Reviews

Wanting to take advantage of the weak Peso prior to the election, I met a couple of TUSCLers down in TJ last weekend to make a serious run at all clubs we were physically able…

I'm rating this place middle of the road since our first attempt at checking this place out was a complete failure. Mermaids is a massage parlor across the street Hong Kong. I had…

This club is located a block or so off of the College Drive exit in Baton Rouge. Penthouse has valet parking or you can self park but the parking attendant still needs to be paid.…

Playboy Club is slightly smaller than most of the other puta bars in Tijuana. A narrow walking path from the entrance past the bar on the right will lead you to a slightly raised…

This is neither a strip club nor a puta bar. This just a bar where middle aged locals come to drink. Our time here was definitely memorable though. This place is a…

Everything in Zona Norte is open and fully stocked around the clock. Mongering in TJ can sometimes skew your perception on how things ought to be. After walking Revolucion during the afternoon and…

First off, the staff are super friendly and welcoming. The dancers? Slim, early 20's, mostly white, some with tats. If you're into butts, half of the ladies will be to your liking. If…

I was amused by this place the first time I visited. I thought bringing a couple of TUSCLers would lead to them being amused as well. We were amused for the wrong reason.…

Adelita remains the best of the rest. All puta bars are selling the same thing. But behind Hong Kong's glitsy American dance club veneer is the seductive allure of being the VIP.…

This title sums it up. I visit this club EVERY time I come to Houston. Yes, you pay for parking, but I feel good that my car is pretty safe. The area…

Seriously, 1 night I come in and pretty nice, but tonight it kinda sucks. Most of the girls are playing with their cellphones or simply not worth mentioning. The bartender Kristy is really nice…

My wife and I went out with two other couples for some stripper fun. None of us had ever been here, but it was close to our hotel. Uber got us there with…

Decided to come back and give this place another go. Leigh-ann (not leeann) and Honey, the shot girl, convinced me the previous nightto come back, which I did and were not disappointed. Got…

Went their last Friday night. Parking isn't too bad late at night as I usually find spots down the block that has a Domino's Pizza on the corner and this night was no different. Paid…

Bogarts is run down and looks it...inside is OK and there was a recent remodel upstairs...but still crowded in a small room. I have been here many times...once in a while a…

I reviewed this club before, been here several times over the last couple years. there is a lot of parking since I drive truck so it works good to me The bar is not…

I stopped by here for the first time on an afternoon a little while ago. First impression was that it was a bit small and cramped, but I personally don't mind that too much. Actually…

Been coming here decades...one chick had been there for 15 years or so off an on. Used to see Deanna who still works there on occasion...she gives a killer BJ and gulps it…

I went to a couple of strip clubs before but never got a lap dance before. I was in vegas alone and wanted to try one of the strip clubs. After some research, i picked…

I hadn't been to my formerly favorite club in quite awhile and had called a dancer to make sure she was working before going. With her assurance that she'd be there I arrived about 2:00…

Entered this club based on prior reviews just after midnight on a Monday, so not the premiere not of week. Didn't realize this was a no-alcohol joint, but it's all nude on 3 poles (I…

I have been going to this club for many years. Recently the decor has been updated. It is a nice friendly place to hang out, get a drink, and watch TVs. The bartenders are always…

I hit up Polekatz on a Tuesday recently, and recently, my impression is that while it is still a very good strip club for the Chicago market, it seems to be on a bit of…

I decided to stop into LS for the first time. Popped in the 9 hour, not many customers, but quite a few girls. As the night went on, more customers and girls showed up. A…

I went to KoD last week on my way home from work and had yet another great time. This place is always solid. Lots of attractive girls - many regulars and a couple new ones.…

Decided to finally visit the Rhino on a Thursday night and was not disappointed. At first I was a little annoyed at the over $20 cover charge but that all changed once I finally entered…

I wouldn't change a word in my October 1 review. Turns out that wasn't an "off" night for this club. If anything, it was even less pleasant the second time around. Same disinterested dancers caught…

I really don't understand the bad reviews here. Every time I've gone it's been a great time and the dancers are hot hot. The strip club is located right in the downtown area of Ottawa…

Since the Rhino has been newly renovated, I really love the room you have now. It used to be so cramped and we all knew that they had the money to make it even better…

I don't come to Follies for Lap dances,,,, Hell l pass that stage years ago... It's all or nothing,,,, And today, two young entertainers were given the honor too experience my erected Jonson, covered with…

I can confirm that this club is very much open. At least, it was when I visited on Wednesday 8 November at about 8pm. Show Girls is in a nice district of Paris, very close to…

I went with a buddy on a golf trip. We had been to the Masters the night before. I was leery of this place because of the reviews. We had a blast…

Saturday afternoon visit to the Playhouse. Light crowd of guys. About 15 girls. Typical five dollar afternoon cover. One girl on stage at a time. Two song sets. Kianni was…

