Reviews

Went in on Friday 16h for a visit with a few buddies. This place has not really changed in 20 years. Nothing has changed in that time except I got older. I never minded…

Amazing place!, I was a bit skeptical about this place at first because of the parking lot off a busy road and I was nervous that I would be seen, but the pillars of the…

From the reviews on TUSCL I expected that the dancers at Oasis wouldn't be as pretty as those at the fancier Tampa clubs, but I often find the standard-issue "pretty girl" pretty uninteresting and the…

I was back in Seattle, and this place was walking distance from my hotel. A had been there a few years ago and had a good time, so thought I would return.…

First time going to any sort of strip club (just turned 18 last year) went as a joke and was not going to spend more than the 20 dollar cover fee. Long story short, 2…

I was in town for some business over the hollidays and thought that I would give this place a try. Club is located above an adult bookstore and you have to ring a bell to…

I decided to stop in around 3 the front door was lock so hung around for a while finely the door opened but the place was crowded found out there's a back door…

So this use to be one of my go to places in Bmore. But this place is going down hill quickly. The regular girls are getting tired and boring. The GM Cal…

visited on a Wednesday afternoon before the holidays. $5.00 cover. $9.00 mixed drink. I like to sit at the stage to unwind and tip the dancers. I was on a bit of a mission based…

This was my first visit to Kahoots in about a year. $5 cover was normal, as were drink prices. I grabbed a seat stageside, as there were also a few customers sitting there. Unfortunately, I…

I found myself in Austin in mid December and decided to hit Landing Strip based on reviews. It is located very close to the airport and many hotels - but on a major highway…

Previous reviews will give you an idea of what to expect at The Library, but I recently visited and there have been a few changes at the club that I'll address... They've re-done the bar area.…

I happened to be in North Carolina for New Years. I visited Cameo on Saturday, New Years Eve. Didn't have to pay for parking so that was good. They have several lots and optional valet…

I came in from out of town and decided to hit up my favorite no holds barred club. When I arrived I saw 3 people standing outside. The usual old guy, some girl, and some…

As has been noted with some other reviews, there has been some remodeling done to The Dolphin. The area being used for the poker games is no longer separated by any walls from the general…

Decided to check out this location after visiting the Beaverton club a few weeks ago. Got there midweek, on what I thought would be a very slow day. There was a $6 charge…

went in about a month ago around 8pm 3girls1petite brunette1nice aa girl 1tall brunette sat at the bar ordered a beer then another waited 45minutes before tall brunette came over2 5 dollar bar dances later…

This review covers 2 separate trips during the second week of December before Christmas. First trip was Tuesday afternoon around 5 pm after disappointing stops at Criket and H8. And this was my…

Was on the east side of the "D" for work and our meetings ended around 2:00, so I plugged in the Coliseum for my 3 fer Thursday, Coli (1) PC (2), and then FC (3).…

I visit this club every year or so when I am in the area. It is not walking distance to downtown Denver or close to anything interesting, but it is also only 20 minutes drive…

I still really like this club, and has become my go-to place to stop by, have a couple beers, and maybe a bite to eat. Relaxed atmosphere, good drink prices, good food, and not too…

My first time here, and by topless club standards, my expectations were definitely met, although this place is a bit pricey for what you get, I think. This is an upscale club with…

Its a great club fully nude dancers who get really dirty on stage once i saw 2 girls totally naked on stage grinding with each other.If you sit in the front row they will come…

While traveling to Portland, I stopped by Casa Diablo driven mostly by curiosity. The club is a bit tucked away in an industrial district butting up again a hill. There is…

I stopped by sugars at lunch last Wednesday. The place wasn't crowded with guys. It quite a few girls working. A mix of Latina and white and one African American. The cocktail waitress looked very…

Stopped by on Sunday around 6 and had maybe 5 dancers working and only a handful of customers. The club could a bit of renovations but I know business isn't what it used to be.…

Ok, I've been here at least half a dozen times, and it's always been a fun experience. Last night my wife and I went to The Men's Club Houston, and with less than half…

Entered the first door into a small foyer, hit the buzzer and waited about 20 seconds before a middle aged, friendly man answered the door and had me sit in a room. A minute or…

I was in Canada for work. Brampton to be precise. While searching for a nearby adult entertainment club, this one topped the search. So without a clue I headed to it. Located in an industrial…

Ok.. so granted we stopped in here the weekend before Christmas and that can always be ht or miss. There were very few customers there and only a small handful of dancers. Maybe we were…

Let me start off by saying this place is expensive. However, I believe you get what you pay for at this fine establishment. I came here with a few friends on a random…

Guys this place in my opinion top of the list here in elp. When you go in there there are few girls sitting around but the reason is that guys get in here and squirt…

I decided to stop by Ballpark right before the shift change. The 4pm girls were getting ready to go on while the 12 o clock girls were doing their last rotations and dances. I had…

