja vu is a pretty awesome place to go to if you want to hangout with beautiful woman.I go here regularly and love everytime I go. The women dance their asses of and…

I was in town for the Holidays recently so me and my cousin went to this club on a Monday night since I would be leaving soon. The dancers there were ok, I think there…

My TUSCL stats tell me that I've written 90 reviews of 75 clubs. This means that, until now, I have reviewed 15 clubs twice, usually because something had changed or it had been several…

Went here a lot a few years ago. Not much has changed. Dancers may not be as pretty on average as Daisy Doors but they are not bad by any means. All the dancers…

I come here quite often, so much so that most of the afternoon crew know me by name. friendly place if you don't mind the smell of smoke. I was bored one day and decided…

After my first visit to Hots at the end of May I wrote a very favorable review. However, this time it was not nearly as enjoyable. For one thing, this club feels like…

The setup of the club is decent. There is a large rectangular bar with the dancers on the inside with the waitresses. The dancers are quite good looking dressesd in bikini outfits. The bikini stays…

Problem with Kittens is the girls are dateable. Meaning, I can get this at the freakin 99. I go to strip joints to fantasize about the unattainable. These girls are all older…

I've been going to this locale since it was the Bowery Club, back when it was the Hooters of Strip joints, now I like nothing about the Tens experience. I don't like the parking…

I hit Centerfold's on a Tuesday earlier in December while I was in Phoenix for business. Only the topless side was open - and it was moderately busy. I went straight to the bar…

Walked in without an appointment and asked to see who was available. I ended up going with Ashley. She has a good body, average face, good fake boobs. She gave a good back massage, but…

This place is a BYOB strip club! Most places in Jersey you have to drink juice to see fully nude women so that part is good. Weekends after 10 there are lots of hot…

Had a few hours to kill so I made the mistake of visiting Cafe... When will I learn? There were ~6 girls working, the usual spread that went from "the fuck are they thinking?"…

Decided to stop by, and I would say that was a good idea. The quality of the girls has improved. There were 5 girls working, and the worst of the group would have been a…

Came in on a Monday afternoon to find that there were barely any girls (or visitors). I gave the dancer quality a 7 simply because of Serena. She was super voluptuous, beautiful, and friendly. I…

This place looks very dumpy from the outside. It is next to a really sleazy motel off route 73. Inside is pretty dumpy as well. I went in a a Friday night with some friends.…

Seeing that this is #1 in dancer quality, I thought I definitely needed to check it out when in the area. I am more of a club or even brothel guy, so this type of…

I stopped in on a recent Monday afternoon to sample Flashers. It had been a while since I had visited. Physically, not much has changed. They still charge their parking fee all…

Visited HAK's on 12-22-15. HAK's is located off I-495 at Rt. 13. As you walk in the door, the bouncer scans you with the wand. There is no cover during the day.…

I love going to San Diego and I love going to the Zona. I went down Tuesday December 15th around 5:00 pm. I just rode the trolley and got off at the end of the…

Location: The Endzone is located about 10 miles outside of State College heading “West” (or “North” relative to Atherton St.) on what used to be RT322 (before I-99 was completed). The turn lane is…

I stopped by this club on Christmas eve and was surprised by the number of customers inside (about 20). There were about 6 or 7 dancers and only 1 of them would I rate above…

I stopped by Monday at about 5:30 to blow off some steam after a bad day at the office. Sat at the bar and ordered a $5 miniature coke and watched the girl on stage…

This used to be one of my favorites but the owner seems to get rid of the girls at his whim. He usually picks on the hotter ones that are the customer favorites…

I've never been to the Ritz before, but I've heard good things about it. I had some work to do in the area, and a bit of free time to kill so I figured I'd…