I've always thought of this place as a friendly neighborhood joint. Decent looking girls, not pushy during the dollar parade. Some girls don't even ask for a dance, just hang out with the…

The club is more on the small side. the bar is to the right and there are three dancing stages spread throughout. the night I came in, there were at least 10-15 girls working, and…

This place is not a strip club. A total rub and tug. Seting is very nice and the gals are very attractive. You can chose from a line up of gals available of look on…

So this is how it works. You have to be on their email list. Every Wed/Thurs/Fri they are at a different location. $50 cover to get in. The girls are all…

After an uninspired early evening visit to Mons Venus, headed back to hotel. Realized that Thee Dollhouse was across the street and decided to stop in. Much more crowded then Mons and the quality of…

It's been 8 months since my last visit to Red Rose GC. They've installed a metal detector at the entrance, which in light of their recent history is comforting to customers and staff. I also…

Back at the Rhino, first time since they opened the "new wing." Not really a big fan. The club is now really long, and before you would have an opportunity to see every dancer… but…

First time here and it was amazing. Nearly all the girls were very attractive and they have lots of different body types and races. I got a few lap dances with various kinds. 1 runway…

The physical club details, same as always. Towards the high end side. Very spacious. Normal cover and booth cost. Overpriced drinks just like everywhere else. No biggie. It's expected. I stopped in…

So first off this place is weird. There was a homecoming celebration there. I have been in way too many strip clubs, so I know a little bit about set up. First…

I came here last Thursday night. I'm familiar with the area. The club is one block from city hall. Behind city hall there is free parking, if you're willing to walk a block. That's what…

I was in the neighborhood and decided to give this place a try. Arrived around 2pm, nobody at door so I went right in. During day they use back part of building.. Basically 2 rooms,…

Staying close by, so being able to drink and walk from the hotel is great. Good location on International Blvd - 1 block from ocean and hotels. Not crowded on a saturday night all girls…

I visited on a Thursday about 5pm. There were several girls ranging from not so hot to amazingly hot. The bar was crowded so I got a drink and sat at a table. Girls walked…

I visited this club on several occasions. The description and costs have not changed since I have visited last. I will re-state that if it is a busy evening to try the upstairs bar to…

I went in the Gold Club around 5:15 Thursday. I walked in past two pool tables and a small floor level stage to the bar and main stage which is elevated and has two poles.…

I dropped by on a Thursday and had a quick lunch. My last few visits here have not been that great. I was pleasantly surprised that there was no fatty's this time. That's not to…

Big surprise today. I try to drop in when i'm in the neighborhood on business and this club has been pretty dead the last few times i've been there with 1 or at most 2…

Let me start off by saying that if you think about the title this review might be a lil biased. Allow me to explain; im from southwest kansas, I've been to clubs in Colorado and…

I'd stopped into Safari on a couple occasions, usually earlier in the day, and never been terribly impressed. Good place to get a drink and watch a game (with a hope that something pretty might…

I returned to south FL for some business in Pompano Beach. It was the first time I was back in the relative area in nearly a year. Cheetah's seemed to be the most favorable to…

Went here during a convention with some buddies. For starters drinks were cheap. There for about 4 hours drank a bu ch of beer and tab was like 50 bucks. Plenty of dancers on stage…

First time visiting this club and just happened to be for the day of their Halloween party. Walked in and was not charged a cover. Went to the bar, ordered a beer and…

Was in the area so decided to visit Double Visions on a Thursday night at about 8:30pm. Haven't been here in about 6 months. Large parking lot surrounds the building, but it could get full…

I had high hopes for this visit. Came here after a quick visit at Double Visions. Arrived at about 10pm, No cover, not too crowded. Sat at a table close but not at the large…

Decided to go to Bogarts to visit my ATF. I haven't heard from her in a long time so decided to make the 2 hour trip to see if she was working. I…

Needed to drive to New York state on business, and it had been a while since I visited Bridgeport, and so I timed my drive back so I could stop by a couple of clubs.…

We went to sugars on a Saturday night, we parked valet and that's where the rudeness started! The door girl was not friendly at all and seemed annoyed that we wanted ones. Once inside we…

Went on a Saturday night from around midnight until close. They featured an array of dancers in the 2 hours I spent there. The dancers were all white and attractive (some very) and friendly with…

I haven't been to Rachel's in a couple years. I was in the area so I thought I would check it out. Rachel's has always had a reputation for very high quality and…

American Bush is in a light industrial area of Salt Lake and is easy enough to find across the street from a tire shop. There is very little enough traffic in the area…

Well I have been hitting this club for many years usually late afternoon early evening and I have seen this club have it's ups and downs and lately its been more down than…

Visited on a weekday evening before 5pm so no cover charge. Cover charge is after 8pm i guess and it's around $10. The place is decent not super posh. The girls are okay few are…

This is a review of two visits. Monday night and Sunday night. Both nights felt very similar. This was my first visit to this club and it's pretty big. Feels different than any club I've…