Been meaning to check out this club for a while and finally made the trek. Have always heard good things so my expectations were pretty high. What kept me away so long were…

I can't say much about the club layout or pricing. Those things are the same and have been the same for quite a while. Visited early afternoon on Monday. Girls on shift were Ginger,…

There were so many young friendly beautiful girls at the annual Christmas party that it created a serious dilemma -- who to spend time with and who to pass on. If only not to be…

I came in on a Monday around 5:30pm the parking lot was fairly packed but not too busy inside. I got a few $3 beers and the took a seat near the stage. The…

I stop in here once or twice a month for a few drinks. Last time I was in the bartender told me that they can't run a tab anymore because of the credit card…

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details – refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details – but in a nutshell – The Trap Lounge…

Have visited a few times during trips to San Jose. First, expectations should be lowered because of the local laws/area. They won't allow full nudity if they serve alcohol so this is a…

I've read the other reviews and decided to take the drive there. It's about thirty minutes from my house but worth the trip! As soon as you walk in the available girls are on you like…

After about a 15-20 year hiatus from my last visit here, I was finally able to return without being on a budget. The layout is similar to what it was in the past except…

Sapphire is still in my Vegas rotation because it is once of the cleanest and biggest clubs in the area. Even though it is the biggest it still gets very crowded. I would…

I entered the club around 8, it was quiet but soon started to pick up. Slowly the dancers started to enter. There were about 8 to 10 dancers. When the dance started I was asked…

I use to really like this place as a club to go to at night to kind of relax and get some dances. I had been lucky enough to get extras here in the VIP…

Came to FD's a few weeks ago on a weekend afternoon. Not many girls on shift, but the quality was above average for what you would expect at that time of day. Sat near the…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon two days before Christmas. Club layout has been covered so nothing to add to that. As always when you have a club this good it can get crowded and…

Dropped in on a Thursday night, place was fairly empty, almost walked right back out of the place as it seemed dead, but decided to stay. Not the best selection of dancers to choose from,…

I just checked my date of visit and realize this review is a few months old; I haven't been very active on the club scene of late. I went to The Doll House late…

I actually stopped in here twice recently, once on a Thursday afternoon, once a Friday, after skipping the place since this spring. The physical setup hasn't changed much if any, although a few things have…

Came here last Friday get my last nut of the year to a big booty Latina .. as usual the place is little pack .i get a beer $5. went In that big tan Dominican…

Daytime visit as part of a marathon month in Oct.Nov 2016. Stopped in just after 2 pm on a Tuesday in late November. There were 4 latina dancers ranging from from mildly to better…

Club 2k fits my ass like the drivers seat in my old jeep. I was in town for the holidays and stopped in Friday night. Cover charge was $5 and JB on the rocks was…

I think I am funny, but the Den is always a good back for buck option. They offer half hour private dances for $110 which is great. I danced with Oryanna the last…

was passing through on business on a friday lunch time early afternoon. club was nice. they do scan your license if you are against that. bar tender friendly and cute. only…

Don't know why i have to pay $4 to valet and check my coat as well. Dumb ass bouncer says its a strict dress code. Yet dudes with hats on backwards and droopy…

As has been said before, this is a jackshack, you meet a hostess at the door, she takes you to a room and a girl comes in and introduces herself. Ask to see all…

OK so first off there is a business model to this club: if you pay for a table you get first look at the girls they prioritize you and go there first instead of…

I had two separate visits to the Palomino back in November; a Sunday then a Thursday. I drive myself and park beyond the valet area. No cover charged either time (Sun 9pm, Thu 8:30pm). The Sunday…

The trip to Tolland is worth the time if you are looking to literally get the most bang for the buck. Walking in during the afternoon will cost you five dollars. A gentleman will…

Well Normally I am not inspired to report on anything too far out of my comfort zone, but I accidentally got outside of that zone from within this meca called Follies. I was busy during…

Went there thursday night with a few buddies for some drinks and appetizers. We were greeted with open arms because we knew most of the staff, cover was $10 you had to pay it,…

I keep coming back to the penthouse. Yes it isn't a cheap place but it's worth spending a little extra for the atmosphere and the attractive dancers. Get a group to go and get a…

I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. And…

It's been a while since I've been to the Cheetah. I stopped in on Saturday Afternoon because I remembered that they have a Saturday brunch menu. This place is a 4 star restaurant, so the…

Got in here around 8pm on New Year's Eve Eve by myself and stayed until 11. There was probably 15 girls on shift by the time I got there. Drinks are $10.25 and the waitress…

So my buddy bailed on me and wanted to try something new (usually go to SR or Sapphires). So took an uber up to this club (it is south by the airport), not near…

Stopped by after attempting to visit Mile High(they were just opening at 7pm). Must have been 12 girls many very nice. Took 10 minutes standing at the bar to get a bartender's attention. Finally got a drink…

I've been a couple of times now, and my initial reaction is still valid. It's a glitzy palace, but really comes off as a business more than an experience. It's all very calculated to seem…

Arrived around 11 on a Thursday night. Cover charge was $20 not the $10 listed. Drink was included but cost wasn't worth it with only 6 dancers in the club. Dancers mainly…

Been going to controversy for a while now. Cheap cover(10$), cheap drinks(bud light is 2.25$) and decent dancers. There are the regular dancers who are usually a 6/10 and at times, there are a few…

Went one Saturday night awhile back, so this is a delayed review. $20- to get in, when I first walked in, I was very surprised on the amount of girls working. It was…

I've been popping in here quite a bit over the last few months. Each time is deader than the last. Rarely stay long enough to order a drink. Same day time bartender…

This is pretty much everything I want a SC to be: Atmosphere is plush and comfortable; reasonably priced; cute, friendly girls who are open to OTC (more on that later) without being pushy; staff is…

Most of my points are similar to those from other reviewers. First, parking is getting tougher in the neighborhood with the increased development. Second, the quality of hostesses seems to be falling.…

I decided to stop at this new Strip Club. It used to be a regular bar attached to a cheap motel. So i stoped at around 5 o'clock : 4 strippers on duty, 2 white…

Went to Flashdancers for the first time, with a friend. It's downstairs in a basement, but decor is not bad. It's decently sized. Has a bar with small tables and chairs arranged between the bar…

This is a recently new club that opened with a lot of fan fare, but seems to have lost it's allure. On average they probably have the best looking dancers in Providence. I have had…

My wife and I made the mistake of taking a cab and got hit with a huge cover charge. "We have to pay the driver so we have to charge you!" Not sure…

I was in Miami to watch the Dolphins play the Patriots and remembered one of the girls from the Pompano clubs had switched to Playhouse so I decided to take a trip after the game…

The outside of the clu looks ok, but what I like is that a bouncer is always outside looking after the cars. So I feel safe. Cover charge was reasonable, but what I hate is…

Since I had never been by Vic's in the afternoon, I figured I'd try it out. As most patrons know, Vic's is open all afternoon and then closes at 7 or 8pm. It's usually my…

Well it's been a year or so since I stopped by the Cabaret Club so I thought I would hook up the sleigh and see if Rudolph could remember the way. Fortunately he did .…

Every time I've been here in the past 2 months, it has gotten busier and busier. This place used to be dead in the afternoon/early evening. The management really needs to try and get more…

Visited the club on a couple of weekdays around the holidays and met a number of Pandora's dancers with varying degrees of success: Carrington: I've gotten dances from her before so I know she can be…

Initially on this day I was going to go to paradise down the street. However i wasn't in the mood to be molested and just wanted to watch the UFC fight and have a couple…

Have been occasionally dropping in here for years. One of the nicer clubs you will go in regarding finish out. Downstairs is an open room with 3 stages, lap dances back…

Visited the club early Thursday evening. Parking is well lit and the cover is $5. Jamie the bartender is hot as ever (I wish she would do some dances). Music is so-so.…

As described by many this a hole in the wall but it is also a nice hole in your pants if you understand. The girls are not the hottest but your money goes a long…

Made another work trip down the Florida so swing by old faithful to relax after meetings one day. Generally I will hang out for a while and get the lay of the land, but…

One fine Thursday in July I planned to burn some cash and headed for a strip club. Opposite to what my friend suggested, I went for Centerfold lounge and my my...it was the happiest stripclub…

I visited here on a Saturday afternoon in November. I was in Long Island for the afternoon from out of town, and had never been here before, so it took me a wrong turns or…

Based on reviews I have read here, I have been wanting to take a trip to Arnie's for a while. The opportunity finally presented itself, and thanks to my fellow PL's here on TUSCL,…

Came here after checking out Penthouse dayshift. Club has been described before so I will not get into that. Though they have turned what used to be the upstairs dance area into more "skyboxs" that…

This club reminds me of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas--a posh, upscale joint with beautiful dancers that will leave you broke and cursing why you even bothered to visit the club in the first place.…

Every so often I drop by. It's the not the same club I was came to when I first came to this place about six years ago. There used to be a lot of thicker…

Finally decided to give Follies a try after reading all these reviews of the place. I got there around 2:00 on a Monday, had to pay $5 for the valet. After tipping the desk lady…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon, not sure what to expect.The club was nice, but pretty quiet. Just a handful of dancers, but not many customers either. I was approached by an adorable asian girl…

ok so normally I do not like give bad reviews but in this circumstance I feel I need to say something. I tried to visit this club around 11pm on a Friday night just to…

I was in Philly for work and had done some scouting and decided on gold club. I was able to walk from my hotel and forgot that they would take a hotel key instead of…