I have been to a few of the Louisville clubs, and have not been very impressed with any of them. Fantasy Island was no exception at around 5 in the middle of the week…

I was in town for a conference and one of my local Vegas friends decided that he had to take me to the Spearmint Rhino. He was worried about the number and quality of the…

I've been to this club several times and there are some very good looking energetic dancers here. It seems to vary every time I go. There is one very good looking Asian girl who…

Stopped in to Blaze for my first time ever. And I was prepared to be amazed. Well, I was kinda impressed, but not quite amazed. Arrived maybe noon, just after they opened at 11:30, on…

Stopped into Follies after visiting Club Blaze. And from everything I've heard, I expected Follies to be super awesome incredible. So I walked in the front door, and the girl at the booth said something…

It has been a couple months since I was here and i was in the mood for latinas. I paid the $9.50 entrance fee and found a seat next to one of the stages. I…

Visited this afternoon after taking a long break from Scores following a very disappointing afternoon visit this spring. Today, things were much much better. Unlike last time when there were so few dancers…

Needed a break from watching the Trumpapocalypse on TV so headed downed to Dearborn for some entertainment. I’ve been going to Pantheon weekend afternoons for a while so decided to head to Silver Cricket…

Late arrival into town and with a business meeting first time in the morning I headed to Mons Venus to check what this place was all about. I have to say I left wanted to…

I was back in Davenport for business and found time to return to So co. It has been probably 5 years since my last visit, which was positive. The club is in the middle of…

I've been here once back in 2014. I saw some older strippers that seemed like they came from Mexico and were desperate for money. I wanted a different dancer but this older lady was a bit…

This place has been a favorite of mine for 25 years since I attended college not far away from here. It is in a rough area of town...so be cautious...but there is a…

I've been a frequent visitor over the years., but haven't been to the Hugger for over a year. I don't get to Kokomo as often as I used to, but I couldn't resist stopping during…

Been coming here for 25 years...back when there was an adult store adjoined and the famous blue light specials pre-VIP. Today...95% of any stripper here is down to give you a GFE experience.…

Visited Wackos for my normal Friday Meetup with a buddy. The club is definitely going through some changes. There were quite a few new dancers, most pretty decent looking but unfortunately no knowledge of them.…

I have been going to Rhino since 1997 when it was so small the line outside was 200 deep . Now it can be crowded and you would never know it . I was at…

Parking lot was crowded on a Tuesday evening which I thought was odd. Got inside and turns out there were at least three large tables of poker being played. Ended up being great…

The strip club pickings are rather sparse in C Springs. I decided to try this version of the Deja Vu chain. It is easy enough to find with a lighted sign by the street.…

I was driving home from Memphis and needed to get off the road for couple of minutes. I found the place on google and decided to go for a minute or two. Walked…

Visited the Blue Fox on a Monday afternoon. Girls were there, but just sitting at the bar. None were dancing. I sat next to one and ordered a bottled drink, didn't get any sort of…

Stopped by on Election Day to chill out before the election coverage marathon. Wasn't sure what I was expecting but I've never seen it so dead here. I actually kind of like that as it…

Decided to drop by on a Wednesday night for the Rockets game. Got there at 7:30pm, cover was $13.50. There are a lot of new faces since the last time I was here (a month…

I came here not expecting much. The place looks like a dump on the outside, but I heard it was at least better than what else is available in Santee/Orangeburg. Walked in, was greeted by…

I was in arizala 74 this weekend.Near to Camp Nou (FCBarça) They are very discreet and treat you very well. The place is cosy. I was with Genesis, she's not a Barbie style girl but I like…

Decided to stop in and give this place another try as I was up this way for work. Only 3 girls working and none of them my preference. Before I even got sat…

I've been to the Treasure Club in Greensboro several times in the past few years and always had a good time. The sister club in Asheville has a similar vibe and feel.…

Went on a Friday (2 ladies, 1 guy) at about 1:30 first off we are used to tables when we go out. Off break the lady at the door says you can buy a stand…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out the local stripper scene. I did some research and saw that this place was near my hotel. So I Went to…

Hadn't been to Atlantis in a long while. Brought a buddy who had never been. He was impressed with the place. We didn't do VIP this time, just parked ourselves at the bar and drank.…

I first heard about Big Al's through an ad in the Philly Inquirer back in the early 1990's. I was intrigued back then because I knew that region of Pennsylvania and never thought that…

My experience is somewhat limited, I've only been to: American Bush, Pinky's and Deuce's Wild. With that said, American Bush is by far the best, and I wouldn't bother visiting the others again. Personally I…

Visited Porthole on a Tuesday night. The club is under new management and the club has been trending down since the changeover. I decided to check in after taking a break from the…

Nice clean club. I visited in the afternoon, so no cover and lap dances at $5. White girl at the bar welcoming you with a smile. A bit empty inside with 3 AA girls working,…